Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
Playing Miku Miku Beam with my Riptide pickup in 30 min, warmup first #splatoon | #compsplatoon | #splatuber
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Playing Miku Miku Beam with my Riptide pickup in 30 min, warmup first #splatoon | #compsplatoon | #splatuber
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
worked great ty
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
My best guess (from my phone and not pulling the repo) is here: github.com/Leanny/splat..., but it seems to only be main weapon parameters?
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
Is there a google/excel doc or CSV of every weapon with their sub and special? I could type it all out myself but wanna avoid the tedium
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
github.com/zelikos/davi... This is how I run it, just requires distrobox to be installed
Che/Cherry (@che-da.bsky.social) reposted
Repost if you still havent packed for riptide (I LOVE PROCRASTINATING)
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I'm doing one better and having ketamine treatment done tomorrow morning. Gonna be packing on hard mode π΅βπ«
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
For what it's worth, I've enjoyed the time we've gotten to play together. I hope you can find something that fits you best, competing or otherwise. π
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
How can I compete without my promise of ARMSβ’ for the Nintendo Switch for winning??
Kimberly π (@elephant.kim) reposted
after all these years... Ass Chan is back
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[Nintendo Music] "Fire Emblem Awakening" has been added. Listen now: π share.m.nintendo.com
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The Stickerz of Riptide 2025 Stamper is almost complete. All it needs now is YOUR sticker and signature at Riptide. Shoutouts to @sodakind.bsky.social for doing the foam and painting π₯ Yes, it can spin...
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We keep teasing it, but now it's time to reveal the amazing Riptide 2025 poster by @mdoebling.bsky.social! Amazing work, we can't wait for you all to see it in person!
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
live playing crab edit (and maybe wellstring) for Riptide practice! My crabs need a lot of work π΅βπ« #splatoon | #compsplatoon | #splatuber
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I'd guess slosher/dread/RPW/tent could play around vac better? Plus now you have 2 tools to counter bubble which kinda shuts your comp down otherwise.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I feel like both frontlines are going to be moving away from the vac a lot no? I'm not sure if you use vac solo more with a tent out, but on BPN I always have trouble keeping dualies in the cone.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I've been needing to make an inkjet montage for ages but an ultrastamp montage is creeping up on me too π΅βπ«
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
My team went down? Guess yours does too π€ #splatoonclips
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
At this point I just wanna show up to tournaments/scrims and like run a hypothetical team account because I have fun with it. I can see myself being a captain again eventually, but I need a break from it for a while.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I've tried this and co-captaining w/11 ft 8 Bridge, but I've also been a captain 100% of my comp career. I really just want to be a player without the mental load of any leadership. Which is a rough spot to be in considering it's the best way to get to use my weapon pool?
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Maybe the right thing will pop up soon, but I need a break after Riptide regardless. My mental has definitely improved post-NBFuss despite horrid life events, but I kinda just jumped straight into another team after the disbandment? I need to give myself time to reset my disillusions with comp rn.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Scrolling team recruitment posts, there's so little desire for my weapon pool. Or even if there could be, every team already has an anchor? I could form my own team (again), but I'm so burned out on captaining :/
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
I miss Nonbinary Fuss and being on a team :/ I know it hasn't been that long, but I'm not cut out for pickup culture. I really value consistent practice and connections - the team aspect of the game is one of the coolest parts of comp to me.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
their perspective from the replay #splatoonclips
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
cool new reefslider desync I found. only setup is mcdonald's wifi (1/2)
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I said the word "candle" in a post a while back. Within about a second some candle company followed me.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
In a game with paint rollers, buckets, and toothbrushes, maybe playing a normal shooter is quirky instead
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
TTV LOL PRO allows you to block ads despite the odd name Also DDG pushes AI now but at least adds an immediate way to disable it from the popup?
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
l'egg (sound warning)
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
why do you use so little sub saver compared to most jr builds I've seen? /gen
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I hate fighting liter and rat weapons, which is exactly why I want to scrim that. You just hurt your growth if you refuse a scrim because of the enemy comp. Special spam and/or reeflux are going to pop up in a tournament set, and they're going to wish they had practice against it.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reposted
Let a ballpoint into your plat, quad. Try to overfill their ink vac? Believe it or not, quad. #splatoonclips
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
what does 67 mean
Ravioli π Riptide '25 π H-Town Splashdown #6 (@linksage.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
When you open the doc you can go into the options and 'Make a copy' for yourself to use! I would do so once all the previews are up and the spreadsheet is complete π― Share this with your friends who are attending Riptide and are looking to collect the cards! docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
(I enjoy ink vac btw, I have nearly 5 star ballpoint nouveau)
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
DK Bananza is a good game because it depicts an alternate universe where ink vac is strong (and you can cancel the shot) #highdivsplatoon
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tryout poster I created for @rit-splatoon.bsky.social! this was super cool to make #splatoon #art
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
are you listening and learning though? holding space for them?
