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The Jack of Kingfield

@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social

A celebration of the quirks of South Minneapolis live from the boost mobile store. Transit enthusiast, shitty graphic design fan, militant pedestrian

created July 26, 2025

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Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social)

Mn gun owners caucus does not like being asked if they are for or against mentally ill people who want to harm children having access to guns that can kill dozens in seconds. Hint: they are very much for

Mn gun owners caucus has blocked you
1/9/2025, 11:55:13 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

What happened to this guy’s chin? Why is he so chinless?

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1/9/2025, 11:26:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the MN Gun Owners Caucus’ official response to communities impact by school shootings? Wow. You have to know you’re an actively evil person, right? As you fight to arm the next school shooters

1/9/2025, 11:22:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re trying to make it easier for a want to be school shooter to get the gun they’ll use to kill children? Got it.

1/9/2025, 11:19:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:45:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

A national gun ban would have prevented this. A ban on semi auto guns would have prevented this. What suggestion of yours would prevent this? Why doesn’t it happen in other countries on a daily basis like us?

1/9/2025, 10:03:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

When you stop crying, spiderman, use the full quote

1/9/2025, 9:55:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you or are you not in favor or would be school shooters getting machine guns?

1/9/2025, 9:55:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

For mass what? How many mass shootings happened without guns?

1/9/2025, 9:54:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re saying current gun laws do not go far enough to keep us safe? I completely agree

1/9/2025, 9:52:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Use the full quote.

1/9/2025, 7:18:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re in favor of bans on machine guns? Or in your ideal world would machine guns be easily accessible

1/9/2025, 7:17:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Why didn’t you use the full quote, coward? “Someone calling you a coward for your refusing to defend your actions is not them being “violent” toward you. Grow up, baby. If you were less of a coward maybe you would not feel the need for a safety blanket all the time.”

1/9/2025, 6:39:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg, someone called you a coward? That’s awful. You must have been terrified. Anyway, you should probably get back to making sure school shooters are allowed to get machine guns.

1/9/2025, 6:38:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

They are too cowardly to say yes or no. They know they are evil people.

1/9/2025, 6:13:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you support mentally ill people who want to kill children having access to semi automatic weapons capable of killing dozens in seconds? Full stop?

1/9/2025, 5:52:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

And you want to arm all school shooters

1/9/2025, 5:51:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

What framing? I am telling you facts and and you are too cowardly to respond to them

1/9/2025, 5:50:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Bullying is a significantly less important issue that mass shootings

1/9/2025, 5:50:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

And if they did not have access to a gun, no kids would have died. It’s the guns. Kids get bullied everywhere, we can work to fix that. Kids only get shot in places where guns are easily accessible. There is a reason bullied kids in the Uk don’t shoot up schools.

1/9/2025, 5:22:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems like you are the one not realizing the guns are the essential element that enables school shooters to exist. Your life’s work is arming school shooters

1/9/2025, 5:20:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Just to be clear: bullying did not kill those kids. A person with a gun did. We should focus on keeping guns out of people’s hands. The pope should refuse communion to Catholics who do not vote for gun conteol

1/9/2025, 5:04:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Marketing tip: You guys should say “we have to kill this bill just like the school shooters we enable to be armed killed children”

1/9/2025, 4:55:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Who is more likely to get us a light rail down one of hennepin/lyndale/nicollet?

1/9/2025, 2:06:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow looks great

1/9/2025, 1:00:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t speak to Foundation but I finished WOT earlier this year. It was good and the final book was great but I would not reread. There were like 5 books in the middle that were boring but all ended so well that I kept at it

31/8/2025, 11:35:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

You are calling someone saying you are a coward “violence” while defending giving someone who wants to kill kids a semi automatic rifle and enough ammo to kill a neighborhood.

31/8/2025, 9:17:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Rational behavior test: Are you for or against allowing mentally ill people who want to kill children having weapons that can kill dozens of kids in seconds?

31/8/2025, 9:15:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone calling you a coward for your refusing to defend your actions is not them being “violent” toward you. Grow up, baby. If you were less of a coward maybe you would not feel the need for a safety blanket all the time.

31/8/2025, 8:46:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

If your answer was “no”. You would have said so. Clearly you support arming school shooters

31/8/2025, 5:03:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Protecting the rights of school shooters you mean. Your entire life has been dedicated to making it easier for school shooters to murder children. You know that, which is why you are so embarrassed by your stances

31/8/2025, 4:45:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

There is not framing. I am reminding you what your actions enable and asking if you support it. And you, being a coward, cannot answer. That cowardice is probably why you love guns.

