swannee19.bsky.social

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

How low can ice go?

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Right after the golden age.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

You may have set yourself up for some monty python, but I'll spare you.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like it's a beautiful day for a ride.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll bet cue cards were used. I can be proved wrong with a video.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

What are the chances that Ben drives you crazy tonight?

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course he is.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Details in two weeks.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, why not. She can start by using trump's billion dollar future pleasure plane.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Once again, that surprised face just won't go away.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Metaphorically, Florida is already gone. It's called the desantisland.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

He just blew up that conspiracy.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, that's going to work out well.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta love facts and charts!

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

The art of the taco cave in.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Flattery will get him everywhere.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Incompetent, law breaking sycophants.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Good one.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Wish he'd drive through one of those checkpoints and get ticketed for no seat belt.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Stalin/stalling.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Once again, I wear my shocked face. Seems like january 6th is a prerequisite now for government work.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Not hyperbole.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

What, is he gonna give Alaska back to Russia if putin stops the war in Ukraine?

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

When the liars away, the minions will play.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing good. It's a klan of ego driven thieves.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, ice Barbie, but it was but on.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

The question ought to be, what constitution? The written constitution, or the maga interpretation?

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Umm.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

They're standing in line for their trump tracking monitors with their trump hats and shoes on.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

If imagination was their job, they'd be imagineers at Disney.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Meep!! Meep!!

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Everybody was there but me. They should thank me.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounds suspiciously like two weeks.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is visiting Scotland to golf and meet Scottish leaders in the clubhouse. There, I fixed the headline.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

PION

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

They came to me with tears in their eyes and asked, "Sir." We need to reopen the ozone for high altitude tourism.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol...

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, she was a centerfold.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

One can only hope.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would ICE request information about under the table tax dodging immigrants? I mean, every gullible republican knows they don't pay taxes.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

They should counter with 40%.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Getting ready for national kitten day.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Where did I learn to speak english? I went to school, you dumb ass.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Sir, they said with tears in their eyes, we put the clientlist back in the deep state vault.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, no deals, just more concepts.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Fake republican.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, maybe he could ride with ice more. And ask trump for money.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

They can be a judge because they're judgmental on facebook.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, isn't that just considerate of them.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump made a false claim??

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Rules for thee, and not for Me. Or so I thought.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump says a lot of things. Have to wait and see.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump has to be so jealous.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

When the wealthy have to get out and mow their own lawns, we'll see what changes.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what happens when crazy maga christian nationalists feel like they're taking vengeance for their greater purpose.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Just waiting on the signal chat.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Lauren, don't you have A play to see. I heard there's a good one out there. All hands on dick, I mean deck. Sorry, Freudian slip.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Another victim of the trump body snatchers. Or brain snatchers.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

They aren't anymore.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

They can't.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

The immigrant deportation cocaine, a short-lived high.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Guess when you beat US law enforcement with an American flag, it's okay.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

A whole lot more than the smart category is not welcome here.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

35 years away from northwest ohio, and you begin to understand why.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

What did we think was gonna happen when the dumb guy who thinks he's the smartest person on earth doesn't like smart people. They're going to take the hint and go somewhere else.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Negative 8000 manufacturing jobs is holding steady.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Hence, the reality of the inmates are running in the prison.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Now that there's a precedent for payoffs, guess who's getting paid off.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

I spend your tax $ the best, better than the rest.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Clash of the anti titans.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Guess he finally realized he bought a lemon. At our expense.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

They're not conservative republicans anymore anyway, so trumplickins fits the bill.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Golfing ⛳️ today!!

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Idiocracy.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

You could probably get a buzz just looking at those pictures.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh crap, i'm in over my head.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol...

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Mama always said, stupid is as stupid does.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Project 2025 authors craft them. Autotrump signs them.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

If you're not crafting them, how would you know what they are? Project 2025.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

It's hard to operate with higher standards when you don't have any.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Who does he think he's kidding.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

When you have a vote and your alarm doesn't go off.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

May-be.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

I say bernie, the next president, and a cnn filled cabinet. That oughta drive em crazy.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

It looks like it was going backwards.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

But I thought the respective countries are eating the tariffs. That's what he said.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

If they didn't investigate the 8646ers, then why bother with this?

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not today? Oh, that's right. He's still on the back nine.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Our daily reminder.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Two weeks, where have I heard that before?

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard it's your birthday. Now you can take a deep breath and have a happy birthday 🎂 🥳

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Did he bring his trump shoe shine box with him?

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't leave out golf. I'll bet there's a golf course there somewhere.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

And now they're just stringin him along.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Or, Hunter was just an amateur don junior.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Cause we want whitey, not brownie. According to steven miller.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

What's a line in that song?Every word in my head someone else has said.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Next, I suppose the black sea will be renamed, White.

swannee19.bsky.social (@swannee19.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't give him a laser. You never know what he'll shine it on.