God. Watching @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social #ZacPolanski new leader of #Greens. @skynewsrss.bsky.social 'radical left' question shits the right-wing bed again.
Living proof of something or other. Can be a bit sweary #COYS #Saracens #Ali #Bowie #TheStreets #JoyDivision #NeilYoung #TheFall #Advertising #Creative #Strategy #Copywriting #Marketing #Tech #FinancialServices #Woke #FBPE #NorthHerts #ianharrisonmarketing
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God. Watching @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social #ZacPolanski new leader of #Greens. @skynewsrss.bsky.social 'radical left' question shits the right-wing bed again.
Last day of Summer Hols for local kids. To celebrate, one (c7 years old) has just announced to a crowded big train carriage that he 'needs a pooh'.
Done.
Has Donnie tried bleach yet? #FELON #POTUS #OrangeShitler #Sick
Court of Appeal hanging, drawing and quartering the temporary injunction judge on Asylum Seekers.
It so is. Mind you, don't accidentally brush into any of the locals. They go down, rolling about like they've been hit by a snipers bullet.
We invented Angel Delight and David Bowie. Nuff said!
All credit to #ManchesterUnited for coming within one irksome crossbar of pulling off a giant-killing act.
Oh glory be #London #Battersea
'BASED ON THIS INTERVIEW WITH MAXWELL' - a perjurer with an agenda.
James Brown live #ElectricSoul on my telebox right now! @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social #TakeMeToTheBridge
What a cunt.
Where is the glorious Natalie Rowe when we need her?
Another #Trump swivel-eyed, swill-gargler on my @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social telebox. Utter, utter, utter nutter. #CarrieSheffield
I appear to have entered a parallel universe where the @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social #TheContext has found a coherent, sane, non-Trump swill-gargling lunatic.
Looks for all the world that Metz and Rutter will be the last to know about the recently soiled nappy.
Thinks: 'I swear that bleached rat on his f**king head is still alive'
@piperformissouri.bsky.social I shock myself, but I no longer care how this baboon dies.
If there is an American NOT hanging their head in shame and embarrassment at this fucking incoherent, delusional, rambling, baboon's arse...
Things that never happened.
So, how did Agent Krasnov's debriefing with his boss go last night. Anyone know? #OrangeShitler #TACOTrump.
There'll be a MichaelGove Convention going on somewhere local to you.
The Rolling Pebbles
Presumably #JFKjr will make getting blind drunk arseholed every day compulsory.
#COYS dropped off way too early and paid the price. #PSGTOT #UefaSuperCup
What is this witchcraft Im watching? #PSGvTOT in the #EuropaSuperCup #COYS
Bollocks he does.
Whoah! Join the PTA. #FFS! Schoolgirl error! #COYS.
Ooo. Where can I get one? Can you rent or lease hire a nemesis? What do you feed them? And do they need much cleaning?
Mental. Fucking weapons-grade mental.
#DonaldTrump #POTUS #FELON #USA #Alaska #OrangeShitler will be packing light for his Friday meeting with #Putin
I mean, to my mind #GavinNewsom is/can be a right arsehole - but top trolling.
Oi #Levy you scrotum - get #Eze NOW! #COYS #THFC @tottenhamhotspur.com
Lunatics boiling MTG's piss is weapons grade #IronyRIP
Incontinent mind. Incontinent mouth. #OrangeShitler
#TrumpPutin DT: 'Vlad, you got to end this war, yugely and bigly' VP: 'Fuck off!'
Just translated 'IF' by Kipling into Jamaican Patois through chatgpt for thr shits and giggles. If yuh can fill di sixty second wid work worth di time, An’ give every minute di best yuh can do— Yours is di Earth an’ all weh inna it, An’—more dan dat—yuh a real man, mi yute! See?!
What a brilliant idea. Can only wonder why no one thought of it before.
Quality...
AI search tells me it's National Sea Serpent Day somewhere or other. What AI doesn't tell me is that it's also National Release thd Epstein files day - every day. AI sucks.
Hahahahahahahaha. Oh my f**kin' God...prahahahahahahah. Whahahahahahahahah.
'Donald! Donnie!! DON!!!. I said first door on the left. Don't you dare take a shit up there!!!!'
Fiddler On The Roof.
