The secret is that wealthy assholes think they can rob and rape with impunity. It's fucking sick. And this was before the syphilis rotted his pathetic pea-brain.
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The secret is that wealthy assholes think they can rob and rape with impunity. It's fucking sick. And this was before the syphilis rotted his pathetic pea-brain.
"FAT ORANGE BABY-MAN IS DESTROYING THE US ECONOMY FASTER THAN A RUSSIAN WHORE CAN PISS IN HIS FACE. WILL PROFIT GREATLY WHEN HIS SHELL CORPORATIONS ARE ABLE TO BUY AND SELL THE DESPERATELY UNEMPLOYED. SAYS A BIG 'FUCK YOU' TO HARDWORKING AMERICANS WHO WILL PAY THE PRICE OF HIS GREED"
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Our nation is in grave danger. But across America I’m seeing the stirrings of a giant backlash. People rising up and hitting the streets. Our fight — for democracy, the rule of law, social and economic justice, and decency — is gaining ground. Trump will lose. We will win.
He can't read, and numbers don't mean anything to him. The syphilis has rotted what little brains he had to start with. SAD!
So Reuters legal does the same thing - softening and normalizing the atrocities - I have to fix this too? Ok- RACISM RAMPANT IN SUPREME COURT, OLD WHITE MEN OVERRULE COMMON DECENCY AND CHRISTIAN VALUES, SAY A BIG 'FUCK YOU' TO NON-WHITES SEEKING A BETTER LIFE.
I nominate JD Vance. It will confuse the fuck put of him if everyone is nice to him.
We should have a Bluesky main character of the day that everyone is nice to, just pick someone and shower them with appreciation.
"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan.
Fuck them. Fuck him. Maybe he should just go away. No trump, no protest. Problem solved.
Cripes. I'm getting tired of fixing your headlines. "Orange loser has short list of petty thugs and boot-lickers to head the federal reserve. Says a big 'FUCK YOU' to hardworking Americans who will have to deal with the consequences" Seriously, I'm just an email away, Reuters
This is partly his damn fault! Fuck this old turtle man.
I bet he isn't immune, he's not vaccinated! Haha!
I thought it was vaccines? Oh well, I guess as long as it isn't that we are able to recognize and diagnose autism more readily than we could 50 years ago, and awareness of autism is much higher. I'd hate to think that we are just more aware of our fellow human beings.
"ORANGE BLOB OF SYPHILITIC GOO CONTINUES TO SAY "FUCK YOU" TO HARDWORKING AMERICANS. THROWS JOBS AWAY AT ALARMING RATE. " Reuters, please get your headlines right.
I know there's a lot going on, but it should be getting more attention that the governor of Illinois just credibly accused Texas of planning to literally invade his state. I unpack how profoundly alarming this is @theunpopulist.net:
here's today's post: "Epstein’s survivors spoke out and Republicans lost their shit" — release all the files, you cowards. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
Do you guys have a paper doll tiger as well? I'm seriously going to have to take a trip to see your zoo..
FALSIFIED DATA USED TO TEMPORARILY STEADY THE DOLLAR. BIG "FUCK YOU" TO ALL THE HARDWORKING AMERICANS WHO WILL HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE WHEN THIS HOUSE OF CARDS COLLAPSES INTO A FULL-BLOWN DEPRESSION
This assumes, however, that she is able to read. I'm not sure she can. Maybe an aide can whisper the names in her ear so she can repeat them out loud.
"DOOFUS, CONTROLLED BY BRAIN WORMS, TELLS GROUP OF DIPSHITS THAT THE CDC IS THE SHADOW FORCE BEHIND ALL THE 5G VACCINES THAT CAUSE WHITE PEOPLE TO BE LAZY AND IGNORANT. SAYS A BIG "FUCK YOU" TO HARDWORKING AMERICANS WHO'S CHILDREN WILL NOW HAVE POLIO AND WHOOPING COUGH"
No, the syphilis has progressed too far and he can't get it up anymore. That and Satan is far too old for him anyway. And I don't think that he is literally Satan, I believe Satan wouldn't be so blatant and stupid about what he's doing.
Jeebus Reuters, let's fix this headline too. "HEALTH INSURANCE CARTEL TO CONTINUE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF LACK OF REGULATION AND WILL SAY A BIG "FUCK YOU" TO HARDWORKING AMERICANS WHO ARE STUCK PAYING THEIR SNEAKY BRAND OF EXTORTION"
Reuters, Reuters, Reuters, your headlines are too nice. The time to be diplomatic is long gone. Let me fix this one too- "Syphilitic orange loser tries to impress actual rich people on his new patio that hardworking Americans paid for without their consent." I'm just an email away, Reuters.
