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created November 14, 2024

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My mom had some fundie friends tell her she was demonic for letting her kids read HP. She told them they let their kids read Lord Of The Rings so they can have several seats.

2/9/2025, 6:20:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact that he thought *that* face was appropriate for his official government photo tells me all I need to know about his fitness for the job. Has there ever been a more punchable face??

2/9/2025, 3:06:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My sister came to visit me in San Diego. My dad in Tennessee told her to be careful because “LA is a war zone” 🙄

31/8/2025, 7:21:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I keep looking wistfully at flannels & sweaters in the stores like it won’t be in the 90s for another 2 months where I live 😩

31/8/2025, 7:03:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But…why? What purpose does this serve?

30/8/2025, 6:13:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Summer peaches are absolutely top tier, I’ve been eating them nonstop 😍

29/8/2025, 7:45:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The framing that wealthy ppl spending their 💰is “investment” but poorer ppl shopping at the mall is somehow wasteful is infuriating. The economy wld collapse if lower/middle income ppl stopped spending on extras.

29/8/2025, 7:36:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If your “morals” say that slavery isn’t something to feel bad about, then you SHOULD feel uncomfortable around other people.

29/8/2025, 5:16:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m in San Diego. Someone earning the median salary for this area would need a 75% down payment to afford the mortgage on the median home price here 🙃

28/8/2025, 11:38:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The one I went to in college had atrocious service. There were always multiple tables that hadn’t been cleared, & we regularly got our own refills or grabbed our food from the window since the servers were MIA. We were still there every weekend after the bars tho…

27/8/2025, 3:07:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I haven’t been in years, but they were a favorite post-clubbing spot in my college years. Their cheese fries were 🔥

27/8/2025, 3:05:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is pathetic. How do you look at yourself in the mirror after you’ve humiliated yourself like this?

26/8/2025, 6:27:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My sister told me about it & I said “We, as a country, really needed this.” 😝

26/8/2025, 5:47:23 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It will either be 1989 pages, or exactly 13 pages. No in between.

26/8/2025, 5:36:14 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My daughter was in critical condition when they found her cancer, because the tumor was making her sick! People like this make me so angry. Chemo & radiation are brutal (esp for kids), but they are the reason my daughter is still alive today.

26/8/2025, 1:15:39 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And was there any follow up at all to ask abt specific cities with proven higher crime rates? Or did they just let this lie pass like all the others?

25/8/2025, 5:22:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As someone who has a tattoo of the constellation for my partner’s zodiac sign, I fully support this. Happy for y’all!

24/8/2025, 1:28:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My husband used to work at a music store. The number of ppl who would come in looking for the sheet music for this song so they could perform it at church on Sunday…🤦🏻‍♀️

24/8/2025, 1:15:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well if the convicted felon & documented liar says that the one person in the world who can get her out of prison is innocent, we should definitely believe her 🙄

24/8/2025, 12:24:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A ball cap, unbuttoned collar, & no tie! Obama would have been burned in effigy if he ever appeared in the Oval Office dressed so casually 🙄

23/8/2025, 10:11:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve seen the trilogy probably 10 times & “You bow to no one” gives me full body chills every.single.time.

23/8/2025, 11:23:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That movie was so much more fun than it had any right to be.

22/8/2025, 11:59:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard someone say “We have poverty not because we cannot care for the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.” And if that ain’t the TRUTH

21/8/2025, 8:32:56 PM | 761 103 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sheer size of that thing makes me deeply uncomfortable 😬

21/8/2025, 3:37:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was just thinking I’m about due for my annual rewatching of these movies. They really are so great, even after seeing them probably 10 times.

19/8/2025, 1:18:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Red Rocks is incredible. Brandi Carlile is otherworldly. Seeing both would completely end me, I fear.

18/8/2025, 1:19:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not even overseas. Military stationed anywhere (& their spouses) are allowed to keep their voter registration in their home of record so they don’t have to re-register every time they move.

18/8/2025, 1:16:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CF patients often struggle to maintain their weight so that would make them even more susceptible to malnutrition.

18/8/2025, 4:47:09 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know, rickets, that disease thats super common in healthy populations with consistent access to food & water 🙃

18/8/2025, 4:45:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But don’t you dare call it a cult…🙄

17/8/2025, 9:49:14 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember during Trump 1 thinking this was crazier than West Wing, & WW was all behind the scenes stuff. Imagine the stuff we didn’t see in public!

17/8/2025, 2:59:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We will have to get rid of him & MAGA, then commit to massive reforms to undo the damage, & *actually* punish the criminals in this admin. None of this “forgive so the country can move forward” shit. I’d be surprised if the rest of the world ever fully trusted us again.

