Dumbest goddam thing I've ever heard.
Sick of it all. Our stupidity and evil have no floor. And we have no idea what to do about it.
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Dumbest goddam thing I've ever heard.
Fine, but how do I explain the seven inch nails driven through the bat?
Things that aren't real for $200, Alex.
So did Nero.
Nothing suspicious about this at all.
Nice to see someone step up.
Definitely the best ever.
That's really fucked up.
We're also obese. And really, really fucking stupid.
Facts are hard, and sometimes inconvenient.
Among the many, many problems democrats have.
I will remember who voted for him. And I will spend the rest of my life shaming and marginalizing them.
Tease.
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
You're useless fucks that have abandoned the American people on this cause and everything else.
Hmmmm, I haven't gotten my Taylor/Travis save-the-date card. Anyone receive there's?
How do you say 'I'm blinded by white privilege' without saying you're blinded by white privilege?
I'll let classic rock radio decide what classic rock is. If they say '80s alternative and '90s grunge are included, I'll go with it.
Nothing makes me sadder than the inconvenience of Eagles fans. Thoughts and prayers.
Same.
Kevin who?
Truth.
I had to Google that. Not happening anytime soon.
Same as always. Not a goddam thing.
Yeah. But it's fun to think about.
Liberace would find this tacky.
Secession.
States don't pay payroll taxes, businesses do. And business owners are criminally liable for unpaid payroll taxes.
Sweet Home Alabama
The Oval Office has a souvenir shop? Did it always?
First the actual nazis, then the Vichy French.
My wife also hates agreeing with me.
On some levels, aren't we all?
We dumb as fuck.
Yeah, he's Mark Twain and Yogi Berra's love child.
Was it?
Hippo fossil.
The Newhart Show had the best finale of all time.
You wouldn't happen to have Urotskidoji: Legend of the Demon Womb? Anime 18, 199?. I did a few minor parts in the dubbed version.
Recently watched Boston Legal, as a matter of fact. Nobody played Rene Auberjonois better than he did.
Dems need a leader. Now.
Seattle.
Lawns are stupid. The epitome of American excess.
It also won't be until after secession. The South is why we can't have nice things.
Yeah, I couldn't afford Red Hook now, which was one of the scariest places back then.
The democrats will not go nuclear.
My Park Slope 600sq ft apartment was $475. 37 years ago.
Or a Jew.
He'd be great, but let's focus on a candidate that can win. He cannot.
No such thing.
Is this DOGE approved?
In the case of my children, their cousins and friends, back-breaking labor.
Leadership? Are you high?
They need to do just three things: 1. Pick a damn leader and get him (yeah, a straight, white Christian him) speaking every day about shit people care about. 2. Control or marginalize the far left. 3. Fight dirty.
Let's not forget Rush.
A wet paper bag, a newly born kitten, kale.
Yes, Harris is brilliant enough to know she can't win.
Biden fucked up spectacularly, and Tapper rightfully called him out. If you want to be in a cult, just pick this one.
There should be no green party.
Exactly. The Republicans are evil and the democrats are morons. The dems may want to play on the dark side for a little while
We need the independents. And Saunders and AOC will deliver their thousands to the mainstream candidates. It's those left of them, the Jill Stein supporters, that need to STFU.
Among the many reasons the dems lost, that is not one on them.
In a world where you could choose democracy, why do you choose fascism?
Dem politicians aren't funding anyone. They're not in office, and they never will again if people like you continue to revel in your ignorance.
Absolutely. Let's move to the left and kill any chance of ever being elected again.
Tell me you have your head buried in the sand without telling me.
If you think the best chance in 2028 is Harris, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Unless you consider the inability to win a presidential election a flaw.
Let me summarize the comments to this post: democrats are too fucking stupid to ever win again.
Or maybe we should bring back Dukakis. Or Kerry. Or Gore. I mean, if we're really trying to lose this thing, let's do it right.
But most importantly, a damn leader.
Where is everyone?
Exactly. The democrats have no leaders.
Great bathrooms. Mediocre food.
The only core value right now is democracy.
I think it's better to have a presidential candidate that can win. You know, try to save that whole democracy thing. The time for purity tests and tolerating fringe left groups is over.
Lawrence Taylor would run one hell of a children's sports league.
Jake Tapper told a story that absolutely needed to be told. Why is he so hated for it?
The same place Biden's was. Nonexistent.
Nah, it's fine. Everything's fine...
The democrats need to anoint a leader now, who will stay in front of the cameras for the next seven years, reminding us of what we can be as a country. The democrats need to unite by managing or even stifling the fringe left. The democrats need to fight dirty.
The democrats don't need rigged ballots to lose. They're perfectly capable of losing elections in myriad and spectacular ways.
You and your wife are in remarkably good shape.
You get me.
If by albatross you mean a bunch of fucking morons that couldn't find their own asses with a map, then yes, albatross.
We're doomed.
Please stop. Move on.
She should take a cushy job at a law firm and never be heard from again.
Are the democrats really stupid enough to run Harris again? Yes, yes, they are.
Semi-periodic reminder that Merrick Garland caused all of this.
Lol. As if the democrats would make that mistake again. Oh, wait, they're democrats. If course they'll make that mistake again.
Channeling the vernacular of my youth, gag me.
No, not even a little.
New Yorkers have always known.
Two weeks.
Yup.
Oh, Canada!
Yeah, I won't be reminding my wife about this.
And they say global warming is fake.