Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
Chayna showing off their Laser Weapons and Combat plane drones, like it's the 22nd century. Fucking gas. Gonna see if I can get them on temu.
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Chayna showing off their Laser Weapons and Combat plane drones, like it's the 22nd century. Fucking gas. Gonna see if I can get them on temu.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
She pointed out something of interest at almost every window display we passed, which I took for an attempt to delay and, I guessed, for her neighbouring shopworkers to see her with a man. For such a short walk, it took much longer than necessary to arrive back at her workplace.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
She was the manager of the store, a fact she informed me of three times. 5/
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
We walked back to her shop, entering the Piazza via the station-side, taking our time. This route would take us the whole length of the two malls of the shopping centre, as her shop was at the other end on the Abbey-side, a right-angle away. 4/
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
I had mostly enjoyed both the time and her company and it seemed like the natural thing to do under the circumstances. 3/
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
which I suspected would be instantly reported back to her work colleagues as some sort of signal as to my intentions. . I am not old-fashioned, but it seemed the most expedient and, truthfully, 2/
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
We finished lunch and talked some more while the bill was being prepared. I admit I was warming to her conversation, even if it was mostly about herself and not particularly intellectually stimulating. Not everything need be, I reminded myself. I insisted, without much debate, on paying the bill, 1/
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Do your own basic research. Some of us are busy. You seem to think everything is an ICBM. Why comment on something you obviously don't know that much about in such prickish manner? Can you wipe your own arse? This is all that wrong with the fucking Internet. Think I'll go back to usenet.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
What about it? You think Israel would be affected by a small yield air burst in syria? Tactical nukes can take out a battlefield and leave No trace. People still live in nevada.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
You obviously don't understand all forms of nuclear armaments.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Neutron bombs are banned. Doesn't mean no one has them.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, people live in hiroshima and nagasaki. And Syria and Iran are a bit away. Air bursts and tactical nukes.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Netanyacunt did mention Dresden a couple of weeks ago. If Israel actually had nukes, they'd have used them already. I think it's a bluff.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
freedomflotilla.org/ffc-tracker/ It still says handala tracker, but the first boats are on here. There are more joining from Tunisia tomorrow.
goldmartin (@gillmartin.bsky.social) reposted
Sumud Freedom Flotilla #gaza #genocide #starvation #freedomflotilla
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
Looking at the (small) list of countries that don't recognise Palestinian Statehiod, one I found quite odd. Kosovo. Seriously, what the actual fuck? I've decided that I no longer recognise Kosovo as a State and will henceforth refer to it as Yugoslavia. Even though that doesn't make much sense.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
so we all recognise Palestine, then what?
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
If I say "the Brits", with tegards politics, I'm not talking about fuckers down the pub. Same if I say "the yanks", or "the Russians". This rule may not apply for "the Israelis", as it's not a real country.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
If anyone really thinks it's a genuine concern about racism, then they need to educate themselves before trying social media, because it's really not a place for them to practice their stupidity.
The Canary (@thecanaryuk.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Israel let Nova rave happen despite intel Hamas would attack on 7 October A 'top commander' even visited the Nova rave himself just an hour before the Hamas attack, and let it go on unchanged www.thecanary.co/global/world...
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Lesbians have cocks? Has he not done an ounce of research on the subject he thinks he knows so much about? Also, the extra weight from stuffing his face with so much bile could well be a contributing factor to his high blood pressure. Where are those jokes? Fucker hasn't been funny in years.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
Mac And B at their best. I chuckle when I hear this. Schaudenfreude kink. "So tell me am I looking better?" youtu.be/vltxC9ljJqA?...
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
His search for relevance now even Rowling and her minions of pox turned against him is sad to watch, in a schaudenfreude type of way.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Does he have to repeat everything he has ever said? Is your Google broken? What's your agenda? Which party do you support? We see you, 8200. Skulking.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
For all the bots and ill-informed, Jeremy has been pro-trans rights since before a lot of you were born (or programmed). You'd have to wonder who is behind the agenda claiming he isn't.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
Greta wearing a Bohs jersey. Brilliant. #bohs #gretathunberg #bohemianfootballclub #bds #sumudflotilla #freepalestine
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Feck that. Usenet is where it's at. Amateurs.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Until there's an actual court case pending, contempt doesn't come into it. So....