16/8/2025, 9:10:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If theres 1 thing Gavin Newsom hates more than unhoused people, it’s Republicans

14/8/2025, 11:56:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Freeze them, & grate them over ice cream or yogurt! It’s the most refreshing treat!

12/8/2025, 1:22:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When it comes to Trump, the GOP goes from “sMaLl gOvErNmEnT” to “Govern me harder, daddy 🥹” so fast it will give you whiplash

11/8/2025, 6:24:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve had a crush on him for years, he could absolutely play a romantic lead 😍

11/8/2025, 6:22:31 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Project Hail Mary was fantastic. Highly recommend the audiobook version.

10/8/2025, 10:17:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same energy

9/8/2025, 5:40:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My daughter’s best case scenario with radiation was a type of therapy that used a wider beam that would hit both sides of her spine evenly, so she’d have less chance of developing scoliosis. Symmetrical spinal damage was the best we could hope for.Traditional radiation therapy is absolutely brutal.

8/8/2025, 4:46:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her poor kids. If I remember correctly they’re fairly young.

7/8/2025, 6:30:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does he EVER work? This is like the 5th vacation I’ve read about since he’s been in office.

7/8/2025, 5:56:00 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We had looked forward to having the chance to attend the Olympics for the first time in my lifetime in LA. Between this & the threats they’ve made to involve ICE, it doesn’t even feel safe for the athletes to come, let alone spectators.

6/8/2025, 4:54:17 AM | 32 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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At first I thought it really was all blown out of proportion. At this point I’m half convinced Trump walked into that jail & killed Epstein with his bare hands. No fully innocent person acts like this!

2/8/2025, 12:49:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s absolutely about to pardon a child molester 🤢

2/8/2025, 12:46:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These are the same assholes who used pre-existing conditions to dismiss Covid deaths. As if having diabetes or heart disease didnt make you MORE likely to have severe complications from *any* disease.

30/7/2025, 2:56:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact that Dems tried to bring in the whistleblowers to talk to the committee & the GOP didn’t even want to hear what they had to say…just a complete dereliction of duty.

30/7/2025, 5:28:45 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We literally just left Honolulu yesterday 😳 We also lived there for 6 yrs & experienced several tsunami warnings. This one looks pretty serious. There’s a lot of unhoused people who stay near the beaches to use the showers, I am worried for them.

30/7/2025, 3:40:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I live in San Diego but my in-laws live near Austin. Austin traffic is a nightmare, easily just as bad as LA.

29/7/2025, 10:26:29 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are stationed in CA but hold TX residency for tax purposes. We get the best of both worlds & I will never voluntarily leave CA (the Navy might have other plans but I’ll burn that bridge when we get to it 😝)

29/7/2025, 10:25:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My brother in law got married during that streak. Outdoors. In Dallas 🥵😩

29/7/2025, 10:23:31 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love them, but also their eyes blink in the wrong direction & it makes me deeply uncomfortable 😬

29/7/2025, 5:52:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My favorite story from my time working at Disney World was when I overheard a kid ask his dad who a character was. It was Friar Tuck, but the dad told him it was “Obi-Wan Kenobi Bear” 🤣

20/7/2025, 4:57:05 AM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Phantom poopers” are not an uncommon problem in the military. My husband’s last Navy ship had the same issue on his last deployment 🤣

17/7/2025, 10:50:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’d be surprised how common “phantom poopers” are in the military. It was a problem on my husband’s last Navy ship 🤣

17/7/2025, 10:48:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is beside the point, but Charlie Kirk’s hairline is unfathomable. Wtf is going on up there?

16/7/2025, 7:59:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We live in San Diego. My dad in TN decided to postpone visiting us “until things calm down out there”. Like he really thinks all of CA is an active war zone or something 🙄

16/7/2025, 3:48:42 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Loved this one! I also liked The Once & Future Witches.

15/7/2025, 7:06:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alix Harrow, S.A. Crosby, Kate Quinn, Andy Weir…I’ve enjoyed everything I’ve read by these authors.

15/7/2025, 7:05:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would not be surprised if he insisted on being at every medal ceremony 🙄

14/7/2025, 8:32:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“We have to make sure communities have access to healthy foods…that’s why we’re gutting food assistance programs & clawing back funds that helped schools provide meals for students.”

14/7/2025, 8:27:39 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The audacity to complain abt how you’ve been discriminated against while you are a literal BILLIONAIRE. Yeet this man into the sun.

13/7/2025, 12:27:42 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A week after going out for sushi in San Diego (ppl found out where he was & showed up to yell & boo until he left 😎)

12/7/2025, 9:09:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Truly, we live in the stupidest timeline. Our democracy stood for 250 years just to be taken down by absolute clowns 🤦🏻‍♀️

11/7/2025, 4:26:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That & the Vincent Van Gogh episode are the most beautifully devastating episodes of Doctor Who. Some of my favorites.

