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created November 13, 2024

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Yeah, there has to be some pretty serious cognitive dissonance going on in that q Anon crew these days.

11/9/2025, 2:07:54 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sox you noob

11/9/2025, 1:15:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha yaaaaahhhhh boiiiii

11/9/2025, 1:13:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd just run & hide.

10/9/2025, 3:49:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I kinda hope he takes some time off. Maybe a good solid year with no tours. Clear his head and send a message to those pathetic scumbag railriders types who ruin the scene for all of us.

10/9/2025, 3:48:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and feeding her addiction...fucking scumbags

10/9/2025, 3:45:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I went on tour with Raffi in the Summer of 91. It was a rough scene. Not for the weak. That dude was an animal.

10/9/2025, 3:00:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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his name is her crotch

9/9/2025, 12:46:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slashing interest rates is not going to get back the tens of thousands of high skill high 6 figure jobs that are being vaporized daily by AI applications. This shit is accelerating. This economy is heading for a demand shock.

5/9/2025, 11:58:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That whole album is 100% fucking incredible.

5/9/2025, 11:50:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh yeah...they were my first real musical obsession

5/9/2025, 9:47:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not can't. Chooses not to. Big fucking difference.

3/9/2025, 2:23:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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High brow gutter humor. Well done.

3/9/2025, 2:10:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't know because I'm huge obviously

1/9/2025, 11:09:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Junky wunky and bumpies

1/9/2025, 7:41:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Take a nap. I know it's really but you are fucking manic and it makes me exhausted. Just thinking about it.

1/9/2025, 1:32:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You should obviously give me your tickets for free.

1/9/2025, 1:30:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Relax. It's Monday.

1/9/2025, 1:28:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@mrsmbooks.bsky.social still looking for those posters?

31/8/2025, 7:50:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grindr boy?

29/8/2025, 7:56:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nantucket here and we have it for sure. Borderline cold at night. Damp and chilly and salty and fucking awesome.

29/8/2025, 7:52:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I'd say this is one of the very few places raisins actually belong. Now put one in a bagel and we have issues.

28/8/2025, 12:51:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only thing that surprises me about this is that this scumbag degenerate actually gave away some of his Coke.

28/8/2025, 12:47:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of Watergate is complete child's Play compared to the least of the things these motherfuckers are up to

28/8/2025, 12:41:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Raisins or no?

28/8/2025, 12:35:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GOREOUS SHOT

26/8/2025, 11:37:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she's fucking epic

23/8/2025, 2:54:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Audiobooks and walking my dog or it would never happen for me.

22/8/2025, 9:23:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hi on??

22/8/2025, 9:22:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just got to say I would love j-rad a lot more like radically more if Tommy just never fucking sang.

22/8/2025, 4:43:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't forget. Don't ever ever forget. They are fucking morons. It's as simple as that.

21/8/2025, 10:48:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's fucking go. It's about time.

21/8/2025, 2:43:14 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every single one of the people in this ad, men and women both, are more beautiful and more fantastically sexy than that fake blonde bimbo. This is how it's done. You fight images with images.

20/8/2025, 1:17:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has a $1 trillion dollar budget. I think he'll find a few nickels. These people are fucking scum.

20/8/2025, 1:14:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the fuck isn't it just fucking obvious? He's just trolling the guy. He's just making fun of him. It's as simple as that. What the fuck is with these people and the analysis??

20/8/2025, 1:12:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ever have French toast made with some stale challah bread? Oh my.

20/8/2025, 1:09:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Skinny is bullshit. Enjoy the cake.

20/8/2025, 12:32:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pain perdu which means lost bread because the whole idea is you make it with your shitty old stale bread

20/8/2025, 4:01:25 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doubtful

18/8/2025, 12:56:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never forget that the man is a fucking moron. Sometimes it is just as simple as that.

16/8/2025, 4:16:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well let me give you an example. I guess. I'm a teacher. I have a website that outlines what I do everyday in my class. I can point chat GBT at a certain selection of dates and have it generate. Really thoughtful. Excellent open-ended quiz questions for me. Saves me a ton of time.

15/8/2025, 6:42:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Petrichor youtu.be/Tm5XyRyi6ns?...

15/8/2025, 3:31:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bingo.

15/8/2025, 3:29:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our government is not false or flimsy at all. It's our constitutional controls over the people running the government that are turning out to be false and flimsy.

15/8/2025, 3:36:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. Weimar was a fake and flimsy thing. It didn't have a 200-year tradition of leading the world's democracies. It wasn't a global superpower slipping into autocracy. Very different.

15/8/2025, 3:29:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SS

15/8/2025, 12:55:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course you're right. But I think we're way past reading history. At this point. There's no blueprint for what's going on right now.

15/8/2025, 12:20:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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P

15/8/2025, 12:02:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You. Can't. See. It????

14/8/2025, 7:20:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms is probably one of the most powerful predictors of the long-term marriage success.

