the day i informed my husband about people afraid of “dog autism” was.. really funny. and harrowing
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the day i informed my husband about people afraid of “dog autism” was.. really funny. and harrowing
three days on no antihistamines and my skin is like “what if itchy where literally anything touches?”
they used to have good croissants and delicious vegan chicken salad in the deli. then amzn took over and both recipes were changed for the terrible. everything i buy is like $3 less at wegmans down the street. no reason to go in there
i have returned to my home following almost an entire eight hour day of making other people tell me 2fa verification codes. can’t wait to do it again tomorrow
listen,
place sucks so much
transferring ownership of meta accounts has turned out to be the most annoying thing possible. WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS
ACCOUNT CHANGING NIGHTMARE DAY so many confirmation emails so many so so MANY
New product on my shop, The Longest Cat. This is a set of four stamps to create cute mutant cats. guypradel.fr/produit/the-...
i was up early enough to watch my kid get on the bus from my bedroom window after i didn’t get dressed fast enough
What's your favorite Fake Pixies Song? Mine is this:
the best!
tomorrow is the first day of school, a day my mom traditionally showed up at my house to see my kid off the bus, so i’m anticipating being v sad around 3:30pm
idk why i stopped to take a picture along a stretch with buildings on the other side
he says chimp lad is a new superhero
the misspeaking incident was my husband tripping over “cannibalize” and saying “canonize”’so
i used to fairly regularly walk 5-10 miles a day but i’m not used to it right now, even on the flat towpath. i’m TIRED
i’m just getting a new boss is all :)
i did it i walked 10k on the canal. i walked over to new hope bc hitting two states on foot is never not funny to me
i manage the website for the shop, and we had to cut down on new wholesale orders for the sale of the store, which gave me a lot less to do. but new stuff should be coming in again this month. the time for hours of data entry is nigh!
oh, no, i’m getting a new boss!
the quilt shop officially transferred ownership this morning, which generally means i will have a lot more work to do going forward :)
The Full Moon this month is known as Stationery Moon. Traditionally the time of year for harvesting notebooks, pens and pencils.
i'm so sorry. what an awful year.
made a new email for work, asked people to use it so it'd be out of my regular inbox. now i'm getting the work emails cced to BOTH addresses. scream.
yes it's the only thing we've talked about in our house for two weeks
wtf is that
turning off "live photos" on people's phones like motion smoothing
maybe i should avoid letting her know my boots fit her
torn about how to accomplish said task go to the gym to treadmill <10k, followed by vinyasa yoga go to the gym to treadmill 10k only go down to the canal and walk 10k on the path (sunny, flat) go up to the park and hike maybe 10k in the woods (shady, hilly)
lol true
it's impossible. and yet she's about to start stealing my boots
unfortunate
WHY DID I TYPE 10K MILES IT IS JUST 10K JESUS CHRIST
the only things i haaaave to do today are hem my kid's new favorite pants and walk up to 10k miles i've already done the pants indecisive about how to walk
I am writing about this today. Transphobe logic is that trans people only have rights *until* they come into conflict with a cis person. And not just a cis person's legally defined rights, but a cis person's comfort or emotions (which are discretionary and not legally protected).
if you misspeak around a middle schooler
i’m not really anxious today but i’m being v cautious bc i could be! shut up brain
executive decisioning myself out of writing our normal monday email
it's a very strange feeling. the kids can't be that old. i can't be this old. i was never that young. etc etc
i was still a teenager (later side of 18) when i met my husband lmaoooo nooooooo
plagued by the unreality of my child and her friends all being teenagers
happy labor day
the cheat said unionize your workplace
Kicking off WPRB's LABORWAVE in one minute with the internationale and 2 hours of labor songs of various types! Stay tuned all day for a schedule full of themed specials from your favorite DJs! 103.3fm wprb.com
the pond is quite a bit higher than it was, but it’s county-owned land so it’s someone else’s decision/problem
OH MY GOD
Can't believe I have to post another one of these so soon www.gofundme.com/f/aid-the-be...
i need the sandylion and mrs grossman people on this call. stat!!!!