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
I remember happiness and lots of laughter. Good times. And being mostly tolerant of the mood swings, which were legion. But worth it, I believed. From: Joys Of Joys - A Love Story in Four Seasons.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
Israel like everyone to think they have atomic bombs. I reckon they're lying. Because, if they did have them, they'd have fucking used one by now. They've committed every other crime in history. Do you really think they'd stop at nukes? As if they have morals? #liars
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Lol
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope you get as much joy out of him as I do.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
That meme was literally written in Ariana Grande Bold. Bravo.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Wash your mouth out with soap! 😂 (they're both great). Check out Marquee Moon. You won't regret it.
Andrea Pitzer (@andreapitzer.bsky.social) reposted
Leave it to this lovely weirdo to write a great pop song and then dismantle it completely. All you ever say.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Fiction. It's just fiction. Everything else is marketing. Avoid marketing to choose what to read. Just choose and read what interests you.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry, he did what? When did he fit the time in for that? Followed your posts for ages. But, jesus christ, you're starting to sound like a propaganda click bait bot. The "alt-right" HATE Putin. Because it's still reds under the bed shit for them. Now do Zelensky. The Banderist actual fascist.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
It's bollocks. The attribution to someone posting a link about something they were in being classified as follow farming? Aye, right.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Hyperbole. But good advertising. The more people who watch it the better.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
That god is an awful bollix, as we'd say in Ireland.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
Love this building. There are memories attached to the view also. Varied, confused, reminiscent.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
Finding common ground with brit flag-shaggers educated by tiktok is impossible. "Would you like to come back with me and him?" after the "conversation" was a tad strange. The answer was no. Obviously. They would be such nice people if it wasn't for the awful propaganda shite. #stillnoeitherway
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
I fucking love that last one. I am you; you are me. How does that happen?
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
HAPPY birthday, Fred. Happy Anniversary, Jean. Happy is the wrong word. The word is LOVE.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
It's a castle/priory. With an ice cream van. The ice cream van ruining any chance of taking a decent photo shows everything wrong with the world today. Anachronism for payment. Slightly annoying. Em... I had an ice cream. A 99 to be precise. #iscreamyouscreameverybodylovesicecream
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
UN has to move from Murica. They don't recognise half of what they do and try to undermine them anyway.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
Classic Goff: trying to tell my alarm to turn off by voice command in my dream. Thankfully, I had also set a manual turny-off-with-hand one or I may have succeeded in turning off the other one and falling back asleep.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
Just saw a fox. I take this as a good omen. Based on nothing more than a memory of a time long past when I saw my first one. Oh and foxes are cool.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
Two hours sleep should be enough for anyone. I can sleep on the plane anyway. I have remembered why I prefer late flights. "Gliding wrapt in a brown mantle, hooded I do not know whether a man or a woman —But who is that on the other side of you?" #whistlestop #sallyvickers #tselliot #wasteland
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
A bit longer by a few minutes than the average tiktok viewer can manage to keep paying attention to, but Sneddon's very polite rant is worth watching all the way through.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Just do what I do and keep telling yourself you're a ride. Maybe don't say it out loud in public, but you'd get no complaints from me if you did. Ye ride. You're loved. You're very much respected. You're winning.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
End notes are a godsend for people who just want to read and research later. Footnotes, while handy in some cases (1984 explanation of Newspeak) for example, are not the only answer. On anything less than a tablet, footnotes are a mess. They both have their place. Physical books trump digital.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Strange take, considering my comment. Dope. She gave you Trump. Because of her support for genocide. And you still love her. The cognitive dissonance is strong in you. [ENDS].
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Holocaust Harris? You're okay. I'll be washing my hair that day.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop supporting fascists. Stop supporting war. Stop killing people. Ta. #pacifism #antifascist #redbloodredheart
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
Latest to be added to Ukrainian hitlist "Mirotvorets" (ironically meaning "Peacemaker") is Woody Allen, who appeared via videolink at a Russian film festival. Linked to the Banderist Fascist Ukrainian security services, Mirotvorets has resulted in the deaths of journalists as well as others.
𝖼𝗋𝗄Ⓥ (@crk5.bsky.social) reposted
In a small town in County Cork, Ireland, a monument stands in appreciation to the American Choctaw Indian Tribe. Although impoverished, shortly after being forced to walk the Trail of Tears, the tribe somehow gathered $170 to send to Ireland for famine relief in 1847 [Historic Vids]
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
Comical Ali shit. The man with a secret nuclear program who gets his nuclear powered subs from Germany. Although Germany just announced they are stopping all arms shipments to Israel. Their main arms maker says they'll just move production to the US to avoid this. The World is full of cunts.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
It's already a one-party State.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
If he thinks that, then he must never have read my tweets back in the day.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
A Serge Gainsboirg classic, sang by his then sweetheart, Jane Birkin. Based on Chopin's Prelude In E Minor (a prelude I used to be able to play on piano... Must try now), which, to me, is the saddest piece of music ever written for piano. "Jane B. Anglaise. De Sexe: Feminin."