Their definition of "woke" ( when they can actually articulate one) pretty much describes Jesus and his teachings.
Ugh, hold on- I'll fix it- "Spoiled Nepo babies fleece investors for billions, say a big "Fuck You" to hardworking Americans who have to foot the actual bill." Just an email away, Reuters.
This is the "man" who thinks that toilets and showers don't work right, for some reason. Syphilis has really rotted his brain. Time for grandpa poo pants to totter along to the home for old pedophiles.
Scary times. I guess America was great back in the 30's?
Thinking people everywhere want this fool gone. And take his syphilitic orange buddy with him.
Brilliant.
This is disgusting. Next they'll have to put a sign in front that says "alleged holocaust" museum.
Yeah, that's great too. Hey, let's just let AI run this shit too.
That's the only "going in" this limp dick syphilitic old blob of goo can manage.
Nothing going to go wrong with this.
Fuck this ignorant orange child. Somebody needs to spank him till he can't sit down anymore, tell him to shut the fuck up and go stand in the corner until he can act like a human being.
Doesn't that make us pirates now?
It’s corruption, plain and simple.
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
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Pay attention. Your family’s safety is on the line.
NRA: “Guns don’t kill people.” ME: “They certainly seem to help.”
Here is a real, caring human being. This is what a leader should be.
There are no words that will heal the pain of this community.
Donald Trump didn’t write “The Art of the Deal” (he probably didn’t even read it) and he sure as hell isn’t writing any of these executive orders. He’s just The Heritage Foundation’s useful idiot.
FEMA employees were just placed on leave after criticizing the Trump regime in open letter. Their letter was meant to "sound the alarm" about inexperienced appointees and drastic cuts to agency programs. Like all tyrants in history, Trump wants to squelch dissent.
Cost of Trump's D.C. Occupation: $1.1M per day. Cost to operate public housing for D.C.'s entire homeless population: $169,226 per day. It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.
"In Nazi Germany, it was the Reichstag fire that gave Hitler the pretext to create a police state. In America, it is Trump himself who plays the arsonist — igniting not one blaze but many, each fueled by crises of his own making." forward.com/opinion/7645...
"SAD OLD ORANGE MAN ATTEMPTING TO DESTROY U.S. ECONOMY BY ARBITRARY FIRING OF WELL-QUALIFIED BLACK WOMAN. SAYS "FUCK YOU" TO ESTABLISHED SYSTEM OF GOVERNANCE AS HE TRIES TO TAKE TOTAL CONTROL TO MAKE HIMSELF FINALLY FEEL LIKE HES NOT A TOTAL FAILURE AT EVERYTHING. "
"GIANT ORANGE MORON STILL ATTACKING U.S. ECONOMY. WILL DO EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO DESTROY HARDWORKING AMERICANS."
He's a bumbling old man. He's gonna get bruised. That's not a problem on its own. It happens. The problem is that he's so freaking vain, and doesn't want to admit that his "wife" bruised him when she smacked his liver-spotted old pervert hand away last time he tried to grab her by the pussy.
Last time I checked, any real law enforcement officers I know do not cover their faces or hide from the public while doing their jobs. These are fucking fascist shock troops, plain and simple.
Can't we, as the taxpayers, fire this orange moron? Isn't he, and all those clowns, work for us? If we are terrible at our jobs, or are giant incompetent assholes, don't we end up getting fired?
Good. At least our neighbors to the north have some sense.
"OVERSIZED ORANGE DIPSHIT STILL TRYING TO DESTROY UNITED STATES ECONOMY. SAYS 'FUCK YOU' TO HARDWORKING AMERICANS." I'm thinking you should have me write these headlines to start with, it'll save us all some time.
"GIANT SYPHILITIC ORANGE TODDLER STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW TARIFFS WORK."
This is 🤌🏾 @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social
54 years ago today, the corporate takeover of American politics began with Lewis Powell's infamous memo. I watched it happen with my own eyes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbbgfnpJN9w
Syphilis is really taking its toll on this old man
She sure knows how to bring the fire! 💙
"BLATANT OVERTHROW OF U.S. CITY BY INCOMPETENT SYPHILITIC MORON CONTINUES" Seriously, if you guys can't figure out the correct headline, I'm just an email away.
I need to start fixing headlines for them too? Geeze-ok- "HARVARD TO PAY UPWARD OF 500 MILLION IN EXTORTION TO SYPHILITIC ORANGE TIN-POT DICTATOR" I'm just an email away, NYT.
It took many years for the military to recover from the devastating effects of Vietnam. They enjoy the trust and respect of the American public. That will be totally blown away by the military being used as domestic enforcement. That trust will be destroyed. Look to history.
