Deb Brown ๐จ๐บ๐ฒ (@debpixcom.bsky.social) reposted
๐ #GavinNewsom #EpsteinFiles
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh. I was told that wouldn't happen. Are you guys sure about this? Please double check.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Really? What are the chances?
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
He must be a low IQ individual. What else could explain it?
Dan of the Year (@dvgeebees.bsky.social) reposted
holy shit lmao
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
Exactly! The โcriminalsโ arenโt the ones who are being snatched by ICE or whoever those masked men are.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
I am guessing they don't hire all nines and tens at the Fox News.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
How did he get at Yale? These knucklehead will say anything for their dear leader.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
When he speaks he sounds like a very low IQ person.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
I really liked it when he had his spray on hair in the first administration.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta do better job on the neck and behind the ears. Just sayin.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
It's tough to refer to someone as a criminal if you've given them no due process to determine whether they're a criminal. Like if you get arrested and get a trial and are convicted of 34 felony counts. That's due process. You can call that guy a criminal.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months
Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted
Jamie Dimon says the *best case* scenario for the US is now a recession. Cool, cool. From the best economy in the world to a self-inflicted recession in 4 months. Gotta be some kind of record.
Amy Siskind (@amysiskind.com) reposted
The S&P 500โs performance since Inauguration Day is now the worst for any president up to this point in data going back to 1928.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet they also like to eat paste.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
I am sure you are correct. Also, I really liked the Bob Costas reference. Brought it home.
oaklander94611.bsky.social (@oaklander94611.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Who knew that the "golden" age was just Trump pissing on America.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
I was told there would be more winning. What went wrong?
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
There is no way he understood what hee heard. Someone had to draw pictures with a crayon.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
That's odd. I was distinctly told that the country pays the tariff. Something seems a little off here. I'm just kidding. I heard Trump say it, so I knew it was a lie.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder why. Is something happening?
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought CNBC was shady and corrupt.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like it may have been "wine time" before the show.
Brent Terhune (@brentterhune.bsky.social) reposted
Idaho Bans Truck Nuts
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know where it is going to be, but be on the lookout for pee and poop where it should be.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe Bezos got the yips. You can bet i am going to be using that a crapton today.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. He has got them all covered. Way to go.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
He is a radical, right panican.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
That seems odd. Did they explain that showing up was part of the job?
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
What a knucklehead. Has no one told him that we have the greatest economy in the world.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you think Tim Horton will do.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
He completely shit the bed, and I might add did it like no other could.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump could never win a trade war because all of the countries he wants to "negotiate" with are smarter than he is. He is a small-minded man, with know ability to understand and see the big picture.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
But he does know how to kiss some serious ass.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Knucklehead.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
The guys in the back look like they are in a hostage video.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
I always think about the people in China who make all of Trump's merch. They have to be laughing their asses off.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
In other words, he is a lying sack of used up, no longer useful horse feed.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope he continues.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
The good news is if they don't like or aren't suited to that kind of work, they can always try their hands at agricultural work. These are truly exciting times with many options for all!.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's a thought, send him to an El Salvador prison. I bet he can make a lot of new friends there.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
I am certain that they are all simpletons, with no idea of what they are doing. Nimrods on and all.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Guessing someone drew some simple pictures to make hime understand.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Only the best in this administration. Well maybe just so, so. They all can't be 9's and 10's. Sometimes you have to have a few middlings.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Now let's see what they can do with the rear end. Thinking old school fins. Make it happen!
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't all the best do nothing billionaires?
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
In all fairness, the Edsel nose does make that Tesla POS look a lot better.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Who is the genius that did this. Bravo, my friend bravo. Brilliant.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
So the guy that shot heroine for 14 years thinks putting fluoride in water is bad and may cause problems in children. And Trump's little Johnson is repeating it in the news. Why don't we take iodine out of salt and bring back the goiter! We will have toothless kids with goiters on their necks.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy days are here again! Wait, what I meant to say was how freaking asinine.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally, someone with a spine at these fancy fancy law firms.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
These three lead the parade of dullards. There are many others, to be sure, but they have millions of people listening to them. Just goes to show that just because people have lots of money doesn't mean they are smart. Jackeagons one and all.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Please tell me that these people really aren't this stupid.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
That would make for some great television and high ratings. All the stuff that Trump loves.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
For that you will need two forms of I.D. and a doctors note. Also, it will not be covered by insurance.
SirronRex (@sirronrex.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Rebuking in the name of Jesus sounds serious. What happens after the rebuking?
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
This can't be right, I was told that immigrants don't pay taxes and are a drag on the economy. Something seems off here.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
How did she get this job. What vapid dunce.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do people say it's a cult?
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social)
So the guy that shot heroine for 14 years thinks putting fluoride in water is bad and may cause problems in children. And Trump's little Johnson is repeating it in the news. Why don't we take iodine out of salt and bring back the goiter! We will have toothless kids with goiters on their necks.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Everyone who disagrees with Trump, Lutnick and Navarro is weak and stupid.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent. Well done, I see what you did there.
Joe Weisenthal (@weisenthal.bsky.social) reposted
This is now the worst three-day performance for the S&P 500 since October 1987.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn people put some sun screen on! You look like you turn red after 15 minutes in the sun.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. The very same people who want to do their own research on vaccines but had trouble getting through sophomore high school biology. Ask them who Adam Smith is. They are all complete dullards, just repeating what the Fox news tells them. Incapable of original thought.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's hope they do it soon.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
You have to love a sport when it is your turn, you put your beer down, it doesn't get warm.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy is an absolute dolt. Yet he has so many viewers. Wait, is it possible there is a direct correlation between his stupidity and that of his audience? I wonder.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, what? I was told crypto was recession proof.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
They are worse than the keystone cops. Not a single member of this administration has any idea of what they are doing.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly, it's like the last words on a cockpit voice recoder before impact. To make it worse we are being purposely crashed.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah! We all lost less wealth today than Friday!
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Amen, sister.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow! She says it so matter of factly. If Biden had caused this Fox News would have their hair on fire 24x7 calling for him to be impeached. But since the blotted one, blessed be he does it, no big deal.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a dream.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
The only one I feel sorry for is the child who did not have a choice. A pox on all of them.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn. His post reeks of pure panic.
Tea Pain (@teapainusa.bsky.social) reposted
Owning the libs is getting mighty pricey.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn dumbasses. But not surprised.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn sons of bitches!
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Sautรฉed in butter. Remember, more butter, more better.
MAKS 25 ๐๐บ๐ฆ (@maks23.bsky.social) reposted
๐ฑ๐น๐บ๐ธ๐ฏ๏ธ Thousands of Lithuanians in Vilnius honored the four American soldiers who tragically lost their lives.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
I missed that. Went back and can't stop laughing. Great catch.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
That would be a great big NO! Let's face it , there isn't a whole lot of brain matter in that group.
Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted
They're eating the 401ks! They're eating the Social Security! They're eating the retirements of the people who live here!
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Now we are just trying to keep calm and carry on.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a prayer. You need to say amen now.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Snowflakes!
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Go fuckenzy right off. Just another grifter. What a surprise.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet they give her Kool-Aid out of a wine box. Just sayin.
Jersey Jeff (@thetelephoneman.bsky.social) reply parent
Masturds! Brilliant!