The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
Wow! 😮❤️
Solo hiker, kayaker & aspiring mountain man. 🤣 Just laugh @ my dadjokes. So carefree I think I have Nihilism and Ataraxia. On AllTrails & FarOut under the same name. https://share.garmin.com/TheBeardedPug https://www.youtube.com/@TheBeardedPug
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Wow! 😮❤️
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya know, all bs and funniness aside, how the heck does one even get an otter to pose the way he poses? 🤣🤣🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish we could. 😔 I'm sure you already know but for others, it's illegal to feed and touch them, they're protected. But you can swim right next to em in springs, and that is just magical!
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice cans. 🤣 Yup! I'm like 75 to 100 miles from gainsville.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
On my kayak paddle with a friend we saw manatees, AND A BABY!!! This was on Goodbys creek in Jacksonville, FL, not the nicest waterway, but plenty of plants they like! (Unedited footage notice, I was testing my new action camera) 🤣🤣🤣 youtube.com/shorts/cyEkS... youtube.com/shorts/cyEkS...
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Get this A.I. Slop outa here man.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh man, that's awesome! We might occasionally see what we Floridians refer to as swamp puppies, but they're always lazy and hardly ever moving. 😁
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
"Where's my kibble dude!?" ~Deer, probably. 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
Much love and respect to all of them. That is one hike I'd be terrified to take. And I hike solo!!!
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
We have our own disaster of a president to "fix". Let India deal with it's own problems until we can reign in our own corrupt government.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, thank god it wasn't Everclear. 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Psh! Hike a flat 10 miles in FLORIDA heat. 🤣🤣🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
If someone's desperate, no amount of heat will keep them from climbing.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Great huntin dogs, English pointers. 😁 and affectionate! 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't wait for it to happen again soon!
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
@bsky.app should start offering VPN services to that state. 🤣 That'll piss off the legislators... they can't do sh*t if a compqny freely gives something away. Look at it this way, he'll be dead eventually and these stupid illegal laws will be rescinded so vpn wont be needed then. 😁
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg, I gotta get a few. 😁❤️
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
...and all at the same time. 🤣🤣🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Right?! God, how rude. 🤣 Tatum always deserves treat and pets. 😁❤️
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
Sooooo I did an early hike, came home, loaded my kayaks and went paddling down Goodbys creek with a friend. We saw manatees, and a baby! ❤️ I'm the epitomy of this image. Lol
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
And, perfect example. Love when ppl block me. 🤣 if you know you didnt like me, and blocked me first, saves me the time of searching though someones feed to make sure they're not a psycho. 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
Damn, they found me! 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wow. Ok. Lol. Have to pin that on my map. 👍
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed. And when that doesn't work, a little tough love is in order. 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
GOD BLESS TRAIL ANGELS! ❤️❤️❤️
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so glad our service members are able to put the skills they learned on the obsticle courses in the real world. 🙄
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Ranger Sarah needs to ride Bork ranger into the woods. 😁 Bork Ranger would prolly sue tho for pain and suffering. 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the total "trail" ascent?
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do red pandas always look like they're about to mortal kombat something into oblivion. 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
My ankles hurt just looking at all those rocks. 🤣 Beautiful though!
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
Llamas playing dress up is just what I needed today. 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody friggin reads anymore. 🤣 It's "advertising for clicks", ppl just HOPE that other ppl will click their links to get either ad revenue for themselves or hack the recipient. I'm so done with technology, AND I'M IN I.T. 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣 Pugs = similar mass to cats, hence, pugs are cats in a soft smooshy dog body. 😁
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
I block anyone that DM's me with anything non-relevent to their or my hobbies. 🤣 An "open platform" wasn't really the best idea, BlueSky... 🙄
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
Attention Nature Lovers! Someone please help me identify this sound. I wanna say they're frogs, but that's way too deep to be a frog. Any ideas?
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
I waaaaaaaant! Lol
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
Oliver Anthony rocks! I was never a fan of his type of music till I heard him. He's got some great backwoods songs on acustic. #music #funny #animals #dogs Cute dog video, check it out! youtube.com/shorts/PoCna...
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly, this isn't far from reality... A.I. girlfriends are a thing now. 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
WHOA! I'm preppin for my camping trip and I decided to collect some USGS (and other) GIS data, compiled it in ArcPro and exported to my Garmin GPS. That's a lot of damned waterfalls to check out! 🤣 #hiking #hike #camp #backpacking #trail #kayak #fishing #nature #georgia #tennessee
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey there Creola! I hope ur hooman gave you a treat for your day! 😁❤️❤️❤️
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
This needs a downvote. 🤣 We can't cancel the ultimate lazy employee! He's got a record to keep!
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣 Or Steve, gettin the f*ck away from work! Lol
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm concerned...
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, sorry, forgot your in Canada. Thats Georgia and Tennessee. And kind of, Hiking trails. 😁
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
You and me both. I'll be in GA & TN in two weeks. Trying to build up endurance to get back on the A.T. after my surgery.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
...something, something, acusations & admissions of guilt. Yada yada.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Ew, that's one moldy PITA then. 🤣
Soxic (@soxic.bsky.social) reposted
What in the meth pipe smoking raccoon is going on here??
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
😭 Sthaaaaap! bsky.app/profile/theb...
