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clam_daniel

@spoon-fl5.bsky.social

Sublime idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaakdiaqypw6q

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

This is some dangerous 1930s Germany level of propaganda.

1/9/2025, 11:12:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shade 5 (@shade5.bsky.social) reposted

Something about Simon & Garfunkel's Scarborough Fair brings out my inner stripper

28/8/2025, 2:20:00 AM | 95 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pinot Evil (@pinotevil.bsky.social) reposted

Telling someone to go and fuck themselves is very much about the destination as opposed to the journey.

29/8/2025, 6:39:22 PM | 30 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Shit shoveler extraordinaire.

28/8/2025, 9:36:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Best thing to do here would be to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

27/8/2025, 2:33:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

‘a lack of seriousness’ is the most charitable phrasing I’ve ever heard phrased

27/8/2025, 1:45:55 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

I know maybe four or five people who truly grasp what’s happening right now. The majority are just detached from it all. They either: don’t see it see it and don’t care see it and care ‘watch it’ like a Netflix series see it and care and support it

26/8/2025, 9:36:07 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re definitely the type who leaves the blanket tucked in at the end of the bed.

23/8/2025, 3:55:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BEAVE (@beaveinflow.bsky.social) reposted

My toxic trait is thinking i’d thrive in a post-apocalyptic world when I panic if my blanket isn’t tucked right.

23/8/2025, 3:47:10 AM | 367 85 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) reposted

[pulled over] COP: did you take any drugs ME: no i paid for them

23/8/2025, 3:53:07 AM | 190 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Crazy. Now release the Epstein files.

23/8/2025, 1:59:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

At this point, people have chosen their beds. Now they have to lie in them.

22/8/2025, 11:40:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Skellyton 💀🦇 (@infinitefinite.bsky.social) reposted

fuck you, but the horse you rode in on is cool

20/8/2025, 8:38:20 PM | 740 157 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

These people don’t give one zero fuck about children and need to stop pretending they do for their little propaganda campaigns.

21/8/2025, 10:23:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Now do Texas.

21/8/2025, 2:07:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

‘authentic’ 😂😂

21/8/2025, 1:59:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lemon 🍋 (@littlelemontart.being.baby) reposted

don’t worry babe, i fucked that up too

19/8/2025, 1:09:25 AM | 25 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Miss Havishambles (@misshavishambles.bsky.social) reposted

Favourite trope for any female protagonist in a novel is realising ‘she had forgotten to eat that day.’

18/8/2025, 8:09:33 PM | 95 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh dear.

18/8/2025, 9:59:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Circumstance is grave enough, it seems, that whether or not we trust him is kinda moot. Not sure we have a choice. Something has to change.

18/8/2025, 9:31:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melicious (@honeybadgermel.bsky.social) reposted

When people say drinking is not the answer it makes me wonder if they truly understood the question.

17/8/2025, 9:43:21 PM | 193 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AnnaMolly (@anna-molly.bsky.social) reposted

Your love posts are gross

15/8/2025, 12:43:27 AM | 55 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social)

Christians rarely are.

14/8/2025, 10:45:43 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture human (@bshuman.bsky.social) reposted

I wash my hands 30 times a day. To offset that, I shower monthly. #joke

14/8/2025, 3:38:48 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Boo B 👻🐝 (@vtbee80.bsky.social) reposted

I’m not always hungry, sometimes I’m sleeping

13/8/2025, 10:44:53 PM | 92 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pinot Evil (@pinotevil.bsky.social) reposted

If you want to hotspot off me, my phone is called “Katharine the great.”

12/8/2025, 8:08:10 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shade 5 (@shade5.bsky.social) reposted

MAGA is why we need instructions on shampoo bottles

7/8/2025, 2:41:20 AM | 92 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SpatialKimtamine (@kimmalien.bsky.social) reposted

I hate doing things

6/8/2025, 9:39:06 PM | 307 71 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ (@ayankdownunder.bsky.social) reposted

You wouldn’t know it from looking at me, but I can pull up my own pants.

7/8/2025, 12:08:26 AM | 48 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BEAVE (@beaveinflow.bsky.social) reposted

One of the best parts of summer is buttering corn cobs and whispering “you like that?” loud enough to make the family BBQ awkward.

