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@tivoni.bsky.social

Every Nonprofit is a Policy Failure

created February 7, 2024

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He spent the whole time yelling AGENT into the phone

27/8/2025, 7:40:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jury nullification is the last bulwark of the people

27/8/2025, 1:42:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI will make school kids have better handwriting

27/8/2025, 1:04:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A third Reich?

26/8/2025, 6:01:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ipso facto Al Gore invented the internet

26/8/2025, 12:18:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fearless in the plum rain season

Fearless in the plum rain season
26/8/2025, 1:19:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So the GOP cut corporate taxes but take equity positions?

25/8/2025, 1:44:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta balance Social Security one way another

25/8/2025, 12:05:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump's Federal Gestapo youtu.be/hYTQ7__NNDI?...

23/8/2025, 12:49:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FBI and ICE agents: youtu.be/hYTQ7__NNDI?...

23/8/2025, 12:48:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The meeting wasn't about Ukraine, it was about the midterms

16/8/2025, 3:31:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 3:22:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get on the Jury

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15/8/2025, 3:02:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need an Anti-Fascist Jury Nullification Publicity campaign

15/8/2025, 1:44:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$10 says this Trump/Putin summit is really about getting help in the 2026 midterms and Trump will eat the notes

14/8/2025, 3:36:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be careful DC - they're gonna find a reason to arrest you: www.fox5dc.com/news/dcs-cen...

13/8/2025, 8:22:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe it's him not DC

12/8/2025, 7:09:41 PM | 54 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're also supposed to just take "Big Balls" account of what happened at face value? Even though the timing is perfect and it fits the Project 2025 playbook?

12/8/2025, 6:12:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 3:22:20 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's so close. it's the perfect time to privatize and patent the science. Big Pharma is gonna scoop up these scientists

12/8/2025, 1:41:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

7/8/2025, 4:37:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD Coup?

6/8/2025, 8:59:04 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/asht...

5/8/2025, 2:52:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OSHA violation

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24/7/2025, 10:45:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dan Urevick-Ackelsberg (@danua.bsky.social) reposted

The Trump Administration sought to terminate a consent order regarding the alleged redlining of West and Southwest Philadelphia. We just successfully stopped them. pubintlaw.org/cases-and-pr...

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20/7/2025, 7:36:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An 82-year-old Pennsylvania man has been found after his family was led to believe he had died in ICE custody.

19/7/2025, 9:27:22 PM | 101 43 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why I love Philly

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18/7/2025, 1:29:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suggested target www.businessinsider.com/secret-putin...

15/7/2025, 11:17:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yarvin = Shrute

14/7/2025, 10:10:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#Superman

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12/7/2025, 4:19:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I wonder what the political platform of the guy who built a nazi Ai will be

9/7/2025, 1:55:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Floods aren't an act of God, they're an act of engineering, or lack of therein

7/7/2025, 5:01:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a good day to be here

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5/7/2025, 4:33:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Parker hired an advisor for $300k and this it the best they can do

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3/7/2025, 1:06:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) reposted

MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Wisconsin Supreme Court's liberal majority strikes down the state’s 176-year-old abortion ban.

2/7/2025, 1:15:14 PM | 17705 3042 | View on Bluesky | view

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and all these neighborhoods will be shooting off fireworks all weekend too...

2/7/2025, 1:22:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This plus July 4th in Philly = Garbage Fires in every neighborhood

2/7/2025, 1:20:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many trash fires is Philly gonna have when people start doing fireworks on their block?

1/7/2025, 9:38:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We wouldn't of gotten FDR without the Great Depression

1/7/2025, 5:37:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should go Independent and caucus with the Dems

1/7/2025, 3:09:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jenn Burrill (@jennburrill.bsky.social) reposted

People born on U.S. military bases overseas being stripped of their citizenship and deported... Jermaine Thomas was born on a U.S. base in Germany where his dad was deployed in 1986. Last week he was deported to Jamaica Now Thomas has no citizenship, according to court documents

26/6/2025, 10:02:32 PM | 1103 591 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jurassic Park x Alien is the crossover movie I need

27/6/2025, 1:48:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is gonna retire on defamation money

27/6/2025, 1:31:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's be really smart for Iran to say they are more damaged than they are so they can quickly rebuild in secret, and not let anyone justify more bombings

25/6/2025, 6:16:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Shallow State (@ourshallowstate.bsky.social) reposted

THEY F*CKING TOOK THE ICE CREAM MAN! The photo says it all. Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of a Culver City, CA church. A Community Coalition helped the family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. For 20 years, loved in the community. "Hardened criminals" - my ass.

