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Tim Satterwhite

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created August 20, 2023

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Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)

Drop someone SCREAMING šŸ˜±šŸ–¤šŸ™€

5/9/2025, 5:10:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

He's an asshole, and that's all there is to it.

5/9/2025, 2:29:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Their intent being simply to get the most contentious cases in front of his paid-for judges at SCOTUS, which is happening with the tariffs. That court is rewriting the Constitution.

4/9/2025, 3:05:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

I am the arm.

4/9/2025, 4:15:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

More performative bullshit.

4/9/2025, 12:15:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Morons.

3/9/2025, 6:50:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s so full of shit, his eyeballs are brown. Maybe that’s what’s making him sick.

3/9/2025, 4:46:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Good. Fuck Trump.

3/9/2025, 4:29:01 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œPushing the boundaries of executive authority.ā€ This line sucks. The purse is OUTSIDE executive authority. Trump is an anti-constitutional, authoritarian dictator, exactly what the Constitution forbids. He should be removed, and you need to grow the balls to say so.

3/9/2025, 2:22:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s asking the schoolyard bully to participate in the group project. LOL.

2/9/2025, 7:35:44 PM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

I love this with every fiber of my being.

1/9/2025, 2:09:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't care. When he's no longer walking this earth, we must pounce and destroy the movement.

1/9/2025, 1:51:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

One more night. Please, give me one more night.

1/9/2025, 1:48:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

True, but the Deep South will go along with him, regardless. It's one of a couple of ways he's trying to ensure there are no democrats in the House from those states (the other way being SCOTUS possibly gutting the Voting Rights Act this term).

31/8/2025, 10:07:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

I think he's just being a lousy bum who didn't want to work at all in the lead up to and through Labor Day. My money is on him going back to rambling this week, though it would be nice if he'd keep his cake hole shut.

31/8/2025, 5:20:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s hope it’s a new line of cologne or something.

31/8/2025, 4:15:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

he's been sick all his life

31/8/2025, 2:38:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Try TO get to heaven.

30/8/2025, 10:39:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

He'll be the Grinch who stole Christmas.

30/8/2025, 6:40:42 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah he’s been seen going to golf in DC. He’s not dead. He’s just a lazy man who skipped work.

30/8/2025, 4:31:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Booooo

30/8/2025, 4:29:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

America should have a gigantic block party. Especially in DC, where they can just shove the Nat'l Guard back to their prior duties.

30/8/2025, 4:09:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

But whenever he is gone, I think many people can let go of the fear of what that maniac will do. Even the stability of Miller's evil doesn't have the charisma to sustain the cult. Whenever the leader is gone, we have to pounce with abandon dismantle the movement.

30/8/2025, 4:07:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

And the ones who get sick will need to go to a rural hospital that no longer exists.

30/8/2025, 7:29:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Sick burn!

30/8/2025, 7:28:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if Melanoma will get anything.

30/8/2025, 7:21:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)

Trump isn't dead. He's just a lousy bum and doesn't want to work on the long weekend.

30/8/2025, 7:13:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they're dicks, that's why.

30/8/2025, 2:40:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey Kehoe, what if all the blue states convened and outlawed Republicans? How's that sound? Get bent.

30/8/2025, 2:39:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

No cap.

29/8/2025, 11:10:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

When the regime falls, the entire Republican Congress must be held accountable. If they think their power grab is permanent, they need only to open a history book.

29/8/2025, 7:10:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

This is so good. I wish Mr. Raskin's very simple articulation of the Constitution was broadcast through all media outlets 24/7. People don't understand how antithetical to this nation Donald Trump's attitude, talk, and actions are.

29/8/2025, 3:32:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he dead?

28/8/2025, 10:59:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

The short answer is yes. If we die, we don't cost the billionaire class anything. This is national political cancer. They fail to realize that they're killing the host. No people, no workers. No workers, no capital.

28/8/2025, 7:02:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact that Jimmy Carter had a 28% approval rating means Americans have always been as dumb as hair.

28/8/2025, 7:00:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

He's just gonna bloviate, talk bs, and look like a freaking idiot.

28/8/2025, 6:58:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking savages.

28/8/2025, 4:20:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

If people think it's "chomping at the bit", they've got another think coming.

27/8/2025, 2:39:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not even like having an incapacitated president would seem to matter anymore. Others are calling the shots and Putin is happier than a pig in shit.

26/8/2025, 4:52:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

30 million people would get fired, losing their health coverage and their homes, for not showing up to work every single day. The game has been rigged for decades against a natural resistance. I'm not defending it. I'm just stating the truth.

25/8/2025, 1:51:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 11:12:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Yay! Daylight is overrated.

18/8/2025, 2:00:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture yolanda7712.bsky.social (@yolanda7712.bsky.social) reposted

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13/8/2025, 2:15:26 AM | 2010 451 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember having SSN on IDs. My first DL and my college IDs had it. Unheard of today.

10/8/2025, 2:14:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Let them stay where they went, and let's strip Texas of its statehood.

8/8/2025, 1:55:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Top tier service. Thanks!

3/8/2025, 11:40:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Jaysus!!

3/8/2025, 3:15:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a fair amount of garlic on the pork tenderloin too. ;)

2/8/2025, 10:11:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Chonky McChonkface! They're just like little people!

25/7/2025, 11:18:38 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Try being in California and not being home yet.