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
New pin badge. Never a fan of these things. But I'll wear this. (The backdrop is the Palestine Flag).
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
In fairness, I wouldn't fuck her with yours.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
You'll choose racism is what I read. Not quite the flex you were hoping for, I'd imagine. Your enemy's enemy is not necessarily you friend.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
You obviously don't understand what Fascism is. Nor, I fear, do you understand what constitutes democracy. #readmore
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
You call women bitches. Stay quiet.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, it's like you're arguing my point.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Again, stick to the OP. I still fail to see your point.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
I see the scambots are out already. RTE. Moderate your fucking posts.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Stick to the point of the OP. If you can't see any parallels in the UK right now, then there's no hope.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Very much so. He's also a racist grifter. What was the point of that question?
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I forgot the rules you made up about how online discussions work. My bad. Now really, this surly brat is busy right now. So (try and understand what this means) [ENDS].
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Mussolini supersedes Lenin. Fascism didn't exist when Lenin said that. I understand what you're trying to say, but it's just putting another suit of rags on the same thing, in an attempt to disguise The tools of fascism are just that. Tools. It's fascism.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are you making it all about you? And why are you continuing to embarrass yourself? What is wrong with you? You seem to be making a moral judgement about ME, while defending a drunk driver who hit an AMBULANCE. That's not normal. Thanks for making me feel young again though. [ENDS].
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
You okay, Hun? Did you miss the bit where I said, she might be in shock? Do you just have to feel like you know better than everyone? Maybe I'm more careful when driving something that can kill than you. It's not a pissing contest. Ambulance. Dangerous driving. No excuses. That's for her brief.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
She shouldn't have been driving so. That's basic shit. Where did this thing about not passing judgement before knowing all the facts come from? She hit an ambulance. We don't nneed to make excuses (that won't stop prosecution) for her. There is no mitigation because (checks notes) "tired".
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
She could just be in shock. But chances are, if she didn't avoid the big vehicle with the flashy lights parked on the path, she's not sober. I can't feel sorry for her at all. There might have been an injured person in the ambulance. Or someone could die as a result.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
State Capitalism is fascism. If you need more information on the point, check out what Mussolini said about it. Considering he more or less invented modern fascism. Capitalism is not for people who work. Try and understand that.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Fame at last. 👏👏
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
My favourite version of The Red Flag. Wyatt's plaintiff tones give it a subtle power that Bragg's faux anger can't. "Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer, We'll keep the red flag flying here." It always confused me why 'Murica has the opposite way. But they switch policy every 80 years or so.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
No one will play your shitfest next year. #BDS #freepalestine
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
They talk about the infrastructure cost but can do it in Britland? Okay, so. We believe them. 🙄
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
I've no idea what Cracker Barrel is. I'm sick of hearing about it. Something something new branding logo shite. Wonder what the distraction is? Are more arms being sent to Israel and they need us to look the other way?* *Yes. #ivenoideawhatatrackermortgageis #thereisafuckinggenocidetakingplace
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, you'll be labelled antisemitic alright. But it'll just be bullshit, as usual. They have devalued the word. Yet another shameful act to add to the list.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
The UN officially recognise a famine in Gaza. Great. About time. But it's a MAN MADE famine, as part of a GENOCIDE, being committed by Israel. Just call it was it really is. #BDS
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social)
If Israel is the ancestral home of the Jewish people, how come they couldn't find it for forty fucking years, when all they had to do was walk in a straight line from Egypt, right fucking beside it. And if it was their ancestral home, how come they weren't already there? I smell bullshit.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh and #BDS.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you support genocide?
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Having watched about two seconds of her interview, all she has to do is open her mouth before people stop listening and realise exactly how despicable she is.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Convicted criminal racist who incited violence speaks to similar who hasn't been imprisoned. Yet. In Irish, we'd say, "beirt ghiobóga." #twogeebags
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, not this time. We're talking about your despicable genocide. Scumbot.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
Ta.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
I mute all Israeli propaganda bots. Thanks for reminding me to do it to propaganda twats as well. Soon you will be shouting* into the wind. *pissing. STOP ENABLING GENOCIDE. #BDS
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
He's just jealous of their hair.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
The usual definition of classic is anything over 20 years. This applies to music as much as cars and everything else.
Goff (@themightygoff.bsky.social) reply parent
There were about 6 other people dandering around. A wonderful experience. Got too see it at night a few months later too. As creepy and brilliant as you'd imagine.