Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
I swear if “please shower before going to X con” posts worked we’d stop seeing them.
thanks to everyone for not pointing out the typno in my bio ^_^
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I swear if “please shower before going to X con” posts worked we’d stop seeing them.
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
gonna make the first movie where the main character gets in a car crash as a child and ends up with too many parents somehow
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Wait the pov character has a straight, that’s a pretty good hand what does birdo angle lady have?
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Bad bot
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President goku lmao
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
I must maintain a love for humanity despite knowing some people’s skulls were made, by god, to be broken into small brain lacerating bits by hammers
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
It’d be funny for this to be real and that I first read about it on a car blog
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
They need ur ass on the big shell focus up David
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
I’ve been unable to stop thinking about King Cobra. Of all of the lolcows out there he deserved his fate the least. The internet sucks, fuck the sickos
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
pls no more amazing digital cumdump I don’t care about jester and swagamandas adventure
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APRIL 27th 2028 - HEART FAILURE - BODY DISCOVERED AFTER THREE WEEKS
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Your miserable grandpa ur gonna die soon with a sad black heart, log off and make a friend
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
King Cobra 😭
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
I have never listened to phish until just now (like actually sat and listened) and omg they deserve all the hate nickleback gets 10X . I’m not too eager to shit on music but like how is this noodly bar band this big? I sincerely hate how their music sounds
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Many of y’all still don’t get it with one ape and one slurp juice you can make an entirely new ape
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Guys need to stop wearing that ugly ass striped shirt my god, looks like oversized baby clothes, makes you look like your pockets are lined with date rape drugs, shit looks like “mug me”.
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
It’s wook Wednesday and I’ve seen several sleeve tats that I can only describe as blasphemous geometry
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Slime, absolute goop person, ur better fertilizer than human
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
@contrapoints.bsky.social WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW OTS SO GOOD ULL BE SO SMART ABOUT THIS youtu.be/wVHyqTOGyG4?...
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Not having a valid id is actually just the excuse I need to be permanently offline
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Can we just stop posting tomorrow?
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Hell yeah grandma let’s fucking go get his ass
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Bitch is ran through like the wall of a cvs
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
If ur favorite Pokémon is charizard ur favorite ice cream flavor is probably sugar
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
People hate on Klefki for the wrong reasons. That bitch goes around unlocking chastity cages
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
@abigailthorn.bsky.social ur so smart do a video on fnaf please i need you to say some smart shit about those robots aha
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
No shame to those who take ground news sponsorships but fuck ground news. Such a stupid premise, oh you want to learn about Israel Palestine? Here is an Al Jazeera article and then some hasbara so you “see both sides” stfu
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
@hbomberguy.bsky.social do you have Natalie’s phone number I need to tell her about street beefs stat. If not can you send this video to her please she’s so smart youtu.be/qfQk2b17Dp0?...
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
“Let ppl enjoy things” stfu there are plenty of things that shouldn’t be enjoyed
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
wtf is all this ugly ass splatoon art it’s on my feed every day I swear I’ve blocked 300 squid kids at this point. Idk why but it pisses me off (it’s harmless I admit but still wtf?)
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@contrapoints.bsky.social queen queen please talk about street beefs I’ll forget the Zionism just for you queen watch sweaty guys punch each other you’ll like it you’re so smart too
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I get why ppl wanna hide their face, I just deeply hate how those videos look.
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
No more png tubers I wanna see not “conventionally attractive” ppl become stunningly beautiful when their abundant passion for sm64 speed running or Pokémon ring manipulation seeps out through their eyes. I can tell you deeply love Dead Rising 2, don’t hide behind a pulsing jpg ffs
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Watching the 11 hour death stranding cut scene “movie” is sincerely awesome lol. Feels like a tv series
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I am just now seeing ur posts omg ^_^
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who taught u to talk like that?
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup did the math this guys a pedo
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent
You should make a video about street beefs you’re so smart
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
@contrapoints.bsky.social now that everyone is angry at you, it would be be a great time to make a video about street beefs.
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You literally dirty deleted
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You chose Camryn as your name!?!? Afraid of getting deadnamed so you just flipped the gender switch huh?
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
I wish she was here she’d know what to do
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You should actually ask an llm to write posts for you lol might actually be an improvement
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
I think we should post this even more. I should see this post daily. Fuck that, I want this post hourly. No. I want a feed of just this post.
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Whoops sorry hahahahahshsh youtu.be/mmqD3vRf4dc?...
