Dear God, if justice still exists, may Trump spend his final years behind bars—with a clear view from his cell of a wind farm, spinning freely in the breeze.
Dear God, if justice still exists, may Trump spend his final years behind bars—with a clear view from his cell of a wind farm, spinning freely in the breeze.
Dear God, if justice still exists, may Trump spend his final years behind bars—with a clear view from his cell of a wind farm, spinning freely in the breeze.
Don’t worry, America—we’ll catch up to this level of corruption. Trump just needs a little more time to make us “great.”
Don’t worry, America—we’ll catch up to this level of corruption. Trump just needs a little more time to make us “great.”
Just stop. We’re way past embarrassing.
Just stop. We’re way past embarrassing.
She’s moved on—so should you.
She’s moved on—so should you.
Yep, one dude and a canine—mission accomplished.
Yep, one dude and a canine—mission accomplished.
After he gave one to Rush, it lost all meaning. Might as well hand a few to the kids—Eric loves shiny things.
After he gave one to Rush, it lost all meaning. Might as well hand a few to the kids—Eric loves shiny things.
Outstanding. Fire a few Flamingos at the Kerch Bridge. If it goes down, mail a deck of cards to the White House with a note: ‘Look what we found. —Slava Ukraini.’
Outstanding. Fire a few Flamingos at the Kerch Bridge. If it goes down, mail a deck of cards to the White House with a note: ‘Look what we found. —Slava Ukraini.’
Eventually they’ll turn on each other. The real question is whether they can hold off long enough to watch America collapse first.
Eventually they’ll turn on each other. The real question is whether they can hold off long enough to watch America collapse first.
What’s the world coming to when a theocracy and autocracy can’t make oil work?
What’s the world coming to when a theocracy and autocracy can’t make oil work?
Sorry Putin stole your girlfriend, bruh. Should’ve locked down the bromance.
Sorry Putin stole your girlfriend, bruh. Should’ve locked down the bromance.
It will—so long as the UK, EU, and Canada keep trailing that orange clown down the “let’s hold hands with the aggressor” path. The EU holds a massive stick: trade. Time to swing it and yank Mr. Peace-at-Any-Cost-for-Prizes back to reality.
“Stand your ground”—against a kid playing doorbell ditch. Texas keeps threatening to leave the U.S. Maybe it’s time we help them pack.
“Stand your ground”—against a kid playing doorbell ditch. Texas keeps threatening to leave the U.S. Maybe it’s time we help them pack.
Don’t you mean a Peter Thiel Presidency?
Don’t you mean a Peter Thiel Presidency?
The EU’s democracy diet: now with extra Orbans and Ficos.
The EU’s democracy diet: now with extra Orbans and Ficos.
Just following the rest of the herd.
Just following the rest of the herd.
Trump blurts exaggerations. Modi curates illusions. Choose which fiction flatters you.
Trump blurts exaggerations. Modi curates illusions. Choose which fiction flatters you.
Let me tell you how this ends: China and Russia increase their military presence in Venezuela, embedding troops within its ranks. Any strike risks hitting theirs—and that’s exactly the insurance policy.
Let me tell you how this ends: China and Russia increase their military presence in Venezuela, embedding troops within its ranks. Any strike risks hitting theirs—and that’s exactly the insurance policy.
If you’re AMD and just watched your competitor get a government cash infusion and special CHIPS Act treatment, “capitalism is evolving” probably isn’t the phrase you’d reach for.
If you’re AMD and just watched your competitor get a government cash infusion and special CHIPS Act treatment, “capitalism is evolving” probably isn’t the phrase you’d reach for.
LOL, I’d be shocked if the GOP even hinted to Trump, “Maybe we shouldn’t.” A flat-out no? Taking action? Impeachment? Please—they’d sooner nominate him for sainthood.
LOL, I’d be shocked if the GOP even hinted to Trump, “Maybe we shouldn’t.” A flat-out no? Taking action? Impeachment? Please—they’d sooner nominate him for sainthood.
Why so mad? SCOTUS will swoop in and save the day—like always.
Why so mad? SCOTUS will swoop in and save the day—like always.
You thought ‘not loyal enough’ wasn’t a thing?
You thought ‘not loyal enough’ wasn’t a thing?
Ruled illegal, but kept in place until SCOTUS can hand him even more power.
Ruled illegal, but kept in place until SCOTUS can hand him even more power.
Harsh truth: we’re not even 8 months into his 4-year term. Without a massive blue wave in the midterms, I dread what this country looks like by the end—military on every corner, Trump posters towering like it’s 1980s Baghdad meets Mar-a-Lago chic.
Harsh truth: we’re not even 8 months into his 4-year term. Without a massive blue wave in the midterms, I dread what this country looks like by the end—military on every corner, Trump posters towering like it’s 1980s Baghdad meets Mar-a-Lago chic.
Good for Alabama—being 2nd to last in education wasn’t enough, now they’re gunning for dead last.
Good for Alabama—being 2nd to last in education wasn’t enough, now they’re gunning for dead last.
Enter Jim Carlin: MAGA-anointed, QAnon-certified, and ready to govern via meme.
Enter Jim Carlin: MAGA-anointed, QAnon-certified, and ready to govern via meme.
In other words, Trump’s getting a little authoritarian chubby.
In other words, Trump’s getting a little authoritarian chubby.
Oh, you mean “bipartisan” like retiring Republicans who suddenly discover a conscience on their way out the door?
Oh, you mean “bipartisan” like retiring Republicans who suddenly discover a conscience on their way out the door?
Easy: lower courts are neutered, SCOTUS calls the shots. They’re handing Trump sweeping executive powers—until a Democrat wins, then it’s back to “checks and balances.”