9/7/2025, 5:16:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My husband is AD Navy. His ship once conducted firing drills with Tomahawk missiles. He told me “I’m not usually a Joe Navy guy…but that was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen.” 🤣

6/7/2025, 10:25:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They only hear what they want to hear. He said “I’ll deport criminals”…& then said he considered everyone here undocumented to be a criminal!

6/7/2025, 10:22:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jen Hamilton on TikTok shared a video reading a Bible verse abt caring for immigrants & they attacked her so hard she had to have a bodyguard at a nursing event she was speaking at 🙃

4/7/2025, 7:13:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I said the same exact thing when I heard him say this. We are past Idiocracy at this point 🤦🏻‍♀️

4/7/2025, 4:27:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aside from the ghoulishness of it all, she is SUCH a pick me & it’s so embarrassing.

2/7/2025, 5:33:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I adored this book so much. I hope the movie does it justice!

30/6/2025, 10:36:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought of more: Home Alone, The Santa Clause, & Elf (our traditional Christmas movies in our house)

30/6/2025, 12:54:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jurassic Park Lord of the Rings Sound of Music Various Disney movies (thanks to my children)

30/6/2025, 12:52:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The way she says “Mex-ee-co” makes my eye twitch

26/6/2025, 3:21:53 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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These unserious assholes need to be laughed out of court.

25/6/2025, 9:37:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know I shouldn’t be, but it still shocks me how simple he is. Everything is black & white, unable to see past the most superficial layer of any topic. He’s just so profoundly unfit & it’s so embarrassing.

25/6/2025, 2:23:55 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotten it out of their system? Like they’re an overtired toddler throwing a fit? God, he’s such an embarrassment.

23/6/2025, 8:25:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are begging Trump to take the W & not escalate further.

23/6/2025, 7:30:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the pearl clutching abt “progressing to sex hormones at 12 or 13”. Cis children with delayed puberty or hormone deficiency also start sex hormones at that age, since the goal is to mimic natural puberty as closely as possible.

22/6/2025, 10:31:36 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My daughter has ovarian failure from cancer when she was 7. She will need hormone replacement therapy (the exact same treatment trans people need) for the rest of her life.

20/6/2025, 6:12:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God, if I could figure out how to French braid my own hair I’d be unstoppable.

20/6/2025, 3:56:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw this movie on TNT when I was a kid & for years I thought I’d dreamed the whole thing.

19/6/2025, 5:54:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg I came across this movie on TNT when I was like 10 & for years I thought I had dreamed it.

19/6/2025, 5:53:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His makeup artist HATES him 🤣

18/6/2025, 2:25:25 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Banff is near the top of my travel bucket list (along with New Zealand & Kenya). It looks breathtaking.

17/6/2025, 2:31:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One in San Diego said “The only ice I want is in my horchata.” 😎

14/6/2025, 6:48:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll see you there!

14/6/2025, 3:45:12 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Working at Disney in college, & I served Bon Jovi his quick service meal. It’s true, his teeth really *are* that straight & white.

13/6/2025, 7:36:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I still quote “I’m not a policeman, I’m a princess!” semi-regularly.

12/6/2025, 1:13:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Respectfully disagree.

12/6/2025, 1:12:44 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok but I also remember seeing a WW2 propaganda video w/Superman beating up Japanese & a song that went “Superman says you can slap a (slur for Japanese people)!”

11/6/2025, 11:50:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Off topic, but for a guy who loves to talk about what “real men” do, Jesse Waters wears the most obvious makeup.

11/6/2025, 7:47:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every so often I’m reminded that Stephen Miller is only 31 & am shocked all over again. Hate really does age a person 😬

10/6/2025, 7:24:42 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

10/6/2025, 12:17:50 AM | 40899 18337 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social (@tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social) reply parent

Never had a trans person “tip” me as a server with what looks like a $20 but is actually just Bible verses.

9/6/2025, 1:32:17 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social (@tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social) reply parent

The Wild Robot, Ranger’s Apprentice, Percy Jackson

8/6/2025, 6:36:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social (@tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social) reply parent

Reminds me of certain Alabama jails, where the warden gets to keep any leftover food budget as personal income 🙃

6/6/2025, 10:30:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social (@tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social) reply parent

My daughter turns 15 tomorrow. She was diagnosed with an aggressive cancer at age 7, so her still being here is very much a miracle of modern medicine.

6/6/2025, 10:24:44 PM | 84 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social (@tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the oligarch version of burning his mixtapes & his letterman jacket 🤣

6/6/2025, 2:27:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social (@tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social) reply parent

Followed by burning all the mixtapes he made him on the White House lawn 🤣

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