TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Pissed off Canadian. I don't know what else to write here.
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If he dies on Sept 11th that would be really funny
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they though? Really?
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm assuming he had a sex worker in the car and just needed to put some bullshit out there ahead of anyone getting the story
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
My condolences to his family for this great injustice (he lived)
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
"First responders thought he may have severe burns until they realized that's just what his skin looks like"
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Libertarian conservative Democrat? Lmao, this guy sounds like a fuckin idiot.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't believe the "while helping a victim of domestic violence" part of his story for a second.
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TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
July 2025 estimate is 165 million Americans are employed, so yeah thats about right.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Trump a vampire now?
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
If there's one thing I learned from history it's that religious bodies have the utmost respect for scientific experts and definitely never call them heretics
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
He's the last person i want to hear saying "huge gash"
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
I recognize it but I don't really care. When Americans actually stand up and do what's needed to remove him rather than waiting for someone else to do it maybe I'll change my mind. For now the whole country can get fucked.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Crazy that it took this presidency to get Canadians to stop drinking the piss whiskey
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Guy whose PFP is a fleshlight cheeseburger has some thoughts on gender
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah yes, the stupidest country in the world needs less education.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
She's a teenage girl, all she has sto do to get a special place in the will is sit on his lap and grind around a bit
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you think Trump tried to feel up his grand daughter now or is she already too old for that?
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
God money I'll do anything for you
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm convinced that's been true to an extent for months. I've never bought that Ontario and Alberta both have/had more measles cases than the entire USA.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Welp that's it I'm ending it
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Boooo
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
No global conference should be in the USA in any state.
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TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
It's literally in the post you're replying to, he invested in her company for 5% equity.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Better that tax dollars are wasted than used to actually advance the authoritarian agenda. Waste is the best case scenario for US tax dollars at the moment.
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This sucks ass
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
They have zero intention of following term limits rules, whether it's Trump running again if he lives, or JD running indefinitely until they decide to appoint a new leader.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't think of something less interesting to give a shit about
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not Canadian owned anymore, it's owned by British company Diageo (Johnnie Walker, Guinness, etc.)
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Feel like the correct way to deal with people like RFK Jr involves a few feet of rope and a tree.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Not pissed enough to refuse the order so these piss baby cowards can all go fuck themselves. Pathetic losers.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
That's just typical fascism. A core characteristic of fascism is that it is rooted in deep stupidity, because fascism is a product of severe ignorance and appeals primarily to the stupidest people on the planet.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
They might want to look at how shelf space has worked out for American products in Canadian grocery stores. They sit on the shelf unsold until they get discounted to below cost and only then do they get sold.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Great news 👍
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, this pathetic, racist and cowardly piss baby is the perfect representation of America in this moment.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you considered that maybe the problem is with you and not the website?
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
90s grade school computer class assignment ass logo
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He stole 2024 too, it's 4
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Counter point: yes they do
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't just feel it, be one of them. This requires a full on general strike with people in all industries, not just government workers, shutting the entire economy down.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Sucks to suck America 🖕
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't donate to this asshole. He did 20 months in prison for illegal donations to the Trump campaign. The only thing you'll be funding is the $2 million in fines he had to pay.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
The only reason they're saying it now is because it's a trans woman shooter so their transphobia requires them to label her as a man.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
This is awful but basically everything else they are spending your tax dollars on is significantly worse. At least this is some amount of money not being used to build concentration camps.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Good, make Americans suffer until they wake up and fix the mess they created.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
She COULD, but she never does. If her vote is needed she can always be relied upon to vote on party lines, she only ever votes against the party when the R's have a clear lead and her vote is irrelevant. She's just as complicit as any of them.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the Maldives for anyone wondering, you don't need to click the link to the shitty AI, it won't give you any info anyway
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
You really need to stop reporting based on info from the Trump administration without having it verified by the other affected parties. They are lying and using you to shape the story.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck the fascist AI slop
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
She has not been fired, stop reporting lies just because the Trump administration feeds them to you.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a 2nd amendment for that
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
God AI slop looks so fucking awful, and it all funds fascists. Fuck this garbage.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Would recommend against using depression as the reason for getting the vaccine when they are making a database of people with mental illness to be used for persecution. Lying that you are a smoker is a much safer way to go about it.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
US is a second world country. The origin of 1st/2nd/3rd world is 1st world is the US and western allies, 2nd world is Russia and allies, 3rd world is everyone else. US is officially a Russian controlled 2nd world country now.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Why not just reduce it to one day for how many inches long his penis is.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point it's probably not even about Elon anymore, this is just being outcompeted by a far superior product. The only way Tesla can compete is by freezing better products out of the market.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Incoming pardon and cabinet appointment
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately the ones that need to read this consider not being able to kill brown people "giving up essential liberty"
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Their leader isn't even the most important part, he isn't even involved in the worst of it nor does he know most of what's going on. The rest of the administration behind the scenes are even worse than Trump.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
"images via Gemini" fuck you
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Evidence? Who needs it
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Time to take up smoking for health reasons.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
There are no "mainstream" Republicans, any person with even a single shred of dignity would have left the party years ago. Every single one of them is subhuman scum that needs exterminating.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Not all totalitarianism is fascism. Fascism is a far right specific version of totalitarianism.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Even putting the "might" in there is coward shit.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Gonna need a lot of rope to deal with these collaborators when this is over
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
the first person to do this and get an AI to hack the company that created it should win a Nobel prize
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
They murdered one of your colleagues and you're still sucking them off, you are pathetic
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck your AI slop garbage
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
And only the highly (expensively) educated, fuck them poors
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Not pissed off enough to refuse the order so they can go fuck themselves.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
"Same goes for human beings" yeah that Newsom profile pic checks out
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't give a shot about lawful, it's a deliberate step towards authoritarianism and they are willingly complying. Fuck those cowardly losers.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Jauvers?
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
No reason to not have beans in hot dog chili either
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
The only reason to try to find middle ground with fascists is because you half agree with them.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope it was slow and painful
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
They could simply refuse the orders entirely and not be a bunch of pathetic cowards.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
lobotomy?
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
They agree with Miller on this, they hate the left
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Thankfully billionaires are not immune and possibly even more susceptible to the call of the suicide bot.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
American conservatives like Postmedia, yep
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
He was charged for assaulting a prostitute, very MAGA energy. Only thing against it is she was of legal age.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
What a bunch of pathetic fucking losers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't seen Superman but knowing Lex is a Bibi stand in makes that a simple answer.
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
That's why it has to happen on live tv, preferably with his brain visibly splattering on the walls
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TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd end it with Extra Fatass Dough Tits personally
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Good for them!
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not even the biggest scandal of this administration
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile the markets have largely stopped reacting to shit he does because they don't know if it's real or not
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
I have to assume he figured Squirtle was just Squirrel with a T stuck in it and acted accordingly
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TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm blessed to not really know who Pat McAfee is and no matter how many times I look it up I completely forget and then think he's the dead psycho anti virus guy
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
We love military porn don't we folks
TheKert (@thekert.bsky.social) reply parent
Or more likely it's a shitty AI picture