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TheKert

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Pissed off Canadian. I don't know what else to write here.

created January 7, 2025

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2/9/2025, 12:14:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he dies on Sept 11th that would be really funny

2/9/2025, 12:12:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are they though? Really?

31/8/2025, 9:15:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm assuming he had a sex worker in the car and just needed to put some bullshit out there ahead of anyone getting the story

31/8/2025, 9:13:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My condolences to his family for this great injustice (he lived)

31/8/2025, 9:09:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"First responders thought he may have severe burns until they realized that's just what his skin looks like"

31/8/2025, 9:07:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Libertarian conservative Democrat? Lmao, this guy sounds like a fuckin idiot.

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31/8/2025, 8:01:26 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't believe the "while helping a victim of domestic violence" part of his story for a second.

31/8/2025, 7:56:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 7:54:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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July 2025 estimate is 165 million Americans are employed, so yeah thats about right.

31/8/2025, 7:41:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Trump a vampire now?

31/8/2025, 7:40:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If there's one thing I learned from history it's that religious bodies have the utmost respect for scientific experts and definitely never call them heretics

31/8/2025, 4:40:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's the last person i want to hear saying "huge gash"

31/8/2025, 4:35:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I recognize it but I don't really care. When Americans actually stand up and do what's needed to remove him rather than waiting for someone else to do it maybe I'll change my mind. For now the whole country can get fucked.

31/8/2025, 4:20:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crazy that it took this presidency to get Canadians to stop drinking the piss whiskey

31/8/2025, 4:18:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guy whose PFP is a fleshlight cheeseburger has some thoughts on gender

31/8/2025, 3:54:06 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah yes, the stupidest country in the world needs less education.

30/8/2025, 4:02:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's a teenage girl, all she has sto do to get a special place in the will is sit on his lap and grind around a bit

30/8/2025, 3:37:17 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you think Trump tried to feel up his grand daughter now or is she already too old for that?

30/8/2025, 2:00:49 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God money I'll do anything for you

30/8/2025, 1:45:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm convinced that's been true to an extent for months. I've never bought that Ontario and Alberta both have/had more measles cases than the entire USA.

30/8/2025, 1:25:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welp that's it I'm ending it

30/8/2025, 12:44:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boooo

30/8/2025, 12:38:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No global conference should be in the USA in any state.

29/8/2025, 8:58:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 8:50:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's literally in the post you're replying to, he invested in her company for 5% equity.

29/8/2025, 8:39:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better that tax dollars are wasted than used to actually advance the authoritarian agenda. Waste is the best case scenario for US tax dollars at the moment.

29/8/2025, 7:47:49 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This sucks ass

29/8/2025, 7:13:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They have zero intention of following term limits rules, whether it's Trump running again if he lives, or JD running indefinitely until they decide to appoint a new leader.

29/8/2025, 6:33:36 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't think of something less interesting to give a shit about

29/8/2025, 5:40:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not Canadian owned anymore, it's owned by British company Diageo (Johnnie Walker, Guinness, etc.)

29/8/2025, 5:05:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feel like the correct way to deal with people like RFK Jr involves a few feet of rope and a tree.

29/8/2025, 1:56:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not pissed enough to refuse the order so these piss baby cowards can all go fuck themselves. Pathetic losers.

29/8/2025, 1:54:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's just typical fascism. A core characteristic of fascism is that it is rooted in deep stupidity, because fascism is a product of severe ignorance and appeals primarily to the stupidest people on the planet.

29/8/2025, 1:43:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They might want to look at how shelf space has worked out for American products in Canadian grocery stores. They sit on the shelf unsold until they get discounted to below cost and only then do they get sold.

29/8/2025, 1:36:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great news 👍

29/8/2025, 1:03:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly, this pathetic, racist and cowardly piss baby is the perfect representation of America in this moment.

29/8/2025, 12:55:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you considered that maybe the problem is with you and not the website?

29/8/2025, 12:53:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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90s grade school computer class assignment ass logo

28/8/2025, 10:37:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He stole 2024 too, it's 4

28/8/2025, 10:20:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Counter point: yes they do

28/8/2025, 10:18:36 PM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't just feel it, be one of them. This requires a full on general strike with people in all industries, not just government workers, shutting the entire economy down.

28/8/2025, 10:12:33 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sucks to suck America 🖕

28/8/2025, 9:37:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't donate to this asshole. He did 20 months in prison for illegal donations to the Trump campaign. The only thing you'll be funding is the $2 million in fines he had to pay.

28/8/2025, 9:32:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only reason they're saying it now is because it's a trans woman shooter so their transphobia requires them to label her as a man.

28/8/2025, 7:51:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is awful but basically everything else they are spending your tax dollars on is significantly worse. At least this is some amount of money not being used to build concentration camps.

28/8/2025, 7:40:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good, make Americans suffer until they wake up and fix the mess they created.

28/8/2025, 3:54:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She COULD, but she never does. If her vote is needed she can always be relied upon to vote on party lines, she only ever votes against the party when the R's have a clear lead and her vote is irrelevant. She's just as complicit as any of them.

