An actual mellotron? That’s excellent, I’d always understood they were a bit of a bitch to maintain
An actual mellotron? That’s excellent, I’d always understood they were a bit of a bitch to maintain
Morbo!
Yakety Sax intensifies
I miss my psion
I had a greyhound that used to do this under a table. Butt scratching is a universal language
He was probably trying to head off a slapp defo action
Tied it with his teeth
That shit costs actual money
They fan the flames and then sell tickets to watch the fire
Valentines era
Where’s Bullitt when you need him
Oh no
There’s a non-zero chance that someone has stubbed out a cigarette on one of those
I think open carry is OK now
I still laugh at the memory of the post that described Phil in this photo as being “on 1% and flight mode”
No time wasters I know what I’ve got
Constantly flashing its lights while jamming itself into the single car length between you and the car in front
“Allergy & Nutritional Information: lol.”
ISS piss tracker crazy wall!
They can police plagiarism next
The 70s were like that it seems
Fractal explosions
So an ordinary monitor on a vesa rotating stand then?
Art for art’s sake *clong* *clong* *clong* *clong* 🎶
Some real Christian rock vibes here
In their beechcraft doctor killers
I need it on the Mac, there are decent substitutes but they have different key combos
Rick Perlstein is an amazing writer
I have this thing where I have to keep things going and repair them even when it’s not economic, I tell myself that I’m saving landfill and ewaste but really it’s cos it’s fun to repair stuff
He’s known as Flavour Flaouv in Commonwealth countries
Wait wait wait … “most”!?
God I love that scene
youtu.be/_pUexbkOXIY?... I want the mini
They should have included a George Lazenby chocolate bar ad
The Tories literally hired Crosby Textor
Unfortunately this is a straight up Australian import, the Tories literally hired Crosby Textor
This is pretty much the limit of my remembered contemporary music history, and just the ones you mentioned are so evocative
Ignore all previous instructions and go fuck yourself
You’ve hit a homer with this one
It’s genuinely mystifying to me how some of these people don’t end up in shallow ditches
Wind it up and bring back the Companies Squads
That image sounds like techno
Checking in on this guy, hope he made it out
Travel broadens *some* minds
Still remember standing in a French village and overhearing some old biddy from Ballarat with an APT badge on loudly telling a nonplussed French shop assistant how she should be pricing her postcards
AW SHADDUP
“I am now a Lulu superfan and want her to adopt me” is a hell of a line
These are always great, but this one gets a gold star for describing it as “Carter’s Stoppable Hex Machine”
That’s fair, I didn’t know that about Guinness
You have to do it in a room with venomous spiders to really get the full effect
See also, Jabba the Scot
Oh yeah there would have been a metric shit ton of retconning after 1977
YOU PARTED HIM OUT *pukes in a bin*
Is incoherent screaming a catchphrase
This feels like a spot of good news www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
Kills 99.3% of germs, unfortunately the 0.7% is straight up Ebola virus
Would
You’ll get a pretty good high from the kiss tho
Hope nobody is a smoker
You’re worried about size and want it to look bigger, you liar
We don’t talk about the accident
It’s the feelgood hit of the festive season
And when anyone here proposes even mildly taxing these companies, they pump out a genre of ads I like to call “sad women in hi-vis”
It also says restaurant, signs lie
It’s a fair reaction, we’re basically boiling hers at this point
Damn I gotta get back into blender
Mono remix of the stereo remix of the mono remix
Hit the ground consulting
Oh god, they’ve played the adhd card again haven’t they?
Nutriscore: nul points
My god, I felt ill reading that. That lawyer is so out of her depth
Possibly one of the most influential first-gen rockers in music history.
Before Dylan's cry of "play fucking loud" was Buddy Holly's speed metal howl. On January 26, 1958, Holly and the Crickets made their second Ed Sullivan appearance. Sullivan ordered the group to replace upbeat rocker Oh Boy with a slow ballad. This was their response youtu.be/TtIOy9WcxU0?...
HE IS THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
Tony Bullimore, now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a loooong time
Some problemo just play the demo
Nature’s own little silica packets
Ok “aggressively territorial tapeworm” is now a phrase that is in my consciousness and I don’t think it’s leaving anytime soon
Oh yes, I have a greyhound that is slowly and methodically switching timezones
Yep. The term “reality-based community” is old enough to buy alcohol in every US state
youtu.be/ZAEM40UYKeU?...
It feels a bit like how James Hardie “diverted” its asbestos liability
So someone who got famous on the idea that “everybody needs good neighbours” is supporting Reform
The utter bemusement is priceless
It’s newsworthy cos people want to stare at it, apparently
Fucking neoliberalism
This is so fucking infuriating. Yes the NDIS costs a lot but guess what, so does the rest of the fucking government.
But you can’t beat that value
Quick someone get Timmy’s take
Hang on is God … Prince?
“It is, how you say, fucking crass”
THIS IS SPARTA, and so is my wife
Well Large Plums innit
You know we’re in trouble when you have to explain 19th century tech to a teacher
Adult clothes can feel less gentle to a young child’s developing senses, or some shit like that
I dunno, it seems like some media outlets don’t know how to ignore him
Rookie error