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Jersey Jeff

@thetelephoneman.bsky.social

created November 15, 2024

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Profile picture Deb Brown ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ (@debpixcom.bsky.social) reposted

๐Ÿ™ƒ #GavinNewsom #EpsteinFiles

Gavin Newsom passed the Montreal Cognitive Assessment today by reciting
30/8/2025, 7:22:38 PM | 15570 3556 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 11:59:41 AM | 15956 3095 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh. I was told that wouldn't happen. Are you guys sure about this? Please double check.

21/8/2025, 11:09:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Really? What are the chances?

21/8/2025, 10:54:00 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

He must be a low IQ individual. What else could explain it?

16/8/2025, 7:10:28 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan of the Year (@dvgeebees.bsky.social) reposted

holy shit lmao

19/7/2025, 3:21:53 AM | 26792 5092 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Exactly! The โ€œcriminalsโ€ arenโ€™t the ones who are being snatched by ICE or whoever those masked men are.

19/6/2025, 3:22:23 AM | 4302 1607 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I am guessing they don't hire all nines and tens at the Fox News.

14/5/2025, 9:08:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

How did he get at Yale? These knucklehead will say anything for their dear leader.

14/5/2025, 9:04:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MzNicky in East Jesus, TN (@mznicky.bsky.social) reposted

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10/5/2025, 11:27:09 PM | 874 396 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

When he speaks he sounds like a very low IQ person.

10/5/2025, 1:21:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I really liked it when he had his spray on hair in the first administration.

7/5/2025, 10:31:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta do better job on the neck and behind the ears. Just sayin.

7/5/2025, 9:57:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

It's tough to refer to someone as a criminal if you've given them no due process to determine whether they're a criminal. Like if you get arrested and get a trial and are convicted of 34 felony counts. That's due process. You can call that guy a criminal.

7/5/2025, 7:47:07 PM | 31626 8430 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months

30/4/2025, 2:19:07 PM | 54271 9942 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted

Jamie Dimon says the *best case* scenario for the US is now a recession. Cool, cool. From the best economy in the world to a self-inflicted recession in 4 months. Gotta be some kind of record.

29/4/2025, 3:44:38 PM | 26434 6383 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amy Siskind (@amysiskind.com) reposted

The S&P 500โ€™s performance since Inauguration Day is now the worst for any president up to this point in data going back to 1928.

22/4/2025, 12:31:57 PM | 2691 877 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet they also like to eat paste.

19/4/2025, 10:21:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I am sure you are correct. Also, I really liked the Bob Costas reference. Brought it home.

18/4/2025, 11:17:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oaklander94611.bsky.social (@oaklander94611.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Who knew that the "golden" age was just Trump pissing on America.

18/4/2025, 6:29:24 AM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I was told there would be more winning. What went wrong?

14/4/2025, 10:55:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no way he understood what hee heard. Someone had to draw pictures with a crayon.

11/4/2025, 7:45:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

That's odd. I was distinctly told that the country pays the tariff. Something seems a little off here. I'm just kidding. I heard Trump say it, so I knew it was a lie.

11/4/2025, 7:43:08 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder why. Is something happening?

11/4/2025, 4:14:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought CNBC was shady and corrupt.

11/4/2025, 3:08:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Weinstein (@andrewjweinstein.com) reposted

This was three months ago.

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11/4/2025, 11:27:28 AM | 21826 5784 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like it may have been "wine time" before the show.

11/4/2025, 9:37:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent Terhune (@brentterhune.bsky.social) reposted

Idaho Bans Truck Nuts

10/4/2025, 9:28:21 PM | 6818 1083 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know where it is going to be, but be on the lookout for pee and poop where it should be.

10/4/2025, 2:00:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe Bezos got the yips. You can bet i am going to be using that a crapton today.

10/4/2025, 1:58:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. He has got them all covered. Way to go.

10/4/2025, 1:57:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

He is a radical, right panican.

10/4/2025, 12:02:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

That seems odd. Did they explain that showing up was part of the job?

9/4/2025, 11:32:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted

The White House crafting its economic policy

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9/4/2025, 7:05:07 PM | 7987 1556 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

What a knucklehead. Has no one told him that we have the greatest economy in the world.

9/4/2025, 11:24:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you think Tim Horton will do.

9/4/2025, 10:32:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

He completely shit the bed, and I might add did it like no other could.

9/4/2025, 10:27:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump could never win a trade war because all of the countries he wants to "negotiate" with are smarter than he is. He is a small-minded man, with know ability to understand and see the big picture.

9/4/2025, 10:15:18 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

But he does know how to kiss some serious ass.

9/4/2025, 10:06:55 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Knucklehead.

9/4/2025, 10:02:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

The guys in the back look like they are in a hostage video.

9/4/2025, 9:42:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I always think about the people in China who make all of Trump's merch. They have to be laughing their asses off.

9/4/2025, 9:41:05 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

In other words, he is a lying sack of used up, no longer useful horse feed.

9/4/2025, 9:37:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Hope he continues.

9/4/2025, 9:36:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

The good news is if they don't like or aren't suited to that kind of work, they can always try their hands at agricultural work. These are truly exciting times with many options for all!.

9/4/2025, 9:33:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's a thought, send him to an El Salvador prison. I bet he can make a lot of new friends there.

9/4/2025, 9:27:46 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I am certain that they are all simpletons, with no idea of what they are doing. Nimrods on and all.

9/4/2025, 9:25:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. Guessing someone drew some simple pictures to make hime understand.

9/4/2025, 9:20:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Only the best in this administration. Well maybe just so, so. They all can't be 9's and 10's. Sometimes you have to have a few middlings.

9/4/2025, 9:17:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Now let's see what they can do with the rear end. Thinking old school fins. Make it happen!