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
So I compared hyperoffense to hyperdive, which isn't 1:1 because a weapon isn't forced into a role like a PokΓ©mon is with stats/ability/moves. Ogerpon-Wellspring is really strong right now and I wanted to make a dumb joke about wellstring.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Hyperoffense is a team archetype in competitive PokΓ©mon singles. Instead of swapping pokemon, most of the time you sack them (let them die). Donzodo, Alomomola, and Gliscor are commonly used on stall teams, which wear out your resources. This can be through abilities, hazards, status, etc.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Banned to ubers with the grizzco weapons unfortunately
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Choosing 3 took restraint π
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Don't play these in comp but I'm really proud of the fits I made for them
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I literally follow this account bsky.app/profile/sphe...
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
SPHEAL OMG
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I did have to look up how to spell alomomola tho
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I go through phases of watching different comp games on youtube and right now it's pokemon singles. It was MK8D for a while, and a bit of melee and FE Engage before that. background noise from a video helps me sleep and eventually you pick up on things.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
hyperdive is cool and all, but how is your matchup into stall? I feel like unaware Dondozo or regenerator Alomomola just wall your entire team. Maybe try running an Ogerpon-Wellstring? Break through their big bubbler and poison heal Gliscor at the same time. #highdivsplatoon
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Did get a cool clip ty squirrel #splatoonclips
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
I've had scrims end due to people being late, people having bedtimes, internet issues never had someone need to end a scrim because they were playing tom and jerry with a squirrel trapped in their room (not slander btw, the squirrel was disclosed ahead of time)
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
isn't playing efficient and assertively just what you want to do in general? /gen
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Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
At least Monoprice is RMAing the cable, so we'll see if the same cable model will work or not. For the time being I do have it fixed π«
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
After a ticket sitting for over 2 weeks, calling ASRock sales/being redirected to support, resubmitting a ticket via email, and another 24 hours I got proof my GPU could do 2x DP output. I swapped a cable and it worked. Why is the first displayport so picky?? Same cable, different port works.
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this is what liquipedia is btw. If you don't know pls watch. This is why we need Splatoon community on this site. It's actually so broken PLS PLS PLS. WE NEED A PROPER WIKI PLEASE
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
Finished DK Bananza, ending was great but idk why they let Cranky Kong say a slur??
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
said badge (by @booparoos.bsky.social) btw. Excited to pick it up next week!
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
I believe my riptide lanyard will now have 4 things identifying me - pin based on my splashtag - pin based on my splashtag but a circle - commissioned badge w/artwork + name - Riptide badge with my IGN on it
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I'm pretty sure it straight up hasn't been approved yet. Disappointing because last year I was able to get a then updated booster a week before Riptide.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
scrolls.tessaract.gay, pretty wip right now
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
spotted I forgot a location for twin squiddies so anything besides that lol
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
am I missing anything or got something wrong? Big knowledge gap when it comes to LANs outside of the US too. #compsplatoon
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
society's expectations of gender are fucked and I'm sorry that's hurting you. It's been cool doing the occasional pickup with you, and it was great getting to meet you at Anarchy NoVA. Idk you're a cool and ambitious dude, and I think it's cool that we have more transmasc voices like yours.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
bit late but live now!
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
Stream in ~30 min for X rank -> Inkjet Challenge! www.twitch.tv/tessaract_spl #splatoon | #comsplatoon | #splatuber
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I will say that I genuinely believe there are no good weapon guides for any blaster or shooter right now. At least for a comp player. Biggest gap. Stringers are the only class to have a knowledgeable guide for the entire class. If someone has a counterexample I'd be happy to add it.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Also (not mine): docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Literally building this out (wip): scrolls.tessaract.gay Some of the info that I haven't been able to add yet: github.com/wellstring/g... A lot of this already exists
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
lies he only likes vluna
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you may ask: why does my stream get shit from a butt for viewership answer: casuals/viewers arent on twitch, other platforms like tiktok are untapped markets that we need to sell to (part of the) solution: stream to multiple places at once!! its free!! obsproject.com/forum/resour... #compsplatoon
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I'm not super familiar with what happens with CCA but they seem to be doing a great job in general creating storylines and recognizable teams. Especially because something like UCSD Gold will always exist, even if the roster is ever changing.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
More consistent LUTI could help, but it's a ton of work for the people who seed/organize/TO/produce it. I'm trying to take a player-based approach with having an easier time for a casual viewer to follow the scene.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Getting comp players can also be challenging because the people who watch might also be competing instead. Low Ink this month was the same time/day as ITZ (at least for Sat). That's a sizable chunk of the comp audience busy and unable to watch.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I do agree getting the casual fanbase at this point is hard. But there are so many casual players that even minimal effort could pay dividends? The game probably has 1-2 more content updates with weapons/a map + raiders coming soon.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I don't think they need to be mutually exclusive. And speaking from at least doing team branding at low level, it isn't that much extra effort after you get a consistent group of 4-5 ppl playing together on a team. One person can make social media posts, you only need to make a good name/logo once.
