Nosferatu Jones
@thespork.bsky.social
I am on fire like a peasant.
created November 1, 2023
280 followers 1,357 following 572 posts
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đčđ» boo-rit đ»đč (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted
to all of us living in this shithole country: âlook out for your communities and your neighbours. know your rights. film things that you see happening... authoritarians thrive on your silence. be loud.â
David Forbes (@davidforbes.bsky.social) reposted
Honestly, this is a not inconsiderable reason people don't like Dems/libs. It's impossible to respect anyone that is this cringingly servile.
Dave Levitan (@davelevitan.bsky.social) reposted
I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
William Shakespeare (@shakespeare.lol) reposted
Produce the bodies, be they alive or dead.
aliciablackgirl.bsky.social (@aliciablackgirl.bsky.social) reposted
The United States is the only place on earth where poor people shun unions, free healthcare, and free education because the rich tell them to.
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
Helen Keller was a committed socialist â same thing
-đđđĄ (@moxiest.art) reposted
dear universe, if you are going to kill off multiple Big Bads at once, and by all means go for it, remember basic mixtape structure. don't go too hard all at once. let each track breathe and then keep the energy growing. you get one shot. do it right, and she'll definitely fuck you after prom.
Wood§tock (@jurawoodstock.bsky.social) reposted
Ich bin zu alt fĂŒr diesen ScheiĂ
David Forbes (@davidforbes.bsky.social) reposted
It is a sign of basic maturity to stop revering politicians.
Jeffrey Nonken (@jnork.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
alexis simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) reposted
how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
And 400 times easier to get around without a car.
Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff.bsky.social) reposted
happy labor day
Janice Ellen đŹđGOP = Corrupt Hypocrites (@janiceellen.bsky.social) reposted
Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) reposted
Itâs a little weird to demand people vote for a candidate as a necessary lesser evil three years before you even know if theyâre going to be the candidate
gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
David Dennis Jr (@daviddennisjr.bsky.social) reposted
Thereâs no world in which you can explain this based on merit. There just isnât.
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
Nooooo
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social)
She was warning us about her husband and his friends, and everyone who looked up to them.
Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted
this is why I pay for photoshop
Angelica ShalaginađșđŠ (@angel-shalagina.bsky.social) reposted
đ„đ„Sevastopol. Reports of aviation fuel depots on fire. I canât help but imagine the panic among those who thought occupation was âsafe.â Every explosion there feels like a reminder: stolen land will never bring peace.
WingsNDNSilver (@wingsndnsilver.bsky.social) reposted
No candidate willing to sacrifice trans folks to win deserves a single vote. No candidate willing to sacrifice migrant peoples to win deserves a single vote. No candidate willing to sacrifice Indigenous folks to win deserves a single vote. Warrior up, people. You CAN build a better world.
Ray Radlein (@radlein.bsky.social) reposted
Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social)
He was my dadâs age!
ceej (@ceej.online) reposted
my father-in-law is a âI know a guyâ Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because itâs not about âwinningâ a deal, itâs about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
Kate from Kharkiv (@kateinkharkiv.bsky.social) reposted
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of âDid this dictator die or just disappear for a day?â Weâve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
Reluctant Antagonist (KJ Colt) (@moistenedtart.bsky.social) reposted
Many of these people think they are fighting racism WHILE giving consent to white power. You canât fight fascism while making concessions that sacrifice minorities. Period.
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
I donât think Iâve seen Pascal mentioned since 1985.
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social)
This is literally what a sleep study is like. After mine they told me there was no useful data because I just couldnât sleep.
Sunny Marvel (@sunnymarvel.bsky.social) reposted
Pwnallthethings (@pwnallthethings.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Youth pastor voice: you know who else everyone thought was dead for three days
Emissary Of Night | ÙÙÙÙ (@diplomatofnight.com) reposted
if we lie enough times that he's dead the new york times has to do a 3 month long barrage of stories over whether or not he's dead
Hesse đ [bĂŠddelstar galactica] (@thatdoll.online) reposted reply parent
and that's exactly why they keep fielding dogshit candidates who lose because people like you promise them your vote no matter what they do or say. your vote is the only leverage you have. don't give it to them for free. ask better of the candidate, don't scold people for wanting better.
TW (@twesq.bsky.social) reposted
god. damn.
Joe Garland đŠ (@bsky.dad) reposted
my wife left me after i sat on my gun weird and blew my entire dick and balls off at c-word barrel
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social)
The Book of Joshua is the founding document of modern Western civilization. Discuss.
