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Tom

@thbransfield.bsky.social

He/Him Hey asshole, to my wife.

created November 10, 2024

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Profile picture Slam Cunningham ☭ (@slamcunningham.bsky.social) reposted

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31/8/2025, 4:20:08 PM | 6022 974 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Worked 9 years in a bookstore. Those were good days to sell books (including yours). Do not miss being asked where the non-fiction section was.

31/8/2025, 12:29:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope for a Republican Party civil war. Vance believes he's heir apparent, Jr. thinks it should be him, and traditional GOP wants control again. But I'm probably too hopeful.

31/8/2025, 12:03:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

The kilt

30/8/2025, 10:58:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor ❤️ #FlorenceAndTheMachine ❤️ #EverybodyScream #musicmatters (@conormcl2025.bsky.social) reposted

#RobinWilliams #filmsky #moviesky 💔🔄

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29/8/2025, 9:54:20 PM | 2189 433 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social)

I mean, we all knew right?

28/8/2025, 9:12:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

My minor has the blacklung!

28/8/2025, 9:07:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

I, for one, look forward to the 2nd once-in-a-century pandemic in my lifetime!

28/8/2025, 9:04:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

"Once we destroy Medicare and Medicade we'll have one hell of a lot less people on them!!"

28/8/2025, 8:55:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

But he does know the dangers of midichlorians.

28/8/2025, 8:51:38 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullshit

28/8/2025, 12:17:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

To hell with Michelin Stars, how many shitty looks would Hannity get at any given restaurant?

27/8/2025, 10:03:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Sacrifice in a noble cause.

27/8/2025, 6:49:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social)

The First Amendment can be curtailed to keep kids from seeing/reading things that are deemed inappropriate. The Second Amendment cannot be curtailed no matter how many kids are shot and killed.

27/8/2025, 5:25:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Truth.

27/8/2025, 3:59:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave (@carlsbaddave.bsky.social) reposted

Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! EPSTEIN!! EPSTEIN!!

26/8/2025, 12:18:45 PM | 85 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 2028 Blue Wave 🌊🌊💙 🇺🇸 (@2028-bluewave.bsky.social) reposted

The media has given up on the Epstein files and the FACT that our president raped children for fun very regularly. We will not forget. Bring it up every chance you get! EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN

27/8/2025, 12:19:16 AM | 967 450 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Lovely view, despite your face being out of frame.

27/8/2025, 12:09:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Little?

26/8/2025, 11:07:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes.

26/8/2025, 10:58:13 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry you are being harassed off an account. That is massively shitty.

26/8/2025, 10:57:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Your point is correct, but it's nice to see dem electeds doing...anything.

26/8/2025, 10:55:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Those were the days...

26/8/2025, 10:47:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

How many times has he been reelected?

26/8/2025, 10:41:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

He hasn't been a fox news talking head yet.

26/8/2025, 10:40:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Stieb (@joestieb.bsky.social) reposted

A 🔥 quote from the New York Daily Tribune in the 1840s about liberal nationalism: “American nationality…is a thing of ideas solely, and not a thing of races. It is neither English, nor Irish, nor Dutch, nor French…our nationality is our self-government, our system of popular liberty and equal law/

26/8/2025, 10:10:06 PM | 88 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@qasimrashid.com) reposted

A MAGA candidate for Congress is going viral on social media this week because of her provocative act of taking a flame thrower to the Qur’an and calling to ban Islam in America. Here is response, point by point, piece by piece. Hope you read & share: www.qasimrashid.com/p/a-maga-can...

26/8/2025, 9:21:54 PM | 214 75 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

WHO'S YELLING?

26/8/2025, 9:20:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

I despise hot shelving.

26/8/2025, 9:09:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

...against other Americans. Who aren't Real Americans ™️

26/8/2025, 8:59:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Snow (@thehistoryguy.bsky.social) reposted

It is a curious coincidence that today in 1914 a young officer, Bernard Montgomery, aka ‘Monty', first saw action near St Python in northern France

26/8/2025, 8:11:33 PM | 181 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Need an amendment that says presidents are NOT immune from criminal charges.

26/8/2025, 4:39:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Shadow docket ruling will allow her termination until SCOTUS can hear the case 4 years from now. Taking bets.