You know how we have VHS cover art books & horror paperback cover art books? I need someone to find the artists for all these stickers from the 70’s/80’s/90’s & put together a coffee table book so I can pour over sheet after sheet of old stickers.
obviously!
generally a very nice view, but absolutely had to hike back the largely un-maintained trail in the near dark. whoops
he had a better picture of two of them from this morning. he said one tail-slapped and the other was like “whatever man, i’m eating.”
so we went down there again this evening and i swear to you this is a beaver. it did the tail slap thing! the pond is v high and algae covered now without the outflow
my husband said he went out a few times this summer to try to unblock the stream that comes off a pond about a half mile behind our house and today discovered it wasn’t the natural flow of debris clogging it up but BEAVERS
my mom took me (and my bff and her mom)! i hadn’t been back to the mann until july of this year for weird al with *my* 13 year old (but it was her, uh, fifth? concert and second time at the mann)
Here’s my latest quilt finish. Freehand cut, drunkards path blocks, improv pieced. Free motion quilted on my domestic sewing machine. #quiltsky
today i noticed a business on the gps map called “mother elfin’ gift wrapping”
and like.. youtube? he watches videos? i hate videos
mine spends all day on the internet but it’s like a heavy metal subreddit and sporcle and that’s it. he didn’t know that cybertrucks became real
i was 13 when i went to this one! if only
all these phrases have been haunting me forever
this poster is from a different stop on the tour (the mat covers it up?) but i’m glad to have it in my house
With real ALT cause this shit is fucking bananas and everyone has to see it.
it’s so cute eeeeeee
they enjoy this. not a trap!
our friends have a pair of long teen kittens
hey i’ve been out all day, anything good happen
ON THIS DAY in 1995: my first concert 🥲
he tried to make this work with “funky cold medina”
chicken of the woods! the best stuff!
husband came out of the woods with eight pounds of mushrooms again
Good morning from New Orleans
One final share for #InverteFest, and it's one of my favourites - a funky blue weevil (Eupholus schoenherri). I drew all those dots individually.
bring back the Wicker Man Corn Flakes
they name somebody “st. john” and pronounce it “sinjin” what is that
this is funny to me specifically bc i grew up in gloucester county nj so it’s one i’ve always known! but you’re absolutely right. worcestershire sauce! the garbling!
cat is snoring somewhere in the room that is not the bed
This is very good
please i need the 65 degree ac of a middle school computer lab. and kidpix. i’m a hairy eyeball and i blow smoke out my ears
and like ten thousand other words. i got a lot of them corrected bc i wouldn’t stop annoying my mom by reading passages out loud to her. french loanwords are mean to american children. i defmisread “theodor” in a mother goose and grimm comic as “the odor” so whatever
what up my horse divorcers
*avett brothers voice(s)*
this is true. maybe it’s just lincoln logs
wombat poop: nature’s lego
having some thoughts
the post-hospital-stay scrubdown competes
If I had been born with hair like Kurt Russell in The Thing I could have ruled the world
I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)
there are many good answers. there was a mark ibold cameo on strangers with candy that went something like: "see you all for band practice next week. except for you mark, you're out of the band." "but i'm the only one who knows how to play!" "exactly. you're making the rest of us look bad."
wore the shirt for the band i went to see thanks @jon.wprb.com!
ehhhh one of them was picking up free nice art paper, and the others were about feeding me and keeping me sane so it's probably fine
oh boy i had no errands and now i have three errands!
PRECISELY
anyway the cool guy bill clinton insert character president does not die and everything turns out fine and he’s in a good light in the end. i am hoping for let’s say the opposite of that
i read that awful bill clinton president is missing book for my book club. i had a meltdown over it but it must have been on the bird app
What gets me about this one in particular is that you couldn't make Life of Brian *then*. It resulted in widespread protests and only got funded because a rock star wanted a tax write-off!
