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@tedwritesstuff.bsky.social

Racehorse owner, conversationalist, occasional scrawler of words

created November 13, 2024

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Worked well..oh hang on

29/8/2025, 12:20:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine 19 states not deploying the national guard to defend their citizens from a corrupt dictator..

23/8/2025, 11:20:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So shareholders have been diluted 10%

23/8/2025, 11:18:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So has drumf..yet here we are

23/8/2025, 8:46:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prove that she doesn't devour human flesh on camera?

23/8/2025, 3:15:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll say it again..he's a fucking moron

22/8/2025, 2:17:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So we can add ageist to sexist.. misogynistic stupid and nazi..good to know...I hear closeted is also on the agenda.

20/8/2025, 10:06:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Proving yet again that heaven attracts all the arseholes

19/8/2025, 11:54:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Headline..Woman smears herself in honey 🍯

19/8/2025, 11:28:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They'll support any old bullshit..with extra bullshit and topping

19/8/2025, 11:22:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Australia

18/8/2025, 11:01:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh and i believe idi amin gave himself a victoria cross and declared he was king of Scotland..this fat orange buffoon will be remembered in similar fashion

14/8/2025, 8:18:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A quick retrospective renunciation is required

14/8/2025, 8:14:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Duck says quack...quack says...wtf..

14/8/2025, 7:34:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only if it contains ham

14/8/2025, 5:32:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus they are fucking stupid

14/8/2025, 5:32:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drunk?

11/8/2025, 11:33:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure..that's what happened

31/7/2025, 9:16:41 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah spring in Australia under a tree with your parents is hell

30/7/2025, 3:07:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've got a six inch scar down the side of my face that I've had for almost my entire life due to a cat when I was a baby sleeping in my parents backyard..missed losing an eyes by 1/8 of an inch..but hey..cute..

30/7/2025, 1:36:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Obama..that fucking tan suit

30/7/2025, 1:30:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd sit that one out thanks 😊

30/7/2025, 1:29:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/7/2025, 1:10:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any old bullshit that pours out their mouths

29/7/2025, 11:55:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hear Highgate has a vacancy..that's the only way we wanna keep him here..

29/7/2025, 11:51:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man who doesn't understand the meaning of the word..

28/7/2025, 3:09:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slut house just doesn't have the same ring..

23/7/2025, 7:02:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No...

23/7/2025, 7:00:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The more he repeats a word ..

23/7/2025, 5:28:22 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've returned to Europe after a decade to renew my cultural soul..it keeps you human..

23/7/2025, 4:58:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Legend.i laughed out loud..he's many things..and a misogynistic is one..but a legend in his own mind is as close as he will ever be!

23/7/2025, 4:55:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make sure there's isn't a 1 minute video glitch

23/7/2025, 1:18:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If is doing a lot of heavy lifting here...witness protection..plea deal..destroy them all..

23/7/2025, 1:15:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grifter keeps grifting

21/7/2025, 10:50:19 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being black is a felony in Trumps America..also brown.poor..etc

21/7/2025, 9:02:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So would many current day Australians..

20/7/2025, 3:37:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That tan suit really destroyed his legacy..

20/7/2025, 3:34:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All those great Indians from the sub continent demand it

20/7/2025, 3:20:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will look you in the eye and tell you this shit is chocolate..and you'll believe me..cos I'm nutlick.

20/7/2025, 3:04:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terrible photo as it was midnight..one ran by me carrying an apple 🍎..

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19/7/2025, 6:24:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The wilds of London are full of them 😀

19/7/2025, 5:55:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you for your donation..signed..the sunny side of the world

17/7/2025, 1:01:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trumps talking penis?

16/7/2025, 9:44:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a very fucking old head for 17...he's a reverse dorian gray..there's a picture somewhere looking young and non nazi..

16/7/2025, 9:19:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's sooo cute they think he drafts letters

16/7/2025, 4:41:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My words that I said and meant..

14/7/2025, 2:49:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A bag of shit tied in the middle with a piece of string...

11/7/2025, 3:38:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fight to win what? Gomer Pyle is in charge..

10/7/2025, 10:22:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can think of one solution that involves a hill..

10/7/2025, 4:49:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not alone in this..

10/7/2025, 4:47:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see things going booom..

