Today's a good day to learn Colbert found a new job. Hope it's a good one for everybody! #HappyLaborDay
Brit๐ฌ๐ง & Twitter refugee. Made up of elements of the past & future, combining to make something not quite as good as either. โThoughts and Tariffsโ to MAGA who FAโd and are now FO. Iโm NOT obeying. ๐ #BlueWave2026 #VoteBlue #Resist ๐ซถ๐ฝ
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Today's a good day to learn Colbert found a new job. Hope it's a good one for everybody! #HappyLaborDay
This is never going away, is it?
โILLEGALSโ MY ASS! Green card holder Rami Othmane speaks out after being snatched off the street by ICE while driving to the grocery store. Heโs a documented immigrant and the husband of Dr Wafaa Alrashid, chief of staff at a local hospital. He was locked in detention for 13 days.
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Weโve been lied to our whole lives. The maps we grew up with shrink Africa down, making it look so much smaller than it really is. The truth: Africa is massive. You can fit the United States, China, India, Japan, and most of Europe inside itโand still have room left over.
This is ๐ฏ๐ฏ Itโs mind boggling.
The past 12 hours gave all of us a sense of just how huge the nationwide celebration will be when he finally does kick the bucket. ๐๐ฅณ๐
Iโm taking the day off when he goes ๐ชฆ - Iโve got a lot of celebrating to do โฆ ๐๐
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Only the best experts for 47.
Indeed, I think I did! ๐คฃ There will be grown men, women and children coming up to him in his lead coffin (We donโt want him getting out)โฆ with tears on their eyes and saying to him.. โYou mangy cur, weโre glad youโre gone!โ ๐คฃ๐๐ฝ
I will delete this, but can somebody tell me why everybody thinks he croaked? Is it just the many days off and the weird playlist on the lawn earlier today, plus the references to heaven and the hand bruising that we already knew about? Or is there something else?
Heโs croaked? ๐ค Stop threatening me with a good time! ๐คฃ
Morning Bluesky. Tesla had its seventh straight monthly decline in European sales in July, dropping 40% to 8,837. Chinese rival BYD surged past Tesla with 225% sales increase, to 13,503.
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says โCan I help you find something?โ โIโm looking for the obituaries.โ โThe obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.โ โNot the one Iโm looking for.โ
Here's some good news: Catelin Drey won a special election this week to flip a seat blue in the Iowa Senate and break Republicans' supermajority.
Between RFK decimating the CDC, normalizing Ashli Babbitt & the umpteenth school shooting... I'm losing the will to post. #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
Oh dearโฆ ๐ This is what happens when you let your inner-Nazi out, Muskโฆ ground.news/article/tesl...
Cโmon brain worm, your time to shine!
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Too much? Not at allโฆ
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My current favorite bit of right-wing Christian hypocrisy is Ken Paxton, a man whose wife is divorcing him for adultery, forcing Texas schools to unconstitutionally post "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery." www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
Kamala Harris nailed it. We warned everyone the stakes were too high to hand the guy built for Project 2025 another shot โ but noooo. Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
Iโm not into hats with slogans, but Iโd proudly rock a โKamala was right about everythingโ hat right now and forevermore ๐งข
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Tim Walz: "I always get in trouble for it and I'll continue to say it, I don't think we do any favors when we don't name it -- these are fascist policies."
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This is what autocrats say and do. Some threats he intends to carry out, others are just meant to intimidate to produce a change in behavior caused by fear. Every day we move closer to autocracy. Who will be fearless & fight, who will ignore it and hide, & who will bend the knee?
THIS is the way ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
Truth Art! #arresttrump #art
Whatโs the term for this again? Ah, yes. โSnowflakes.โ
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Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."
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No lies told here.
Dems should swap out Hakeem Jeffries with Jasmine Crockett. They need that kind of fire.
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Not listening to Black women is going to be the reason America collapses. That is all.