31/8/2025, 4:44:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems a lot of things are hard for you to tell. For example: tell us if you support mentally ill people who want to kill children having access to guns which can kill dozens of kids in seconds. You have so far lacked the courage to answer.

31/8/2025, 4:25:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Surely you see a moral difference between raising money to stop school shooters from getting guns and raising money to make it easier for school shooters to get guns.

31/8/2025, 3:43:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

But you did solicit donations to fund your efforts to make it easier for school shooters to get guns mere hours after the shooting.

31/8/2025, 3:42:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool that school shootings make you laugh. Definitely beating the psychopath allegations. How many guns would you like a school shooter to have?

31/8/2025, 3:41:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s not a rebuttal of sickos paying your bills. 2 hours after the shooting you solicited donations to fund lobbying efforts to make it easier for school shooters to get guns. Only sickos would do that.

31/8/2025, 3:25:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Please share the data showing states with permit-less carry have lower per capita gun deaths. I can save you time, the opposite is true

31/8/2025, 2:47:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

it's not framing. It is reality. It is what happened. You are too big a coward to own your own beliefs

31/8/2025, 2:41:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Should mentally ill people who want to shoot up a school be legally allowed to carry their gun to the school? Can you show me you are not a coward and give a yes or no?

31/8/2025, 2:34:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Is your official stance that a mentally ill person who wants to kill children should be allowed to have access to guns capable of killing dozens in seconds? Yes or no. I can proudly say No. you are too much of a coward to say yes.

31/8/2025, 2:26:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Make Minnesota Bigger

31/8/2025, 1:34:19 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Speaking of not giving an inch: Is your official stance that a mentally ill person who want to kill children should be allowed to have access to guns capable of killing dozens in seconds? You don’t seem very proud of that position. You have been too big a coward to say “yes”

31/8/2025, 1:28:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Standing on Lyndale I was shocked at how dark the greenway was. There must have been 5 lights out

31/8/2025, 3:52:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social)

Strong entry for best black eyed susan boulevard garden in kingfield

Large black eyed susans surrounding sidewalk
31/8/2025, 1:40:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

You keep avoiding answering: should a mentally ill person who wants to kill children be allowed to access guns like that?

31/8/2025, 1:18:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

It sounds like you think both are currently a great idea simultaneously. Why are you giving money to a racist org that supports school shooters?

31/8/2025, 12:33:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

So again, you don’t have any arguments against banning AR-15s. You just think we should also abolish the police

31/8/2025, 12:24:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

If not, have a reason not to ban semi auto guns that is not just a reason to abolish the police

31/8/2025, 12:20:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Who mentioned opposing assault weapons bans? Your stance was banning semi auto guns and abolishing police.

31/8/2025, 12:19:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

The most extreme left democrats you can find. Definitely not a pro school shooting caucus

30/8/2025, 11:56:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Gun control is literally the only way to stop mass shootings. So yes, being against gun control is being in favor of school shootings.

30/8/2025, 11:55:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

I think “cops are racist so we have to keep allowing kids to be gunned down at school” is the worst pro gun argument I have heard. It belongs in a museum

30/8/2025, 11:50:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Make sure you only vote for and give money to groups that support both. So that’s means disavowing the racist and pro ar-15 gun owner’s caucus

30/8/2025, 11:47:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Your example of “disastrous downsides” is the current reality with the public has to deal with racist cops. It sounds like you would be 100% on board with banning guns if we also disbanded the police. I can be convinced.

30/8/2025, 11:46:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

It is. All of their actions make it easier for a would be child murderer to get a gun

30/8/2025, 11:44:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

What are the “disastrous downsides”?

30/8/2025, 10:13:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Then why do you support an organization whose main goal is to allow mentally ill aspiring child murderers to acquire guns? At a certain point, you are responsible for what you support

30/8/2025, 10:12:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

This is not an argument against banning AR-15s. This is an argument against the existence of the MPD

30/8/2025, 10:11:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you believe that mentally ill people who want to kill children should be a able to acquire guns?

30/8/2025, 9:49:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

So ban possession of them too

30/8/2025, 9:48:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

You are the one saying your number 1 goal in life is to ensure that mentally ill people who want to kill children have access to guns that can kill dozens in seconds.

30/8/2025, 9:38:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social)

Minneapolis Zoning law suggestion after walking around lyndale ave last night: ban automative rated shops in on the 50 densest blocks in the city. Put auto shops in less walkable areas instead of worsening the most walkable areas

30/8/2025, 9:01:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no individual right to own firearms in the constitution. There has never been. You cannot quote it because it does not exist

30/8/2025, 8:03:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re not quoting it because you know it does not support your argument. There is no individual right to gun ownership.