26/8/2025, 1:01:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

What did they mean by the word 'cause'? We shall have to address the Origionalist Ouji Board!

26/8/2025, 12:53:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Oligarchs purchased the newspapers.

26/8/2025, 12:50:43 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Shitler can still surprise me with his verbal diarrhea.

26/8/2025, 12:24:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

I untie with fellow dummies!!

26/8/2025, 12:22:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Those were the days.

26/8/2025, 12:10:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably didn't even focus group the messages first.

26/8/2025, 12:09:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome

26/8/2025, 12:00:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Rabinowitz (@jesserbnwtz.bsky.social) reposted

For folks not in DC: - There are full-on police checkpoints most nights - Gangs of 30+ federal agents roam DC - National Guard folks w/ guns patrolling a Harris Teeter - Every day, multiple friends see ICE kidnapping ppl - Daycares are scared to have kids go on walks due to ICE

26/8/2025, 12:26:19 AM | 6472 3186 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bilbo Yaga (@bilboyaga.bsky.social) reposted

Ask yourself: Whose rights must I sacrifice for my current idea of progress? Of justice? Ask yourself: Why? Who taught me this? What systems? Ask yourself: Where have I confused mere discomfort with actual danger? Ask yourself: How will I begin to grow in ways that liberate myself and others?

24/8/2025, 3:33:27 PM | 98 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social)

Upcoming family gathering. Politics have been banned as a topic. But is pointing out that DC is under military occupation politics?

25/8/2025, 6:55:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Those are pretty die.

25/8/2025, 6:08:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure Fillion would be down.

25/8/2025, 6:06:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MSNBC (@msnbc.com) reposted

BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia was taken into ICE custody at immigration appointment. Abrego, who was just released from federal custody on Friday, now faces deportation to Uganda.

25/8/2025, 2:20:34 PM | 317 105 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

URGENT: If you have ANY information about Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s whereabouts and/or the process to send him to Uganda, PLEASE message me on Signal: marisakabas.04 Your anonymity will be fully protected. I know it’s scary to speak out, but this is a man’s life.

25/8/2025, 2:10:27 PM | 1605 666 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald has made the same complaint many, many times.

25/8/2025, 12:42:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm assuming that all GMO crops are about to have a catastrophic failure for a modern day dustbowl.

25/8/2025, 12:10:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Beat me to it.

23/8/2025, 6:30:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

This seal is an award...from Army.

23/8/2025, 5:52:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Really? Cuz ICE is going to ensure we sweep the whole thing.

23/8/2025, 3:39:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 12:14:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

An incompetent rich failson, who dropped out of college and never had any interest in foreign affairs, was allowed to take a wrecking ball to USIP with predictable results.

22/8/2025, 2:15:46 PM | 392 119 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember it's 3 points on the vig.

22/8/2025, 11:56:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

It is the turd unpolishable that a bunch of dumb-fucks keep trying to polish.

22/8/2025, 11:31:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Our mortality, which is around Vibrant be they skin Thy hotness shine, On Earth as it is online. Give us this day, our daily selfie And pray for our blemishes As we pray for those who have blemishes. Lead us not into surgery And forgive the patients As we forgive those who get botox.

22/8/2025, 11:27:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Peado-in-chief

22/8/2025, 10:50:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't imagine me ever looking that good, much less looking that spectacular in the future. You, on the other hand, have a shot.

22/8/2025, 10:39:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social)

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THEY'VE STARTED NATIONALIZING!!!

22/8/2025, 9:14:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

You get a VPN! And you get a VPN! AND YOU GET A VPN!!

22/8/2025, 9:13:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Stupid ass motherfuckers.

22/8/2025, 8:51:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

When you want your child to know they failed right from the get-go.

22/8/2025, 7:21:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

They'd agree to hear the case in February.

22/8/2025, 7:00:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bailey McCann (@baileymcc.bsky.social) reposted

I see they’re gonna full court press “neutrality” you know the type - -There are only two genders: male and political -There are only two races: white and political -There are only two types of orientation: cishet and political -There are only two types of employees: white male and political

22/8/2025, 2:09:27 PM | 122 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Till it goes to SCOTUS and they decide the bar for animus needs to be MUCH higher.