Luigi only killed one person responsible for "murdering" Millions of innocent sick people. Trump murdered over 1 million people using irresponsible covid policies. Ladies and Gentlemen... This is what is called American Justice!
All Folks Had To Do Was Vote For The Super Qualified Black Ladyโฆ With A Degree In Economics
๐ฏ๐ฏ โฆbut clearly some of the USA populace are not ready for ANY woman to lead them - let alone a black one - and itโs absolutely screwed up the World ๐บ๏ธ, and soon themselves.
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www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6VCoDQx/ MY MAYOR! And fuck EVERY Dem who said โBlue no matter whoโ when it was Hillary, Joe or Kamala, but not for Mamdani. Thatโs a good way to blow up your base.
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Florida And Las Vegas Officials FINALLY Admit Canada's Huge Role in Tourism #elbowsup #boycottusa #FuckTacoTrump #canadastrong #CanadaSky #never51state #canadaunited #political Repost so we get this message out there! Elbows up! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rjq...
Humanity A system that rips fathers from their families in immigration court is not justice; itโs cruelty. People can only take so much before heartbreak turns into resistance.
Whoa.
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Gavin Newsom responds to Fox's OBSESSION with him
Iโm waiting for the Gavin NFTs and watches. Canโt afford to buy everything. bsky.app/profile/butt...
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Proof that Newsom is getting under their skin. These people lack all self-awareness.
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Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor? All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!* *victim's names redacted, of course
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We should mock this miserable, doddering, old man. And we should have our eyes wide open that he is openly telling us he will undermine our free and fair elections by attacking mail-in voting and advancing gerrymandering in red states. He's a fascist. Take this literally and seriously.
Donald doesn't care about the lives of Ukrainians or their kidnapped children. It is clear that he only cares about being seen as an incompetent negotiator in Alaska. Good. Because he *was* an incompetent negotiator in Alaska (and everywhere else). I'm glad this is bothering him so much.
Keep it up, Gavin! Youโre under that orange skin of his.
With Gavin and South Park pounding Chump and his administration from all sides, letโs hope he implodes soon! ๐๐๐ฝ
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Reminder that in 2024, after the so called US election, Putin's presidential aide Nikolay Patrushev stated: โTo achieve success in the election, Donald Trump relied on certain forces to which he has corresponding obligations. As a responsible person, he will be obliged to fulfill them."
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VON DER LEYEN: Every single child has to go back to its family. This should be one of our main priorities in these negotiations. TRUMP: I was just thinking we're here for a different reason but we just a couple weeks ago made the largest trade deal in history. Congratulations.
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Chumpโs very touchy-feelyโฆ Donโt touch his threadsโฆ Get off! Ughhhhh!! ๐คข
Look at how vulgar the Oval Office has become since Zelensky's last visit. Zelensky must feel as if he's in Viktor Yanukovych's tacky mansion.
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This should happen to all the Fascists. Let them eat their hate.
International embarrassment.
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๐ Good Morning Conor+Crew ๐ฅฐ Happy Fantastic Friday ๐๐คฉ๐๐
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Superb!! ๐ซถ๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
> @governor.ca.gov
Well done, Alaska.
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Jessica: What he is doing with redistricting this cycle, going after universities and law firms, firing people who give him information he doesn't want like the head of the BLSโฆ Gutfeld: What your alternative? Jessica: To have a democratic president.
Newsom: "He's a failed president. Who else sends ICE at the same time we're having a conversation like this? Someone who's weak. Someone who's broken. Someone whose weakness is masquerading as strength."
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Whoever made this meme Bravo Gavin Newsom to Trump "You have poked the Bear, and we will punch back" If you can donate to Election Rigging Response Act from secureblue.com
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Yes. Yes, you are.
Reporter: Whatโs going on with those posts on X that are clearly trolling the president? Newsom: I hope itโs a wake up call for the president. Iโm just following his example. If you have issues with what Iโm putting out, you sure as hell should have concerns with what heโs putting out
A late night message from Gavin Newsom
