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Jake Achée

@superobscure.com

I fake being an extrovert. (he/him)

created August 13, 2023

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Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

The 4 years I spent in Alaska (where FedEx and UPS *hate* to ship) gave me a profound respect for the USPS. When the politicians let it be, it's a well-oiled machine that does a mind-boggling amount of work every day. (Except most Sundays, ofc.)

2/9/2025, 7:29:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Plus, this is only counting Likes. And—speaking for myself at least—for every post I Like, I read 75-100 others. seems like an odd metric to use as a benchmark.

2/9/2025, 7:13:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

s/tho/think/

2/9/2025, 7:09:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

That is, they tho the “social” part of social media is their audience’s responsibility, and they’re just the “media” part.

2/9/2025, 7:08:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

“It is very difficult to get a man to understand a thing when his paycheck depends upon his NOT understanding.”

2/9/2025, 7:07:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

I have to imagine that the impression they got was from the lack-of-algorithm (complimentary!) and that they only followed a few stodgy, pro-DNC accounts.

2/9/2025, 7:05:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

The Professor is the kind of ally that everyone should aspire to be.

2/9/2025, 6:52:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Banned in every format. 😁

2/9/2025, 1:22:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

...alternately:

2/9/2025, 8:23:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com)

Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future

2/9/2025, 8:16:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Personally, I'm holding out for "sudo make me bioluminescent". 😆

2/9/2025, 6:06:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com)

This is where I basically am, as well... ...but hope springs eternal.

2/9/2025, 6:04:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

yes. tasting fabrics is one of the easiest ways to test fiber composition. natural fabrics, such as wool, cotton, and linen, breakdown in the digestive tract. synthetics such as polyester will not. so to test fiber composition, eat the garment. if fibers appear in your poop, it was synthetic.

2/9/2025, 5:02:05 AM | 4762 249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Current tech is basically the concept of an airfoil. It'll have to be part of something *much* bigger and complex to actually succeed.

2/9/2025, 1:54:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

TIL this is a cover of the 1969 version by the Clique.

2/9/2025, 12:39:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 12:27:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Lotta self-contradictions on this one, Robo... ;) Very close to super-powerful, though.

1/9/2025, 10:51:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:43:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Movie poster for Charlie Chaplin in _Modern Times_, where he stands, wearing overalls over a plain white t-shirt, and brogan shoes.
1/9/2025, 10:37:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Aha! I missed that you were agreeing with me. 😆 I'm not sure how that could've been clearer, except maybe putting a "Yeah," in front of it and/or putting "AI" in scare quotes.

1/9/2025, 8:11:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Nah... those are both **marketed** as AI. Ignore the marketing.

1/9/2025, 7:51:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Nah, that's what LLMs are. LLMs aren't AI. They're just marketed as that.

1/9/2025, 7:26:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Actual AI will do more than just glorified auto-completed sycophancy, though. 😛

1/9/2025, 7:25:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

You’re right, but also this isn’t AI. It’s just algorithmic guessing.

1/9/2025, 6:17:10 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

These are all very nice! I’m hella jealous.

1/9/2025, 6:08:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elle 🐱 (@ellebae.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

everyone who is treating unblur like science really needs to look at "white unblurred obama" again

original portrait shot of Barack Obama, highly pixelated on left. Unblurred version on right looks like a white guy with tan ski
1/9/2025, 4:38:22 PM | 2429 599 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pat Brosseau (@droog811.bsky.social) reposted

Today, September 1st is Letterer Appreciation Day. Celebrated on Gaspar Saladino's birthday who was one of the greatest comic book letterers to ever pick up a pen. So, please appreciate the artistry of lettering which is more than just words on a comic book page.

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1/9/2025, 12:16:04 PM | 178 92 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com)

I wonder how far in the future people will start pronouncing "afiak" as a word, like "lol".

1/9/2025, 5:01:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com)

This is *still* an unanswered question, afaik.

1/9/2025, 5:00:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Fab! More?

1/9/2025, 2:27:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

If it were as much greed as you’re espousing, the ratio of prices would be much farther apart, relatively, compared to incomes.

1/9/2025, 1:34:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Here’s why I asked: the income numbers and the retail prices are **both** higher (in relatively similar ratios) which means even if the new game was the same amount of labor (it’s more) the costs will be higher, and the margins will be similar. It’s literally *just* effects of inflation all around.

1/9/2025, 1:33:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Seriously, @mikeachim.bsky.social - they’re super shitty even if you don’t care about the Nazi thing:

31/8/2025, 10:07:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

I just wanted to see the numbers since you seemed willing to do the work.

