That's because they're the same creatures
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That's because they're the same creatures
Robertho the squire and Hinojillo the mare enjoying a peaceful morning. From our #DnD campaign 🌿
Art Trade for @huniedham.bsky.social !!! 😈🐍🪓 Prince Edrick's design was super fun to play with, I especially loved drawing his expression and all the different patterns on his clothing
*writes that down*
*frantic pumping noises*
Avengers Academy inks from #36 --cross time caper with Shela & Brielle! This was such a fun and heartfelt 2-parter. I loved playing around in Asgard! #art #comics 🌹✨
I would LOVE to see paint-splatter on the Congo Cockatoo balsam
@chichiguma.bsky.social @jendrawscomics.bsky.social
*be imagining that discord call like*
I mean, people do remember that JD Vance is an opportunistic shapeshifter who reads any script he's paid to read, right?
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah I'll see you in Heaven if you make the list Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Monopoly, 21 checkers, and chess Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
"iT's ImPoSsIbLe tO hEaR aN iMaGe"
You'd think it would be kind of obvious as we're talking about the party that styles itself as the sacred heirs of both the Confederacy and the Nazi Party while hungrily plotting to recriminalize miscegenation as a deadly felony worse than mass murder.
practicing now that I get how hard light fits into my life
Certainly not cheap. Knowing Our Most Beneficent Lord And Master For Jesus, though, he'd probably buy a waffle iron, have his lackeys spraypaint it gold, and think that would suffice.
That's because it's apparently our sacred duty to shit on Democrats no matter what, under penalty of death and eternal damnation because Democrats deserve it for the sin of failing to be more perfect than perfect.
Do you know what a defibrillator will do to 375+pounds of pancake makeup and spackled on spray-on bronzer? A lot of stuff, including melting the stuff, igniting it, and, worst of all, ruining the sloppy illusion of life Trump's lackeys struggle so hard to maintain.
"Losers and suckers," and their commanding officers who don't want to commit war crimes as "crybabies."
Mmmmyessss
*trying to be subtle about asking for additional demonstrations*
And yet, people insist that this magically proves that Donald Trump is really a magical, super-genius, 7th dimensional chess player and not a petulant, 79-year old 4 year old.
It's your own fault for wearing your hair up like Travolta's
WIP Moonfish, Mene maculata #sciart #omnomnomicon #cookbook #moonfish #bilong_bilong #mene
WIP Opah, Lampris guttatus #sciart #omnomnomicon #cookbook #lampris #opah
Haven't drawn much in months, here's some sketches I did last night of Kit
That, and he also despises unions and hates paying workers what they're owed even more.
Syphilis was not at all pleased with the outcome of the settlement. It made this very same face, in fact.
"It wasn't that Kid Rock got syphilis from Pamela Anderson, he was awarded custody of syphilis as a part of their divorce settlement."
Then there's also the problem of how he cultivates a hobby of eating roadkill, a reputation for being a sexual predator on top of being a mass murdering flimflam man, and has addicted himself to anabolic steroids to prolong his miserable life.
I.e., the India state media isn't allowed to say "the Ganges is having devastating, life-threatening flooding," but instead, "Maa Ganga touches Shiva"
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
As far as I'm concerned, she barely qualifies as "human"
It's frustrating dealing with morons who insist that Trump isn't colluding with Putin all while Trump constantly gushes like an exploding soda fountain about how wonderful Putin is, and how Trump ALWAYS behaves like a cringing child and a whipped dog in Putin's physical presence.
Who, other than a Russian plant, would be that egregiously soulless enough to tell Syrian children to their faces that a Russian fighterjet didn't blow up their house the night before despite anti-Assad forces not having (and still not having) any sort of airforce?
Epstein was a child-eating monster, while Maxwell was his high priestess who gathered up (and sampled) his sacrificial victims.
Worse yet, she's being prepped for work release.
Is there anything we could do to help?
:)
The 25th Amendment has been screaming since 2015, but, Republicans have been adamant that we all die before we're allowed to utilize it.
To claim that Trump "has lost his mind" is to grant Trump the unfair, unearned assumption he had a mind to begin with, especially in light of his reputation of being an evil, confabulating idiot since before starting elementary school.
Two more tumblr requests I did before work. Teen Hersh and Aurora :) - #ProfessorLayton #drawing #doodles #fanart
Isn't Larry Bird an Olympian?
A gigantic centipede made of 50 years worth of McFish Fillets.
Jarvis, the artwork
someday my love
I mean, why are people so dumb to ignore what RFK Jr did in American Samoa, where he spin a tragic accident into a lie disguised as "skepticism" #sic thereby convincing people to not measles vaccines on the eve of the archipelago's worst outbreak since the end of blackbirding?
