Florida, visit for the Mouse, stay because you died of something preventable. That’s a strange tourism campaign.
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Florida, visit for the Mouse, stay because you died of something preventable. That’s a strange tourism campaign.
Not all heroes wear capes
I’m sure Californians can pick up some towels and some poorly manufactured small appliances somewhere else.
The problem is wingnut Republicans see “Democrat” and start yammering on about how Democrats started the Klan, are the real racists, etc. It’s an entire group who have never heard of the Southern Strategy.
I’d put every dime I got on a bet even those elderly hippies could whip his pasty ass.
Come for the mocking, stay for the triggered MAGA 🤣🤣
Big Balls apparently can’t throw them hands. Pussy.
“Do you LOOOOVEE Donald Trump, and have worked with, or for, the Heritage Foundation or Fox News?” “Yes.” “Welcome aboard!”
I hate his ass with the intensity of a thousand suns…but I hold deeper disdain for the people who are fans of his.
The issue is the parents of these boys co-oped parenting to the internet and didn’t pay attention, primarily because they themselves were wrapped up in the digital world. You want to raise a decent human being, be fucking present.
What’s this simple bitch on about?
If you asked AI to draw a pedophile…well, there it is
Tim Scott protects pedophiles. Full stop.
Because the boys these days are mad because no girl wants anything to do with them and they are lashing out. Add that they have inferiority complexes because girls are working them in academics and you get this.
I lived in rural NH once, can confirm.
I’m pro choice and love my kid too….weird huh? And I don’t need validation or to “humanize” it. Is it not humanized already?
These dumb motherfuckers love some alliteration
Not if it’s a vaccine made out of raw milk and raw sewage, which he drinks and swims in.
I’ll take things that won’t happen for a thousand, Alex.
“Hey, we are ready to bus them in, put them up in small cabins, provide small meals for them and give them Sunday mornings off.” Why does that sound like something else?
I hope he’s fucking dentist is in good shape. Working on that mouth has got to be quite the endeavor.
Word
When I saw “kicker” I immediately thought Butker… Fuck that guy and I’m saying that with my whole chest.
Remember when Politico didn’t suck donkey dick? Good times.
So…I paid $3 more for a big container of Folgers from Costco this week than I did 4 months ago, from ~$16 to $19. But please continue to tell me how tariffs are helping me.
Well, when you have an electorate who couldn’t spell economics w/o a dictionary you can say whatever the hell you want and they’re none the wiser.
He’s a bitch ass punk. Next question?
About as likely as Epstein.
Duke is a major player in Meck so I suspect the two reps were “influenced” to vote accordingly.
Tracks. (Every time I hear similar stories all I think is “tracks”.)
LFG
So many points to make, like, why’d you stay ALL WEEKEND if you feared for your family? Aren’t you a tough as nails Alpha? Is my 12 yr old daughter less of a coward than you because she’s not remotely afraid of NY & gonna go see a show & walk around with my wife? Oh Charles, tell me it ain’t so.
Well, I learned something today. It’s always good to hear about the good ones because, my Lord, between Mace and Graham….whew
Can someone, ANYONE, and I mean dating back to the writing of the Constitution, name 3 (excluding Clyburn) SC congressmen that were worth a shit and recognizable on a national level? And weren’t right wing asshats?
What kind of dad is Kirk where he took his family and stayed ALL WEEKEND in a place he didn’t feel safe?
I am a firm believer when you see these assholes in public it should be on sight.
And Thiessen it’s called a fucking battery you dumb motherfucker.
Put me in a room with Thiessen so I can dress him down and let him know how much of an imbecile he is. I can be erudite or I can be a redneck, and he makes the redneck in me want to come out and slap the taste out of his mouth.
And I owned EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
Blanche: “How does a full pardon and release sound to you?” Maxwell: “Put it in writing and tell me what you want me to say.”
Where’s Tim Scott’s hard hat? Someone call OSHA…if they all haven’t been fired yet
Tomorrow on Fox “What’s a little perjury when you’re MAGAing?”
Who tf are his “my people”? That numb nuts tries to lump my white ass in with his bullshit and he can come catch these hands.
I was a NWA kid (shout out Mid Atlantic Championship ‘Rasslin and GA Championship Rasslin) anyway, so fuck that guy.
Man, same with Stephen King. I came walking out of the library with Cujo, Pet Semetary, and The Shining in ‘83 for a little summertime reading. I had just turned 11. Needless to say I’m really hard to rattle nowadays.
These people literally get in front of a friendly camera and just tossing a word salad. My theory is in the a.m. they get a series of talking points from leadership and just beat the hell out of them all day.
His wife’s a lucky girl…
How tf do people hear this tripe and think, “yeah, this is an intelligent and reasonable guy”?
Side note: he stayed in his house cowering from constituents and his wife and kids asked about the BBB during supper.
