Profile banner
Profile picture

Gal Scott-Heron

@strawmaam.bsky.social

thanks to everyone for not pointing out the typno in my bio ^_^

created September 19, 2023

112 followers 227 following 1,092 posts

view profile on Bluesky

Posts

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

I swear if “please shower before going to X con” posts worked we’d stop seeing them.

30/8/2025, 3:09:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

gonna make the first movie where the main character gets in a car crash as a child and ends up with too many parents somehow

29/8/2025, 10:15:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait the pov character has a straight, that’s a pretty good hand what does birdo angle lady have?

28/8/2025, 9:22:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Bad bot

28/8/2025, 6:24:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

President goku lmao

28/8/2025, 4:56:21 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

I must maintain a love for humanity despite knowing some people’s skulls were made, by god, to be broken into small brain lacerating bits by hammers

28/8/2025, 4:06:31 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Why don’t I see this image more like seriously?

Revengance Raiden cutting a cop car clean in half , it’s bad ass
25/8/2025, 9:38:42 PM | 17 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

It’d be funny for this to be real and that I first read about it on a car blog

25/8/2025, 5:49:27 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

They need ur ass on the big shell focus up David

25/8/2025, 3:08:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

I’ve been unable to stop thinking about King Cobra. Of all of the lolcows out there he deserved his fate the least. The internet sucks, fuck the sickos

25/8/2025, 3:02:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

pls no more amazing digital cumdump I don’t care about jester and swagamandas adventure

24/8/2025, 8:11:06 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

APRIL 27th 2028 - HEART FAILURE - BODY DISCOVERED AFTER THREE WEEKS

22/8/2025, 3:17:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Your miserable grandpa ur gonna die soon with a sad black heart, log off and make a friend

22/8/2025, 3:10:15 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

King Cobra 😭

22/8/2025, 2:57:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

I have never listened to phish until just now (like actually sat and listened) and omg they deserve all the hate nickleback gets 10X . I’m not too eager to shit on music but like how is this noodly bar band this big? I sincerely hate how their music sounds

17/8/2025, 4:38:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Many of y’all still don’t get it with one ape and one slurp juice you can make an entirely new ape

6/8/2025, 6:58:08 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Guys need to stop wearing that ugly ass striped shirt my god, looks like oversized baby clothes, makes you look like your pockets are lined with date rape drugs, shit looks like “mug me”.

6/8/2025, 6:31:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

It’s wook Wednesday and I’ve seen several sleeve tats that I can only describe as blasphemous geometry

6/8/2025, 5:32:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Slime, absolute goop person, ur better fertilizer than human

1/8/2025, 1:11:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

@contrapoints.bsky.social WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW OTS SO GOOD ULL BE SO SMART ABOUT THIS youtu.be/wVHyqTOGyG4?...

31/7/2025, 9:54:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Not having a valid id is actually just the excuse I need to be permanently offline

31/7/2025, 4:58:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Can we just stop posting tomorrow?

31/7/2025, 3:08:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Hell yeah grandma let’s fucking go get his ass

30/7/2025, 10:57:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Luigi Pilgrimage site but cheaper

image
30/7/2025, 6:44:04 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Bitch is ran through like the wall of a cvs

29/7/2025, 10:00:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

If ur favorite Pokémon is charizard ur favorite ice cream flavor is probably sugar

29/7/2025, 9:59:30 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

People hate on Klefki for the wrong reasons. That bitch goes around unlocking chastity cages

29/7/2025, 9:57:41 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

@abigailthorn.bsky.social ur so smart do a video on fnaf please i need you to say some smart shit about those robots aha

28/7/2025, 8:57:22 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

No shame to those who take ground news sponsorships but fuck ground news. Such a stupid premise, oh you want to learn about Israel Palestine? Here is an Al Jazeera article and then some hasbara so you “see both sides” stfu

24/7/2025, 6:07:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

@hbomberguy.bsky.social do you have Natalie’s phone number I need to tell her about street beefs stat. If not can you send this video to her please she’s so smart youtu.be/qfQk2b17Dp0?...

24/7/2025, 5:45:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

“Let ppl enjoy things” stfu there are plenty of things that shouldn’t be enjoyed

24/7/2025, 5:09:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

wtf is all this ugly ass splatoon art it’s on my feed every day I swear I’ve blocked 300 squid kids at this point. Idk why but it pisses me off (it’s harmless I admit but still wtf?)