James Alistair Henry (@jamesbluecat.bsky.social) reposted
I love our town fair day, but there's always one violent idiot who has to ruin it for everyone, trundling around making threats.
Lissa Harrisđ (@lissaharris.bsky.social) reposted
re: last repost: Sacred Harp/shape note singing hits SO good right now I was at a community singing a week ago and we about blew the windows out itâs religious music in origin but itâs sung as a secular community thing. as my pal says all the time, itâs music thatâs âbuilt for griefâ #FaSoLa
Matthew Jee (@freedomforall.net) reposted reply parent
If you haven't done the maths here it is: we can solve for climate change and social justice/global poverty. We can't do that and have wealthy people as we have wealth accumulation now. It isn't rocket science.
2ndverse (@2ndverse.bsky.social) reposted
I cannot overstate the importance and impact of strong environmental regulations.
Zoe Samuel (@zoesamuel.bsky.social) reposted
Can't move into new house as soon as planned because the contractor is under-crewed, because even legally-resident people are in hiding in fear of deportation. So, he's able to do fewer jobs, buy less material, etc. Morals/policy aside, multiply that across the whole economy. đ«€
Thomas Lecaque (@tlecaque.bsky.social) reposted
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
Helen Rosner (@hels.bsky.social) reposted
My best tweet ever was âLetâs put the cialis in socialismâ and Iâm still mad it didnât go wildly viral
Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@theradr.bsky.social) reposted
Olivia Hill (@machineiv.bsky.social) reposted
This motherfucker
Geri (@boldone.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Remember how shocked, saddened, disappointed, and angry we were when the Taliban blew up the Buddhas of Bamiyan? We called them irresponsible ignoramuses. Yea, itâs like that.
Carter P. Hayes (@allchronology.com) reposted
Dear Smithsonian⊠safeguard the past. Move your archives to Canada before destruction claims them.
Rumpole of the Bayou (@rumpolebayou.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Always seemed a mark against the Enlightenment that its patron Saint John Locke wrote the Carolina Colony Constitution that expressly said âEvery freeman of Carolina shall have absolute power and authority over his negro slavesâ
Gary (@lionyolo.bsky.social) reposted
ginger (@gingerest.bsky.social) reposted
If you are suffering as a customer during a strike, that is because management is intentionally passing on the suffering to you, which means you have common cause with the workers. This is so whether the management is of an airline, a hospital, or a retail establishment.
Maja Ăberg (@majaoeberg.bsky.social) reposted
Being a trans immigrant who currently doesnt know if she is gonna get citizenship or not; this Superman movie was everything I needed this year.
Lower Productivity Michael (@mcbazacophd.bsky.social) reposted
The wisest words in society are âI donât knowâ and we need to really emphasize that. If someone you respect says âyou know what, I donât know but let me help you figure this out or help you find someone who may know,â youâve found yourself a winner. Thatâs true wisdom.
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
Bruenig, I guess
Daily Trix (@dailytrix.bsky.social) reposted
Can Newsom have California's National Guard invade West Virginia while WV's National Guard is invading DC?
Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reposted
anyway the choice america faces going forward is live in the confederacy or do reconstruction for real and purge those motherfuckers from all of public life. and there isnât really an in-between.
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social)
Prediction: the USPS will be the last bit of federal government standing.
Jessica Pishko (@jesspish.bsky.social) reposted
We need to stop treating law enforcement as politically neutral. They have never been. Their presence is a political statement. Every interaction they have with civilians is political speech.
Dan Thiell (@danthiell.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If only that one trans swimmer lost to 5 cis women instead of losing to 4 women and tying with one, maybe we'd still have democracy.
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social)
Hey @bsky.app, I too wish ill on Joanne Rowling and all other bigots too. Gonna ban me?
Fun (@funkelly.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Donât say the quiet part out loud. Just donât. Vote or donât vote but donât TELL them there is no bar too low. Make them earn your vote.
Fun (@funkelly.bsky.social) reposted
people really need to stop saying âill vote for anyone who isnât trumpâ and start saying âif you want my vote you need to stop throwing marginalized people under the busâ you know, the thing trump does. cuz they hear you compromise and decide thatâs good enough for them. you are a means to an end.
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. We need to primary the snot out of these guys.
lilith kills u (@deathcarpets.sisc.one) reposted reply parent
Doc Vivi Leandra - Real-Life Scientist VTuber đ§Źđ„ïž (@docvivileandra.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Anyone going out of their way to signal they consider trans people an acceptable sacrifice, right now, is not doing so because they *have* to - they're doing it because they *want* to sacrifice trans people.
