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TheBirdman

@thebirdman.bsky.social

C-jazz fan, paragon of mediocrity. Posting in support of the greater registered community and reform of SO registration laws. Opinions my own.

created August 19, 2023

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Rufo and Weiss are definitely for sale.

2/9/2025, 1:20:51 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good vibes your way, little chef. ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜Š

1/9/2025, 11:43:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know this is a weird time to like this post but we've been watching back episodes of theirs to get up to speed (only found them relatively recently) and I wanted to see if they're on BSKY... Your post is the ONLY thing that pops up when searching "Belgrave Villa"! ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ (Also subscribed & enjoying.)

1/9/2025, 10:54:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Year's subscription to _____ (media, food, wine...) Donation to meaningful institution in their name (pet rescue, shelter, etc.) edible.com ...and I will second the suggestions for framed baby pictures.

1/9/2025, 10:50:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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cool story bro now do skee-ball /s ๐Ÿ˜‰

1/9/2025, 10:42:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sept. is a tough month for me, 1 reason is the QT. Also: - Arrested on the 15th in '94, did 3 yrs; now receive annual mailing I have to fill out & return under threat of arrest - Started/ended probation on the 16th ('13-'16) - Met my unrequited love in the mid-aughts, to wit: tinyurl.com/4wmjz3rf

1/9/2025, 1:45:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, I'm no good at pedicures. ๐Ÿ˜

1/9/2025, 4:00:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#LaborDayweekend

1/9/2025, 12:24:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:00:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wanna squeeze ๐Ÿ˜ just a lil' pinch ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ okay maybe a tiny nibble ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ JUST SO YOU KNOW THERE IS โœจ APPRECIATION โœจ

31/8/2025, 10:05:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today's need to do Many Things turned into the intention to do Some Things & has now become a day where nearly No Things were done. In part as a result, No Things will also be done tomorrow because they were contingent upon Some Things being accomplished today. And that's my weekend in a nutshell.

31/8/2025, 7:32:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If It's Not Rocky Mountain Oysters It's Not Real Food by RFK Jr., tomorrow in the NYT

31/8/2025, 7:26:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd like to OWN a Tacoma next, so I was saying I should hope there's one for sale at a Subaru dealership when the time comes to trade in my CrossTrek. ๐Ÿ˜

31/8/2025, 6:55:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's the bit, basically. ๐Ÿซค I traded a Honda at a Honda dealership, so I got more for the [POS]. I wouldn't have received nearly as much at a Subaru dealer, for example. (The CT was a used car on the Honda dealership's lot.)

31/8/2025, 6:54:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Learned a neat deal when I traded in a beat-up Civic at a Honda dealership for a CrossTrek they had on the lot & got more than the Civic was worth tbf. Note for future purchases - look for my used Tacoma at a Subaru dealership when the time comes! ๐Ÿ˜„

31/8/2025, 4:50:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Funny you should mention the warranties ~~ Bought my '17 CT in the depths of '20, no test drives allowed. Got 2.99%/72 mos. and TOOK the upsell warranty because I had only seen the thing online & my Civic just died. Three failed hubs & it paid for itself. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

31/8/2025, 4:45:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the Outback is very much the CrossTrek of Foresters. Good choice. ๐Ÿ‘

31/8/2025, 4:35:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An excellent version of the 'fake it 'til you make it' mantra. ๐Ÿ‘Š Do what you gotta do however you gotta do it to get it done. ๐Ÿ’› Keep on keepin' on. ๐Ÿ“ˆ

31/8/2025, 12:37:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mos Def in Something The Lord Made and Hitchhiker's Guide.

30/8/2025, 9:34:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Concur on both counts. ๐Ÿ˜ Good luck deciding!

30/8/2025, 7:08:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Bluesky we're all here for.

