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A long suffering aide quietly breathes a sigh a of relief… “God I was so worried she’d forget about the Yorkshire Rose!”
I miss the days when the biggest thing pissing society off was U2 forcing to have one of their albums for free.
Cooked him better than that bacon.
A country founded on resisting tyrants no less. Not the brightest lot these chaps.
The Democrat Dicktease.
Attempted to?
Patton Oswalt playing a Vulcan called “Doug” is one of new favourite things about Star Trek. Four and a half Vulcans is a fucking belter of an episode. #SNW
Yeah it ain’t that deep. He’s a nice guy, nice people do nice things.
And does a sense of constitutional duty only go as far down as generals? There a millions of servicemen and women. Any one of them who willingly follow orders to harm their own citizens is complicit.
Jesus! He looks rougher than a badgers arsehole. I hope he’s dying. I hope he announces it to his cult and sends them all a bottle of Trump Vodka so they can do a final toast to him. We’ll warn them all, obviously. They won’t listen, obviously.
2/2 Coming from your government and being inflicted on a WORLD that’s spent the last century helping to make your country the richest and most powerful one to have ever existed by importing your culture in exchange for protection. We’re in it together mate, but your 5000 nukes aren’t aimed inward
1/2 Looked at how many times you’ve quoted it and it’s like 200+ times which makes you a spammer, a grifter, or a bot. Have an actual HUMAN conversation mate. Yeah I’m not from the US but I’m allowed to be angry at what your country is doing and given the hate and vileness and criminality…
If it wasn’t fair… where is your armed rebellion? Country with such a raging hard on for “gunz n freedom” and not one single patriot has been like “yeah… that’s far enough” bullshit. When an armed citizenry is genuinely cheated out of their freedom… all bets are off, supposedly 🙄
We finally arrive at “this wasn’t us, the election was rigged, our own culture couldn’t possibly ever be THAT sick” It’s the same reaction every time, zero accountability on any level whatsoever and zero assurance that even if you get rid of Adolf Kiddy Diddler, it wont just happen again in 4 years
This is true everywhere. But never to this scale of depravity and evil. Raping kids. Over half, HALF of American voters think credible accusations or rape, molesting children, and a decade plus association with a notorious pedophile is a good thing. This isn’t rich people. It’s a fucking cult.
Who the fuck wants to listen to a lying pedo lying to another lying pedos lawyer about that lying pedo? Those files have been bleached so hard that you’re never getting the full story, ever. He got away with it, your piss take of a country let him. Americans happily elected a child rapist.
Does it matter? He’s fully functional.
Behind a paywall but there’s something to get started with there. www.nytimes.com/2024/05/29/b...
This was in Sweden. What are Americans doing?
I wish they’d stop attributing the majority of American’s votes to ignorance. They knew the implications because he fucking told them he’d be doing it. They’re evil. Plain and simple.
You’ll keep filling his days with good memories and eventually he’ll have nothing bad to process while he sleeps. Then you can watch him chasing rabbits.
No. They elected him. He got more votes. Shit that this has happened to your country. It’s truly horrible. But the call is most definitely coming from inside the house and your neighbours are rightfully scared as well.
Or anyone else for that matter. As far as I know, no other democratic country has willingly and happily elected a pedophile, an obvious pedophile I might add, to the leadership of their nation. Literally in no position to talk shit about anyone else. 77 million child rapists.
The Nobel Peace Prize nomination committee has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in history here. They’d have to give the award to themselves for the amount of good it would do for the world.
Don’t forget pedophile. Feel that this point should be nailed home every time, even if you’re the one who gets bored of saying it. Seventy-seven million people voted for a malignant narcissist pedophile.
The Venn diagram of Americans and Nazis is more of a circle… it just looks exactly like a swastika for some reason.
Hope the buffalo is okay.
I’d hope they’d understand that when you’re dealing with a fascist prick, throwing anything and everything you can at them to undermine and shame them in the public forum is absolutely necessary and not fucking personally addressed to them. I’m diabetic. I’d gladly take stabs at MAGA diabetics.
