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Steve Goodine

@stevegoodine.bsky.social

Husband, Dad, Papa, and retired London Police officer. Enjoy every sandwich ~ Warren Zevon

created November 20, 2024

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Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds sub-lime

1/9/2025, 10:45:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like a leprechaun puked in the Oval Office.

1/9/2025, 1:06:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Flour Power! ✊

31/8/2025, 2:57:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Your graphic says Sunday, September 1 not August 31 FYI

31/8/2025, 2:07:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

*Stern look

30/8/2025, 1:55:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Congratulations! Hometown girl makes good!

29/8/2025, 1:45:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Taming of the Sofa

29/8/2025, 12:05:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s alarming indeed.

28/8/2025, 5:09:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ingrid Johnsrude (@ingridjohnsrude.bsky.social) reposted

Tenure-track job in audiology at Western's School of Communication Sciences and Disorders, in beautiful Ontario, Canada -- work with a great team, benefit from all the resources that a large research-intensive uni can supply -- and enjoy amazing quality of life!

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28/8/2025, 12:23:30 AM | 7 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

I think there is a Schoolhouse Rock song in this one...

26/8/2025, 1:04:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Especially if there is a Red Sovine 8-track in the deck. #giddyupgo #phantom309

25/8/2025, 10:45:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 2:41:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

The Do Ron Ron

22/8/2025, 1:49:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps a new character Iver Mectin needs to be developed. 😉

21/8/2025, 2:12:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

How about investing in the Social Determinants of Health, housing, food security, education, employment, access to primary health care, and community collaborations. Rounding up people is the least effective way to address community safety.

18/8/2025, 10:50:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Just like 1066, the Battle of Hostess.

17/8/2025, 9:10:50 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

On your way to Kansas?

17/8/2025, 5:01:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

It was Taco Friday. The guy can’t figure out a word jumble…he thinks it is Noble Prize. 😂

17/8/2025, 1:54:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

The architect of this church designed our home in 1872. Robinson and Tracey. Beautiful photo Abe.

17/8/2025, 1:20:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Unlikely…there will be a cone of silence.

16/8/2025, 3:43:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social)

The @bluejays.com stealing bases…awesome! #Kirk @mlb.com

16/8/2025, 3:40:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Stealing bases!

16/8/2025, 12:02:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Taco Friday

16/8/2025, 12:29:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Always been a climber. His gift indeed.

15/8/2025, 11:23:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Past the first hurdle.

15/8/2025, 2:12:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Taco Friday in Alaska

14/8/2025, 1:36:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully he is gone before this happens. Imagine celebrating 250 years of independence with two men beating each other in an octagon. 🤯

13/8/2025, 11:44:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone trying to normalize human trafficking language...mind boggling.

13/8/2025, 11:07:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Swipe alt-right

13/8/2025, 9:07:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

How many Kiss drummers will they honour? Must be a dozen by now. #PeterCriss

13/8/2025, 5:42:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't be an Eey-oar Ron.

13/8/2025, 3:41:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe that is the Trump Org Mission Statement.

12/8/2025, 11:06:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Right beside the It Store.

12/8/2025, 10:33:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 8:26:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

They were quite a match.

11/8/2025, 11:34:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Harper Ron.

10/8/2025, 2:44:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Frank approves. 👍

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10/8/2025, 1:27:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re going to need a bigger bot.

10/8/2025, 12:12:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably has a credit card skimmer at POS (Piece of Sh*t not Point of Sale)

9/8/2025, 11:21:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed. Felicity Jones was a wonderful prelude to Daisy Ridley. Both capable actors who defined strong characters.

9/8/2025, 11:05:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard he was a Hipster.

9/8/2025, 7:28:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Out of the Park! (Algonquin)

8/8/2025, 4:24:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Vive la Rive!

8/8/2025, 2:53:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

How long did it take for you to produce this one Ron?

7/8/2025, 5:54:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn’t worry, the four foot long water snake will take care of it.

7/8/2025, 3:45:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

You could sell these puns by the foot.

2/8/2025, 2:09:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Red Rover Red Rover We Call RON Over!

1/8/2025, 9:05:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

The divine messenger Gabriel announced the first album.

1/8/2025, 12:38:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe that phrase was first attributed to Sir Sandford Phlegming

31/7/2025, 11:29:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clare Blackwood (@clareblackwood.bsky.social) reposted

call me a cRaZy feminist ha ha ha but we really need to get out of the habit of using the terms "men" and "girls" together when referring to the same age group

31/7/2025, 4:40:32 PM | 291 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Funny how baseball can let you go from hero to zero in a blink of an eye. Long season…bounce back ahead.

30/7/2025, 10:07:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Famous for serf and turf.

29/7/2025, 4:13:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like the work of organized chime.