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
@contrapoints.bsky.social this is bonkers you should do a video about this
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a Keygen I dig it. The lead is too loud tho
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Akatsuki pants 🔥
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Spider man fans are like, my green goblin mask is calling to me like the green goblin mask
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
@contrapoints.bsky.social you should do a video about consensual combat and the ethics of combat sports or just do a live reaction to street beef’s knock out compilations ur my smartest creator I need to know ur take on street beef
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
I see 20 generic trans accounts per day on the discover feed just going “women” over and over again. Shits corny af. Find a new gender to shout out, make up one, idgaf
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I know your ass drunk drives stfu
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw them earn one of them against uva once lol shit was rad.
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re a child put me on the “anti” block list or just block me yourself.
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
My new oc is called Macro mouse, she’s huge and has beef with miniature mouse and her gay boyfriend
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My teeth are falling out, probably my beak coming in. I also spotted a mouse five blocks away today but to be fair he had huge balls and it was funny
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This person posts a bunch of final fantasy fan art and shit, nothing wrong with that, but it’s an indicator of “fandom brain”. It is a sport to them.
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
@contrapoints.bsky.social have you seen this? you should do a video about this. youtu.be/2l2XKEkgEmU?...
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Just pulled this and tbh in blue I’m more a fan
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent
What is that fuck ass grip dog, dude would knock the first baseman out if he tried to swing like that
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
I have to have a different imam confirm for me that Pokémon is halal every day or else I can’t open my packs
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I like voltorb like the creature that they are, but they are a bad design imo. If anything I feel for them they should have like a mustache or some stubble or something, maybe wrinkles, sagely smile lines running down their metal cheeks
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
@contrapoints.bsky.social you into combat sports at all? You should do street beefs
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Game freak needs to give us more starters that start using guns when they evolve. Like metagross should have a mini gun, breloom should have a silenced pistol, wigglytuff needs a sawed off
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Gen 1 is peak? I literally don’t think there is a less inspired mon than this
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent
Like this is probably my least favorite later gen mon by far, literal pigeon (still cute tho) There are stinkers in every gen but gamers want the same shit over and over again
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
There are some fucking stupid gen 1 Pokémon, y’all are just old. I love the keys, I love lamp, I love ice cream cone, wtf is kum snake and pokeball?
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I have my own version of the bechdel test that’s just “is meta knight in there” and would you believe that most media fails it 😡
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Lady on a video I’m listening to sounds like that awful woman who tells me “battery low” in my earbuds every 6 hours or so and I’m losing it
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Adam Curtis ❤️
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Absolute slop of the highest order. Anyone who writes garbage like this should be ashamed.
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Fuck sad posting I’m gonna start dad posting.
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Having to kill the parasite infected diamond dogs in Mgsv has me fucked up 😭 I feel like I’ve got blood on my hands, I knew that story beat but I wasn’t prepared to have to carry it out myself. We need more diamond dogs (╥﹏╥)
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No one’s gonna notice or care that you died. The stain your corpulent body will leave on the floor will smell for decades
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Feel bad today, that’s an order
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Some of y’all are terrible at art but I’m never gonna say anything cause that’s rude but god damn. Everyone needs notes but when a fuck ass drawing is filled with anodyne praise in the comments I just have to block and move on. Too many children/child like ppl on here
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
help
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This is one of the cleanest lib rebuttals I’ve seen written out and ofc no one responds ~_~
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Let’s fucking go
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Iran nooo please stop my boss was gonna be in Israel for like a month and I could slack really hard at work nooooo (╥﹏╥)
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Whatever lets fucking go, let the AI tell you alligators are totally cool to touch, let the robot make every decision for you let’s go baby!!!
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You’re polluting the internet with this dogshit
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
Yooo new hymns just dropped
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)
I love him, he’s his own ass man. I don’t own him, I am more his patron. I’d gladly support the art that is his existence even if I had nothing.
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Bobby is a confirmed ghoul. He’s on these slop podcasts that exist solely for bots to farm recordings of human speech. I despise those masquerading as housing “advocates” or whatever who can’t hide the pulsating dollars signs in their eyes.
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scare quotes lol
middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
god i want to scream this over and over again! you don’t need a less problematic fandom! you need to eliminate the notion of fandom entirely! it has poisoned your soul!
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, for real?
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent
This is on the ice protests feed lol
Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at these ghouls, great phlegm canvases, all of them
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You suck grill yourself