14/8/2025, 4:23:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As opposed to taking and posting 100 selfies or creeping on other people at the gym or just suffering in silence for no reason? Game away what the fuck?

14/8/2025, 4:18:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spoiler alert: your suit is a costume too and it looks just as foolish if you really think about it.

14/8/2025, 4:00:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe just maybe they should pay the workers more so they don't have to physically destroy themselves to make enough money each day? I know this is a radical concept.

14/8/2025, 3:31:25 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah it's not even the drums, more the cymbals and the hi-hats, that little smoothing phase shifter effect. They also seem to stack the guitar with organ which to my ears sounds really clunky and messy.

14/8/2025, 2:01:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who is running the boards? Why the slick, poppy drums?

14/8/2025, 1:07:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta be honest. I forgot about Flickr.

14/8/2025, 1:05:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really don't care a whole lot about albums in general when it comes to jam bands. This one seems okay but it's overproduced like everything they bring out of the studio. It's in great company: jam bands that I love producing mid albums that I never listen to more than once.

14/8/2025, 1:00:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I know. But apple on the whole is fucking awful.

12/8/2025, 9:41:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly. You grew up and realized he was a douche. 😛

12/8/2025, 9:40:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 9:39:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Am I alone my in my absolute disdain for this band? I like some of their songs, but I kind of can't stand Morrison. And any band that tours without a bass player is just fucking lame on arrival. All wrapping no package.

12/8/2025, 9:19:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's funny. People think I smoke weed for no reason at all and they're kind of right

12/8/2025, 9:15:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you say so.

12/8/2025, 9:13:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok but u think apple is somehow less evil than Spotify?

12/8/2025, 7:43:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These will be the best 3 shows of the year.

12/8/2025, 7:38:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will be fucking amazing. He's gonna rehearse obsessively.

12/8/2025, 7:36:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got to be honest. That fit doesn't exactly scream "I read a lot of books."

12/8/2025, 2:39:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fortunately for me all my opinions are correct. I mean I could agree with other people but then we'd both be wrong.

7/8/2025, 8:44:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He doesn't have a place on the scene and I don't think he really wants or needs one. He's gigantically successful all on his own. He was just telling new fans coming to his shows not to expect any of that jam band completely different set list every single night of the week stuff.

7/8/2025, 8:44:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's fucking great, like all of his stuff

7/8/2025, 8:42:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Proper respect for the pickles.

6/8/2025, 11:17:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HOW DARE YOU HAVE AN OPINION

6/8/2025, 1:26:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean I don't really like them. but they were the best in that genre by 1000 miles

4/8/2025, 6:58:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bingo...they were so good it made it bvious that the others were fucking frauds, even if they could play

4/8/2025, 6:55:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What did you expect? The SPAC lot in 83?

1/8/2025, 2:47:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah he tried to stop the British from flooding Chinese cities with cheap opium, so the Brits kicked the living shit out of Imperial China. Good times!

31/7/2025, 1:47:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol. Sounds like edible indica to me.

31/7/2025, 1:16:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This strikes me as potentially sad post tour depression. Hang in there friend.

30/7/2025, 11:38:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gee, who could have guessed that the end stage of international corporate capitalism would be Monopoly? Oh right. Never mind.

30/7/2025, 11:24:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How else are we supposed to pay for the Jewish space lasers?

29/7/2025, 5:34:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@fatdouchbag?

29/7/2025, 1:49:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh that's just @spiritair.bsky.social

29/7/2025, 1:40:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spectacular tour Mike! So grateful!

29/7/2025, 1:17:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok let's jibboo then.

27/7/2025, 6:52:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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can't wait to see what these crazy bastards do with an orchestra

27/7/2025, 3:56:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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kinda soon for jibboo?

27/7/2025, 3:50:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely sick

27/7/2025, 12:38:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh yeah

27/7/2025, 12:37:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok that's cool and I don't even like that cover

26/7/2025, 8:06:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rewrite that headline. Rogue DOJ defies federal appeals court, breaking law

24/7/2025, 10:48:58 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Laikaland

24/7/2025, 10:02:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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so they still had 66% of the net...just proves the products are artificially overpriced to begin with

23/7/2025, 12:48:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr. Completely is very due.

22/7/2025, 2:01:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trey and Rick got caught on a kiss cam at a biscuits show

21/7/2025, 9:04:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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186 of the year? Tour?

20/7/2025, 1:24:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Appropriate picture you've got there because our friend Leo absolutely laid it down last night.

19/7/2025, 3:29:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they did some wizard of oz something at SPAC last summer too...during sand maybe?

19/7/2025, 2:17:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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those crazy motherfuckers can do whatever the fuck they want they can lay it down like this

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18/7/2025, 6:22:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno. I saw her & kinda got the "friend who's been telling her she's tempting fate for a long time, now inwardly enjoying the shitstorm" vibe

18/7/2025, 6:19:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My couch tour routine: home from cheffing @ 8, set 1 then shower at set break. Tasty.

17/7/2025, 11:13:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view