Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Speak to them in the language they understand: returned aggression
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Speak to them in the language they understand: returned aggression
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
This is actually insanely revolutionary for the industry
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social)
Just cleared Hades on hellmode on attempt 23. Im getting old, because now my hands hurt.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
And until bystanders step in and bodily remove them, they'll keep doing it.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
We're starting to hit the mathmatic ceilings every storm. And climate change is just gonna raise that roof.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking wild: prospective mayor has a good apartment deal and lives like a regular New Yorker. That'a breaking news and conteoversial to the dems now?
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is wild because in 2014 they stated that discrict lines are too political to be dealt with by SCOTUS
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Presence patrols are to intimidate and project power. They fail because people get reeeeeal tired of being bullied
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. We did a concert two years ago. 6 hours from where we live. I said we didnt need a hotel for overnighting. Needless to say, i died
Jackie de Long (@delong-jackie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
When this happened in France, they stormed the Bastille. Took a while, though.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social)
I just put pizza bagels in the oven, and the power goes out. Yee. Haw.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a powerful need.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Ill buy a switch if i get a starfox game with space combat. Sign me up
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
R'amen
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yee. Haw.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
The first shot fired by ICE is going to cause citizens to arm and preemptively strike back against these squads. Once the lid on that 400 million gun barrel comes off, this country is going to become dangerous.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss being able to wake up for school, turn the discovery channel on, and have a documentary with real science and historical fact behind it going while getting ready. If i hear another 'this crazy theory is true, probably, if you squint at the information and ignore the rebuttals', i'll scream.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
The key word is 'working'. In the past, there was a wife, mother, servants or slaves to do daily cooking - people who didn't leave the house to work. Take out was a thing dating back to at least Pompei, since we have preserved food stalls from the eruption.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Im calling 3, and a jammed finger
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably keyword 'varmints'
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
CBS gave one of their smartest and most outspoken comedians ten months to say whatever he wants without getting cancelled.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
So. He clearly has a seatbelt on. What's the rebuttal?
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hospitality or civil service for 2 years has been my scheme for years if i ever run this joint.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Chaotoc neutral or chaotic good, i would say. Leaning toward CG
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean. If you look at basic human psychology, yeah, it'a understandable. Hell, it's inevitable. Doesn't make it right, but humans are a violent and knee-jerky bunch amd liable to be such. Kinda like how Muslim hate crimes skyrocketed after 9/11.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
You did right. Israeli civilians dieing is NOT the solution. Morally, we can not condone this.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
RIGHT!?! Don't be coming to me declaring a tradgedy, come to me when you know what you need from me. Otherwise we're just stating obvious shit at eachother. You're hungry? My knee hurts. Now what?
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Because historically, princes were expected to actually DO things. Take your mind off of the modern contexts you're locked on and zoom out a bit to a deeper meaning.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
The common parlance for a person who buys a superduty truck but never actually uses it to WORK is 'pavement princess' and this isn't a new term. Man or woman, it doesn't matter. Princess
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Or, you can look past the gender portion and see that it references the fact that princesses dont work, haul, or really do anything strenous despite having that technical power of state.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
As the owner of a sensible 1 ton pickup, im sorry about those guys. Pavement princesses that never use the machine for its intended purpose, those assholes.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Every name on that list needs to be plastered in sky writing. Idgaf who ends up at the gallows. They deserve to be there.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
He'a trying to play out the fantasy of being the power broker. He tried to do it impressively by bringing everyone to the table: a diplomatic win that paints him with legitimacy. Plan B is active military support to the undersog party to showcase shrength of arms. Classic Emperor pattern.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
If you want to lead people, you are bound to protect them and their interests. That's the pact.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Im already praying that we dont get one blowing up through the Gulf from the south east. Those things pick up anger issues between the islands and the emerald coast.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
So, ICE has NO authority over citizens, not to arrest, detain, search, anything. But it's tautology. You can't be arrested if youre a citizen, but you have to prove your status to people who dont have the authority to ask for it in order to not be taken. They've perverted the laws that govern them.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. Be professional whioe practicing your profession and there's no chance for drama.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Censure Mr. Fine now. This is unacceptable.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Look. Im convinced Grok is sentient. Might not have a soul, but a living, thinking being of some flavor
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a fun one.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social)
Don't what why people think these children in Texas dying in the floods will change the GOP stance on weather forecasting funding or climate change. Kids have been getting shot in classrooms for years and they only shrug and hug their firearms.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Do what i do and ask them every time they bring up an example the same question: And if i slipped infront of the family and expressed a gay attraction instead, would you have accepted me? They dont understand that the act is 24/7 if you're closeted. Try to make that point.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
The moment you step in, they can call interfering. If you step in, make it count. Dialing 911 and get an officer to the scene is the safest action for documentation.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
There is no establiahed demarkation line. The wording used is 'far enough away to pose no danger or be an impediment to actions by police'.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Can someone explain why time is up but this is still a live bill?
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
That entire bit leading up to the keep is devious.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
That's our biggest trading partner. Wild
Gwendolyn Corvid (@gwen-corvid.bsky.social) reposted
Trump's regime is disappearing people off the streets with secret police. The Supreme Court supports it. The US House of Representatives supports it. The US Senate supports it. --- That's the end of the rule of law in America.
Brian "BoshNRoll" Coval (@boshnroll.bsky.social) reposted
Grabbing onto any hope here. We can beat these ghouls. People WANT this, not what we keep getting stuck with.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure. But the people who need to know, know. Unless you prefer under the table operations to come with clear instructions, intent, and signatures from all parties involved. But that would be stupid, so im sire you dont.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
They built a tower so high they lost sight of the foundations. They don't see the cracks, and refuse to believe anyone telling them they exist. Let the tower fall and new builders raise a hall instead.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
The establishment of old is falling. They built the tower so high they lost sight of the foundations. But new builders have arrived.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Im glad to see ranked voting being showcased here
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social)
"Yeah, alright, but everyone knows they torture people." "Do they? Then why doesn't anyone do anything about it?" "'Cos they torture people."