7/8/2025, 1:08:25 AM | 428 100 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AnnaAnkaAnia (@samerealwoman.bsky.social) reposted

Nothing unites so strongly as mutual sarcasm.

5/8/2025, 10:04:12 AM | 126 71 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzlepants🐒 (@lizzlepants.bsky.social) reposted

FEED ME

4/8/2025, 11:08:10 AM | 21 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fickle Filly (@ficklefilly.bsky.social) reposted

Keep the romance alive by never speaking to each other again.

6/8/2025, 4:30:35 PM | 229 111 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

6/8/2025, 5:47:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

This tracks.

6/8/2025, 5:45:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 (@xinicit.bsky.social) reposted

Kiss me I am full of existential dread

5/8/2025, 6:15:07 PM | 70 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

I really do my best to wrap my head around the corruption and soullessness of MAGA in general. I’m never entirely successful, but I try. But the idea of entire houses of government protecting a likely pedophile, blows my mind—almost every single one of them do this. How do they sleep at night?

5/8/2025, 8:19:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 5:52:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Building LMS courses is an odd black hole of productivity. With the right LMS, it’s not at all difficult but I’ll look back at a to-do list from six months ago with the same ‘finish course outline’ that I have the on to-do list for tomorrow. I’m convinced they’re not real.

5/8/2025, 5:48:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

I was a Cowboys fan when I was a kid. Stuck with them as long as I could but enough was enough. It was even enjoyable to watch them so terribly owned and managed and coached. I no longer have a favorite team and the sport is so much more enjoyable.

4/8/2025, 12:17:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly this.

4/8/2025, 12:14:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Works for Trump.

3/8/2025, 7:21:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s insane this needs to be said.

3/8/2025, 7:20:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Really enjoying ‘The Big Picture,’ fwiw.

3/8/2025, 12:03:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Tony Romo?!

2/8/2025, 11:59:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

TONY ROMO?!

2/8/2025, 11:59:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AnnaMolly (@anna-molly.bsky.social) reposted

I’m at the point in my depression where I can’t even be bothered to

2/8/2025, 4:39:23 PM | 71 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

The problem he has no idea how ‘AI’ works. Nor do any of his administration—or at least any that have balls.

2/8/2025, 3:44:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

I can very clearly see how he can do this but every single senate republican? Do they not realize what they’re covering up? Every single one of them? Do any of them not have daughters? What the fuck is wrong with them?

2/8/2025, 3:43:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Release the Epstein files.

2/8/2025, 2:10:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

2/8/2025, 12:18:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m so surprised.

1/8/2025, 7:37:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

This is like the fucking twilight zone. How is any of this real?

1/8/2025, 6:56:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

And, worse, the unfathomably corrupt sycophants in the house and senate.

31/7/2025, 10:50:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

😑

31/7/2025, 8:27:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

They either don’t know, don’t care, or support it. None of these are defensible.

31/7/2025, 8:27:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

😡😡

31/7/2025, 8:26:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social)

It’s not crowds as much as the people in them.

30/7/2025, 9:23:26 PM | 9 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a fucking greedy coward.

30/7/2025, 9:18:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shushy (@rachel2manypaws.bsky.social) reposted

sorry i was too hot to let you merge

30/7/2025, 4:59:00 PM | 27 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

They are breath-takingly stupid.

30/7/2025, 7:13:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

He’ll get out of all of this and end up in cabinet position before you know it.

30/7/2025, 3:50:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 (@patnspankme.bsky.social) reposted

sorry I couldn’t answer the phone I was busy fuckin

29/7/2025, 1:05:36 PM | 106 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🥀L8te_Bloomer_JJ! (@l8tebloomer25.bsky.social) reposted

I highly recommend keeping a weird open-minded friend or two around to change your perspective.

29/7/2025, 3:56:19 PM | 23 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

As much as their ultimate release is my concern of their integrity/having been doctored, altered, etc., in some way.

29/7/2025, 1:05:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

First amendment be damned, not everyone should be allowed to speak.

28/7/2025, 6:51:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

I went for not liking him to really rooting for him. Awesome story.

28/7/2025, 6:48:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Midge (@midge.bsky.social) reposted

I keep secrets by forgetting what you told me almost immediately

28/7/2025, 2:31:06 PM | 281 86 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s going on with the read suspension?

28/7/2025, 6:42:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Queen Beast (@myhiveaway.bsky.social) reposted

That sobering moment you realize dammit this is my circus and fuck those are my monkeys.