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Land Shark is canvassing for Cuomo

23/6/2025, 11:52:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's gonna want the Peace Prize for this

23/6/2025, 10:39:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too many calories

23/6/2025, 10:34:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Almost all the world's problems right now boil down to Boomers concerned about their legacy as they near their own deaths

23/6/2025, 3:33:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one can confirm if the masked men were federal officers
23/6/2025, 2:02:27 AM | 19 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is how a lot of movies start

23/6/2025, 12:08:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CNN wants wars

20/6/2025, 9:17:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who said it? Dwight Shrute or Curtis Yarvin

20/6/2025, 8:01:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Private equity bailout

20/6/2025, 1:29:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump will spend more money attacking US Citizens than on Ukraine defending itself

11/6/2025, 7:02:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They want to fight Americans more than they want to fight Russians

11/6/2025, 5:17:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office posts a video of Emperor Palpatine reciting Donald Trump’s Truth Social post about L.A. via @swholocron.bsky.social

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Profile picture The Times & Sunday Times (@thetimes.com) reposted

🔺 Los Angeles protests news: Judge orders halt to military deployment A US federal court has issued a temporary restraining order limiting the deployment of troops in Los Angeles after Trump sent marines and the National Guard to the city

10/6/2025, 8:46:21 PM | 54 30 | View on Bluesky | view

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LA Protestors should start showing up decked out in MAGA gear and American flags when the Marines show up to fuck with the optics they're going for

10/6/2025, 8:34:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is letting children die so he can spend $134m to stop >$3m in property damage

10/6/2025, 7:13:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kye (@gxldsociety.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

10/6/2025, 12:17:50 AM | 40902 18338 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Oprah to Trump pipeline strikes again

9/6/2025, 6:22:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, it seems like Trump could really use a domestic distraction right about now

9/6/2025, 11:43:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ColdChef, at your service (@coldchef.bsky.social) reposted

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

Stormtrooper-ass looking cops standing in front of a giant donut.
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Profile picture Kim Kelly (@kimkelly.bsky.social) reposted

🚨 ALERTA PHILLY 🚨 Hearing from a very credible local source that there may be ICE action tomorrow (Sunday 6/8) in the following areas: 5th and Washington Ave 7th and Snyder Ave 5th and McKean/Wolf Chinatown Let your neighbors know to stay safe and be vigilant. Be ready. Be water.

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We're about to find out why He's Hesgeth hasn't been fired

8/6/2025, 1:51:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@rainwilson.bsky.social: Half of these quotes are from Dwight Schrute and the other half are from Curtis Yarvin

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"There’s too many people on this earth. We need a new plague." "In the wild, there is no healthcare. In the wild, healthcare is 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me, and I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead."

6/6/2025, 5:11:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone should do a "who said it?" quote game between Curtis Yarvin and Dwight Shrute

6/6/2025, 5:07:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this sounds like a Dwight Shrute monologue

6/6/2025, 5:06:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elon orders a Trump Taco

6/6/2025, 12:00:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prediction: Trump will dump Elon if he's perceived as a "Loser" and Elon will go into a K-hole rage and tweet enough evidence to get Trump impeached

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Trump could do the funniest thing www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

5/6/2025, 7:32:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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50/50 Trump nationlizes SpaceX

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Watch Trump Nationalize SpaceX under some National Security reason

5/6/2025, 7:02:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oversightdemocrats.house.gov/news/press-r...

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Limeflation

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Blimey these limeys...

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Abolish ICE going mainstream

4/6/2025, 11:39:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everybody dies

3/6/2025, 11:53:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ICE agents have been promised a $46K bonus

2/6/2025, 10:06:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only one way to heaven, they're trying to fast track it

1/6/2025, 12:04:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Call it the GOP Death Cult budget

31/5/2025, 10:18:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Death Cult Spokeslady

31/5/2025, 10:00:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elon doesn't take ketamine, as the world's richest man, he has a private lab cooking him custom drugs or "enhancers"

31/5/2025, 8:56:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should make Trump testify to the mental anguish he suffered

29/5/2025, 9:00:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TACO Trump

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youtu.be/goh2x_G0ct4?...

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Back when we didn't measure this, it never happened

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Grok fixed?

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