Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social)
So what has Cankle Titler fucked up today?
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So what has Cankle Titler fucked up today?
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Fucking nuts
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www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...
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Hey @tonyburkemp.bsky.social you ok with this alt right monster coming here?
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The HBO Max of MS Nows
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Is it God looking for Israeli morals? End the war and feed the kids you monsters
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Bring in Liz Truss for a visit stat!
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Yet so many hold firm that this just right. It's insane.
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It's perfect
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I'm in there somewhere. It was a stoic mood of resistance and solidarity in the cause. Nice work Brissy
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Imagine his surprise!
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Land of the free, home of the brave. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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13 to go! Nah, it'll get easier, different but easier. Until teenage years. Omg!
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It's amazing isn't it. You should see how it looks from over here 🇦🇺
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Grotesque
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Are you all great yet?
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It's all sickening. When it is so torrential that something like this so quickly falls out of the news cycle, America is fucked.
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Rise up America
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Is her face melting off?
Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social)
Of course #trump would throw doubt on US economic figures, on the eve of tariff commencement. The strategy is so transparent, he thinks we're all fools. He can cast doubt tarrif outcomes and distract from Epstein, so a two for one. He's a global gangster and has nukes.
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Who?
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If only there were signs!
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Not just an embarrassment. A disappointment A failing state Not exceptional Under educated Racist And perpetually ignorant. And not at all surprising
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She makes me sick. I hope to grow old enough to see the disdain history will hold for her.
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Another Eric Trump type shallow gene pool example
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It astounds me daily America can fuck off with their exceptionalism, it was all a facade
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Wonder if the kids yell ICE! now
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Satire is dead
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More Kate Lister! Fucking brilliant 🎉
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#wheresteddy
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What fresh horror is this‽
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Morrison and a few of his flock were also influenced by Christian nationalism, I agree. I just don't think Australia would tolerate the American journey to the same extent though. I was at school in the 80s and state schools were teachng a some Christian education, but parents would opt out.
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Did it ever really exist? I'm in Australia and from here church and state in American politics have been inseparable. It plays much less a part in our society.
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It's performative nonsense
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A military force, not far off the budget of the full Australian defence spend per annum. America's cruel paramilitary force under the leadership of that thumb man with marbles in his mouth. Every authoritarian has an apparatchik, their thug in chief. He calls himself Christian, it makes me sick.
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Decades long wage suppression under the false god of trickle down economics and a republican party that has seized the institutions, including the congress to suck trillions out of the working classes into the pockets of a few fucking rich people who already have enough. Shame on you America.
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Yet very predictable
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It is important, but they have to vote, they have to keep going, agitating, making good trouble. Don't give up America
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What the hell @qantas-official.bsky.social You now too? Make them do more #albo they keep losing our important private stuff. Where are the proportional consequences? www.smh.com.au/business/com...
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@olbermann.bsky.social we are so sick of him too, and we are so far away. Australia is nearly as far as you can get! His fucking toxicity has infected everyone. He's bacterial.
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#democracylost
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Jesus must be proud
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He's such a dickhead, it's very hard to understand why some admire him
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Shame is dead. Ffs it's vile.
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I'd love to see this dude up against Marjorie in Congress He's a glimmer of the future if we get there
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Beautiful work. Subtle diplomacy. The geopolitical shift is so interesting.
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If you stop half way that's what my head looks like from behind.
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@designationsix.bsky.social will get a kick outta this😉🤣 Hi Six 👋
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A stern letter perhaps senator? In Australia I'm watching your country slip away, where the hell have you been? Your founding fathers would be ashamed. They're playing Russian Roulette, you're trying to play chess and keep up, confused. The game is moving too fast for you.
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See America. Other countries can donor why couldn't you?
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Go mum!
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It's incredible isn't it. We see them for exactly who they are.
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Drag in the US ambassador #albo threaten to pull all AUKUS funding if they dont correct course.
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MTG would be the funniest I think
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Fuck me they're awful people. Their vitriol makes me so sad.
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Yes! If you are anything but straight and white with no internet history indicating a critical view of their hatred you'd have to wonder if you'd get in, be incarcerated, lied about, and treated violently. If it were a smaller less scary country the UN would be sending in the blue berets.
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Who are those shooters? ICE or LAPD?
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Good. We need our one in the Supreme Court. The renewal of the courts post Maga will be the perfect time for you!
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My bad. I try not to look at him for too long.
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Are you on drugs too?
Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social)
The world needs to seriously consider boycotting the Olympics and world cup events in the US. Will athletes and their families be safe? Officials, tourists?
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Speak for yourself! The rest of the world maintains relative normality. America has turned itself into a country so degraded, so lacking in quality education untainted by ideology that you've become a parody of yourselves. It's amazing to watch. Pretty scary but a pivotal moment.
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Australia should follow
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I reckon he'd smell like this too. But a few days old tacos with a whiff of shit and sweat
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It's ethnic cleansing and genocide by the very people who know better
Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social) reply parent
They're talking eugenics in veiled language. I'm so glad I live so far away. But my god I'm worried for so many people.
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It's their last chance. The white supremacists know it's all over for them. Globalisation brings their death knell. While we reap the benefits of a more connected world they see a watering down of the genes. A tainting of perfection. I'm so sick of them.
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The man is evil, stupid and easily manipulated
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And the UN would have the blue berets in.
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Oh don't worry, the rest of the world is viewing you exactly as you think we are. It's a tragedy. So avoidable.
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The sooner this man is jailed the better for humanity
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Sold his soul. He looks empty and defeated.
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Disconnected. Weird. Fucking it for everyone. Thanks America
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American laughing stock
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are they really this stupid?
Schnozzy (@thewizardofschnoz.bsky.social)
Service is service. Let's dispense with this obsolete view that they are lazy. Public service is cool. We are lucky to have a public service of high expertise and integrity.
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You're batting way outta your league dude!
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Amazing how democracy can function when the electoral boundary decisions are kept away from political actors. They have to compete on the merits of policy.
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#christianvalues
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Along with Rupert
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I agree. But who? Noem? Bondi? Trump?
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But who pays the price?
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Do they think we're all stupid without eyes?
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Thoughts and prayers
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My Gertie has a similar set. I'm a sucker for it ❤️
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Give us this day. Our Ian's bread. Bloody lovely loaf.
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Tasmanian Gen X here. We knew what it meant, but the default for us was 'early minute. Even if it meant multiple minutes.
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Aww, he's adorable. Those eyes.
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Front bum
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Flirting? You've totally moved to home base already. You Amercian fuckers are draining my retirement account as well.
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So much money and so little brave or integrity
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What the fuck is wrong with these people.
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Away with the dotard, to the jail with him!