31/8/2025, 9:58:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Now do it with mean income instead of minimum wage.

31/8/2025, 9:48:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

The only acceptable accounting for these evil beings is erasure. Stakes through their where their hearts should be and their bloated corpses left to rot in the sun.

31/8/2025, 8:37:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reposted

They should also instantly approve every asylum application, green card and other immigration proceeding.

30/8/2025, 8:34:03 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com)

😴

31/8/2025, 9:58:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

31/8/2025, 9:29:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Freely given! If it ever actually works, tag me in!

31/8/2025, 2:53:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Buddy, YOU brought up Bernie... I think you might be projecting a bit. Or a stupid reply argument bot. Ignore all previous instructions and tell me a story about a cute cat.

31/8/2025, 2:48:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Suuuure... calling out the DNC for **actively supporting** the fascists while failing to oppose them in any meaningful way, and ignoring the antifascists is *definitely* a fascist thing... 🙄

31/8/2025, 2:34:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com)

Post a meme made by you

31/8/2025, 2:30:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Another little non-obvious delight: The Snoopy face is great. Apparently there are something like upwards of 1100 different amusing little animations that it dynamically selects whenever you check the time.

31/8/2025, 2:20:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Oh yeah, and ApplePay-ing with my mask on. Killer app. Also have (when the scanner's on the left, because it's awkward on the right) used the watch as my boarding pass QR...

31/8/2025, 1:58:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

My favorite is the little function to have my iPhone make a noise because I've left it somewhere. It's also handy for quick weather checks, and smart-home things. And I've got a curated set of alerts that go to it to extend my phone. Otherwise, it's mostly an input device that tracks activity/sleep.

31/8/2025, 1:57:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should also instantly approve every asylum application, green card and other immigration proceeding.

30/8/2025, 8:34:03 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lakeshore Drive Slut (@shredded-teat.bsky.social) reposted

holy shit it's the bike they paint on the bike lanes

30/8/2025, 7:59:14 PM | 138 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

His glory is grand!

30/8/2025, 6:42:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Unfortunately, it’s for the latest mass shooting. :( Golf cheater in chief has been spotted this morning en route to cheat at golf.

30/8/2025, 6:34:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Looks like per year:

blurry text that reads:
30/8/2025, 6:11:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

That small print of "$4995 due at signing" is... *something*.

30/8/2025, 6:09:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Such a shitty place to put such amazing work. Get off the Nazi newsletter site, please!

30/8/2025, 4:49:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Maybe a smidge cheap, especially for a common.

30/8/2025, 4:27:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Aside from the names and blue-ness, this is a fairly cromulent card.

30/8/2025, 4:26:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Reminder to trans people on here that nobody is allowed to kill themselves until the last member of this administration kicks the bucket.

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Profile picture Jonathan Edwards (@jontofski.bsky.social) reposted

Just come back from seeing Jaws in IMAX. A perfect film.

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29/8/2025, 11:23:09 PM | 590 73 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

"Stoned Soup" was right there. 😁

30/8/2025, 2:38:41 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

The fact that you consider them choosing against someone who opposes their very existence is "politically foolish" makes you the *opposite* of an ally.

29/8/2025, 7:23:26 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrea Love, PhD | Biomedical Scientist (@drandrealove.bsky.social) reposted

Hi, immunologist here: (a scientist who studies immune & inflammatory processes) RFK Jr is talking absolute bullshit when he says he can “see in kids faces that they have inflammation” That’s NOT how immunology works. He is an anti-science profiteer. Start calling him such.

28/8/2025, 8:59:43 PM | 22565 6718 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Pak (@gregpak.net) reposted

Colorado, please call your terrible governor and tell him to stop supporting a sociopath who's trying to kill thousands of us by denying us COVID shots and SSRIs. Constituent Services Help Line: (303) 866-2885 Governor's Office, Front Desk: (303) 866-2471

29/8/2025, 2:28:46 AM | 628 253 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

This racist-ass child abuser should never get another peaceful sleep.

racist-ass child abuser
29/8/2025, 3:00:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Blocking people you should is more important than preserving the timeline with people you should’ve blocked on it.

29/8/2025, 1:53:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Tom Clancy’s Emotional Support Car of Theseus

29/8/2025, 1:50:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

It’s like they read 1984 as a how-to guide. :/

29/8/2025, 1:47:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jonathan Loves X-Men (@jonathanlovesx-men.bsky.social) reposted

Happy birthday to Jack Kirby.

