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Schnozzy

@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social

Australian on meanjin country with broad international interests, and a strong admiration for my dog's big schnoz.

created November 21, 2024

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So what has Cankle Titler fucked up today?

30/8/2025, 2:57:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking nuts

30/8/2025, 2:16:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

27/8/2025, 6:02:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social)

Hey @tonyburkemp.bsky.social you ok with this alt right monster coming here?

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27/8/2025, 3:00:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The HBO Max of MS Nows

27/8/2025, 1:31:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it God looking for Israeli morals? End the war and feed the kids you monsters

26/8/2025, 9:16:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bring in Liz Truss for a visit stat!

26/8/2025, 9:12:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yet so many hold firm that this just right. It's insane.

25/8/2025, 10:47:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's perfect

25/8/2025, 9:53:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm in there somewhere. It was a stoic mood of resistance and solidarity in the cause. Nice work Brissy

24/8/2025, 7:13:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 11:04:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine his surprise!

22/8/2025, 8:22:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Land of the free, home of the brave. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

21/8/2025, 11:23:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13 to go! Nah, it'll get easier, different but easier. Until teenage years. Omg!

21/8/2025, 11:20:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's amazing isn't it. You should see how it looks from over here 🇦🇺

19/8/2025, 10:14:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grotesque

19/8/2025, 10:06:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you all great yet?

17/8/2025, 3:59:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hi from #Brisbane

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17/8/2025, 1:50:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

It's all sickening. When it is so torrential that something like this so quickly falls out of the news cycle, America is fucked.

11/8/2025, 9:45:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rise up America

9/8/2025, 7:51:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is her face melting off?

7/8/2025, 12:17:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social)

Of course #trump would throw doubt on US economic figures, on the eve of tariff commencement. The strategy is so transparent, he thinks we're all fools. He can cast doubt tarrif outcomes and distract from Epstein, so a two for one. He's a global gangster and has nukes.

7/8/2025, 12:13:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who?

31/7/2025, 3:59:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only there were signs!

28/7/2025, 11:01:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not just an embarrassment. A disappointment A failing state Not exceptional Under educated Racist And perpetually ignorant. And not at all surprising

28/7/2025, 10:56:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She makes me sick. I hope to grow old enough to see the disdain history will hold for her.

28/7/2025, 9:05:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another Eric Trump type shallow gene pool example

26/7/2025, 6:15:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

It astounds me daily America can fuck off with their exceptionalism, it was all a facade

20/7/2025, 7:37:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder if the kids yell ICE! now

12/7/2025, 2:01:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Satire is dead

11/7/2025, 12:43:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More Kate Lister! Fucking brilliant 🎉

8/7/2025, 9:59:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#wheresteddy

8/7/2025, 9:41:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What fresh horror is this‽

5/7/2025, 5:43:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Morrison and a few of his flock were also influenced by Christian nationalism, I agree. I just don't think Australia would tolerate the American journey to the same extent though. I was at school in the 80s and state schools were teachng a some Christian education, but parents would opt out.

5/7/2025, 5:42:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Did it ever really exist? I'm in Australia and from here church and state in American politics have been inseparable. It plays much less a part in our society.

5/7/2025, 4:47:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's performative nonsense

5/7/2025, 4:17:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

A military force, not far off the budget of the full Australian defence spend per annum. America's cruel paramilitary force under the leadership of that thumb man with marbles in his mouth. Every authoritarian has an apparatchik, their thug in chief. He calls himself Christian, it makes me sick.

4/7/2025, 8:33:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Decades long wage suppression under the false god of trickle down economics and a republican party that has seized the institutions, including the congress to suck trillions out of the working classes into the pockets of a few fucking rich people who already have enough. Shame on you America.

4/7/2025, 8:03:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yet very predictable

3/7/2025, 1:31:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

It is important, but they have to vote, they have to keep going, agitating, making good trouble. Don't give up America

3/7/2025, 10:01:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social)

What the hell @qantas-official.bsky.social You now too? Make them do more #albo they keep losing our important private stuff. Where are the proportional consequences? www.smh.com.au/business/com...

2/7/2025, 3:57:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social)

@olbermann.bsky.social we are so sick of him too, and we are so far away. Australia is nearly as far as you can get! His fucking toxicity has infected everyone. He's bacterial.

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1/7/2025, 12:12:59 PM | 0 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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#democracylost

28/6/2025, 7:26:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus must be proud

25/6/2025, 5:29:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

He's such a dickhead, it's very hard to understand why some admire him

21/6/2025, 1:54:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shame is dead. Ffs it's vile.

18/6/2025, 1:13:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd love to see this dude up against Marjorie in Congress He's a glimmer of the future if we get there

18/6/2025, 1:08:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Beautiful work. Subtle diplomacy. The geopolitical shift is so interesting.

18/6/2025, 9:32:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

If you stop half way that's what my head looks like from behind.