22/8/2025, 4:14:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

A Republican crashing the economy? Say it ain't so!

22/8/2025, 2:10:31 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the correct take.

22/8/2025, 1:57:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Soren Bowie (@sorenbowie.bsky.social) reposted

What democrats need most right now is to find their own version of a Gavin Newsom.

22/8/2025, 4:02:24 AM | 330 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Councilmember Alexis Mercedes Rinck (@councilmember-amr.bsky.social) reposted

I am demanding the immediate release of Muhammad Zahid Chaudhry, a decorated and disabled veteran, detained during a citizenship interview today. My office has been in contact with the family and are working with Rep. Smith, Sen. Cantwell, and Sen. Murray’s offices to bring Mr. Chaudhry home.

21/8/2025, 9:37:02 PM | 139 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

DC: If you see anything related to Trump’s ride along this evening, send to marisakabas.04 on Signal.

21/8/2025, 9:12:41 PM | 1093 335 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

When African Americans applied to segregated southern universities, white officials would routinely dig into their personal lives to find any semblance of dirt that they could play up to pretend they were criminals and therefore unfit to attend the school.

21/8/2025, 2:57:58 PM | 730 249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Resistor Sister (@sistergf.bsky.social) reposted

The National Guard will be armed next week. The president and Miller really want them to shoot civilians. Be safe.

21/8/2025, 2:07:06 AM | 702 237 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

The 1000 children of Sub-Niggurath are all on welfare.

21/8/2025, 11:51:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Should paint it white so it'll be too bright to look at. Can't climb what you can't see.

20/8/2025, 11:40:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gravy Crockett (@bostonjerry.bsky.social) reposted

The capital city of the United States is under military occupation on orders from a dictatorial madman right now. That's an accurate statement.

20/8/2025, 8:40:08 PM | 67 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking crazy

19/8/2025, 11:08:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social)

I hate myself so fucking much. There's never been a time when I've been ok being me. Why the fuck haven't I just called it a fucking day yet?

19/8/2025, 11:06:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Very nice.

19/8/2025, 11:03:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome

19/8/2025, 10:08:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

👆👆👆👆👆👆

19/8/2025, 10:06:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Stopping his accusations of cheating?

19/8/2025, 10:05:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the worst day since yesterday.

19/8/2025, 9:51:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Rothman enjoys a good sandwich (@adamrothman.bsky.social) reposted

In all seriousness, the Smithsonian is terrific and the good people who make it the world's best ensemble of museums don't deserve the abuse hurled at them by this fool of a president.

19/8/2025, 8:30:19 PM | 1249 256 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Jewish doctors should start hiding now.

19/8/2025, 9:33:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Does every republican elected just sit around and brainstorm on how to kiss Donald's ass more?

19/8/2025, 9:01:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

19/8/2025, 5:04:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social)

Before Trump, the last time the Capitol was invaded was the War of 1812. Before Trump, the last time DC was under military occupation was the War of 1812.

19/8/2025, 4:52:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social)

Today is a good day to release the Epstein Files.

19/8/2025, 3:43:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup

19/8/2025, 12:56:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

That is amazing work.

18/8/2025, 10:12:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

This is, literally, why we can't have nice things.

18/8/2025, 9:58:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

First 2 movies: What if corporations in the future are exactly like they are today?

18/8/2025, 9:51:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Needs a big-ass Subway order.

18/8/2025, 9:48:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

He'll always be willing to help out a fellow-traveler.

18/8/2025, 6:02:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denise Wheeler (@denisedwheeler.bsky.social) reposted

🧵People are being disappeared for being unhoused in DC. Seventy-five homeless encampments were destroyed. All the unhoused people who had been living there were detained, arrested, and carted away. Just vanished. And quickly. But that's not the worst of it.

17/8/2025, 6:32:08 PM | 376 194 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, he needs the troops to invade Baltimore.

18/8/2025, 1:42:25 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Greeted as liberators!

18/8/2025, 12:48:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom (@thbransfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Watch "The Limey"

17/8/2025, 10:48:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Caffeine 🇺🇦 (@caffeine.fellas.army) reposted

The President of the United States of America raped a 13 year-old girl and then threatened her until she dropped her lawsuit against him.

17/8/2025, 4:43:41 PM | 1346 539 | View on Bluesky | view