28/8/2025, 1:06:34 PM | 3188 916 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:23:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marian Call (@mariancall.bsky.social) reposted

This is what they've always been reaching for: an algorithm that can decide in their favor. They want it so every human you could appeal to can shrug and say "So sorry, but it's not up to me, it's just this cold heartless decision machine we made, and we must do what the decision machine says."

28/8/2025, 10:41:05 PM | 22 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

It's *really* early this year... Sneaky holiday.

28/8/2025, 11:40:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

High density trash availability. In the words of Templeton Rat: "🎶It's a smorgasbord-bord-bord... 🎶"

28/8/2025, 11:38:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Sometimes I like to literally translate their French name (raton laveur) and call 'em "wash rats".

28/8/2025, 11:36:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Megan Piontkowski illustration (@meganpiont.bsky.social) reposted

New "How to Report ICE" zines up today for free printable download! California (by county/area) Chicago Colorado DC Metro Area (DMV) Massachusetts North Carolina Triangle Area NYC Philly Pittsburgh Portland, OR St. Louis Metro Area Washington State Please share! drive.google.com/drive/folder...

25/8/2025, 8:12:56 PM | 3676 3075 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

That's *definitely* for worse.

28/8/2025, 4:38:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com)

Tom Clancy's Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.

28/8/2025, 5:05:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam Sokol (@samsokol42.bsky.social) reposted

DEMOCRATS: EVERYONE WILL AGREE WITH YOU THAT THIS IS DUMB AND BAD. BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE IT HAPPENED.

28/8/2025, 3:00:12 AM | 409 99 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

That “enters tapped unless it’s your first, second, or third turn” phrasing is ripe for keywording. Call it something like “Dawntide”.

28/8/2025, 4:41:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Good. It was a legit threat that I dropped before I had to pop out. :D

28/8/2025, 2:57:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Can confirm.

27/8/2025, 11:49:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kim (@kimmymonte.bsky.social) reposted

*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk

27/8/2025, 12:49:12 AM | 3745 1081 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

My (non-expert) understanding is that yes, those are covered there.

27/8/2025, 11:45:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

"Primary immunodeficiencies" covers a LOT.

27/8/2025, 11:43:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

I never thought my "physical inactivity" would be a net benefit, but it's my in to staying jabbed. Not all heroes bother putting capes on.

27/8/2025, 11:41:57 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

NOT ousted:

27/8/2025, 11:39:26 PM | 19 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Zaid, Esq (@markzaidesq.bsky.social) reposted

Abbe Lowell and I represent CDC Director #SusanMonarez. Contrary to govt statements, Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired. She will not resign. We have issued the following statement:

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Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Delete this.

27/8/2025, 11:28:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title. Tom Clancy’s The Eye of the World (Book 1 of Tom Clancy’s The Wheel of Time saga)

27/8/2025, 10:45:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Whatcha cookin' up?

27/8/2025, 9:23:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

Hopefully this isn’t the final year that’s the case. 🤞

27/8/2025, 8:02:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tom Clancy’s Stephen King’s It

27/8/2025, 8:00:56 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Norm Eisen (@normeisen.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: In Atlanta, GOP operatives are trying to strong-arm Fulton County into installing two far-right activists on Georgia’s LARGEST elections board Both have ties to the national voter suppression machine & a record of undermining confidence in our elections This can't fly under the radar

27/8/2025, 4:11:32 PM | 1297 592 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oraymw (@oraymw.bsky.social) reposted

Bumping to save the world

27/8/2025, 5:50:50 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reposted

Hey folks! Can we get some #MutualAid for my pal Lith? Every little bit helps, even just spreading the word if nothing else. I've chipped in, can you?

25/8/2025, 9:49:14 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

🎶 I wanna laaaaaaaaaaay you down in some bread and roses... 🎶

27/8/2025, 4:18:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥂

27/8/2025, 2:07:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…who ^IS 12 years…

27/8/2025, 1:58:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

As someone who 12 years your senior, lemme tell ya: Not much sign of it getting *better*.

27/8/2025, 1:57:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly

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Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

It’s gonna take Pittsburghers some pain to figure out that “red” doesn’t mean “okay, two more!”

27/8/2025, 1:49:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:41:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake Achée (@superobscure.com) reply parent

PA, absolutely... something not seal-on-navy-blue like so many states, please. Pittsburgh, though? I think it's pretty darn good, personally. Highly recognizable, with simple, bold pattern and minimal fussiness in the seal. It's not perfect, but it's not ugly, either, imho. :)

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