30/8/2025, 6:59:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. Kabir (@mkabir.bsky.social) reposted

โ€œBlind obedience to authority is the greatest enemy of truth.โ€ โ€” Albert Einstein (1879โ€“1955)

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30/8/2025, 2:03:50 PM | 5522 1564 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's me right there, Mr. True & Sensible. ๐Ÿคช Methinks the Bard hath issues unresolved.

30/8/2025, 3:32:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay imma just say this I have scrolled down the equivalent of 18 football fields now and I CAN NOT FIND the genesis to this story/these rumors. HELP ME ALICE WAN KENOBE WHAT THE FUCK KICKED THIS OFF YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE ๐Ÿ˜ญ (especially since there's nothing on NPR about anything)

30/8/2025, 1:44:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THE FACE OF DISCONTENT WITH PANTS ๐Ÿ˜‚

Carli doing her Eulalie Mackecknie Shinn imitation.
30/8/2025, 12:00:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty wild how I get notifications that account.legit.bsky follows me as well as account.bimbobot.bsky and when I block the bot the notifications for BOTH disappear. ๐Ÿคจ

30/8/2025, 11:50:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it a refrigerator machine with the BIG AZZ cheeseburgers? Because that's a hard relate from me.

30/8/2025, 11:43:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 12:18:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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stop stealing my lines damn you ๐Ÿคช

30/8/2025, 12:11:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A good rescue friend needs assistance securing a vehicle for personal and rescue use! Please share and donate if you can, you will be helping a lot of cats if you do!!

29/8/2025, 8:52:09 PM | 183 70 | View on Bluesky | view

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But they're paying us for Black Friday.

29/8/2025, 2:04:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I only work Tue-Fri, but our supplier won't ship on Monday so there will be no work for us to do Tuesday. We're also being forced to use PTO to get paid... but our company is so new, we haven't earned enough to take. So they're allowing us to use one of our 4 sick days instead. ๐Ÿ˜‘ gee thanks

28/8/2025, 8:25:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"SUCCESSFULLY EXTINGUISHED THE DYNAMITE BEFORE IT DETONATED" ARE YOU H*CKIN' KIDDING ME RN?!

28/8/2025, 1:05:54 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SMร–L VOID ๐Ÿ˜

27/8/2025, 10:40:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enjoying lunch in Ithaca and it occurs to me that a Famous Sports Personยฎ could come wandering in here and order a sub and I'd have no clue who they were.

27/8/2025, 7:58:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I use "jake" quite frequently out of a deep love for The Sting and because Redford's character is the bee's knees. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

27/8/2025, 7:53:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’› We got yer back.

27/8/2025, 5:45:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're still there. Good luck finding them. ๐Ÿ˜‚

27/8/2025, 10:38:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that fiery, driven carpe diem attitude who can change direction on a whim w/o fear when they're having a bad run & go find happiness. I guess I've decided to opt for safety... and instead built a device to process the waste of loss & regret into gratitude that right now, things could be worse. fin

27/8/2025, 2:24:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tends to be rather morbid, and I feel like there's a lot to be unhappy about right now - personally for me, as well as in the world at large. On a scale of -2 to +2, I exist around -0.6ish most days. At two below, I don't get out of bed. But I shoot for zero. I admire people who have 4/x

27/8/2025, 2:24:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my 98 y/o maternal grandfather with me... and the former caring for the latter is accelerating a decay in their health and marriage, which is painful to watch. I don't aim for joy or happiness - I aim for balance. If I get joy or happiness, it's a nice side effect. But my outlook on life 3/x

27/8/2025, 2:24:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My car will be paid off next April... & then I can focus on getting another card paid down (if the car doesn't need any costly repairs in the next 2 years). I have no hobbies because I don't want to suck at something before I get good enough to enjoy it. I still have my parents (80 & 74) and 2/x

27/8/2025, 2:24:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not brave. I'm also at a genetic disadvantage for motivation. And I'm close to staring down my first AARP mailing. I'm in a relationship with someone I care for and about... which is devoid of passion. I work 4 days a week for a guaranteed 40... at physical labor. 1/x

27/8/2025, 2:24:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How's the alcohol pad thing working? (I desperately hope this wasn't a joke.)