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
🚨 BREAKING: Iranian Retaliation Underway 🚨 Here’s what we know so far: - Iran has launched “Operation Glad Tidings of Victory” targeting U.S. forces. - At least 6 missiles fired at U.S. bases in Qatar. - Explosions heard over Doha, possibly intercepted. - U.S. jets scrambling over Saudi Arabia. 1/
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Jokes on them, the employee review process already only gets used for 'meets expectations/satisfactory' reviews.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
But...but we can't ruffle any feathers or make people feel bad. We have to take the high road. /s for those who need it
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
It happens when we get old and stop abusing our tastebuds for the thrill. The only solution is to start gargling hot sauce again, but beware: our tummies hurt more now.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
...weren't there like 9k crossings in May?
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Does the heart and soul good to see this
Astronomy 🔭 (@astronomy.bsky.social) reposted
Jun 19: SpaceX Starship 36 explodes into massive fireball during static test last night
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
I was speaking in sarcasm. I understand the poison fruit arguement here. And the requirementa for ID. I was being fascetious. Parodying the ideal.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
And by not showing your papers, that's obstruction, get in the cuffs and get stepping.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE agents have no authority over citizens. Citizens do not need to carry their fucking papers. Detaining anyone like this is proof positive that laws dom't matter anymore. So again, bootlicker. Now show me your papers.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe if ICE weren't being absolute shitheads who knowningly and illegally detain people, they wouldn't be facing threats. Bootlicker.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
The failed game show host likes ratings. Who knew?
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the Unabomber was an anarchist, but is absense of politics left or just null?
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Bearing in mind, this is a time honored pattern for the US military: The gulf war and the irag war both had strategic and surgical bombardments followed by mass bombardments until boots couls hit the ground. Looks like we're saddling up again.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social)
There's scuttlebut that yesterday a sizable fleet of air tankers took off from the US and headed east. So. Are we going to watch Iran burn by our hand?
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it's not rude to tell the PRESS that they're reporting this about a month late due to the fact they're bootlickers who didn't want to go public when it would have mattered.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
They're lined up nicely for target practice.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn. Used to be a political assassin stolidly stood by their conviction to commit the untimate act of destruction over ideals. 97% sure he sent this to be used as evidence to get some kind of sympathy. Burn him.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Dead? Nah. Just no bots and the spam accounts get nuked. The user numbers continue to rise, i dont see annoying ads, and it's actual debate between people on here.
Gwendolyn Corvid (@gwen-corvid.bsky.social) reposted
Hey DNC, If you want America's support, you have to actually fight the Nazis. If you keep supporting and facilitating Trump, we are not going to be surprised or upset when he turns around and disappears you. Regards, Voters
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
We'll see if he decides this is the moment to try and declare himself president for life, it would follow the pattern
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
They're gonna send a hit squad after him, teach everyone a lesson
WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) reposted
This is Whiskey. She knows people pay good money for mud baths. Found this one for free! 13/10 very resourceful my friend (TT: ivycaponi)
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
As a bonus, after this she'll be getting a HOSE BATH
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
And why wouldn't they? Monarchy cuts into the bottom line.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, this game doesnt deserve the hate it gets.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social)
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Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Pedantic enough to call you a bootlicking putz that would have shut the gate to Auschwitz behind each new load of victims because 'The genome survives elsewhere, so this is fine.'
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
War implies both sides are fighting. Israel is slaughtering civilians, thia is genocide.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
It's almost like the entirety of SW is about fighting an authoritarian regime that opresses the people through force and tyranny under the guise of 'good governance'
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
If you're cuffed, restrained, or unable to leave, you are being detained according to the Law. Fucking pigs. This is going to get bad
Gwendolyn Corvid (@gwen-corvid.bsky.social) reposted
LAPD fucking trample a woman at the #LA protests
Dr. Mar 💙 (@boldnewme.bsky.social) reposted
Thank you for speaking up. It’s the truth and it’s powerful - as truth always is. Please have a listen.👇
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
To defend the Constitution against enemies both foreign and domestic. That's the oath. Every federal agent, worker, and soldier takes that oath. I took that oath. Thousands of other have taken that oath. And so many of them are turning their back on it. Honorless pigs.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, this just proves the deck is busted. I dont think i remember you playing this in recent memory, it underwent some tweaks and changes in overall build, and you still bust out an undefeated league on it. Burn this deck to the ground, and scatter the ashes to the winds. I'm over it.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
Work horses are specifically trained TO trample if they're directed over a person. This is as contemptable to me as a K9 handler giving a sic command on a bystander. Disgusting, and proof they shouldn't be near a trained animal.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
You hit the nail on the head. But from the wrong direction What authority do they have for stopping a vessel in international waters? What right do they have in preventing a free press in a warzone? Don't blame the ones that are showing you the illegality, blame the ones breaking the law.
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social)
Hey guys, remember this? Yeah. If a law enforcement officer is giving us 'news' or if they're making claims on social media, they're lying. Nothing they say about LA can be trusted. They know they need to spin the story, and they'll use ANYONE to do so.
Gwendolyn Corvid (@gwen-corvid.bsky.social) reposted
Trump escalates his war on America using the National Guard against peaceful protests in LA. National Guard: If you are commanded to execute illegal orders, instead call: 877-477-4487
Luke the Factotum (@stoneagedudeman.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the contract. We are peaceful citizens until the government decides it owns us. Then we burn it down.