18/6/2025, 9:09:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture earthbound420.bsky.social (@earthbound420.bsky.social) reposted

@designationsix.bsky.social will get a kick outta this😉🤣 Hi Six 👋

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17/6/2025, 12:46:02 AM | 161 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

A stern letter perhaps senator? In Australia I'm watching your country slip away, where the hell have you been? Your founding fathers would be ashamed. They're playing Russian Roulette, you're trying to play chess and keep up, confused. The game is moving too fast for you.

17/6/2025, 11:01:12 AM | 24 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

See America. Other countries can donor why couldn't you?

16/6/2025, 5:40:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Go mum!

15/6/2025, 7:17:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's incredible isn't it. We see them for exactly who they are.

12/6/2025, 5:54:25 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Drag in the US ambassador #albo threaten to pull all AUKUS funding if they dont correct course.

11/6/2025, 3:34:52 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

MTG would be the funniest I think

11/6/2025, 3:03:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck me they're awful people. Their vitriol makes me so sad.

10/6/2025, 8:45:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! If you are anything but straight and white with no internet history indicating a critical view of their hatred you'd have to wonder if you'd get in, be incarcerated, lied about, and treated violently. If it were a smaller less scary country the UN would be sending in the blue berets.

9/6/2025, 11:13:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture batgirl2005.bsky.social (@batgirl2005.bsky.social) reposted

Who are those shooters? ICE or LAPD?

9/6/2025, 4:47:58 AM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. We need our one in the Supreme Court. The renewal of the courts post Maga will be the perfect time for you!

4/6/2025, 3:46:11 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

My bad. I try not to look at him for too long.

3/6/2025, 4:31:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you on drugs too?

3/6/2025, 4:01:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social)

The world needs to seriously consider boycotting the Olympics and world cup events in the US. Will athletes and their families be safe? Officials, tourists?

3/6/2025, 1:32:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Speak for yourself! The rest of the world maintains relative normality. America has turned itself into a country so degraded, so lacking in quality education untainted by ideology that you've become a parody of yourselves. It's amazing to watch. Pretty scary but a pivotal moment.

30/5/2025, 10:12:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Australia should follow

30/5/2025, 5:38:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

I reckon he'd smell like this too. But a few days old tacos with a whiff of shit and sweat

29/5/2025, 11:54:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

It's ethnic cleansing and genocide by the very people who know better

29/5/2025, 7:12:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

They're talking eugenics in veiled language. I'm so glad I live so far away. But my god I'm worried for so many people.

28/5/2025, 11:06:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

It's their last chance. The white supremacists know it's all over for them. Globalisation brings their death knell. While we reap the benefits of a more connected world they see a watering down of the genes. A tainting of perfection. I'm so sick of them.

28/5/2025, 8:55:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

The man is evil, stupid and easily manipulated

23/5/2025, 2:50:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the UN would have the blue berets in.

23/5/2025, 11:49:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh don't worry, the rest of the world is viewing you exactly as you think we are. It's a tragedy. So avoidable.

23/5/2025, 11:48:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sooner this man is jailed the better for humanity

23/5/2025, 9:38:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They really are vile people.

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19/5/2025, 1:34:21 AM | 15993 2065 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Sold his soul. He looks empty and defeated.

15/5/2025, 3:25:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Disconnected. Weird. Fucking it for everyone. Thanks America

7/5/2025, 11:30:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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American laughing stock

7/5/2025, 11:28:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

are they really this stupid?

1/5/2025, 5:48:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social)

Service is service. Let's dispense with this obsolete view that they are lazy. Public service is cool. We are lucky to have a public service of high expertise and integrity.

27/4/2025, 8:43:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're batting way outta your league dude!

27/4/2025, 4:42:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing how democracy can function when the electoral boundary decisions are kept away from political actors. They have to compete on the merits of policy.

27/4/2025, 12:23:49 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/4/2025, 10:40:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#christianvalues

23/4/2025, 1:29:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Along with Rupert

23/4/2025, 12:33:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/4/2025, 2:02:52 AM | 5629 1123 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree. But who? Noem? Bondi? Trump?

17/4/2025, 7:20:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But who pays the price?

17/4/2025, 7:19:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Do they think we're all stupid without eyes?

17/4/2025, 5:59:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts and prayers

15/4/2025, 11:41:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

My Gertie has a similar set. I'm a sucker for it ❤️

11/4/2025, 10:05:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give us this day. Our Ian's bread. Bloody lovely loaf.

11/4/2025, 8:35:45 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Tasmanian Gen X here. We knew what it meant, but the default for us was 'early minute. Even if it meant multiple minutes.

11/4/2025, 8:32:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aww, he's adorable. Those eyes.

11/4/2025, 8:28:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NO KINGS IN AMERICA… 😎 🌊🐾🌴🌈✨ (@jerasikehorn.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway… LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨

10/4/2025, 11:45:46 PM | 45208 9776 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Front bum

9/4/2025, 10:57:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

Flirting? You've totally moved to home base already. You Amercian fuckers are draining my retirement account as well.

9/4/2025, 8:44:54 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent

So much money and so little brave or integrity

8/4/2025, 5:47:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the fuck is wrong with these people.

7/4/2025, 12:01:08 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Away with the dotard, to the jail with him!

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