Fucking nightmare fuel
At what point does someone who’s life has been ruined by these assholes snap? They are taking careers from people, it’s only a matter of time before someone seeks retribution.
That tracks. Bunch of fucking racist rednecks.
Anyone who has EVER worked in a Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, etc has dreamed of doing this. Just a whole shift of “I wish a mfer would.”
That’s a mess of cubs. That sow has her work cut out for her.
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
15% for lackluster service, 20% for acceptable service, 25% for outstanding. My wife makes me tip when I call in a pickup delivery if she is picking the food up because she feels like she’s being shamed. I hate that we are expected to tip for counter service because business owners suck balls
Monty Python couldn’t dream this shit up for a movie.
I learned this when Bigfoot and I were on a spaceship to Scotland to visit Loch Ness where an ancient creature has been captured. I would actually find the above more credible.
That dolphin was like, “Locals only bitch.”
If “date repellant/incel” were walking around. Bet money he calls himself an alpha and women bitches because he can’t get a date.
Kid in backwards cap looks like he’s having a tough time taking a shit.
Joe Manchin, man of the people with his finger on the pulse of the Democratic Party.
Jesse Howerton is not a guy I’d take seriously…primarily due to the fact I’ve never heard of Jesse Howerton. Who tf is that douche canoe?
Just more proof assholes live far too long.
Ah, the Dem long game. Plant traps in a doc that doesn’t exist yet they edited but waited for the Republicans to release to catch a guy that most sane people would not be surprised if he were a pederast.
All media should follow the example of the WSJ, and AOC honestly, and just provide inflammatory info that makes Trump want to sue knowing he can’t because of discovery. Use this strategy and let’s see what happens.
I’ve seen several “Seconds”, all in favor?
Somewhere a mule is bragging about the woman it kicked in the head.
Can we all agree Outkick are a bunch of incel bitches? Fuck them
Well, they did air Walker Texas Ranger and The Dukes of Hazard, so….
It’s the finger pointing that did it for me. Like every point said, “Fuck you.”
Fox: Remember this fuck up? It made the country look like it’s run by an idiot. The world no longer respects us. Just look! All of us: Hate to break it to you, but r*ping children is A LOT worse. So….
Seriously, don’t threaten us with a good time.
And it is gonna be lit. (Lit, right? Did I use that correctly? I’m old but want to be hip.)
If there were lies and coverups by Dems releasing the file would verify that too. His logic is fucking flawed.
It’s not remotely news that Gutfield is a snarky, repugnant douche canoe.
I’d curb stomp a water buffalo to protect my dog.
That just made me happy as hell.
I just agreed with Tim Burchett…pardon me while I go punch myself repeatedly in the face
There has to be some students that perform at a higher level (Right?), we always had a few that killed the curve. Do profs get knocked if there is only one A, one B, and the rest of the class Cs? Or just a whole class of Cs? (Again, serious ?s, I don’t know how performance is reviewed for profs)
I’m not saying fail them, just avg becomes avg, maybe normalize grades. I would never suggest I know the answers to academic issues, & I know things evolve (I never used a slide rule lol), but are we doing society a disservice by lowering the bar? It’s a tough environment for educators for sure
Somebody check Bondi’s hard drive. She protects child rapists too fervently which leads me to believe she may be of like mind.
Attractive to newly pubescent girls is natural? Yeah, if you’re a newly pubescent boy. WTAF?!!!
Redact the innocents’ names, but if they did some heinous shit put them on full blast. Lay that shit bare.
Greenville, NC would like a fucking word, Greg. (He is such an asshole)
Serious question (read, I’m not trying to be obtuse), couldn’t a prof just assign it and if the pupil can’t keep up they suffer academically? Reading 150 pages a week shouldn’t be too much to ask.
Please, little baby Jesus, let him win. She’s one of the many embarrassing members of the US Congress NC is suffering through currently.
The author clearly doesn’t live in the Dirty.
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Oh my, how ever would the 4th largest economy on earth do without having to bail out poor ass red states? Just throw ‘em in the briar patch, I reckon.
They wrote it…but didn’t use it. BUT, left it for my ADMIN to do with it what we would, BUT, it doesn’t exist. Now, that is an enigma wrapped in a paradox.
All the -ists. This cunt wouldn’t know a Maoist from a Communist if it put her in a work camp.
A lot of kids are born with it. These fuckers are straight assholes
Holy Fuck… whoever that is…wow, that is what I would call …is “anti-athletic” a thing?
Anyone with a mustache like that is probably tying a woman to some railroad tracks presently.
So, basically, even though we have the technology and capability, because it comes at an expense that takes dollars away from infringing on brown peoples’ rights, we’re just gonna let tragedy strike then help…maybe…clean up. Syphilis is too good for this entire Administration.
I suspect he knows but he is willing to say ANY ridiculous shit imaginable to steer people away from the Epstein List.
If my big, dumb ass would have asked that question and got a snarky answer from the panel I would have made them taze me.