28/8/2025, 3:44:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the Maldives for anyone wondering, you don't need to click the link to the shitty AI, it won't give you any info anyway

28/8/2025, 3:37:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This seems like a very risky click on the website full of dick posts

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28/8/2025, 2:06:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You really need to stop reporting based on info from the Trump administration without having it verified by the other affected parties. They are lying and using you to shape the story.

28/8/2025, 2:01:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck the fascist AI slop

28/8/2025, 1:59:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She has not been fired, stop reporting lies just because the Trump administration feeds them to you.

28/8/2025, 1:51:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a 2nd amendment for that

28/8/2025, 1:48:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God AI slop looks so fucking awful, and it all funds fascists. Fuck this garbage.

28/8/2025, 1:33:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would recommend against using depression as the reason for getting the vaccine when they are making a database of people with mental illness to be used for persecution. Lying that you are a smoker is a much safer way to go about it.

28/8/2025, 1:31:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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US is a second world country. The origin of 1st/2nd/3rd world is 1st world is the US and western allies, 2nd world is Russia and allies, 3rd world is everyone else. US is officially a Russian controlled 2nd world country now.

28/8/2025, 1:28:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why not just reduce it to one day for how many inches long his penis is.

28/8/2025, 1:23:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At this point it's probably not even about Elon anymore, this is just being outcompeted by a far superior product. The only way Tesla can compete is by freezing better products out of the market.

28/8/2025, 12:49:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Incoming pardon and cabinet appointment

28/8/2025, 12:46:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately the ones that need to read this consider not being able to kill brown people "giving up essential liberty"

28/8/2025, 12:36:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their leader isn't even the most important part, he isn't even involved in the worst of it nor does he know most of what's going on. The rest of the administration behind the scenes are even worse than Trump.

28/8/2025, 12:30:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"images via Gemini" fuck you

28/8/2025, 12:20:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Evidence? Who needs it

28/8/2025, 11:56:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time to take up smoking for health reasons.

28/8/2025, 11:53:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are no "mainstream" Republicans, any person with even a single shred of dignity would have left the party years ago. Every single one of them is subhuman scum that needs exterminating.

27/8/2025, 9:58:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not all totalitarianism is fascism. Fascism is a far right specific version of totalitarianism.

27/8/2025, 9:52:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even putting the "might" in there is coward shit.

27/8/2025, 9:48:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna need a lot of rope to deal with these collaborators when this is over

27/8/2025, 9:21:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the first person to do this and get an AI to hack the company that created it should win a Nobel prize

27/8/2025, 2:45:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They murdered one of your colleagues and you're still sucking them off, you are pathetic

27/8/2025, 2:33:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck your AI slop garbage

27/8/2025, 2:30:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And only the highly (expensively) educated, fuck them poors

27/8/2025, 2:11:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not pissed off enough to refuse the order so they can go fuck themselves.

27/8/2025, 2:03:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Same goes for human beings" yeah that Newsom profile pic checks out

27/8/2025, 2:01:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't give a shot about lawful, it's a deliberate step towards authoritarianism and they are willingly complying. Fuck those cowardly losers.

27/8/2025, 1:44:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jauvers?

27/8/2025, 1:37:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No reason to not have beans in hot dog chili either

27/8/2025, 1:33:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only reason to try to find middle ground with fascists is because you half agree with them.

27/8/2025, 1:18:15 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope it was slow and painful

27/8/2025, 1:07:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They could simply refuse the orders entirely and not be a bunch of pathetic cowards.

27/8/2025, 12:52:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lobotomy?

27/8/2025, 12:46:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They agree with Miller on this, they hate the left

27/8/2025, 12:44:12 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thankfully billionaires are not immune and possibly even more susceptible to the call of the suicide bot.

27/8/2025, 11:55:46 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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American conservatives like Postmedia, yep

27/8/2025, 11:53:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was charged for assaulting a prostitute, very MAGA energy. Only thing against it is she was of legal age.

27/8/2025, 11:49:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a bunch of pathetic fucking losers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

27/8/2025, 11:43:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I haven't seen Superman but knowing Lex is a Bibi stand in makes that a simple answer.

26/8/2025, 6:48:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's why it has to happen on live tv, preferably with his brain visibly splattering on the walls

26/8/2025, 6:46:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 6:38:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 6:33:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd end it with Extra Fatass Dough Tits personally

26/8/2025, 6:32:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good for them!

26/8/2025, 6:29:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not even the biggest scandal of this administration

26/8/2025, 6:28:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile the markets have largely stopped reacting to shit he does because they don't know if it's real or not

26/8/2025, 6:27:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have to assume he figured Squirtle was just Squirrel with a T stuck in it and acted accordingly

26/8/2025, 6:17:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 6:15:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm blessed to not really know who Pat McAfee is and no matter how many times I look it up I completely forget and then think he's the dead psycho anti virus guy

26/8/2025, 6:06:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We love military porn don't we folks

26/8/2025, 6:04:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or more likely it's a shitty AI picture

26/8/2025, 5:47:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view