24/7/2025, 12:31:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

I eat potato chips at 10am on the weekend.

22/7/2025, 2:20:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Amethyst is my birth stone!

21/7/2025, 1:32:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you, Helping Friendly Bot!

21/7/2025, 1:31:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

If you drive a Benz, do you even need a job?

16/7/2025, 11:05:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

We’ll see how many have that realization. Could be too small.

16/7/2025, 2:35:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s how the cult of personality is broken. Each devotee realizes the leader is full of shit.

16/7/2025, 2:30:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m a fan of the new park. Most of my neighbors, not so much. I’m near the ocean, and I never found a need for the highway. It’s nice out here.

14/7/2025, 3:00:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

WACTOOB doesn't get near enough play.

13/7/2025, 10:22:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Joy and Miss You always get me. Grief is rough.

13/7/2025, 2:59:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Ouch!

13/7/2025, 2:59:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

The balls on these people appear to be huge, but they’re shit talking. It’s all nonsense. The Constitution is against them.

11/7/2025, 3:34:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)

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8/7/2025, 1:48:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

It was more healthful than today's version, that's for sure.

7/7/2025, 12:26:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't like Fuego. The song itself is really bad. The jams are great, but those jams could emerge from anything.

6/7/2025, 7:40:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't listen to them. Listen to the show and judge for yourself.

6/7/2025, 7:32:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, that's disappointing. I've taken Waymo a few times and feel like it has promise. Responsible action always has to come from people in good faith to make it work. Time for a firmware upgrade pronto.

3/7/2025, 3:28:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

I am so sorry.

29/6/2025, 11:13:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

I read somewhere once that baby elephants think humans are cute, like we think puppies are cute.

29/6/2025, 11:12:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

I wasn't there, but it was my 20th Phishiversary.

24/6/2025, 6:03:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua Reed Eakle šŸ—½ (@joshuaeakle.com) reposted

We just had a political assassination in the United States last week. We CANNOT let this leave the news cycle and be forgotten.

23/6/2025, 2:00:07 PM | 2997 992 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gabe OrtĆ­z (@tusk81.bsky.social) reposted

I was just trying to enjoy a BBQ with loved ones today and I see the former host of Celebrity Apprentice has dragged us into a war.

22/6/2025, 3:38:19 AM | 744 67 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the free stream slot.

22/6/2025, 3:00:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)

Man, this is a long ass Carini. #phish

22/6/2025, 2:33:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

YAAAAAAASSSSSSS!

22/6/2025, 1:14:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL, Dude.

21/6/2025, 8:51:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason (@nickmotown.bsky.social) reposted

GLASTONBURY ORGANISERS. Why not rename the toilet area outside your comedy tent "WC Fields".

18/6/2025, 8:31:23 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)

We the People in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice insure domestic Tranquility provide for the common defence promote the general Welfare and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

17/6/2025, 4:12:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, that's cool. My wife makes mini quiches in colorful muffin forms like you have. Our young child loves them.

16/6/2025, 6:20:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Been there. You needed time to overcome the fear of effing it up is all. Congrats.

15/6/2025, 7:41:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

I can hear this picture.

11/6/2025, 2:07:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

The Confederates control the Union’s government. Except they won it under false pretenses.

8/6/2025, 1:16:35 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)

Now that the Republicans have finally said it out loud, I'll remind everyone that Carlin warned us about this decades ago. And yet people kept voting for wealthy Republicans. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJeF...

6/6/2025, 8:58:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, "get off" Social Security? IT'S THEIR MONEY. THEY SAVED IT IN THE TREASURY SO THEY COULD LIVE ON IT IN OLD AGE.

6/6/2025, 8:53:45 PM | 493 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh!

31/5/2025, 8:46:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Where is that?

31/5/2025, 8:33:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

I don’t know how many times we have to say this, but the U.S. government is not a business and shouldn’t be run like one. It’s a service—for the people.

30/5/2025, 3:26:17 PM | 23114 5814 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Papa's Got A Brand New Vag

31/5/2025, 1:46:45 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Who?

24/5/2025, 7:01:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice drawing a parallel to Ween!

24/5/2025, 4:08:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

And even that protection isn’t guaranteed.

23/5/2025, 5:58:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

State fair janitor Trey Anastasio.

23/5/2025, 5:45:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

"I was looking for a job, and then I found a job. And Heaven knows, I'm miserable now."

23/5/2025, 5:34:32 AM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)

Text STOP to I would stop, because, there will always be, because, there will always be for two.

22/5/2025, 3:35:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Time for everyone's annual cyber security training refresher.

19/5/2025, 7:54:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Indivisible āŒšŸ‘‘ (@indivisible.org) reposted

ā€œI will not yield to disrespectful men.ā€ - Rep. @aoc.bsky.social

18/5/2025, 1:08:51 AM | 18435 4008 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Any day of the week!

17/5/2025, 8:26:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

My hometown but now I live in California. Looks amazing!

9/5/2025, 3:09:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Ticketmaster let me claim BGCA on 2/10. You should get something soon. Maybe it takes longer for larger audience venues.

30/4/2025, 3:33:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Just lemme talk to Dennis Taylor.

30/4/2025, 2:20:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha Ha Ha was the first song I saw live. I can’t say the odds are high for it tonight, but I’m on your side.

26/4/2025, 6:30:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view