Easy: lower courts are neutered, SCOTUS calls the shots. They’re handing Trump sweeping executive powers—until a Democrat wins, then it’s back to “checks and balances.”
Joni Ernst wasn’t MAGA enough—despite her “we’re all gonna die” audition tape. Now Iowa might upgrade to Jim Carlin, who bleeds red hats and QAnon-grade conspiracy theories. So maybe hold the “Democrats get a boost” headlines.
Joni Ernst wasn’t MAGA enough—despite her “we’re all gonna die” audition tape. Now Iowa might upgrade to Jim Carlin, who bleeds red hats and QAnon-grade conspiracy theories. So maybe hold the “Democrats get a boost” headlines.
Chicago’s not even in the top 5 cities for undocumented immigrants. But it’s blue, so Trump’s treating it like a dartboard.
Chicago’s not even in the top 5 cities for undocumented immigrants. But it’s blue, so Trump’s treating it like a dartboard.
So can Epstein and Trump—as long as the kid’s female.
So can Epstein and Trump—as long as the kid’s female.
No shit, it's called science.
No shit, it's called science.
What people don’t get: Putin can’t meet Zelensky. A handshake would legitimize Ukraine—and Zelensky—as sovereign. That’s the one thing Russia can’t afford.
What people don’t get: Putin can’t meet Zelensky. A handshake would legitimize Ukraine—and Zelensky—as sovereign. That’s the one thing Russia can’t afford.
Just a reminder: this isn’t just another Trump thing. It’s the GOP as a whole—a broken party dragging the country straight to hell.
Just a reminder: this isn’t just another Trump thing. It’s the GOP as a whole—a broken party dragging the country straight to hell.
Covid’s up. Measles too. CDC’s in freefall. Medicare’s on the chopping block. But sure—America’s getting “great” again.
Covid’s up. Measles too. CDC’s in freefall. Medicare’s on the chopping block. But sure—America’s getting “great” again.
He wants a 10% stake in Intel and control of the Federal Reserve. How the hell is this not dragging us into CCP territory? Where are all the MAGA “communist!” finger-pointers I’ve had to listen to FOR YEARS?
He wants a 10% stake in Intel and control of the Federal Reserve. How the hell is this not dragging us into CCP territory? Where are all the MAGA “communist!” finger-pointers I’ve had to listen to FOR YEARS?
Really funny—except Trump thinks he actually has this kind of power. And with this SCOTUS? He just might.
Really funny—except Trump thinks he actually has this kind of power. And with this SCOTUS? He just might.
Why does every Barron Trump story feel like it’s daring us to care? I don’t want to know anything about him, and I pray I never do.
Why does every Barron Trump story feel like it’s daring us to care? I don’t want to know anything about him, and I pray I never do.
Along with strict oversight and approval for targets, making them nearly worthless.
Along with strict oversight and approval for targets, making them nearly worthless.
Is he serious? Reagan closed asylums & gutted mental health; Trump’s slashing billions & rolling back protections. But sure, look at 'mental health' & your party’s role—just don’t forget it’s still damn easy to get military-grade guns, another product of your party.
Is he serious? Reagan closed asylums & gutted mental health; Trump’s slashing billions & rolling back protections. But sure, look at 'mental health' & your party’s role—just don’t forget it’s still damn easy to get military-grade guns, another product of your party.
Is this the part where someone says, “This wouldn’t be happening if Biden were president”?
Is this the part where someone says, “This wouldn’t be happening if Biden were president”?
LOL and to think people voted for him. I mean, they re-elected Trump, Marge, and Boebert—but this GOP candidate list? It’s like they’re speedrunning the bottom of the barrel.
LOL and to think people voted for him. I mean, they re-elected Trump, Marge, and Boebert—but this GOP candidate list? It’s like they’re speedrunning the bottom of the barrel.
History won’t be kind to him for bending the knee—not out of conviction, but out of cowardice. A weasel doesn’t pivot, it scurries.
History won’t be kind to him for bending the knee—not out of conviction, but out of cowardice. A weasel doesn’t pivot, it scurries.
In plain sight: the GOP’s new legal theory is “whatever Trump says, goes.” States’ rights? That was just a phase.
In plain sight: the GOP’s new legal theory is “whatever Trump says, goes.” States’ rights? That was just a phase.
Farage is Trump Lite—but still Trump enough to wreck the place.
Farage is Trump Lite—but still Trump enough to wreck the place.
Louisiana (statewide) Trump ~60 % vs. Harris ~38 %. Enjoy your choice!
Louisiana (statewide) Trump ~60 % vs. Harris ~38 %. Enjoy your choice!
LOL, this is peak MAGA—legislating conspiracy theories. What’s next? The right to capture and kill extraterrestrials that wander onto your property without permission?
LOL, this is peak MAGA—legislating conspiracy theories. What’s next? The right to capture and kill extraterrestrials that wander onto your property without permission?
Surprised Trump’s not going out with pompoms and a halftime show.
Surprised Trump’s not going out with pompoms and a halftime show.
Raw milk smoothies for all Texans! YEHAW—because pasteurization is for communists.
Raw milk smoothies for all Texans! YEHAW—because pasteurization is for communists.
God? Why wasn’t Musk next to him, revving the chainsaw in sunglasses like it’s a startup demo for authoritarianism? WHY.
God? Why wasn’t Musk next to him, revving the chainsaw in sunglasses like it’s a startup demo for authoritarianism? WHY.
You kidding me? This was spelled out before the first ballot was cast for the orange clown. It’s called Project 2025—read the damn manual.