30/8/2025, 8:01:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Speaking of “no true scottsman”. Was this school shooter a responsible gun owner up til 8 am on Wednesday?

30/8/2025, 7:57:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

It isn’t. that’s why you cannot quote anything in the constitution that supports your stance.

30/8/2025, 7:56:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

These gun nuts can never answer if they think a mentally ill person who wants to kill children but has not committed a crime should be allowed to have guns. They know their position is insane.

30/8/2025, 7:11:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#bumperstickersofMinneapolis

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30/8/2025, 6:22:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Bryan Strawser wants school shooters to have guns. He just does not want to made to feel responsible.

30/8/2025, 6:19:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Your stance is that prior to the moment the shooter shot through the glass they were a “law abiding gun owner” and someone you would dedicate your life to giving access to guns?

30/8/2025, 6:18:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you support people who want to shoot children having access to guns? Yes or no. Find your courage to answer.

30/8/2025, 6:17:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

You asked for donations on facebook 2 hours after the shooting. How much money have you made off this shooting?

30/8/2025, 6:15:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no individual right to own firearms in the constitution. There has never been. You cannot quote it because it does not exist

30/8/2025, 6:09:07 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Your entire life’s work has been dedicated to making it easier for mentally ill people who want to kill children to acquire guns capable of killing dozens in seconds. Are you not proud of that? Is so, please say that plainly. Don’t be a coward about what you do.

30/8/2025, 6:06:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you for or against allowing people who want to murder children access to guns?

30/8/2025, 6:04:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

We 100% do, bronk

30/8/2025, 6:03:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

So then loudly say that you support allowing mentally unstable who want to kill children having access to weapons that can kill dozens of kids in seconds. Don’t be a coward. Say it

30/8/2025, 6:01:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Byront, you’re a person. Who did you vote for for last fall for president?

30/8/2025, 5:36:56 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, you successfully made it so an angry 18 year old who wants to shoot up a school can do so? Congrats! You must be so proud of your contributions to humanity: dead children

30/8/2025, 5:35:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

What enables mass shooters to mass shoot? Hint: we don’t call them mass fist fighters

30/8/2025, 5:33:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Who did you vote for for president last fall?

30/8/2025, 5:31:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re going to let people that want to shoot up a school have Semi-Automatic firearms to do it?

30/8/2025, 5:30:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

I also don’t think we need to have kids die to protect a hobby. I love gardening. If basil was the leading cause of death for children, I would support banning it

30/8/2025, 5:15:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Renaming a post office would have bipartisan support. It would not stop mass shootings. A national ban on semi auto guns would though.

30/8/2025, 5:09:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Your entire life’s work has been dedicated to making it easier for mentally ill people who want to kill children to acquire guns capable of killing dozens in seconds. Are you not proud of that?

30/8/2025, 5:05:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

So you believe in gun restrictions for people who have committed no crime? Say that then.

30/8/2025, 5:04:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you proudly say that you want mentally ill people who want to hurt children to have guns? Say that. Write it out here and hit post, coward.

30/8/2025, 5:01:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Is Rob really so dumb that he thinks the US is the only country on earth with mental health issues? Did he vote for people who expand access to healthcare or people who cut it? Does he just like seeing children die? It is hard to argue no.

30/8/2025, 4:50:07 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a single proposal you made would stop mass shootings. You want to make it easier for mentally ill people who want to harms kids to get guns.

30/8/2025, 4:46:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great morning for sunflower peeping

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30/8/2025, 4:19:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Doctors say “he died badly, like a dog”

30/8/2025, 2:13:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Metro transit needs to up their merch game. I’ve got like 5 items from the DC metro store in my home right now and 0 from metro transit

A coffee mug with the DC metro printed on it
30/8/2025, 2:12:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Your offer is acceptable. No more professionally produced guns in the US.

30/8/2025, 1:23:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe it is also related to him being a million years old and in terrible health with what doctors call “cheddar cheese arteries”

30/8/2025, 4:52:51 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he dies, we have to make the song “celebrate good times” trend number 1

30/8/2025, 4:30:28 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Reports are that he shit himself to death

30/8/2025, 4:02:18 AM | 47 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Extend the choo choo train in mall of america to uptown

30/8/2025, 3:24:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Drafting an angry letter now!

30/8/2025, 12:13:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Jack of Kingfield (@thejackofkingfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Delaware is firmly mid atlantic. As is maryland. The south starts in virginia. I’m gonna fight about this.

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