Like I've lamented before, I don't think we can trust cholesterol to do its job if Our Owner For Jesus has been eating McFish Fillets every single goddamned day since they were invented with no ill effects yet.
Like his hero Vermeer, there are no jokes or tricks about Peter Ilsted's 'Young Girl Preparing Chanterelles,' from 1892. The rules of realism are scrupulously, serenely maintained, it is a work that represents the orderliness of a tranquil life.
The truly sad thing is that there are still plenty of fucking morons who insist that that skeevy, child-diddling eugenicist has a point to make.
My dear, even better, he's munching on a twin-tailed salp en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thetys_...
Stanton's Seafood Cookbook Atlantic Stargazer, Uranoscopus scaber #uranoscopus #astroscopus #stargazer #Omnomnomicon #work_in_progress #seafood #sciart
Stanton's Seafood Cookbook Monkfish, Lophius piscatorius #monkfish #goosefish #lophius #Omnomnomicon #work_in_progress #seafood #sciart
Stanton's Seafood Cookbook White Sturgeon, Acipenser transmontanus #sturgeon #acipenser #Omnomnomicon #work_in_progress #seafood #sciart
Stanton's Seafood Cookbook Silver(fin) Carp, Hypophthalmichthys molitrix #carp #cyprinidae #hypopthalmichthys #Omnomnomicon #work_in_progress #seafood #sciart
Stanton's Seafood Cookbook Rascasse or Red Scorpionfish, Scorpaena scrofa #rascasse #scorpaena #scorpaenidae #Omnomnomicon #work_in_progress #seafood #sciart
Stanton's Seafood Cookbook Brown Meagre, Sciaena umbra #sciaena #drumfish #Omnomnomicon #work_in_progress #seafood #sciart
Stanton's Seafood Cookbook Flame-Colored Rockcod, Sebastes flammeus #rockcod #sebastes #Omnomnomicon #work_in_progress #seafood #sciart
Stanton's Seafood Cookbook Emperor Snapper, Lutjanus sebae #snapper #lutjanus #Omnomnomicon #work_in_progress #seafood #sciart
Stanton's Seafood Cookbook Swordfish, Xiphias gladius #xiphias #swordfish #Omnomnomicon #work_in_progress #seafood #sciart
Stanton's Seafood Cookbook Louvar, Luvarus imperialis #luvarus #louvar #pandora #Omnomnomicon #work_in_progress #seafood #sciart
Stanton's Seafood Cookbook Pacific Halibut, Hippoglossus stenolepis #hippoglossus #halibut #flatfish #Omnomnomicon #work_in_progress #seafood #sciart
I guess that would let Gym Jordan off the hook, too
With tariffs and all, rendered lard might be worth something
Went and got myself a wee double espresso
That's the whole point
It would be nice if we could take back the 178 whatever billion dollars we're being forced to fund ICE with and put it back where it belongs, and then round up and arrest ICE agents, but that's just me
That's why he was returned to his throne.
After, I mean, what MORON would trust a skeevy, child-diddling eugenicist cosplaying as a mass murdering flimflam man about pediatric or general medical advice?
Noah Ikumelo for @dcforgaza.bsky.social fake cover for a Hellblazer legacy story because Noah deserves better! #Art #Illustration #DCcomics #Hellblazer #JohnConstantine #Artsky
You ever wonder if House Speaker Moses is in the Epstein Files?
For a lot of Americans, unreasonably higher costs of living and no safety net and having all of their 401Ks collapse into frass is totally worth having Trump and Miller kidnap, torture and traffick Untermensch to death camps & rent-a-gulags on their tax money for the crime of being brown in America.
We're run by evil idiots who think they're going to "make America strong" by isolating it. Like setting a house on fire for an insurance scam, but forgetting to leave the burning building.
I figure making them into grotesque sculptures of wacky monsters would humanize them.
Or, how about paper machie'ing them alive and hanging them in the Smithsonian as giant alebrijes?
Seize Stephen Miller, force feed him candy and then turn him into a pinata
Fun fact! RFK Jr's brain worm ended itself because of PTSD from living inside of RFK Jr
And to think, people still insist that Our Dictator Of America For Jesus is this pillar of godly morality we must worship under penalty of death.
All of the Republican foreign policy hawks have mutated into screeching, lobotomized parrots who do nothing but mumble and yell about invading Greenland.
*sigh*
I mean, it is possible if RFK Jr could become like Toxie if the former could be trusted to spend another 20 million years evolving into a better person.
WIP Flame Rock Cod, Sebastes flammeus #sciart #omnomnomicon #cookbook #sebastes
WIP Emperor Snapper, Lutjanus sebae #sciart #omnomnomicon #cookbook
One of my dentists once told me, "I love your smile! I'll pay you a hundred thousand dollars for it!" Police, then the courts got involved when he thought he figured a loophole to my response of "not until after I'm finished with it."
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