Enough of the “if they go low, we go high” shit please. It categorically… does… not… work. They want fucking holocaust level violence and you want scared angry people to remember their social pleasantries when describing or addressing these fat basement dwelling cunts? Fuck right off 👍
(Kiddy) Fiddler on the Roof.
You’ve had 250 years to figure your shit out and you can’t. America needs to die. Blue states need to stop feeding red states and cut these enemies to your fucking country off at the legs. See how smug they are when their own, already impoverished, moron residents start rioting.
We know he’s not immortal. We’ve also had zero indication from dems or anyone else in a position to oppose it that they’ll actually fight to stop it from happening. The way things are and the wet fart of an “opposition” most dems are putting up means that you’ve already had your last free election
I’m sure this is something that convicted sex trafficker and former next door neighbour of Donald Trump, Ghislaine Maxwell will vouch for so I believe him.
At this point there’s no daylight between Americans and Republicans where the rest of the world is concerned. Fix your shit. The Germans who weren’t Nazis in 1945 were treated no differently to the ones who were by the soldiers who were bombing and raping their way to Berlin from all directions.
They’ve recently changed the recipe. Being my first oat milk I can’t speak to its thickness compared to other oat milks but I can say it has a lovely creamy taste, goes well in cereal and my 11 year old enjoys it. If Hulk Hogans family are reading this, sorry for your loss. He was a c**t though 🤷🏻♂️
I’m late to this but Aldi do a wonderful oat milk. I switched to it not so long ago on a whim and combined with a drop of maple syrup it dials your coffee up to 11.
Please let there be 49 more.
Was he vaccinated?
Not only acceptable. Encouraged by the majority apparently. Murica! 🇺🇸
More “spam-faced, cunty little couch nonce” than “bloody prat” tbf.
Of all the things canonised in the latest Strange New Worlds episode, the musical catalogue of Wham! Surviving WW3 and the Post-Atomic Horror is my new favourite, weird thing about Star Trek.
Given how much he’s worth I’m genuinely surprised, and a little bit impressed tbf that his side piece wasn’t a 23 year old.
Straight up elected a pedophile.
“…and may every day be another wonderful secret.”
There’s no excuse for keeping your P+ subscription at this point. Pirates life for meeeee 🖖
He was loathed by NYC and largely only known as a game show host so what the actual fucking fuck are you fucking talking about?
Just awful. The type who’d demand to speak to the manager of the Prophets.
“Hey what the hell you doing with MY files in YOUR house, Joe?”
Hopefully the kids thank Labour by making Corbyn the next PM.
Happy New Star Trek Day nerds 🖖 #SNW
Hey. If Oligarchy is the word you want to use in the place of “cult” then more power to you.
They’re protecting pedos as well. Get them all into the daylight.
I think they’re holding on til congress lowers the age of consent to eight years old tbf.
For real. Like they actually implicitly support the trafficking and rape of teenage girls. There’s no grey area there.
They’ll fall in line. Their only function at this point is their continuing bling loyalty. They’ve put him in charge and he’s wedged himself in like a tick. They asked for it. Fuck them.
I would never have even attempted to grow a beard if it wasn’t for this man.
I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.
They’re actually saying “trickle down” Fucking lol indeed.
I feel at 10 those “implications” should have been a bit more obvious mate. When I played the sims I invited all my friends round for a swim in the pool and removed the ladders so they couldn’t get out.
Excuse me. It’s Gymfluencer actually.
Chelsea’s trophy picture getting photobombed by a nonce lol.
The palace is no stranger to nonces so he’ll feel right at home.
Only acceptable plot is Ben Gates stealing the Epstein client list off Pam Bondi’s desk
He said if his own daughter wasn’t his daughter he’d fuck her. He said, fucking out loud, of a 12 year old girl getting out of the elevator in the lobby of his tacky pedo-palace “if she was 10 years older, I’d be dating her” He fucks kids. America elected, and worships a literal pedophile.