24/7/2025, 5:03:37 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

image
22/7/2025, 7:23:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

@contrapoints.bsky.social queen queen please talk about street beefs I’ll forget the Zionism just for you queen watch sweaty guys punch each other you’ll like it you’re so smart too

22/7/2025, 6:05:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

All of these are cat pictures

image image image image
19/7/2025, 11:38:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

I get why ppl wanna hide their face, I just deeply hate how those videos look.

15/7/2025, 3:18:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

No more png tubers I wanna see not “conventionally attractive” ppl become stunningly beautiful when their abundant passion for sm64 speed running or Pokémon ring manipulation seeps out through their eyes. I can tell you deeply love Dead Rising 2, don’t hide behind a pulsing jpg ffs

15/7/2025, 3:17:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Watching the 11 hour death stranding cut scene “movie” is sincerely awesome lol. Feels like a tv series

15/7/2025, 2:26:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

I am just now seeing ur posts omg ^_^

11/7/2025, 6:40:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

who taught u to talk like that?

11/7/2025, 6:38:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup did the math this guys a pedo

11/7/2025, 6:24:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

You should make a video about street beefs you’re so smart

10/7/2025, 11:59:17 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

@contrapoints.bsky.social now that everyone is angry at you, it would be be a great time to make a video about street beefs.

10/7/2025, 1:30:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

You literally dirty deleted

10/7/2025, 1:58:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

You chose Camryn as your name!?!? Afraid of getting deadnamed so you just flipped the gender switch huh?

10/7/2025, 1:53:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

It’s Gubby time

image
9/7/2025, 6:11:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh, neat. What do you think about this?

image
9/7/2025, 3:46:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

I wish she was here she’d know what to do

9/7/2025, 12:15:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

You should actually ask an llm to write posts for you lol might actually be an improvement

8/7/2025, 1:05:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

I think we should post this even more. I should see this post daily. Fuck that, I want this post hourly. No. I want a feed of just this post.

8/7/2025, 3:39:55 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoops sorry hahahahahshsh youtu.be/mmqD3vRf4dc?...

8/7/2025, 3:30:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

@contrapoints.bsky.social this is bonkers you should do a video about this

8/7/2025, 3:28:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a Keygen I dig it. The lead is too loud tho

7/7/2025, 2:58:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Akatsuki pants 🔥

7/7/2025, 2:52:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Spider man fans are like, my green goblin mask is calling to me like the green goblin mask

4/7/2025, 2:59:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

@contrapoints.bsky.social you should do a video about consensual combat and the ethics of combat sports or just do a live reaction to street beef’s knock out compilations ur my smartest creator I need to know ur take on street beef

4/7/2025, 1:24:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

I see 20 generic trans accounts per day on the discover feed just going “women” over and over again. Shits corny af. Find a new gender to shout out, make up one, idgaf

3/7/2025, 4:36:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

I know your ass drunk drives stfu

3/7/2025, 4:33:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw them earn one of them against uva once lol shit was rad.

3/7/2025, 4:21:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re a child put me on the “anti” block list or just block me yourself.

image
3/7/2025, 3:34:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Art

image
3/7/2025, 3:28:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

My new oc is called Macro mouse, she’s huge and has beef with miniature mouse and her gay boyfriend

3/7/2025, 3:21:49 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

My teeth are falling out, probably my beak coming in. I also spotted a mouse five blocks away today but to be fair he had huge balls and it was funny

3/7/2025, 3:20:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

This person posts a bunch of final fantasy fan art and shit, nothing wrong with that, but it’s an indicator of “fandom brain”. It is a sport to them.

3/7/2025, 3:17:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

@contrapoints.bsky.social have you seen this? you should do a video about this. youtu.be/2l2XKEkgEmU?...

