thedoodleabides.bsky.social
@thedoodleabides.bsky.social
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created November 12, 2024
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Over on the nazi hell~site Tmurp is doing his best impression of Schrödinger’s dead/not dead cat—my fingers may or may not be crossed right now… #They’reEatingSchrödinger’sDog #They’reEatingSchrödinger’sCat #ADisappointedNationWithEarlyCelebration #HangOnToYourPantsCuzNowWeGetVance #JoiningJeffrey
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If he had him some of that there Obamacare he could maybe get that looked at… #MediaSnoozesDemocracyLoozes art by Steve Benson (1954~2025)
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Linus van Pelt (PhD)—
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I’m afraid I may be in trouble…
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To constrain this ass pain and matching migraine Obtain Maryjane with an insanely strong strain Then dance to the funk of some vintage Sooooul Train🎶 #IWishHerWell #MaxwellWon’tTell #DOJMadeItGoAway #ThisIsATransnationalCrimeSyndicateMasqueradingAsAGovernment
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She maintains her refrain and still falsely feigns, Tmurp ain’t germane to the sex~ring campaign. As she tries to attain Chow Mein and Champagne, Served aboard that inane Qatari bribery plane. Ghislaine won’t abstain from her ever chicane reign— She’s deigned to remain a pedophilic super~villaine.
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<•~{ Un~President Lardon’s Unprecedented Pardon }~•> We all rightly complain that Ghislaine’s inhumane, She was detained and arraigned to ascertain and explain, The insane terrain of her profane domain. Tho’ Jeffrey was slain (and left nary a stain), #TheCover~UpToShutHerUp #Epstein’sEpiphanies
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i see a new moon and i want it painted black
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Can someone explain why an inordinately appropriate and legitimate Fraud case brought against the most feloniously fraught fraudster *on the fukking planet* is declared politically motivated but clearly compromised judges scuttling righteous convictions *isn't* ?¿? art by @mackinnonart.bsky.social
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This country’s rule of law should apply to everyone equally without exception—but it doesn’t. Never will. Only maga fukknutts will ever say otherwise or try to shift the narrative away from tmurp (kinda like you’re doing now)… Please educate yourself— #Epstein’sEpiphanies bsky.app/profile/seth...
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Please explain why an inordinately *appropriate* and *legitimate* Fraud case brought against the most feloniously fraught fraudster *on the fukking planet* is declared politically motivated but clearly compromised judges scuttling a righteous conviction *isn't* ?¿? art by @mackinnonart.bsky.social
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Maybe this forking cartoon suits you better—
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Don’t get it twisted, chief—it’s just a phukkeen cartoon. BTdubs…we're not going to see The Epstein Files unless they're leaked—or unless they're so destroyed before release that they don't resemble their original form. art by @jesseduquette.bsky.social
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geezzussphukkeenkhryst—you can’t be that thick. You are the very epitome of who he’s trolling…
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The inspiration— m.youtube.com/watch?v=-jj-...
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The process— bsky.app/profile/annt...
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Peeps! Peep Putin’s performing persimmon puppet and please peruse the persistently precocious pennings of political pasquinade perfection per the perennially priceless Ann Telnaes— @anntelnaes.bsky.social #Krasnov’sKretinousKriminalKreepshow #UnitedStatesOfSHAMErica bsky.app/profile/annt...
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o.k., now I really, really want a t~shirt that says all that on it—but without that necrotic nectarine nightmare of a photo, obvs… art by Jim Carrey
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Why don’t you just tell me what you want to know about The Epstein Scandal being historically important because it reveals an international trafficking network profoundly linked to geopolitics Tmurp was at the heart of?— 👀 #ProofOfDevilry #Epstein’sEpiphanies bsky.app/profile/seth...
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#R.I.P. #TerenceStamp m.youtube.com/watch?v=TRyt...
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“Putin would eat you for lunch.” Today, exactly that happened.
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Sadly, I think that “protected speech” thing we used to have here got defenestrated a few months back… #ProtectedSpeechIsOutOfReach art by @claybennett.bsky.social
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Just recently, I’m seeing more and more people complaining about not being able to get any traction on here…engagement, likes/reposts are anorexic, etc…I really, *really* hope all this stuff isn’t deliberate. It seemed to be kind of nice here. :^{
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What Bondi and Pirro are learning is that trying to sell the same sh*t to a judge that you've been shoveling to idiot MAGAs who know nothing about criminal justice simply will not fly In the justice system we say that the *most important skill for a person to have* is to know "what a case is worth"
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D.C. is now the District of Charcuterie… #ThisSandwichKillsFascists #FreeSeanDunn
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D.C. is now the District of Charcuterie— #AssaultWithADeliWeapon #SubwaySandwichSubversionPerversion #HeroWithAHero #KeystoneCopsColdcutsComedyCapers #HoldTheMayoMuthafukka #FraudulentFelonyFallacyForFocacciaFlingingFascistFighter bsky.app/profile/seth...