28/7/2025, 5:47:19 PM | 34 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tusk Jenkins (@tuskjenkins.bsky.social) reposted

The mist always at your feet like a loyal air about you, the footsteps behind you like an overslept grand entrance, the old house on your hill like a condemned pile of cards. You'll need somebody to carry your tomes. Just look at these arms, I've been mysterious so hard

28/7/2025, 4:41:14 AM | 92 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking disgusting.

27/7/2025, 6:58:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MiloKilledPunk (@milopoint.bsky.social) reposted

Not following a positive account I like to prevent it from being blighted by my existence.

26/7/2025, 8:47:21 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matty (@bestestname.bsky.social) reposted

Those are my emotional support open browser tabs

27/7/2025, 6:42:39 PM | 80 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes extortion takes longer than you think it might.

27/7/2025, 3:51:10 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck them.

27/7/2025, 3:50:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there not a concern that the files have been altered in some way?

27/7/2025, 3:49:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

‘pac and big are legends and have been for decades and will be for decades more. Look where it got them, indeed. People have a hard time with hip-hop because understanding art, life, history, music, and stardom is too much for them to wrap their (small) minds around.

27/7/2025, 12:43:22 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the perfect start to my weekend.

26/7/2025, 5:54:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeTheCookie (@bethecookie.bsky.social) reposted

An incomplete list of things we know about Black Betty: 1) had a child 2) really gets me high 3) so rock steady 4) always ready 5) from Birmingham 6) makes me sing

26/7/2025, 4:14:18 AM | 112 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

🎯

25/7/2025, 9:48:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Here’s the thing—right and wrong and truth and lie. None of that matters. Traditional views of reality and procedure don’t matter. A completely different approach is going have to happen.

25/7/2025, 9:47:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

If it ‘requires’ a chatbot or a chatbot *could* be used? I’m assuming you mean something like a customer service bot rather than LLMs in general?

25/7/2025, 8:51:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

As if it needs clarifying, this is fascism by definition. Literally the definition of fascism. 10,000,000% exactly what fascism is.

25/7/2025, 6:09:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop complaining and do something about it. There’s no chance ever ever ever that this ‘administration’ stops doing whatever they want for whatever profit they want to take anything they want. Do something.

25/7/2025, 1:14:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

🎯

24/7/2025, 5:44:27 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck them.

24/7/2025, 3:47:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I had to scrub back and listen again. She’s awesome.

24/7/2025, 3:40:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Boo B 👻🐝 (@vtbee80.bsky.social) reposted

are you there god? it’s me, little dumbass

21/7/2025, 12:33:45 PM | 91 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social)

I apologize for interrupting my gangster ass posts, but release the Epstein files. The non-edited, non-fucked with files.

23/7/2025, 9:37:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck the House of Representatives.

23/7/2025, 8:01:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture C 🇨🇦 (@coffeeinhand.bsky.social) reposted

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions

17/7/2025, 11:46:13 PM | 45 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

At least he’s honest.

23/7/2025, 5:05:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Release the unchanged, intact, unedited, actual Epstein files.

23/7/2025, 5:02:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

I loathe the man with every atom of my being but that’s not what he says and I keep seeing these kind of videos. If we want to have credibility in holding this piece of shit accountable, we have to be accurate with observations, language, allegations, and so on.

23/7/2025, 3:40:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reposted

I love a grumpy, brooding man. Why are you so grumpy, King? You need a little nap? A treat? Turn that frown upside down.

23/7/2025, 1:18:20 PM | 156 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

Good lord, it needs it.

23/7/2025, 3:35:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tusk Jenkins (@tuskjenkins.bsky.social) reposted

Animal noises, animal memories. Just to be dreaming my chops at the breakfast I had this morning days ago. Could go for a breakfast right now this evening at the night too. Goddamn I used to know it all, back when you didn't piss on newspaper if it had silly putty on it.

23/7/2025, 4:41:33 AM | 44 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S🌟tella (@havishaf.bsky.social) reposted

I’m not obsessed with food. It's just literally the only stable thing in my life, for fuck’s cake.

22/7/2025, 8:11:51 AM | 154 79 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture clam_daniel (@spoon-fl5.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s slurring badly.

23/7/2025, 2:42:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view