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ex-raver, ex-scientist, semi-lawyer, cat dad. I have seen the band garbage live sixty-two times. new orleans is home, baby. (he/him)
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ooh a little stamp of a paw with toe beans
passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
gottem
the poor baby life is hard when you’re tiny
Pulitzer Pulitzer Pulitzer
soft ✅ little ✅ baby ✅ man ✅
aww goodbye to a beautiful baby may he commit many crimes in his new home
oh no! come home fiasco we miss you
stomp clap
baby panther
something to the effect of he didn’t plead with enough particularity because he didn’t cite a document that had been wrongfully withheld from him, without which the case was frivolous on its face i think the intervening years have muddied the water on both viewpoints
yeah.. the judge bifurcating liability was an interesting choice, it’s much more common now but at the time was somewhat unusual? and if you read the trial judges later opinion after the appellate court remanded it it’s oddly circular
og law and order was pretty good training on evidentiary objections and qualifications of experts. when i took the bar it felt like jack mccoy was whispering in my ear
@9coacheswaiting.bsky.social
jan is a good guy after the events of the case he spent a year on the beach, then got new partners and got back into plaintiffs work there’s still room to do good on the plaintiffs bar. who knows for how long through
the cat licks me if i don’t shower i guess she’s trying to help
you might have to go to flushing and ask in person
I bet he won’t skip a beat. he knows only one of you gave birth to him
chairman meow
ohh my friend i must suggest dammann freres jardin bleu. it’s a dark black tea infused with rhubarb and wild strawberry and cornflower petals
*pets top of dog* this bad boy can fit so many samoyeds in it
hehe butt
Do you have a rough idea of the cost? I’ll be in mexico in november.
“i’m still charging, mother”
youtu.be/41NOMETNp3U
clean energy glares require solar power
i’ve seen the purse version of this; the doors grabbed the purse and it drove off, purse owner watching dejectedly
Not for TREND Not for CORPORATE ATTITUDE Not for STONER Only true DOOM-MURDER HEADS
ohoho what an excellent tummy
supermodel
the political failure that it was, it’s aftermath also provided the strongest feeling of belonging and community i ever felt in my life we tried to band together to rebuild, largely succeeded, then were priced out by airbnb and low wages. every member of my extended family had left by 2015
to be loved is to be transformed
please tell your cats i say pspspsps
i love the him
lower back tattoo
what an excellent friend
just knowing this exists is giving me psychic damage
little known fact, marissa paternoster was a poster on the garbage.com message boards in the early 2000s also, garbage is starting their north american farewell tour in two weeks
a handsome fellow
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north south johnson fanning ???
a cat may not understand, but it can love
i like big butts and i cannot lie my other brother does not like big butts and cannot tell the truth you may ask one question before you proceed
so much wonder years
yeah ncua is likely the most trustworthy option the big private one is american share insurance, if you see ASI and not ncua maybe reconsider
federal credit unions are ncua insured, state credit unions may be ncua insured or they can choose to get private insurance this was more popular before the last financial crisis because private insurance is cheaper but they could, you know, run out of money
the quoted assertion is proof once again that new orleans is not in the south, it is the northernmost city in the caribbean (i have never been to a shoneys)
it’s mostly dehydrated potatoes and pasta with dry milk and cheese, tons of sodium to preserve it with added dextrose to kick up the calorie count youtu.be/ImcOohRZMdY
I keep screaming but god won't answer me
I don’t think I can be on this website long term. It’s just getting the absolute worst news blasted into my brain from the moment I wake until the moment I sleep. It’s not the fault of anyone on here—there’s just an insane volume of bad news happening at all times. Only now I know about it all
tarragon, my love
put all her stats into charisma
when neither man nor machine can learn from their mistakes, they can never be more than their mistakes
clever. she’s already decided you’re a vampire, just trying to determine how long ago you were turned
i missed devito at a party once by two hours and i was fucking furious when i found out
saffron from republica is a garbage fan @acereject.bsky.social has been on the barricade with her at a garbage concert before cause he’s a fucking legend
chekov’s samurai sword is my favorite bit in the whole movie
the parable of the whispering earring is undefeated croissanthology.com/earring
laughed out loud more than once a minute even now just thinking about chekovs samurai sword in the snowman scene makes me laugh
aww look how sleepy he is
excellent drink
“what do you mean, ‘tilda irradiated the moopsy’”?
vodka red bull? no thanks. can i get a vodka and V8 energy? i need the extra serving of vegetables.
i love the kitten
she is perfect
oh no we’ve made an enormous mistake she’s too powerful
an angel
congrats
little man protecting you from the birds
edc everyday cat
nini kitns
yaaaaaay
how much does it cost to commission a deeply depressing story about dying dinosaurs
since getting fiber a year ago the cox cable mail out promos have been getting more and more desperate. lifetime price guarantees. unlimited data. listen cox, i’m glad you cleaned up your act after i left but you just make me sad now. can’t help but feel like i wasn’t good enough for you to change
those who want an epitaph to make future generations sad and wistful is a marketable demographic
if the cost of ai is cheaper than traveling to a place it then ai slop will edge out legit content by sheer volume as the real people are forced to seek other income for survival the lower the profit margins the quicker it will accelerate. race to the bottom
a lot of travel blogs are funded by referral links to booking sites etc i’m already seeing many of these replicated by ai slop. trying to find legit reviews of hiking trails in badlands national park was incredibly frustrating last month
no prob, serial port to a raspberry pi and the bluesky telnet interface
the creation of adonis
tell squeem she’ll be happy about it
i guess when people become so inept they cannot function without outsourcing their brains to lying machines, you can charge whatever you want for access to one
to a litigator threatening “see you in court” is like signing their yearbook “have a great summer” yeah, i will, and it’ll fuckin rule
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“Son. Everyone dies alone. That’s what it is. It’s a door. It’s one person wide. When you go through it, you do it alone.” His fingers squeezed me tight. “But it doesn’t mean you’ve got to be alone before you go through the door. And believe me, you aren’t alone on the other side.”
yeah. i just read it so long ago it’s part of my mental library at this point
sigh. american gods
“It was a really heavy feather. We had it made special. You had to be pretty damn evil to tip the scales on that baby.”
💯
put on some tv and let him fall asleep in his chair, he’s earned it
🤩 amazing!
save the gay lakes!
it inverts the dad thermostat rule there’s free power, who cares, turn the temp down as much as you want. be gluttonous and comfortable with no tragedy of the commons. there’s got to be a way to market it like that
you know what’s in an apple? idk I’m gonna enjoy it anyway
then they are dancer
bebe