In this case painting + panelling + lighting. Her expectations are high!
The glorious Mrs @thatblighterian.bsky.social had just delivered the dreaded 'if you really loved me' bomb. Looks like I'll be decorating the kitchen this weekend.
The most wilfully stupid nation by a country f**king mile. Closely followed by the #UK - the most gullibly stupid nation on the planet #Brexit #BorisTheLiar
Headbanging bastards.
Bollocks. EngvInd 5th test
Heard him called a 'flat track bully'. Had nothing when the tricky stuff came.
@rosie.com I too grew up in NYC and agree with every word you just said.
Quite possibly the most pretentious thing I've said in my entire life, but I just don't get on with Renior.
Mine was entirely the opposite based on absolutely no technical knowledge whatsoever. #TrickyBusiness
What a miserable, error-strewn, horror performance from #TheLions. #AusLions
Nic White going out on a shithousing masterclass #LittleCunt #TheLions #AusvLions #RFU #SkySports
This...
Son leaves our club, but not our hearts. A wonderful human and captain. He stayed when he could've left and leaves with a memory that will stand the test of time. He'll never be forgotten. His name will ring out. Goodbye Captain.
November 2005
There's a guy in a neighbouring town who busks with a Jews Harp. Limited Reportoire and as irritating as f**k, but all strength to his brass neck and middle finger.
x-height typo terrorism I say.
Axe-Weilding. 30yrs to life Gun-Toting. 30yrs to life Flan-Throwing. 10 concurrent life sentences for clowning.
Presumably, Eric hasn't twigged yet that this is the spot he'll be buried.
Things you love to see.
Hugh Grant would never have put up with this tangerine cunt.
Bar his incontinent arse-soul.
Why, in the name of Satan's left plum, is a two state solution 'conditional' on #Netanyahu #Zionists not being murderous pricks @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @alistrathern.bsky.social #Israel #IDF
I mean, for the shits and giggles, why not replace the #OrangeShitler voice with bagpipes always.
Nah. When you have Pterodactyls flying over them like we do in North Herts....
⚡️⚡️⚡️
And, that John Singer Sargent deffo knew how a daub a Dame. #LadyNancyAster (bit of a nazi), but... #KenwoodHouse #London #Heiress #EnglishHeritage
Seen quite a few Rembrandt selfies - but this one at Kenwood House in #London is my favourite by some stretch. #EnglishHertitage
Well. Who'd have thought that twerking to the zionists and Netanyahu would end up being a bad look?! @teamlabouruk.bsky.social
Hulk Hogan
#RIPthePrinceOfDarkness
How, the actual fuck, have we made it as a species?
Oh!
So, what's the hell were Giraffes called before humans came along?
Looking forward to Diane Abbott standing up in The Commons and telling #ToryLite #Starmer and Co. to 'fuck right off'. @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @alistrathern.bsky.social
You missed 'with the rough end of a pineapple'.
🤣🤣
Almost impossible to comprehend how lamentable @teamlabouruk.bsky.social is at doing politics.
3.7 Septics say they've been abducted by aliens.
Get over your f**king self. Falafel is just poncey overhyped stuffing.
Was once told by an old 'bottom of a glass' philosopher* that to properly 'love something, you have to hate it in equal quantity'. Hope this helps. #COYS *Grandad.
Shubman Gill can go fuck himself. Hypocrite. #EngInd #ECB #TestSeries
#FFF #FuckFelonFriday.
Falling out of a hotel window near you vibes.
Whatever you do, get the CityMapper app.
So, presumably #Epstein was in pokey for his own protection!?
Ahhhhh, MAGA Jesus freckles.
#London #7/7. I was 250m from the Tavistock Square bus bomb - can still hear the noise (without knowing what it was at the time) and the resultant confusion. Tragedy brought the best out of the greatest City on earth. #RIP
Frankly, if #ElonMusk is launching anything, it'll blow up on the pad. Man is a fucking idiot. #Narcissist #lonekums #Swastika #fashwagon
Convinced my life really got back on track the day I bought a second DeWalt cordless drill.
She's sterilised my drinking bottle! I had a medical experiment going on!!
#NeilYoung on my fucking telebox. #Glastonbury2025 #RockingInTheFreeWorld