27/8/2025, 1:48:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate to admit that I'm having a good time when I don't want to be having a good time.

27/8/2025, 1:41:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Plus, does this guy really want to end up as a whole album?? I mean fr

26/8/2025, 6:58:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You really need to follow APR. (Alice's Public Rants ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿคช) CC: @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online ๐Ÿ’›

26/8/2025, 6:55:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stephen Miller is the dude who embodies the saying that every accusation is a confession.

26/8/2025, 3:37:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wasn't a huge fan of Garth Brooks being the one to perform this tribute at Joel's Kennedy Center honors, but the presentation itself was a massive tear jerker. youtu.be/rO5LOH0w1q0?...

26/8/2025, 3:28:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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more like laughing in luxury if you ask me idk idk

26/8/2025, 3:18:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...or at least the most likely to violate flag code. ๐Ÿซค

26/8/2025, 1:58:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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excuse me the truth is that paper is the real criminal here let's be honest

26/8/2025, 1:55:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess it depends on what they charge him with, no? "burned a flag" and "set a fire" seem like two different charges

26/8/2025, 1:03:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spent part of the day revisiting the House of Guitars in #ROC with my brother. If you have never been to this extraordinary landmark, you need to reassess your life choices. You may not get out alive, but you'll have a hell of a time getting lost. ๐Ÿ˜† This pan is <20% of the store.

A panorama of the inside of one end of the music media side of the great, great House of Guitars in Rochester, NY.
26/8/2025, 2:24:33 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those of us who are Meta-verboten will just have to miss out, I guess. ๐Ÿ˜” Too bad, she seems like premium people. ๐Ÿ‘

26/8/2025, 2:11:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a former teenager, I firmly believed that "organized activities" are a school year phenomenon and do not belong in the lazy days of summer, much less in the waning weeks of liberty. Of course, I hated school with the fury of a hundred suns, so my apathy for "camp" should come as no surprise.

26/8/2025, 2:06:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they can tackle my tent anytime

25/8/2025, 7:31:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This should enrage the regime just enough that they throw this poor man in the cargo hold of a 777, unrestrained, with no other passengers or luggage aboard, and fly him out of the country in the middle of the night. "Spiteful" and "DGAF" are a bad combination, and yet here we are.

25/8/2025, 7:28:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you have an election there? Is it difficult to vote or something? i feel like im losing my mind #balletballotballetballot (okay I'll stop ๐Ÿคช)

25/8/2025, 4:07:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somebody's making the gator drink with gargoyles now?? what am I missing here

24/8/2025, 10:21:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which one brought him to the yard?

24/8/2025, 9:01:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude's gonna be dropping in on a double diamond in double digit days. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

24/8/2025, 8:55:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I deliver in Corning every Friday and the museum is NEVER idle in the summer. ๐Ÿ˜ There's a restaurant called Hand And Foot with a glass shop right next door - the heat coming out of that place when I pull up is INSANE! They do produce some beautiful pieces.

24/8/2025, 7:02:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/364/23:59:59 is a kid. Slice it however you'd like.

24/8/2025, 6:53:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeesh. Just here for the ratio. ๐Ÿ˜ณ Git 'em.

24/8/2025, 6:51:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TIL the lyric is "I hear you're mad about Brubeck" from Donald Fagen's "New Frontier" thanks to this post which made me go look it up, thinking it was "I hear you're mad about Ruben" and I was going to be clever on main but now that's all ruined thanks Alice

24/8/2025, 6:24:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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COH TAH SOA gonna be telling us to make inverted houses

23/8/2025, 9:41:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Plus the flight will use less fuel being enlightened โœŒ๏ธ

23/8/2025, 8:58:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it will be a tall tail for sure

23/8/2025, 8:54:24 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He keeps an eye on his mama. ๐Ÿ˜Š Dat's a good [medium] dude.

