Soooo... Football?
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Soooo... Football?
LOVE THIS! Reminds me of a single person blueman group, And he is amazing
quote with a fantasy being that's NOT a vampire or werewolf
GD, That sounds so good!
If you see this, post a chef…
SO it is a movie about just walking!
Don't Get my hopes up! I thought it finally happened!
*Puts red hand print on that
I have shame every night
Hear me out: Live action Wiley E. Coyote and roadrunner, we have the technology
That was me the other day. All interviews should be in the morning.
My Parents are more millennial than me, They were both on their cell phones all weekend watching reels and shit than I ever was.
Agreed, I already fought for this country, I shouldn't have to sacrifice wats left to live!
Queens #486 | 0:50 and flawless First 👑s: 🟩 🟥 ⬜ lnkd.in/queens.
Goddess of Chaos, living embodiment of Entropy Wish I could draw, bc I would draw this bitch up, sorry mistress, this Goddess up.
I am pleased to report, that after months of straight from the dryer or clean pile, onto the Anya, and into the dirty clothes, washer system, Anya has finally done her laundry; except wat she is wearing and one dress, everything is clean. ALSO after months, she has polished her finger nails. joyes
Knuckling under 101 taught by Gavin Newsome
I'll Be right there!
3 days ago I became eligible for Jury Duty again... And I hate it!
Porn!
Increasingly!
Good bc I read it in reverse and thought there is crazy shit going on up there!
It really is on brand for the traitor party!
Whelp the whole world is going to hell, might as well go with the flow!
Yeah that one odd ball one of Jupiter! Fucking failed sun! I could be a planet!
As A veteran, I say NO!
Nope I did not know that. Question, how do you come up with unique names? I can never come up with new names!
Hey lets get together and give up together
But for the better or worse?
Never
Most of Hollyweird is!
good luck finding that these days, I feel like this shit is spreading
FUCK....?... EVERYTHING!
Today I learned a new word: Cloisonne
Can o Spaghetti
Sooo... its a movie about... walking? And people get shot if they stop? YEAH... HARD PASS!
October 7, 52,132 bce, it was a tuesday
Dogs with guns? Wat is the world coming to?
Its a good thing Tony Stark is already dead in the MCU or the Abilisks might have come for him.
Now wat did he do?
Its like a step beyond dumbfounded I am gonna find away to use this in a conversation
That is beyond fucked up and proof THEY ALL need to be shut down immediately!
Like the Elf looking motherfucker would ever actually do it.
Its not just bad, its the otherside of truth. IE Special skill: Thumb twiddling Expert (Should have added) frequent Burnouts
Such a shame they can't initiate an impeachment!
Shut up or I'll start singing "Forever blowing bubbles"
I love feeling smart even if only for a minute... Queens #483 | 1:21 and flawless First 👑s: 🟪 🟫 🟨 lnkd.in/queens.
I have a confession to make: I need to take a shower to have a phone interview, Just have to! Anybody else? Or am I crazy?
I flipped a coin... that I mimed
me too, I hated it.
except those that die, or take their own life!
pretty!
Well at least he didn't have someone killed to get exposure before the release!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... I don't wanna do it all again.
for some reason I have been sitting here saying "cock" for the past five minutes; Thankfully I live alone, elsewise someone would think I am crazy.
Yes that is kinda the point
ohhh... Hugs... But from far away.
LSS, I sometimes call people "Muppet Rejects," perhaps its not as much of an insult as I thought; Possibly even a compliment!
HA! Muppet LOTR would be awesome.
Humanity needs to go extinct.
no, wat happens in January?
The Doors... BTW I have been trying to remember who was the lead singer, never cared (or remembered) to look it up, so THANK YOU
window
AM I missing something, why is this such a big deal?
especially to curse in!
I thought Herr's was a fictional brand in the office universe, until I saw this.
This was mine... bsky.app/profile/tige...
You look like you have resting cocksucker face
Just a reminder: Its STILL ONLY MONDAY!
Nope just the logo! And I thought I was crazy!
only if your crazy... likes me.
...And the dictionary; Don't forget about the dictionary!
Am I insane or does this look the opposite of Yahweh? Who is the Jewish/christian/muslim god. And wolfs bred into dogs. And dog spelled backwards... g.o.d!
...In a?.. Mentally I'll way!
o-wim-o-weh
Is your government backed by institutional racism?
Does he not understand "irony"
Now that Disney owns Fox, which means they own the Alien franchise, I can't stop thinking about how the Alien Queen is now a Disney Princess/Queen.
jacking in, figuratively
bc that's where you are !
I love this Gif!
Nope, but from wat I hear he's close. I guess he's holding out til he completely destroys the country
I have been thinking it like the movie Shooter, where the guy behind him that was shot was the real target and shooting past a former president running for president would be a perfect cover.
NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!
basically daily!
Ditto, but mine is slightly veiled
Cool, Can I turn into a woof woof? Human form doesn't suit me well!
You always get it right
Coolest, YES
Have you tried bound and gagged? how about in a cage? human size dog bed by the door, then move to human room if it doesn't work?
Without supporting trans rights, He'll NEVER be president!
I just learned Amazon owns Twitch 😣😮💨 Wats real? Wat isn't? Do I hate everything or does everything hate me?
Ohh... are we gonna see another season of gender affirming surgeries? Seams like it always happens that way!
You hurt my mind sometimes, just like you just did
Presidenture toothsome is the best, also sounds like a great villain; somebody get on that, would ya?
Ditto! I needs me a sugar daddy, or sugar mommy
Another one Someone snuck onto me! fucking pick pockets
With a side of Leprosy
Yes you do, I can practically smell you from here,... or New Jersey, Not sure which!