9/4/2025, 6:59:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't all the best do nothing billionaires?

9/4/2025, 6:22:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

In all fairness, the Edsel nose does make that Tesla POS look a lot better.

9/4/2025, 6:18:12 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Who is the genius that did this. Bravo, my friend bravo. Brilliant.

9/4/2025, 6:16:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

So the guy that shot heroine for 14 years thinks putting fluoride in water is bad and may cause problems in children. And Trump's little Johnson is repeating it in the news. Why don't we take iodine out of salt and bring back the goiter! We will have toothless kids with goiters on their necks.

9/4/2025, 4:42:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy days are here again! Wait, what I meant to say was how freaking asinine.

9/4/2025, 4:40:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Finally, someone with a spine at these fancy fancy law firms.

9/4/2025, 4:38:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

These three lead the parade of dullards. There are many others, to be sure, but they have millions of people listening to them. Just goes to show that just because people have lots of money doesn't mean they are smart. Jackeagons one and all.

9/4/2025, 4:35:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Please tell me that these people really aren't this stupid.

9/4/2025, 4:31:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

That would make for some great television and high ratings. All the stuff that Trump loves.

9/4/2025, 9:14:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

For that you will need two forms of I.D. and a doctors note. Also, it will not be covered by insurance.

9/4/2025, 9:02:49 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SirronRex (@sirronrex.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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9/4/2025, 3:27:32 AM | 27 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Rebuking in the name of Jesus sounds serious. What happens after the rebuking?

9/4/2025, 8:52:34 AM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

This can't be right, I was told that immigrants don't pay taxes and are a drag on the economy. Something seems off here.

9/4/2025, 8:39:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frances Elizabeth (@franceselizabeth.bsky.social) reposted

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7/4/2025, 10:27:56 PM | 647 125 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

How did she get this job. What vapid dunce.

8/4/2025, 8:51:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do people say it's a cult?

8/4/2025, 3:24:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social)

So the guy that shot heroine for 14 years thinks putting fluoride in water is bad and may cause problems in children. And Trump's little Johnson is repeating it in the news. Why don't we take iodine out of salt and bring back the goiter! We will have toothless kids with goiters on their necks.

8/4/2025, 3:22:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

Everyone who disagrees with Trump, Lutnick and Navarro is weak and stupid.

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7/4/2025, 1:26:48 PM | 1458 227 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent. Well done, I see what you did there.

8/4/2025, 8:10:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joe Weisenthal (@weisenthal.bsky.social) reposted

This is now the worst three-day performance for the S&P 500 since October 1987.

7/4/2025, 1:45:08 PM | 6522 1414 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn people put some sun screen on! You look like you turn red after 15 minutes in the sun.

8/4/2025, 8:07:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. The very same people who want to do their own research on vaccines but had trouble getting through sophomore high school biology. Ask them who Adam Smith is. They are all complete dullards, just repeating what the Fox news tells them. Incapable of original thought.

8/4/2025, 8:03:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eddietg51-42.bsky.social (@eddietg51-42.bsky.social) reposted

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7/4/2025, 11:36:15 AM | 488 83 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's hope they do it soon.

8/4/2025, 1:03:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

You have to love a sport when it is your turn, you put your beer down, it doesn't get warm.

8/4/2025, 1:00:59 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

This guy is an absolute dolt. Yet he has so many viewers. Wait, is it possible there is a direct correlation between his stupidity and that of his audience? I wonder.

8/4/2025, 12:57:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, what? I was told crypto was recession proof.

8/4/2025, 12:12:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

They are worse than the keystone cops. Not a single member of this administration has any idea of what they are doing.

7/4/2025, 8:56:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly, it's like the last words on a cockpit voice recoder before impact. To make it worse we are being purposely crashed.

7/4/2025, 8:47:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah! We all lost less wealth today than Friday!

7/4/2025, 8:45:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Amen, sister.

7/4/2025, 8:43:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow! She says it so matter of factly. If Biden had caused this Fox News would have their hair on fire 24x7 calling for him to be impeached. But since the blotted one, blessed be he does it, no big deal.

7/4/2025, 8:21:47 PM | 41 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a dream.

7/4/2025, 8:18:43 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

The only one I feel sorry for is the child who did not have a choice. A pox on all of them.

7/4/2025, 7:34:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn. His post reeks of pure panic.

7/4/2025, 7:31:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tea Pain (@teapainusa.bsky.social) reposted

Owning the libs is getting mighty pricey.

6/4/2025, 10:52:48 PM | 3365 439 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn dumbasses. But not surprised.

6/4/2025, 11:22:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn sons of bitches!

6/4/2025, 8:45:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Sautรฉed in butter. Remember, more butter, more better.

6/4/2025, 12:04:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Cardillo (@jimcardillo.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture MAKS 25 ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@maks23.bsky.social) reposted

๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ Thousands of Lithuanians in Vilnius honored the four American soldiers who tragically lost their lives.

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Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I missed that. Went back and can't stop laughing. Great catch.

6/4/2025, 11:23:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

That would be a great big NO! Let's face it , there isn't a whole lot of brain matter in that group.

6/4/2025, 10:31:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted

They're eating the 401ks! They're eating the Social Security! They're eating the retirements of the people who live here!

5/4/2025, 10:18:20 PM | 12121 2485 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Now we are just trying to keep calm and carry on.

6/4/2025, 9:13:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a prayer. You need to say amen now.

6/4/2025, 9:11:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Snowflakes!

6/4/2025, 9:09:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Go fuckenzy right off. Just another grifter. What a surprise.

6/4/2025, 2:02:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet they give her Kool-Aid out of a wine box. Just sayin.

6/4/2025, 1:56:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent

Masturds! Brilliant!

6/4/2025, 1:51:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view