Tre Vicious - Harangue em all (@mycvicious.bsky.social) reposted
What's she doing with the other $109,953,000,000?
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
Right, but if a politician sets their policies based on second-guessing what they think the people want, they tend to lose.
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
The whole article is about electoral âmathâ driving policy. The premise of the article is flawed.
Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If you tell me to compromise on people's rights for some nebulous greater good I will always say Yours First Then. I am a Black man. That means I am both marginalized and privileged. As a marginalized person encroaching on the rights of others offends me. As a privileged person it also offends me.
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
When conservatives say âtyrannyâ they mean âpluralistic democracyâ.
RadiantHostility (he/him) (@radianthostility.bsky.social) reposted
Do people think they're being clever or do they genuinely not understand that the "tyranny" the fash wanted to fight was queer people existing and women having rights?
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
Most elected Dems seem sincerely to want police to be more violent and less accountable, though. More to the point, assembling a policy platform based on cynical electability calculus, rather than sincere values, is the best way to lose.
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) (@iwriteok.bsky.social) reposted
there's a certain dark humor in the fact that the administration is treating a dude throwing a sandwich at a cop like a suicide bombing
Matthew Hodson (@matthewhodson.bsky.social) reposted
27 years ago, two years after the introduction of effective HIV treatment, the Bay Area Reporter, San Franciscoâs lesbian and gay community newspaper, ran âNo Obitsâ as its headline. It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.
Kurt Weldon (@kurtweldon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
đ”I threw the sandwich But I did not throw the bag of chipsđ”
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social)
âWe just knowâ
altrocks đ«„ (@altrocks.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Even Grok, a mindless bot that only tells you what you want to hear, has a better stance on this than the Democratic party, and that should be deeply embarrassing to the Democratic party.
OlĂșfáșčÌmi O. TĂĄĂwĂČ (@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social) reposted
really trying to model the psychology of people who get personally offended at (it would seem) literally any criticism of the Democratic party. given my mentions of course
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social)
Never forget.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
BBC: âAl Jazeeraâs entire team in Gaza city has been killed.â
Kanna Banyanya đłïžââ§ïžđ§đ· (COMMS OPEN) (@kanna-banana.bsky.social) reposted
advisors in the democratic party being paid 950k a year to tell dipshits with the empathy of a dried up sand dollar which minorities to throw under the bus this week
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
Theyâll get you
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
Or we set the minimum wage to $25 an hour, and you pay your fucking taxes like the rest of us.
Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social) reposted
Canât say why exactly, but the phrase âonce again refused a pierogiâ made me laugh out loud.
Bugs Maytrix: Insects Reloaded (@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social) reposted
they're going to take the 3rd option which is to do dog-dick all and say some mealy mouthed "we need to compromise" bullshit because the establishment dems are all fucking worms and they're enabling the genocide of me and my friends and i'm sick of not being able to say that.
Hunter Walker (@hunterw.bsky.social) reposted
I feel I must inform you that @keithedwards.bsky.social is now calling Stephen Miller "Pee Wee German." www.instagram.com/reel/DNJS2WS...
David Bowman (@dlbowman76.com) reposted
Every single IoT enabled gizmo in your house not only can but almost certainly will be compromised. At some point, people with IoT pacemakers, defibrillators, and insulin pumps will get blackmailed by online malefactors.
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
Iâm a pretty princess!
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
democrats are going to be dealing with anti-trans hate until they either - nut the fuck up and defend these people from bigoted attacks - concede to every republican attack on the issue, inevitably leading to the total eradication of trans people from all public life literally the only 2 options
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
Bringing knives to a gunfight is not the way to win.
Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) reposted
Oh, youâre an old soul? Name 3 of your children who died of consumption
jessica jonestown (@midnightmasseffect.bsky.social) reposted
being trans is the radical idea that we are not the property of our parents.
Laura Chapin (@laurachapin.bsky.social) reposted
Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.
The Art of Asty (@theartofasty.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Imagine chilling in your home country sitting down to have lunch with a YouTube video playing in the background and suddenly some plastic faced homunculi of a Hitlerian doll pops up to call you a wetback Thatâs been the experience here for a while now youtu.be/7QWXO2yDcwA?...
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
Why should Democrats be fair to Republicans? Anywhere, ever?
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social)
skrEEEEEEEEEYEEEYEEEE
Nosferatu Jones (@thespork.bsky.social) reply parent
Sitting is the opposite of standing.
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
Itâs about fairness in womenâs sports.