Customary thoughts and prayers for the big tiddied British women today ☀️ 🔥
Unless he calls it “How the Biden Whitehouse is somehow responsible” I very much doubt it.
“Why won’t you love me?!?” I scream as I close the shutter on the gas chamber door.
Cult
If only.
I just got back from Croatia, stunning country. There’s a wishing well underneath one of the old palaces that people throw coins into. You can tell the Americans have been by the pulpy, singular, wet dollar bills floating on the surface.
ICE detention facilities are very much policy. They’ve just become one of your highest funded organisations. They’re building poor quality facilities in very dangerous locations. I promise you. This will not be viewed through the lens of “policy” when looked at in hindsight.
Nah. They didn’t see the iceberg until it was too late on Titanic. This was seeing the iceberg from Ireland, Smith telling his crew to smash into it balls deep with no lube and the crew refusing to remove him while the passengers look for shit they can turn into flotation devices.
Was the whole “going bankrupt paying for insulin” thing maybe not a hint that you never really were? Not judging, but it seems like not making your govt so easily susceptible to the whims of wealthy people should have been the first thing you stuck on that constitution. Next time if there is one 🤞🏻
We are so fucking back
Fucking YES comrade ✊
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Awful news mate. Gutted. YNWA
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“Those little ingrates paying a stupid amount of money to keep my favourite pair of droning untalented boring cunts rolling in dough… how dare they?!!” - 55 yr old department manager who absolutely has a T-shirt saying ‘proud veteran of the Britpop wars”
Denatzification following WWII didn’t work. They lost, then brooded, and now they’re in charge of almost every nuclear weapon on the planet. I stress again, fuck each and every one of the cunts. Hug them all you want if you really think that works though, different strokes for different folks 🤷🏻♂️
Clearly Roosevelt’s fault.
Serious question. Do you spend most of your day hate-fantasising over some creep in a pair of fishnets hanging around women’s bathrooms waiting for kids to come in so they can nonce them? Coz that’s fucking weird man.
FUCK them! For any normal person the disqualifying moment should have been “grab em by the pussy” everything after that shows how much they wanted the cruelty until it hit them personally. They don’t deserve sympathy.
You kidding. They’d let him shit in their mouths just so they can make “nom nom” noises to own the libz.
And crazy.
Some people can’t take yes for an answer lol.
lol. Lmao. No, they’re not.
Was he wearing a full black robe and carrying a massive scythe? Coz going from her age this might well be a huge misunderstanding.
Hi. If you don’t think that the members of an organisation which is instructing its members to execute children begging for food shouldn’t suffer all manner of horrors as they’re sent to hell for what they’ve done, then you’re a cunt. No grey area here for normal ppl Are you saying you’re a cunt?
Trump and his supporters (a majority of voting Americans in case they need to be reminded) are what happens when a country spends a century focusing on extreme wealth accumulation, aggressive imperialism and brash culture. Really wish they’d stop acting like he’s the exception instead of the rule.
This is exactly what a bot would say.
We don’t believe you, Chris.
Soldiers are 20-something children while newborn babies are fully committed Hamas terrorists who deserve excruciating and appallingly violent deaths apparently. 🤷🏻♂️
May not today, maybe not tomorrow… but someday when the can we keep kicking down the road while we hope it all just goes away actually runs out of space. Yep. Sure 👍
I don’t think you will. The disqualifying moment would have been “grab em by the pussy” and the final line in the sand moment should have been the attack on the Capitol. Collectively you/your media decided that these weren’t particularly serious issues. Acceptance or delusion. One or the other.
“Notice meeeeeeee Elon”
Wool.
Soooo the same thing yuz did in 2016 and 2024 that didn’t work? I’d even argue that it didn’t actually work in 2020 either. It’s sad how the thin veneer that American Democracy is the best in the world and its citizens will fuck you up if you try and take it has just evaporated in 10 short years.
Bald man has bald take while crying bald tears. I hope they close the loopholes in every single country one at a time leaving Russia to keep the practice. See how fucking keen they are to leave when their only option is a place where oligarchs regularly find themselves falling out of windows.