He/Him Pan/bi polyam package handler, pro wrestling ring announcer, podcaster, dad, not necessarily in that order. Wannabe voice guy. DM me for booking opportunities. Linktr.ee/thesalzereffect Donate to my LEGO fund: https://venmo.com/u/TheSalzerEffect
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The fact that I already say this on the regular basis, and now I have a graphic
He sure does! Right @wrestlemaniasal.bsky.social?
…are you the youngest?
I sang this song this morning
Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.
Why yes!
#bannedbooksweek #censorship bannedbooksweek.org
What in the fuck does the first part have to do with the second part? It’s either 100% utter bullshit, or some kind of bizarre cover story for god knows what. We all know this fucking weirdo is anything BUT a Good Samaritan.
Starting stream a little early, the playing a bunch of killer with @hazlanz.bsky.social in about an hour! Twitch.tv/nicknprince
It…really does…
Honestly, though, that was the first thing I thought, the “rendering aid” part has LITERALLY NOTHING to do with the car accident part
Look, I apologized for the truck thing
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
Thoughts I can’t get out of my head and so I must share them with all of you: You’d think this administration would be against school shootings since it shrinks their dating pool.
That’s fucking fabulous
This is never going away, is it?
Glad to finally see you wrestle live!
Just in case you forgot…
Okay!
On today's Beautiful/Anonymous I talk to a librarian who is also a witch who is also polyamorous and also used to be a receptionish at a brothel. SO A FUN CONVERSATION. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
@laurenash.bsky.social preordered the album, but Apple Music does say $9.99. Not that it matters, happy to pay full price for it, but just fyi
Same same same
Hell yeah!
Ok take two! 🎬 Friends, Streamers, DBD Lovers! Please if you support this message! Repost, Share, Like and FOLLOW ON TWITCH! 💜 all the support is appreciated! Is this @deadbydaylight.com approved? let’s get me in that creator program right? #DeadbyDaylight #dbd 🤍 @bhvr.com
When the shorts be shorting twitch.tv/zack_ariah
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
Newsom: We can’t do things the way we’ve done. Let’s disabuse ourselves of that. The Democratic Party needs to assert itself. We need to be strong again. Strength matters. People want conviction. They want character. They want a sense of intention and purpose…
A federal judge ordered that no more immigrant detainees be sent to the “Alligator Alcatraz” detention center in the Florida Everglades, and that much of the facility be dismantled. The ruling rebuked the state and federal governments for failing to consider potential environmental harms.
If you want the username, send a dm
Hooray! They let me back on Snapchat!
Bad brain day.
Nobody called me!
@elliottkalan.bsky.social funny thing about yesterday’s Clueless, “Hold My Hand” would ALSO have been a correct answer for the Megaclue because it’s a song by Hootie and the Blowfish
Do yourself a favor and make your cinnamon rolls in your waffle maker
I used to use it, I don’t remember why I stopped
I was just about to ask if it was Finch!
Oh that one’s gonna be useful
Noticing a pattern here.
On today's Beautiful/Anonymous, one of our best conversations ever - a Vietnam veteran calls in and tells us of life before the war, incredible details of what happened during his time at war, and how he's feeling about the country now. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/v...
Jesus fuck 🤦🏼♂️
I literally do not understand why I can not log into weebly. The page just constantly refreshes, preventing me from entering any credentials, saved or otherwise. Just refresh refresh refresh refresh...
I miss Mango Pepsi Zero
Thought someone was flirting with me. They were not. Pardon me while I go CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE.
And. This. Is. Just. The. Beginning. We stop allowing ourselves to be governed by politicians who take money from the fossil fuel industry. Or we lose absolutely everything.
The Department of Justice is pretending it needed to talk to notorious liar Ghislaine Maxwell to know the truth about Jeffrey Epstein, when it is concealing thousands of documents about him that don’t lie. It’s a sick farce.
On twitch, that is!
FOUR FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM 1.4K! FOLLOW HIMMMMMM!
This isn’t the female gaze. This is the male gaze. It’s men who are obsessed with the physicality of other men. Women, in the main, would much rather see a man who looks like he’d make himself a stack of buttered toast and let you steal a slice
![Screenshot: No room for wokeness! @Wokenessisevil Notice how no one, not a single soul, has ever complained about the female gaze in entertainment. [photos show Hugh Jackman (Wolverine) and Alan Ritchson (Reacher) with ripped muscles]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:icsm7hd2dok5lxddyrig4gbt/bafkreieqpfyocgnmbjxooiqmg34hpxbxzfjhywfjaej45xdlkmo2j4k3pu@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Where are you going? I can be in Boston in 45 minutes with good traffic
So, yeah... if you want to help recoup, link in profile... *sigh*
Just discovered I was subbed to two different only fans accounts that I definitely did NOT agree to pay for. $210 likely down the fucking drain.
Animal Crossing time!! Live on Twitch now!!
LIVE Remember Me? What in the Chaos? www.twitch.tv/rachaelnpc
I want all of those sets so bad!
Congratulations to the Babylon Bee for accidentally writing something funny! This article was published a week ago.
ugh, same
You know what they say about the tall lanky ones...
a deranged Trump claims Obama and Hillary wrote the Epstein files and urges people to not care about them 🥴
I’m wearing a crop top in public. Be proud of me. (Thanks @femboysando.bsky.social )
Tell him I love him
Baby! 😻😻
NEW YT VIDEO!!!! youtu.be/bJ8UrVkfWAI
Budgeting Always round bills up. Round income down. Sometimes it feels like finding a $ in your pocket or in a seat cushion.
When their taimi profile says they’re polyamorous, and they know you’re married, but when you tell them you’re seeing someone suddenly they can’t be with you because of the “sense a guy is getting around”. Bitch, do you know what polyamory is?
What is likely the last update in this thread:
I used the $20 to order a jock but that will likely be my last order from AC
Update update: “It’s your fault, but here’s $20”
Wellp, this is 43
🫂🫂
The laptop has now decided that it won’t actually send signal to the other monitor unless the HDMI cable is tilting the port as high as possible. If I move that can I lose audio and video. Fucking laptop…
Not gonna happen
Got a text from @andrewchristianinc.bsky.social about "doorbuster" mystery underwear. Ordered two pair of mystery briefs. They were supposed to arrive Tuesday, they finally got here today. It's two pairs of thongs. I do not wear thongs. Mystery thongs is a separate item on the website. Not happy.
I’m afraid I don’t know that song, but I do constantly hum various wrestling theme songs
What could have been…
Me, to every republican:
Ok
Legit
Don’t let anyone forget it.
…seeing how small the crowd is, and saying “fifteen people? I ain’t performing for fifteen people!” before storming offstage, with the Sanford & Son theme song playing the whole time
@stoppodcasting.bsky.social related to today’s episode: I don’t know how true this story is but Todd Glass used to have a bit on his podcast where he and the guests would reenact a tale of Redd Fox being introduced at a club…
Here's a photo of the current head of the CP3 office in Homeland Security at his previous job that prepared him for his current role. Sleep well America.
This seems fitting. ☀️🔪
Wellp, ima die today
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Brownshirt ICE rolled up to my local Home Depot today and got the F-off treatment. Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off. 📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.
Since clearly no one else is, go fuck yourself!
Who…the fuck are you?
I don’t know that I will ever leave the house in it
Happy, @alemm.bsky.social?
I bought a crop top…
Yall, I desperately need a new computer for gaming and such. This laptop is literally falling apart. If you wanted to help, my venmo is in my profile. I will love you forever, and if you wanted me to send you something, maybe we could figure something out <3
It’s too hot for clothes