10/7/2025, 11:12:22 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grift baby Grift

10/7/2025, 10:35:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My stepfather retired early due to physical burnout..no pension available..so they sent him out to pick fruit..2 days before his back gave out. Man seved his country and worked hard as a single dad of 5..

8/7/2025, 2:21:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is GM in prison if there wasn't any Johns?

8/7/2025, 1:43:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We know who those dogs were really barking at

4/7/2025, 7:25:19 PM | 80 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck..he really is that stupid..in case there was any doubt

2/7/2025, 6:48:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Democracy..where every moron gets a vote..science..experts..where only the learned and brightest should have an opinion..based on rigorous testing and standards. Googling is not research..AI is a shit data scraper. Google AI told me a statue I was looking at with my own eyes didn't exist.

1/7/2025, 10:35:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where the fuck does he think he's sending american citizens? And when will they start using their 2nd amendment rights to protect life and liberty?

1/7/2025, 7:59:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Win...win

1/7/2025, 11:29:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quick..call ice

30/6/2025, 9:52:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need my co-conspirators set free. Much death needs to be inflicted

29/6/2025, 9:47:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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May he get finally screwed so hard we see his follicles

28/6/2025, 8:05:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every decent human on earth should get credit..now let's boycott his shitty businesses

28/6/2025, 8:03:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Creepy old used by date expired crooner says what..

27/6/2025, 6:46:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bad person with evil intentions says what?

27/6/2025, 11:55:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the DTs look like

26/6/2025, 3:44:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So fluoride works..cool..

26/6/2025, 3:42:07 PM | 308 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do they all look like members of a ghouls club

26/6/2025, 10:53:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess they believe if MC was elected in the 80/90s, he would have declared immediate Hammer Time

26/6/2025, 10:36:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In alabama?

25/6/2025, 5:32:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So am I.. but I could still punch the shit out him...an Iran analogy

25/6/2025, 5:32:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They were delicious...

25/6/2025, 7:53:51 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's so last week

25/6/2025, 7:52:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But let's buy 12 new shiny war planes

25/6/2025, 7:50:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/3 of a million new yorkers voted for the devil..I'm still deeply suspicious of Americans

25/6/2025, 7:46:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol...someone watched star wars yesterday

25/6/2025, 7:41:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Plane wave.. FMD

25/6/2025, 7:33:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally doing something useful

25/6/2025, 7:13:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Useless..farage will be the next pm at this rate..what a sad and terrifying thought.

24/6/2025, 2:37:06 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck me he's stupid.. a word salad of nonsense trying to evoke 11/11 vibes..it doesn't.

23/6/2025, 10:23:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or getting your country involved in a war..

23/6/2025, 1:53:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marcos family knew.. he was a Rube from the day he was spawned.

22/6/2025, 7:42:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coward. I voted for this fool as he was the best of a bunch of turds...what a disappointment on all levels.

22/6/2025, 7:13:53 AM | 45 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How to self identity as a racist..from the school of they "all look the same to me"

21/6/2025, 10:59:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lolz now fascists..you know fascists and communists hate each other..

21/6/2025, 4:54:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lolz . Communists

21/6/2025, 4:53:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's leave it to spout hate lies..goebeles would have loved it..

21/6/2025, 2:47:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Full of shit alert

21/6/2025, 2:35:33 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make elmo pilot the next one

19/6/2025, 8:56:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don't get hard.. they get a semi.. then blame everyone else for their lack of performance

19/6/2025, 8:53:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3 testicle?

19/6/2025, 8:27:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I vote we make him the captain of every one..hands on

19/6/2025, 8:19:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It will pass

19/6/2025, 8:17:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn't end well for them either

19/6/2025, 8:10:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imaginary gods. Who they will sacrifice your children too

19/6/2025, 8:09:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could have been the best vice president in living g history..jesus christ America..

19/6/2025, 6:25:13 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1939 ..tell me how these showers work..

10/6/2025, 12:51:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like seeing the fear in his eyes..and this was because of stairs..I don't recall seeing this much of a reaction when he was "shot" at...hmm

10/6/2025, 12:12:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah..I'm not a nazi..I just somehow keep turning up where they are..have a drink in there bars..know a few words of their songs..platform their views .. But I'm not a nazi..how dare you!

10/6/2025, 12:05:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two dumb bros talking shit..

9/6/2025, 8:57:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view