22/8/2025, 10:45:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WAS IT DELICIOUS ๐Ÿ˜

22/8/2025, 2:21:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Out there raising some tripawd h*ck!

22/8/2025, 2:17:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...but it isn't the best way to support affluent stockholders with securities in private prisons and pull at the highest levels of government. *Research has proven that the best way for wealthy investors to make more money is to keep the bottom 98% sick, stupid, and desperate. * /s

21/8/2025, 7:59:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am also vulnerable to such temptation ๐Ÿ‘‹

21/8/2025, 1:36:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is a bouncing-shot tank level glitch where, if you start by positioning one tank just right on one side of the screen and fire at a wall, the projectile bounces all the way over to your opponent and then both tanks go flying across the screen. Still makes me laugh. ๐Ÿ˜†

21/8/2025, 2:24:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless you-know-who has nuked it, there is a loan through the Federal Housing Authority called the 203k that allows you to buy a home and then select up to 3 contractors to renovate it for you. Combined cost = your mortgage. www.hud.gov/hud-partners...

20/8/2025, 10:44:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 1:08:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We had to live in a paper bag!

20/8/2025, 12:57:58 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First cousin to "don't let perfect be the enemy of good enough".

20/8/2025, 12:57:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The 203k FHA loan should be reading material for every first-time homebuyer. Buy a dump for cheap, select up to 3 contractors & roll your renovation costs into the purchase price. And that's how you pay 75k for a 115k home. ๐Ÿ˜ (Process not for everyone, your results may vary, restrictions apply.)

20/8/2025, 12:55:43 AM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know, for only another 200k, you could have just shy of 10,000 ftยฒ on nearly 6 acres in the sticks of Western New York. ๐Ÿ˜ With elevator. 901 Rush Scottsville Rd, Rush, NY 14543 | MLS #R1619777 | Zillow share.google/xU8m6EsjLciK...

20/8/2025, 12:50:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜‚ SCORE

19/8/2025, 8:40:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If we can have an exception for S&P, I only have decent conversations over a meal. Preferably involving some manner of fried potato.

19/8/2025, 7:05:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Driving these bad boys was so much damn fun. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

19/8/2025, 4:39:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminder:

Reddit comment by โ€œogspence308โ€ that says: Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell you more less
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19/8/2025, 1:58:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CAN'T. BREATHE.

18/8/2025, 10:37:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, apparently, a predecessor of Rupert Grint. ๐Ÿค”

18/8/2025, 8:29:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did I miss something about the Bluesky app requiring double clicks on the buttons to post and reply? Or is this just me?

18/8/2025, 7:35:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well they fly too close together, now you know how they get their streaks

18/8/2025, 7:34:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(my post was a joke - not trying to insert myself into any of your arguments about language, grammar, or otherwise) ๐Ÿ‘‹

18/8/2025, 7:27:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe you replace the 'u' with an 'a' in that case. ๐Ÿซค Slang from "duck". (I was extremely embarrassed to learn this the hard way when joking around with a Latino friend at work. ๐Ÿ˜ณ)

18/8/2025, 7:23:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To download the meme just go to ftp://ftp.jpg ๐Ÿคช

18/8/2025, 7:21:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is a pallet serving as a step to our deck in our backyard. Our Morkie has figured this trick out and we are unsure whether to be frustrated or amused especially while gardening all the way across the yard when she starts yelling at the ball she snooted under there HERSELF

18/8/2025, 7:10:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would be completely okay if my timeline contained not a single post from a single solitary user on the topic of sports. Thrilled, as a matter of fact. And American football, especially.

18/8/2025, 7:06:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...nor a physical barrier strong enough to defend against the fool willing to use firepower to defend that belief in the name of their omnipotent deity or golden idol. ๐Ÿ˜” #itsacult

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"The truth has no defense against a fool determined to believe a lie." Mark Twain

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This is not a SUGGESTION but rather simply A COINCIDENCE. ๐Ÿคช youtu.be/qHqqXsrtyt8?...

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