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Worked well..oh hang on
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Worked well..oh hang on
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Imagine 19 states not deploying the national guard to defend their citizens from a corrupt dictator..
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So shareholders have been diluted 10%
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
So has drumf..yet here we are
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Prove that she doesn't devour human flesh on camera?
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll say it again..he's a fucking moron
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
So we can add ageist to sexist.. misogynistic stupid and nazi..good to know...I hear closeted is also on the agenda.
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Proving yet again that heaven attracts all the arseholes
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Headline..Woman smears herself in honey 🍯
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They'll support any old bullshit..with extra bullshit and topping
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Australia
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh and i believe idi amin gave himself a victoria cross and declared he was king of Scotland..this fat orange buffoon will be remembered in similar fashion
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
A quick retrospective renunciation is required
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Duck says quack...quack says...wtf..
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Only if it contains ham
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Jesus they are fucking stupid
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Drunk?
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure..that's what happened
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah spring in Australia under a tree with your parents is hell
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
I've got a six inch scar down the side of my face that I've had for almost my entire life due to a cat when I was a baby sleeping in my parents backyard..missed losing an eyes by 1/8 of an inch..but hey..cute..
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Obama..that fucking tan suit
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I'd sit that one out thanks 😊
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Any old bullshit that pours out their mouths
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I hear Highgate has a vacancy..that's the only way we wanna keep him here..
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Man who doesn't understand the meaning of the word..
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Slut house just doesn't have the same ring..
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No...
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The more he repeats a word ..
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I've returned to Europe after a decade to renew my cultural soul..it keeps you human..
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Legend.i laughed out loud..he's many things..and a misogynistic is one..but a legend in his own mind is as close as he will ever be!
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Make sure there's isn't a 1 minute video glitch
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If is doing a lot of heavy lifting here...witness protection..plea deal..destroy them all..
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Grifter keeps grifting
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Being black is a felony in Trumps America..also brown.poor..etc
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
So would many current day Australians..
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
That tan suit really destroyed his legacy..
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All those great Indians from the sub continent demand it
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I will look you in the eye and tell you this shit is chocolate..and you'll believe me..cos I'm nutlick.
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Terrible photo as it was midnight..one ran by me carrying an apple 🍎..
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The wilds of London are full of them 😀
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Thank you for your donation..signed..the sunny side of the world
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Trumps talking penis?
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a very fucking old head for 17...he's a reverse dorian gray..there's a picture somewhere looking young and non nazi..
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
It's sooo cute they think he drafts letters
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My words that I said and meant..
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A bag of shit tied in the middle with a piece of string...
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Fight to win what? Gomer Pyle is in charge..
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I can think of one solution that involves a hill..
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Not alone in this..
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I see things going booom..
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Grift baby Grift
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
My stepfather retired early due to physical burnout..no pension available..so they sent him out to pick fruit..2 days before his back gave out. Man seved his country and worked hard as a single dad of 5..
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is GM in prison if there wasn't any Johns?
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
We know who those dogs were really barking at
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Fuck..he really is that stupid..in case there was any doubt
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Democracy..where every moron gets a vote..science..experts..where only the learned and brightest should have an opinion..based on rigorous testing and standards. Googling is not research..AI is a shit data scraper. Google AI told me a statue I was looking at with my own eyes didn't exist.
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Where the fuck does he think he's sending american citizens? And when will they start using their 2nd amendment rights to protect life and liberty?
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Win...win
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Quick..call ice
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I need my co-conspirators set free. Much death needs to be inflicted
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
May he get finally screwed so hard we see his follicles
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Every decent human on earth should get credit..now let's boycott his shitty businesses
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Creepy old used by date expired crooner says what..
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Bad person with evil intentions says what?
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
What the DTs look like
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
So fluoride works..cool..
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do they all look like members of a ghouls club
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess they believe if MC was elected in the 80/90s, he would have declared immediate Hammer Time
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In alabama?
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So am I.. but I could still punch the shit out him...an Iran analogy
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They were delicious...
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That's so last week
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
But let's buy 12 new shiny war planes
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
1/3 of a million new yorkers voted for the devil..I'm still deeply suspicious of Americans
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol...someone watched star wars yesterday
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Plane wave.. FMD
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally doing something useful
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Useless..farage will be the next pm at this rate..what a sad and terrifying thought.
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck me he's stupid.. a word salad of nonsense trying to evoke 11/11 vibes..it doesn't.
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Or getting your country involved in a war..
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Marcos family knew.. he was a Rube from the day he was spawned.
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Coward. I voted for this fool as he was the best of a bunch of turds...what a disappointment on all levels.
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How to self identity as a racist..from the school of they "all look the same to me"
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Lolz now fascists..you know fascists and communists hate each other..
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Lolz . Communists
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Let's leave it to spout hate lies..goebeles would have loved it..
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Full of shit alert
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Make elmo pilot the next one
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
They don't get hard.. they get a semi.. then blame everyone else for their lack of performance
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
3 testicle?
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I vote we make him the captain of every one..hands on
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
It will pass
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Didn't end well for them either
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Imaginary gods. Who they will sacrifice your children too
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Could have been the best vice president in living g history..jesus christ America..
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1939 ..tell me how these showers work..
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
I like seeing the fear in his eyes..and this was because of stairs..I don't recall seeing this much of a reaction when he was "shot" at...hmm
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah..I'm not a nazi..I just somehow keep turning up where they are..have a drink in there bars..know a few words of their songs..platform their views .. But I'm not a nazi..how dare you!
Ted (@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social) reply parent
Two dumb bros talking shit..