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
This is great to hear. I think this is the 3rd or 4th state to do this based off TX actions. However, this could either backfire in misery, and the right picks up even more seats or we make the US more blue. I'm hoping for the latter. 1 thing Trump IS doing is showing faults we need to fix.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell no, you just need a wizard staff Winston! 😁❤️
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Nooooo, stop sharing these! 😭 bsky.app/profile/theb...
Twonks (@twonks.bsky.social) reposted
Mike being an excellent father
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg, not you too! 😲 bsky.app/profile/theb...
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Awwwww maaaan, I was hoping to see em rip the bag open. Looks like the horse was trying to help them. 😁
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Damnit Steve, call your auntie this time, I'm broke! 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
This is getting really annoying. 1 after the other... it's quite obvious these are bots collecting upvotes. There's always a similarity in the pfp of the shared content, in this case, the pink. I need to find a way to add a "phrase" to one of my automated block lists.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
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The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
🤣🤣🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
I noticed that when I googled. But when I check my block list theres an option for share... I've never clicked that.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
What the f*ck? I thought no one can see our "lists". Imma have to check my settings.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Awwww ❤️❤️❤️ She looks so dog-tired. 😁
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
I think maybe they're pissed at the U.S. 🤣 Who can blame em. Lol
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, it's almost become pointless to repost tiktoks, a lot of them seem to be forcing people to register just to watch em.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
WHY IS IT ALWAYS "STOP THE STEAL" AND NEVER "CHARGE AND CONVICT THOSE THAT ARE BREAKING THE LAW. Ya'll impeached the orange felon twice and waited till it was too late to convict him like a normal person. Action speak louder than words sir.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
No, no, no, he's freaked out, he left his wallet in your car!
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Boy, that aged like fine wine. 🙄🙄
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
❤️ ❤️ ❤️
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
Welp, thanks, the criminals now have a new tactic... dress up like ICE and knock on doors. 😒
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
I have an "InstaHo" block group just for these kinds of morons. 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg, I look everywhere but straight up when I'm on trails. Gonna have to do that from now on. 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣 Where can I get one? Lol
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
I personally couldn't give two shits, Cracker Barrel has the second worst breakfast food in the U.S. IMO, Morning Watch has the top spot. Leave the CB drama to them, none of us go there. 🤣🤣🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, just fkn say it LITTLE DICK! 🤣 *needle dick, needle dick. 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
Oh my god, this is amazing news!
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
I'm down as well! 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
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The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
At a hot dog eating championship maybe... lol
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a fan of Professional sports, but if every game has a positive message, I might watch this season. Lol
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Two COMPLETELY conflicting photos, I'll believe yours b4 the one poster posted.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Awwwwwww ICE has Daycares and Playgrounds! See, they're good people. 🙄🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣 Dunno bout him, bit when that happens to me, I grab a locked card in my wallet and make an excuse not to pay. 🤣 Then take my ass to the CORRECT place. Lol
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya know, I once thought I was in America. It happens to the best of us. 🤜🤛 If you can help me find the United States again, I'd be extremely grateful!
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
BWAAAAAHAHAA... Buuuuuurn. 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
YUP! Ya'll dangerous, that's why I stay single. 🤣🤣🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
The big issue here is that they DO comprehend, they just don't remember what is like when they were younger, and they damned sure don't know what "everyday citizens" deal with. I'm in the same boat with my kids, all their struggles is bringing up the memories of my struggles.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
It's funny, living in a big city, you tend to have a "where's all the plants" mentality. But leave your comfort zone and there is beauty all around, and TONS of trees. 🤣 Go have an adventure!
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
This violates our laws. This is basically a bribe. Intel: Mr. Tiny P.P., we cant have tarrifs! Tiny P.P.: What can you give me? Intel: 10% stock in Intel? Tiny P.P.: Great, no tarrifs for you! 🙄🙄🙄
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
I drew a duck with GPS on the Julington/Durbin Preserve today. 🤣 *He needs wittle legs tho. (Also fell off a broken seat at a rest point and whacked myself in the head) 🙄 Only managed to get 2 pics, it started raining. Needless to say, I need a lot more endurance training b4 I get back on the A.T.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
You're allowed to take them out of the park? I live by the "take memores, leave footprints" motto. But, if I'm allowed a souvinere. 🤣
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
They must love their otters there.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
I talked to a MAGA I know, he "said" he just wears it to piss off the soft liberals. 🙄 But I'm sure others are determined to see it through.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
Sweeeet... New wilderness toys for #hiking, #camping, #overlanding, #kayaking and much more! 😁 Can't wait to test em out. This is the Garmin GPSMAP 67i & looks like you can get point tracking down to the second! 😲 The Insta360 x3 is just kuz I've been wantin a 360 cam. Lol
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Lucky guy. 🤣 I'd be down, but my kids need me close by. Lol
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
It feels like the current Texas majority lawmakers haven't graduated past age three. "Permission slips"... 🤣🤣 and making police watch the lawmakers 24/7 when they leave the chamber?? That never ends well, from experience. Glad they tore em up. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds familiar.
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social)
🤣 "Yes, I'd like to buy an ass please"
The Bearded Pug (@thebeardedpug.bsky.social) reply parent
The far left terrifies me just as much as the far right, so, bye bye and welcome to my block list.