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That’s certainly impressive for a former Assistant to the Traveling Secretary—you should see him hit! 🎶Co•stan•za. #YanksAreWanksNoThanks
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And then the maga~cult will see every gerrymandered seat they win as legit, every seat lost will be declared “stolen”, tmurp will declare martial law—he’s already locking down D.C.—and likely order Johnson to reject the results of the midterms. 🎶Communism here we come, Johnson is a spineless bum🎶
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🎶 Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam, Where miscreant millionaires slay, But sometimes the herd gets in the last word, No one cries for that ąşşħølę—touché! 🎶 #BravoBuffalo #EatTheRich #SafariSoGood #BuffaloBullseye
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🎶 Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam, Where miscreant millionaires slay, But sometimes the herd gets in the last word, No one cries for that ąşşħølę—touché! 🎶 #BravoBuffalo #EatTheRich #SafariSoGood #BuffaloBullseye
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🎶 Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam, Where miscreant millionaires slay, But sometimes the herd gets in the last word, No one cries for that ąşşħølę—touché! 🎶 #BravoBuffalo #EatTheRich #SafariSoGood #BuffaloBullseye
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🎶 Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam, Where miscreant millionaires slay, But sometimes the herd gets in the last word, No one cries for that ąşşħølę—touché! 🎶 #BravoBuffalo #EatTheRich #SafariSoGood #BuffaloBullseye
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🎶 Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam, Where miscreant millionaires slay, But sometimes the herd gets in the last word, No one cries for that ąşşħølę—touché! 🎶 #BravoBuffalo #EatTheRich #SafariSoGood #BuffaloBullseye
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Here’s the Barry Blitt cartoon with his title/text included—
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Concurring with cartoon concision from the consummate Tjeerd Royaards— #ArtificialIntelligenceEqualsGenuineStupidity bsky.app/profile/tjee...
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The consummate compendium concerning the hardwired *soulless~ness* of artificial intelligence from someone with genuine intelligence—@anntelnaes.bsky.social (click and zoom on the cartoon) #SoylentGreenAcres
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Like many technologies, AI is designed to kill humans, but in the most soulless way possible, stripping away even our ability to own and express our pain. Bertolt Brecht: "In the dark times, will there also be singing? Yes, there will be singing, about the dark times.” AI: NOT SO FAST
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I’m am in no way suggesting that David Lynch is a drunken cockwomble but if you’re merely seeking a writing credit… #Sh!tlerOnTheRoof
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This is beautiful—it looks like an Antiques Roadshow painting where the person goes, my mom paid $3.50 for it at a garage sale, dad hated it and it went straight to the attic 60 years ago and the AR person goes, it’s from a master painter you never heard of three centuries ago, it’s worth $500,000.
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Somebody please, please, tell me that she didn’t blow Apartheid Clyde to get the horse…anyone?…anyone?
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…and over here…and here, too… bsky.app/profile/annt...
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➖OHH EMM EFFING GEE➖ #ThisIsATransnationalCrimeSyndicateMasqueradingAsAGovernment #ArrestSomebodyForThisSh!t #DestroyThePatriarchy #MaleAristocracyGuaranteesAtrocity #MAGA #GaggingOnPedophiles #GOP bsky.app/profile/seth...
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For every action there is an equal and opposite distraction— #Epstein’sEpiphanies #GlorifyingOligarchicPedophilia #MaleAristocracyGaslightingAttrocities #ReleaseThePedoFiles #Retch #Gag #IGiveAFigAboutNewton bsky.app/profile/annt...
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Yeah, nothing to see here, right?… it’s just the *entire party* of Rapepublickids™️ who are Glorifying Oligarchy Pedophilia (GOP)—again. Male Aristocracy Gaslighting America (MAGA) #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #Retch #Gag #KeepYourHandsOffTheChildren
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Nothing to see here… it’s just the *entire* party of Rapepublickids™️ who are Glorifying Oligarchy Pedophilia (GOP)—again. Male Aristocracy Gaslighting America (MAGA) #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #Retch
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With all things tmurp, *everything* is guaranteed exponentially nastier than whatever’s reported— Children—boys too—half the age of current accusations?*retch* Sex video with him and Ivanka? *double retch* Beatings? Torture? Death? It’s assured to be more disgusting than normal imagination allows.
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R.I.P. the extra~ordinary Ozzy Osbourne— War Pigs seems appropriately angry right now, so here ‘tis… #Ozzy #BlackSabbath m.youtube.com/watch?v=NrVj...
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(Andy Rooney *affected*) Have ya’ ever noticed how Tmurp NEVER uses ALL CAPS when he texts the word EPSTEIN? Do ya’ ever wonder why that is? I DO. Some say that’s a sign of a GUILTY CONSCIENCE. Shakespeare would say, “Methinks he dost CAPITALIZE too much”. #ReleaseThePedoFiles art by Dario Banegas
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(Andy Rooney *affected*) Have ya’ ever noticed how Tmurp NEVER uses ALL CAPS when he texts the word EPSTEIN? Do ya’ ever wonder why that is? I DO. Some say that’s a sign of a GUILTY CONSCIENCE. Shakespeare would say, “Methinks he dost CAPITALIZE too much”. #ReleaseThePedoFiles art by Dario Banegas
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(Andy Rooney *affected*) Have ya’ ever noticed how Tmurp NEVER uses ALL CAPS when he texts the word EPSTEIN? Do ya’ ever wonder why that is? I DO. Some say that’s a sign of a GUILTY CONSCIENCE. Shakespeare would say, “Methinks he dost CAPITALIZE too much”. #ReleaseThePedoFiles art by Dario Banegas
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(Andy Rooney *affected*) Have ya’ ever noticed how Tmurp NEVER uses ALL CAPS when he texts the word EPSTEIN? Do ya’ ever wonder why that is? I DO. Some say that’s a sign of a GUILTY CONSCIENCE. Shakespeare would say, “Methinks he dost CAPITALIZE too much”. #ReleaseThePedoFiles art by Dario Banegas
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R.I.P. the inimitable Steve Benson (Jan. 2, 1954~Jul. 8, 2025) #SteveBenson #Cartoonists #GoneTooSoon
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