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Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reposted reply parent
It's definitely a multifacited issue, I just see recognizable teams being a big pain point. More comp youtubes, better balanced TC/RM/CB for variety, better marketing, better official support, etc. all could help too. It's also the one issue I feel I can speak on most since I did it with NBFuss.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
It's definitely a multifacited issue, I just see recognizable teams being a big pain point. More comp youtubes, better balanced TC/RM/CB for variety, better marketing, better official support, etc. all could help too. It's also the one issue I feel I can speak on most since I did it with NBFuss.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I do agree that the audience and grassroots nature puts Splatoon in a weird spot compared to other shooters or fighting games though. Especially with the perception the series has amongst the people most likely to enjoy it (people who already play shooters/competitive games)
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
But there are also people who might casually play/follow the game who could instead stumble into watching tournaments over competing. That's the audience I want to see be engaged. And I want to see that barrier to entry lowered. I think hearing about FTWin is much easier than XYZ pickup.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I will say that we need more comp focused youtubers - I discovered that comp splatoon existed by trying to look up an S2 tier list and finding Chara's channel for example. But honestly that still hasn't translated into me personally wanting to watch tournaments for example.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I'm imagining someone scrolling twitch, seeing SuperJump, and then staying to watch because they like Freeflow and see they're mid-set. I don't think casual viewers are going to be that proactive to seek out who XYZ player is doing a pickup with?
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Comp players are a limited pool, already aware of tournaments and probably playing in the ones they care about. Sure I want them to watch too, but casual players are an untapped group wayyyyy bigger than the comp scene. You aren't getting say 500 ppl watching ITZ without casuals.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Most won't go on to compete, but they like the game and maybe want to watch people who are really good. How do we get them to watch? They aren't in the IPL discord, they're like A rank and maybe follow Dude or Jaymoji on Bluesky and Youtube. I want them to be invested in tournaments.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Not a 1:1 comparison, but I have a friend who casually watches smash ultimate. He's played it a decent bit but really only cares about watching tournaments. Knows the game but doesn't want to compete. There are tons of casual splatoon players in a similar boat that aren't being catered to.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Like ya that info is shown in-game but it isn't immediately obvious. If Moonlight is playing, I know which 4 people are there. Showing players on the side like squid junction did yesterday helps, but the team itself needs branding too imo.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Let's say you like Kyo or Chara, who are they playing with? How do you know when their team is on stream if you miss the beginning of the match listing players? It's an unnecessary barrier to entry. I think it is much easier to root for say Omega or Basil because you know Moonlight's roster
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Casual viewership turns people into comp players. Youtubers help some too, but I don't think that translates into stream viewership as much? A lot of the onus is on players of all levels to make recognizable teams. The TOs and production are doing as much as they can. #splatoon #compsplatoon
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Nonbinary Fuss got a following because I really tried to push a social media presence and we lasted ~3 years. I don't think people knew any of us individually well, but I can't tell you how many people recognized Bleach and I at Riptide last year the instant we said we were on NBFuss.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
Not a new thought but bears worth repeating - how could a casual fan follow top level with so many pickup groups? We need more Moonlights and Cherry Limeades. Branding is so important and people need groups to root for. Just a good name, logo, and active bluesky account alone go so far.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay)
oh this did end up getting fixed btw. clinic straight up forgot to attach paperwork when submitting the prior auth :/ because of how the dates worked out it didn't end up with an interruption in my normal treatment schedule at least
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I'd assume younger players, with more time to grind the game, have a better shot of getting onto a top 500 list (or feeling miffed that they should be on there for XYZ reason/result/rank)
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
Maybe baseless idea but could age be a factor here? Bluesky's demographic leans older from what I can tell. I'm not sure what the minor/adult split looks like for high/top level players, but if it leans younger more could be on X instead.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
I think this is the only blaster guide I'd add right now and it'd go under the (eventual) salmon section lol
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
For reference I even have a 2 min video on painbrush going over a single specific mechanic/tech.
Tess βͺ Riptide (@tessaract.gay) reply parent
No shooters either. All I'm really looking for is being comp focused and generally scripted. There are a lot of videos on weapons aimed at more general audiences, which is great but not a resource for a comp player. Can be a doc too, Wellstring has one and flux has one I forgot I had saved.