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@theglaze.bsky.social

created January 7, 2024

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Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t give them ideas Ken

27/8/2025, 10:34:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

You got there first!

22/8/2025, 12:40:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Or should they interview but decline any offer???

22/8/2025, 12:40:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

What about Tr@mps crimes?

19/8/2025, 1:49:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

MANUARY

8/8/2025, 9:48:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted

It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.👇 Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.

5/8/2025, 3:31:34 PM | 20748 9488 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Academy Award winning role.

28/7/2025, 12:58:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Where have the adults gone in this country? All we have are these flimsy weak opportunists.

25/7/2025, 12:22:56 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Insane

25/7/2025, 12:20:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

I was being …. foolish

22/7/2025, 3:33:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Break all your legs!

21/7/2025, 8:22:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope

17/7/2025, 2:01:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

I predict that will happen with you sir.

14/7/2025, 2:54:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

So you’re telling me that his supporters weren’t the sharpest knives?

13/7/2025, 2:49:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

That made me feel funny

12/7/2025, 2:43:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Are there any literary critics you think are “right” more often than not?

12/7/2025, 2:27:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Challenger disaster

12/7/2025, 2:26:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Is what he is saying true and accurate and legal?

11/7/2025, 3:52:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

An almost surgical operation

6/7/2025, 7:46:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Itsy?

3/7/2025, 8:26:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

This is same as Inauguration madness from 2017

26/6/2025, 2:12:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

You had your shot Billy…. But you voted for him

24/6/2025, 12:57:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Amazing

22/6/2025, 3:26:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Reality….What is it?

18/6/2025, 12:54:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Surprise. He did what he said he would.

14/6/2025, 1:30:30 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

So his dream wasn’t playing in the NFL. Amazing level of talent for that.

8/6/2025, 1:13:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

U rock

7/6/2025, 3:19:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

I look forward to Dems retaking the White House and the christening of the USS Trixie Mattel @trixiemattel.bsky.social

4/6/2025, 12:10:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

That was insane. Terrifying. Ridiculous.

3/6/2025, 3:49:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

So you are saying it’s a bad idea?

30/5/2025, 3:38:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

BOBSON FOR THE WIN!

30/5/2025, 2:52:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Necessarily brutal

27/5/2025, 2:56:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

21 million million people is 21 trillion people. Thats a LOT. Maybe too many?

26/5/2025, 2:44:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Lovely

26/5/2025, 2:39:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

It was amazing

26/5/2025, 11:41:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s aspirational…. If those books did exist they would be good to read this summer…

21/5/2025, 11:19:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Congrats! We are 1/2 after yesterday.

18/5/2025, 5:10:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

100% / we need energetic, aggressive leadership which is willing to take the fight to them.

13/5/2025, 10:30:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Dangerous.

12/5/2025, 3:47:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

I understand this and it troubles me

12/5/2025, 3:46:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

A gun shot wound

14/4/2025, 1:19:20 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Masterpiece.

23/3/2025, 3:13:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Disgusting. Pathetic. Stupid. Immoral.

15/3/2025, 1:33:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s me. I’m behind your curtains.

13/3/2025, 3:37:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

I tried as well. Grrrrrr. It’s a great word!

7/3/2025, 12:41:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

I was just looking for that.

23/2/2025, 4:53:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

The acting was amazing

22/2/2025, 7:13:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Journalism is virtually dead. They can’t keep up with the firehose of garbage and are just rewriting White House press releases.

21/2/2025, 1:46:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Every one of these stories can be traced back to a Fox viewer who believed every word out of their mouths and didn’t seek for an alternative source of opinion or news. And now they are finding out that perhaps their extraordinarily concentrated source of news may not have been reliable…

21/2/2025, 1:42:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Bless Kier

11/2/2025, 6:51:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted

Sorry, Mexico and Canada, we elected a dimwitted shitheel

31/1/2025, 6:56:17 PM | 18128 2475 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Lovely.

1/2/2025, 9:40:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Insane.

30/1/2025, 12:51:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

What the F is going on. Our elected representatives are unserious morons.

28/1/2025, 6:09:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you should only use oil paintings- just take a picture of it….

27/1/2025, 10:48:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Welp - this is what happens when you put your faith in a grifter without any concern for average families.

23/1/2025, 3:41:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

A tremendous poem. Read it often…

20/1/2025, 9:38:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this specifically for legal writing or is it more general than that?