Opportunity knocks who will answer?
(sarcasm follows) But-mmmm-,,,,,well,,,, business. And trump is good at business. And reagan told us and ---oh look over there! Is that a trans illegal alien eating a cat while committing crimes? That's who's taking your money.!
The clearest picture of corporate greed in this country is CEO-to-worker pay ratios. At the 100 lowest-paying major US companies, CEO pay averaged $17.2M in 2024. Median worker pay at these companies was just $35,570. That’s a ratio of 632 to 1. How can anyone defend this?
"NON -WHITE PRIEST NOT WELCOME, SAYS SYPHILITIC ORANGE BLOB" This really isn't that hard. Someone on your staff must be able to do this.
Please please please, we need more truth in your headlines!! "WHITE PEOPLE (AND ONE MISGUIDED BLACK MAN)VOTE TO LET ORANGE FELON CONTINUE TO DISCRIMINATE- AND SAY "FUCK YOU" TO NON-WHITES" You guys need help with this? I'm an email away.
Please please please, we need more truth in your headlines!! "WHITE PEOPLE (AND ONE MISGUIDED BLACK MAN)VOTE TO LET ORANGE FELON CONTINUE TO DISCRIMINATE- AND SAY "FUCK YOU" TO NON-WHITES" You guys need help with this? I'm an email away.
Donald Trump is still a convicted felon.
"Fake rich white man cries about getting in trouble for his own actions. Other white people say it's ok and "FUCK YOU" to hardworking Americans" I'm getting tired of fixing your headlines
Worthless piece of syphilitic orange shit. He's just scared that he'll get a hand full of dick next time he tries to grab a pussy.
You guys seriously need to start being more truthful in writing your headlines- allow me- CONVICTED FELON MANIPULATES BOND MARKET THROUGH HIS POWER AS "PRESIDENT" FOR PERSONAL GAIN. SAYS "FUCK YOU" TO HARDWORKING AMERICANS" There you go, I fixed it. You're welcome.
I did not make this up: in the Oval Office on Monday, Trump bragged about ending a war in "The Republic of Condo." I was not aware that this country existed, but to honor it I am posting this flag. #LongLiveCondo
Are the couches safe? I'm guessing no, not now.
(sarcasm follows) Nope, it's 2025, if you like somebody now, no matter why, you have to want them to be president. That's how it works now. That's why all these otherwise mentally functional people voted for the syphilitic orange blob of goo.
pro tip: an appreciation of what Gavin Newsom is doing right now is not an endorsement of Gavin Newsom for president in 2028. I can't even believe I have to explain this. get a fucking grip, people
Don't you just want to slap the stupid smug look off his dumbass face?
What the fuck? "How bad slavery was"???? Like it wasn't bad? And "woke" is bad? Jesus was woke AF, if you actually read what he said, so, these white supremacist ass bags can fuck right the fuck off.
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu: “Silence in the face of oppression is not an option. The U.S. Attorney General asked for a response by today. So here it is…Stop attacking our cities to hide your administration's failures.”
No worries, they can just join whatever social media networks are popular amongst the morons in charge, and not lose a bit of access to secure information.
And now the syphilitic orange blob of goo is true Ng to pick a fight with Venezuela. Brilliant.
No. Investment in Intel means that our orange loser of a dick-tater owns Intel and can bleed the company dry for his own profit.
Why don't you guys fix your headlines? They are always wrong. It should be "Orange loser rants and raves, wants to be ruler of the world. SAD!".
So much winning.
What a bunch of losers.
Traitorous orange loser. I bet he swallowed after giving poppa Vlad his hummer. Bloated syphilitic orange gasbag needs to be in jail.
Remember: There is nothing natural or inevitable about extreme inequality; it’s the result of an economic system that values wealth and power over human dignity and justice. It doesn't have to be this way.
Why the hell is this bloated orange loser still not in jail?
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You can’t assert the former without the latter also being true.
So he seems to have downgraded from making America "great" to just making DC "great". Syphilis is really taking its toll on this ignorant orange loser.
Jackie is rolling in her grave. Democracy is on its death bed.
Fucking loser. Why the hell does he think anyone cares about what he thinks about a commercial? Why the hell does he think he knows what he's doing? The syphilis is really rotting his pea-sized brain.
Went to the Moon twice, flew in space 4 times, commanded Apollo 13 - Jim Lovell has died at 97. A superb, humble and inspiring man. Rest in peace.
They don't specify where that revenue comes from, do they. Because it comes from the higher prices we're all paying. But this asshat said he would lower taxes, didn't he? Not his fault his voters are too stupid to realize that taxes and tariffs are nearly the same thing in the end. Disgusting.