2/7/2025, 10:03:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Just pulled this and tbh in blue I’m more a fan

image
2/7/2025, 9:23:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

What is that fuck ass grip dog, dude would knock the first baseman out if he tried to swing like that

2/7/2025, 6:08:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

I have to have a different imam confirm for me that Pokémon is halal every day or else I can’t open my packs

2/7/2025, 5:03:05 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

I like voltorb like the creature that they are, but they are a bad design imo. If anything I feel for them they should have like a mustache or some stubble or something, maybe wrinkles, sagely smile lines running down their metal cheeks

2/7/2025, 4:25:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

@contrapoints.bsky.social you into combat sports at all? You should do street beefs

2/7/2025, 3:48:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what’s happening to me

image
2/7/2025, 3:47:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Game freak needs to give us more starters that start using guns when they evolve. Like metagross should have a mini gun, breloom should have a silenced pistol, wigglytuff needs a sawed off

2/7/2025, 3:45:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Gen 1 is peak? I literally don’t think there is a less inspired mon than this

image
2/7/2025, 3:44:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Like this is probably my least favorite later gen mon by far, literal pigeon (still cute tho) There are stinkers in every gen but gamers want the same shit over and over again

image
2/7/2025, 3:41:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

There are some fucking stupid gen 1 Pokémon, y’all are just old. I love the keys, I love lamp, I love ice cream cone, wtf is kum snake and pokeball?

2/7/2025, 3:40:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

I have my own version of the bechdel test that’s just “is meta knight in there” and would you believe that most media fails it 😡

30/6/2025, 7:52:03 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Lady on a video I’m listening to sounds like that awful woman who tells me “battery low” in my earbuds every 6 hours or so and I’m losing it

30/6/2025, 7:49:57 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Adam Curtis ❤️

30/6/2025, 7:46:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolute slop of the highest order. Anyone who writes garbage like this should be ashamed.

30/6/2025, 6:48:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Fuck sad posting I’m gonna start dad posting.

30/6/2025, 6:33:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

I know why (╥﹏╥)

Venom snake looking sad in a Reddit post that asks, why does he look sad
26/6/2025, 5:26:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Having to kill the parasite infected diamond dogs in Mgsv has me fucked up 😭 I feel like I’ve got blood on my hands, I knew that story beat but I wasn’t prepared to have to carry it out myself. We need more diamond dogs (╥﹏╥)

26/6/2025, 2:39:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

No one’s gonna notice or care that you died. The stain your corpulent body will leave on the floor will smell for decades

25/6/2025, 6:47:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Feel bad today, that’s an order

25/6/2025, 5:57:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Some of y’all are terrible at art but I’m never gonna say anything cause that’s rude but god damn. Everyone needs notes but when a fuck ass drawing is filled with anodyne praise in the comments I just have to block and move on. Too many children/child like ppl on here

25/6/2025, 5:56:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

help

16/6/2025, 8:09:29 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

This is one of the cleanest lib rebuttals I’ve seen written out and ofc no one responds ~_~

15/6/2025, 1:36:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Let’s fucking go

13/6/2025, 10:49:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Iran nooo please stop my boss was gonna be in Israel for like a month and I could slack really hard at work nooooo (╥﹏╥)

13/6/2025, 7:21:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Whatever lets fucking go, let the AI tell you alligators are totally cool to touch, let the robot make every decision for you let’s go baby!!!

13/6/2025, 7:16:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re polluting the internet with this dogshit

12/6/2025, 8:56:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

Yooo new hymns just dropped

12/6/2025, 8:35:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social)

I love him, he’s his own ass man. I don’t own him, I am more his patron. I’d gladly support the art that is his existence even if I had nothing.

image
12/6/2025, 6:19:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Bobby is a confirmed ghoul. He’s on these slop podcasts that exist solely for bots to farm recordings of human speech. I despise those masquerading as housing “advocates” or whatever who can’t hide the pulsating dollars signs in their eyes.

12/6/2025, 4:28:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

scare quotes lol

12/6/2025, 4:25:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture middle distance starer (@xenofawn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

god i want to scream this over and over again! you don’t need a less problematic fandom! you need to eliminate the notion of fandom entirely! it has poisoned your soul!

12/6/2025, 4:16:32 AM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, for real?

12/6/2025, 1:33:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

This is on the ice protests feed lol

11/6/2025, 11:27:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at these ghouls, great phlegm canvases, all of them

11/6/2025, 3:44:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gal Scott-Heron (@strawmaam.bsky.social) reply parent

You suck grill yourself

11/6/2025, 12:30:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view