19/1/2025, 3:19:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Monkey tennis > the new motto

16/1/2025, 5:15:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

You do you. No way am I going to spend one second watching that garbage live or otherwise. Just because this country has lost its way doesn’t mean I need to let them indoctrinate me.

15/1/2025, 1:37:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like an incredible mom.

15/1/2025, 1:31:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Insane

10/1/2025, 7:54:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

High hat

28/12/2024, 1:47:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

March is pretty good. I’d personally be good til 2026

15/12/2024, 3:56:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure that the police, DAs, prosecutors and federal investigators/agents will only use this new technology for good.

7/12/2024, 3:08:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono.bsky.social) reposted

Eric Adams is going to have an insanely weird lawyer. Like he's gonna wear a white suit and top hat and speak with a Cajun accent for some reason

26/9/2024, 2:02:35 AM | 1243 120 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

Judge: Mr Adams you are charged with 78 crimes against the state of New York, how do you plead? George Santos: not guilty your honor Judge: no, it’s not you- Andrew Cuomo: not guilty y- Judge: no not you ei- Rudy Giuliani: your honor not gui- Judge: not y- Anthony Weiner: yeah I did that shit

26/9/2024, 2:12:57 AM | 704 114 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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25/9/2024, 11:07:20 PM | 302 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

abolish the death penalty

25/9/2024, 12:31:09 AM | 825 188 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. No bids but the opening one is a little steep….

12/9/2024, 5:44:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Pathetic

12/9/2024, 5:40:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Love REM. That signed jacket looks fantastic….

12/9/2024, 5:34:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Ice cold

16/5/2024, 5:56:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ennui Doofen (@ennuidoofen.bsky.social) reposted

why can't my doctor just auto-tune me

11/5/2024, 6:29:33 PM | 237 88 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

If there’s a dollar left in those properties, it belongs to the state as part of the disgorgement. Why should he benefit from the value of the property when the debt is paid off? He is a fraud and needs to pay up as punishment.

24/3/2024, 5:38:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted

NJ AG Matthew Platkin: “I cannot be silent as I watch, in horror, as Adeel Mangi, a fellow member of my profession, a pillar of our community, a resident of our state, and a citizen of our nation is ruthlessly targeted by members of the United States Senate because of his Muslim faith.”

24/3/2024, 4:49:58 PM | 351 114 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

That was my nickname in college

9/3/2024, 2:15:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes but people are choking on their food right now and you aren’t doing anything.

10/2/2024, 9:06:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Was it Avenatti?

7/2/2024, 6:35:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Good pitchbot imitation.

2/2/2024, 3:24:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Well that’s one way to endear yourself to a Federal judge…..

29/1/2024, 10:18:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks Mitch! Always look forward to your appearances.

29/1/2024, 2:46:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

I would have written “or our freedom.”

28/1/2024, 3:46:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoa. This thing is unreal.

27/1/2024, 4:46:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

I would have voted for hotburger

26/1/2024, 9:30:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

So it’s mating strategies that caused so many “issues?” Dude needs to go back on his meds.

26/1/2024, 6:30:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there any precedent to this?

25/1/2024, 2:19:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Columbus (@ericcolumbus.bsky.social) reposted

Fifteen years ago at this moment I was very cold and very happy.

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20/1/2024, 5:07:04 PM | 142 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Nashville upbringing will thin the blood….

19/1/2024, 11:25:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Brilliant. Like the guy on Twitter- Matt Getz I think- who just got crushed every time Matt gaetz did something gross/creepy/racist. Id change my name…. Add a silent Q or something…

18/1/2024, 3:11:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Is she this bad, just clueless, or doing it on purpose to drive the judge insane?

17/1/2024, 11:26:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

100000% - just a straight self-immolation. So frustrating.

17/1/2024, 2:10:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Lobsters.

17/1/2024, 3:50:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Please…

16/1/2024, 2:28:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

What in the world do they think they are doing.

15/1/2024, 2:37:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

But what if that IS the cool thing?

14/1/2024, 9:19:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

That is entirely possible now that you mention it. Probably don’t want to know…. This freaking country.

14/1/2024, 4:08:10 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

Or telling them that the phrase was popular with a certain painter and wallpaper hanger from the 1930s and 1940s…

14/1/2024, 3:48:03 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

I want more.

14/1/2024, 3:46:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glaze (@theglaze.bsky.social) reply parent

I am a huge Fielder fan (and loved that he was EP on John Wilson’s show) but I felt like I was being punished for something as I watched The Curse. It was so deeply committed to cringe it was painful.

14/1/2024, 3:17:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view