29/7/2025, 2:09:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

The man doesn’t like wind because of his fragile hair.

28/7/2025, 10:20:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you misspelled douches.

23/7/2025, 11:10:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

You should have a mini Alejandro Kirk on your shoulder to bat away mosquitoes. 🦟

22/7/2025, 7:31:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Let me stew on this one Ron.

22/7/2025, 5:49:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

This left quite an impression on me Ron.

21/7/2025, 11:48:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this a Pit Bull cover?

17/7/2025, 8:42:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Lord of the Files

16/7/2025, 12:38:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Lord of the Files

16/7/2025, 12:24:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/7/2025, 12:18:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like someone is waxing prophetic.

15/7/2025, 11:32:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

En Guardian!

15/7/2025, 10:26:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/7/2025, 12:56:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bette Reynolds (@thatsbette.bsky.social) reposted

I love leaving early! Notorious OAP coming soon

15/7/2025, 12:07:12 AM | 41 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

In my policing days we would get complaints of speeders cutting through neighbourhoods...we would send targeted enforcement and guess who was speeding? The residents of the neighbourhood! People are predictably unpredictable.

14/7/2025, 7:32:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe in Manila

14/7/2025, 3:08:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Palais Garnier library.

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13/7/2025, 11:49:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

He asked Superman how he learned English without realizing English was the official language of Krypton. Asshat.

13/7/2025, 11:42:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

You are a leader in your field Ron.

13/7/2025, 2:44:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe he will play Smells like Ron Sexsmith.

12/7/2025, 8:05:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

A Frank pic for your efforts. Such a good boy.

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12/7/2025, 1:44:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

It is hard to make satire when all of your bits can actually come true. What a world we live in…thanks for pulling this together…it is wonderful.

12/7/2025, 1:38:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brittlestar (@brittlestar.com) reposted

I spoke with a US government employee who said something that kinda terrified me. They said “As bad as you think things are… they’re worse” My silly little book for smart people feels weirdly more important than ever. MagnaCata.com

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10/7/2025, 11:07:46 PM | 119 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is a 🥜 not a 🌮 Wait him out…he will come up with some other hair brained idea. Sell the T-bills Prime Minister. Make Trump pay.

11/7/2025, 1:41:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

My job was to empty the ashtrays.

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11/7/2025, 12:26:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brittlestar (@brittlestar.com) reposted

I remember, vividly, Ron performing this song live before its release and thinking… “holy fuck, this is a fabulous brand new song that has seemed to exist forever.” Get it into your ears now.

10/7/2025, 11:15:37 PM | 77 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Humerus

10/7/2025, 5:18:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social)

Happy Frank…dock dog this week. #Muskoka

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9/7/2025, 10:05:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

How many times did you want to reply; “I could move them to the kitchen”

8/7/2025, 7:34:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

My line is, “it must be cooling off because I have stopped sweating”

6/7/2025, 5:01:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

A core memory for sure.

4/7/2025, 9:25:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

You definitely have a handle on this one Ron.

3/7/2025, 3:31:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

This one hits you on the head Ron. Too real.

1/7/2025, 2:45:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Too bad that guy Matt didn’t show up. That would have helped.

26/6/2025, 1:15:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Just have a load of towels in right now.

25/6/2025, 11:53:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

She can cry! Like full body crying!

24/6/2025, 11:08:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually they do know what the f*ck they are doing…and they are doing it to you Donald #TacoTuesday

24/6/2025, 4:01:56 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Not bad…has some holes in it tho.

24/6/2025, 1:44:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

hmmmm....the US will likely need Canadian Oil then...too bad about the tariffs 🤷‍♂️

23/6/2025, 1:23:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

One of my favs...check out Cory Chisels song Foxgloves...it is a beauty music.apple.com/us/song/foxg...

22/6/2025, 11:08:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Just like Trump's tee shot...a swing and a miss! #DiplomaticInanity

22/6/2025, 10:59:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed, allies who don’t step up and tell it like it is, are adding to diplomatic fragility. Just like Trump’s tee shot, a swing and a miss. Imagine having the other G7 leaders in the room and deciding to leave instead of planning a united response. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🍊

22/6/2025, 9:50:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

As Little Orphan Annie used to sing “It’s a hard boiled life”

21/6/2025, 1:18:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought it was in the Laurentians.

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20/6/2025, 4:34:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah…the two weeks…like the health care bill will be ready in two weeks…two weeks?

19/6/2025, 6:23:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

This one is out of this world Ron!

19/6/2025, 4:26:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, would you like to be a SpaceX astronaut?

19/6/2025, 2:21:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Goodine (@stevegoodine.bsky.social) reply parent

You put the “ity” in celebrity. Just like the Jays, you are on the way up!

19/6/2025, 12:56:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view