Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)
Drop someone SCREAMING š±š¤š
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)
Drop someone SCREAMING š±š¤š
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
He's an asshole, and that's all there is to it.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Their intent being simply to get the most contentious cases in front of his paid-for judges at SCOTUS, which is happening with the tariffs. That court is rewriting the Constitution.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
I am the arm.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
More performative bullshit.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Morons.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Heās so full of shit, his eyeballs are brown. Maybe thatās whatās making him sick.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Good. Fuck Trump.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
āPushing the boundaries of executive authority.ā This line sucks. The purse is OUTSIDE executive authority. Trump is an anti-constitutional, authoritarian dictator, exactly what the Constitution forbids. He should be removed, and you need to grow the balls to say so.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Heās asking the schoolyard bully to participate in the group project. LOL.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this with every fiber of my being.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't care. When he's no longer walking this earth, we must pounce and destroy the movement.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
One more night. Please, give me one more night.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
True, but the Deep South will go along with him, regardless. It's one of a couple of ways he's trying to ensure there are no democrats in the House from those states (the other way being SCOTUS possibly gutting the Voting Rights Act this term).
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he's just being a lousy bum who didn't want to work at all in the lead up to and through Labor Day. My money is on him going back to rambling this week, though it would be nice if he'd keep his cake hole shut.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Letās hope itās a new line of cologne or something.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
he's been sick all his life
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Try TO get to heaven.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
He'll be the Grinch who stole Christmas.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah heās been seen going to golf in DC. Heās not dead. Heās just a lazy man who skipped work.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Booooo
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
America should have a gigantic block party. Especially in DC, where they can just shove the Nat'l Guard back to their prior duties.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
But whenever he is gone, I think many people can let go of the fear of what that maniac will do. Even the stability of Miller's evil doesn't have the charisma to sustain the cult. Whenever the leader is gone, we have to pounce with abandon dismantle the movement.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
And the ones who get sick will need to go to a rural hospital that no longer exists.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Sick burn!
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if Melanoma will get anything.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)
Trump isn't dead. He's just a lousy bum and doesn't want to work on the long weekend.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Because they're dicks, that's why.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey Kehoe, what if all the blue states convened and outlawed Republicans? How's that sound? Get bent.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
No cap.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
When the regime falls, the entire Republican Congress must be held accountable. If they think their power grab is permanent, they need only to open a history book.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so good. I wish Mr. Raskin's very simple articulation of the Constitution was broadcast through all media outlets 24/7. People don't understand how antithetical to this nation Donald Trump's attitude, talk, and actions are.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Is he dead?
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
The short answer is yes. If we die, we don't cost the billionaire class anything. This is national political cancer. They fail to realize that they're killing the host. No people, no workers. No workers, no capital.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact that Jimmy Carter had a 28% approval rating means Americans have always been as dumb as hair.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
He's just gonna bloviate, talk bs, and look like a freaking idiot.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking savages.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
If people think it's "chomping at the bit", they've got another think coming.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās not even like having an incapacitated president would seem to matter anymore. Others are calling the shots and Putin is happier than a pig in shit.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
30 million people would get fired, losing their health coverage and their homes, for not showing up to work every single day. The game has been rigged for decades against a natural resistance. I'm not defending it. I'm just stating the truth.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Yay! Daylight is overrated.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember having SSN on IDs. My first DL and my college IDs had it. Unheard of today.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Let them stay where they went, and let's strip Texas of its statehood.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Top tier service. Thanks!
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Jaysus!!
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Thereās a fair amount of garlic on the pork tenderloin too. ;)
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Chonky McChonkface! They're just like little people!
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Try being in California and not being home yet.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
I eat potato chips at 10am on the weekend.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Amethyst is my birth stone!
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Helping Friendly Bot!
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
If you drive a Benz, do you even need a job?
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Weāll see how many have that realization. Could be too small.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatās how the cult of personality is broken. Each devotee realizes the leader is full of shit.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām a fan of the new park. Most of my neighbors, not so much. Iām near the ocean, and I never found a need for the highway. Itās nice out here.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
WACTOOB doesn't get near enough play.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Joy and Miss You always get me. Grief is rough.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Ouch!
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
The balls on these people appear to be huge, but theyāre shit talking. Itās all nonsense. The Constitution is against them.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)
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Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
It was more healthful than today's version, that's for sure.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't like Fuego. The song itself is really bad. The jams are great, but those jams could emerge from anything.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't listen to them. Listen to the show and judge for yourself.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, that's disappointing. I've taken Waymo a few times and feel like it has promise. Responsible action always has to come from people in good faith to make it work. Time for a firmware upgrade pronto.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
I am so sorry.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
I read somewhere once that baby elephants think humans are cute, like we think puppies are cute.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
I wasn't there, but it was my 20th Phishiversary.
Joshua Reed Eakle š½ (@joshuaeakle.com) reposted
We just had a political assassination in the United States last week. We CANNOT let this leave the news cycle and be forgotten.
Gabe OrtĆz (@tusk81.bsky.social) reposted
I was just trying to enjoy a BBQ with loved ones today and I see the former host of Celebrity Apprentice has dragged us into a war.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās the free stream slot.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)
Man, this is a long ass Carini. #phish
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
YAAAAAAASSSSSSS!
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL, Dude.
Jason (@nickmotown.bsky.social) reposted
GLASTONBURY ORGANISERS. Why not rename the toilet area outside your comedy tent "WC Fields".
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)
We the People in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice insure domestic Tranquility provide for the common defence promote the general Welfare and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, that's cool. My wife makes mini quiches in colorful muffin forms like you have. Our young child loves them.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Been there. You needed time to overcome the fear of effing it up is all. Congrats.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
I can hear this picture.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
The Confederates control the Unionās government. Except they won it under false pretenses.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)
Now that the Republicans have finally said it out loud, I'll remind everyone that Carlin warned us about this decades ago. And yet people kept voting for wealthy Republicans. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJeF...
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, "get off" Social Security? IT'S THEIR MONEY. THEY SAVED IT IN THE TREASURY SO THEY COULD LIVE ON IT IN OLD AGE.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh!
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Where is that?
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
I donāt know how many times we have to say this, but the U.S. government is not a business and shouldnāt be run like one. Itās a serviceāfor the people.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Papa's Got A Brand New Vag
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Who?
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice drawing a parallel to Ween!
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
And even that protection isnāt guaranteed.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
State fair janitor Trey Anastasio.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
"I was looking for a job, and then I found a job. And Heaven knows, I'm miserable now."
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social)
Text STOP to I would stop, because, there will always be, because, there will always be for two.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Time for everyone's annual cyber security training refresher.
Indivisible āš (@indivisible.org) reposted
āI will not yield to disrespectful men.ā - Rep. @aoc.bsky.social
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Any day of the week!
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
My hometown but now I live in California. Looks amazing!
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Ticketmaster let me claim BGCA on 2/10. You should get something soon. Maybe it takes longer for larger audience venues.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Just lemme talk to Dennis Taylor.
Tim Satterwhite (@timsatterwhite.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha Ha Ha was the first song I saw live. I canāt say the odds are high for it tonight, but Iām on your side.