primary his sorry ass and you’ll never have to think about him again
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primary his sorry ass and you’ll never have to think about him again
Dems were far tougher on Bush and the failed war in Iraq in 2005
“these blistering judicial opinions laying out constitutional and statutory violations by a sitting US president are another distraction from this week’s latest illusory tariff hikes”
also amazing that everyone in the UK (rightfully) thinks Trump is a fucking nonce and Starmer’s first instinct is “but what if I did more of what’s making the whole world hate him”
you do not in fact have to hand it to Sean at RCP
someone should tell Taylor Lorenz
I still talk to mine despite the fact they’ve done nothing to deserve it
a marked change from 2020’s “Kamala Is a Cop” complaint
just primary the MF already
Fox et al had him eating pudding and campaigning from the basement in 2020!
(it was Mark Cuban)
David Shor has never held a gun to any of these chumps’ heads to pay him their hard earned campaign funds
“Kamala Is a Cop” got her drummed out of the race by the left first in 2020!
No not the Capital Gains Tax!
or that the Iraqis would greet us as liberators in the streets
because Bezos has staffed WaPo with a bunch of shitheel Murdochites who cut their teeth writing right wing slop at WSJ et al
I mean, Hochul is gonna crush Delgado. nobody has stepped up yet to primary Hakeem’s sorry ass…
you don’t have to take voters at their word. 2016 was about “economic anxiety” even though Obama had dug us out of the financial crisis and the economy was actually fine (voters just don’t want to admit they will never vote for a woman)
Wait until you hear how much Joe Biden got done in two years with the barest congressional majority…
Boss Rarkan
so just don’t vote for Haley Stevens. If progressives choose to split the vote (again) nobody to blame but themselves
I learned a long time ago when she was turrible at the Washington Post to not listen to a word that Sharon Waxman says about the entertainment biz. I’ve been a lot happier since!
IATSE just reelected the cuntface who sold them out three years ago by unanimous consent
new IRA when?
but John Roberts informed me “The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating based on race”
obviously he's 60 pts underwater in six months because we're all in the middle of a great depression II. literally no other explanation
one of the many bastardizations Zemeckis inflicted on his adaptation of a very funny book
also maybe he just wanted to buy it at any price for exactly the reasons we’re seeing it now become a global megaphone for Nazi propaganda that can influence elections
Republicans write their giant looting reconciliation bills on the back of a cocktail napkin and strongarm the Mike Lawlers into voting for them at 5 am without having ever read it. just do that but for M4A
also box office killers for the most part. the studios knew how to do it when they wanted to
ah yes that’s exactly what Latinos For Trump was all about. accountability
ICE Resistance Army when?
Scalia’s decades of minority jeremiads became the road map for Roberts’ goon squad in wrecking 75 years of SCOTUS jurisprudence. Unless Jackson is laying the groundwork for any future courts to toss all this hackery straight into the trash, it’s all just hot air
“Hulk Hogan feeling extremely betrayed at Wrestlemania by Sgt Slaughter, vows to team up with Iron Sheik for revenge at the Royal Rumble”
can the mayor of New York also serve in the house of reps from this district?
Murdochrag says what?
Hot dogs, apple pie, and . . . the Man of Steel? Not this Fourth of July, Metropolis
well at least the crypto bros definitely won’t sink millions into their opponents’ next campaigns!
grok is this true?
just Rewriting The Rule Book!
"Faster than a speeding bullet?" TDP's Fact Checkers went to the videotape and give Superman's claim three and a half Pinocchios
no you see the 2006 and 2018 midterm waves were all about Dems’ positive messaging on kitchen table pocketbook issues, not because the GOP was historically unpopular
trying to imagine how 5 million Lets Go Brandon protesters in June 2021 would have been covered by the beltway hack corps…
June 12 used to mean wishing friends and family in Metropolis "Happy Superman Day." Until the woke metahuman mob took it all away from us. #WarOnSupermanDay
Patriotism or Agitprop: The sight of army tanks rumbling down the streets of our nation's capitol has many in Metropolis wondering, "Did we really give General Zod a fair shake?"
Things May Be Looking Up For The City of Tomorrow, But In This Otisburg Diner The Name “Superman” Is Kryptonite to Lex Luthor’s Supporters
Metropolis Has Lived Under Superman’s Protection For Years, So Why Does It Feel Like We’re Becoming The Next Gotham City?