tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh look, Bezos is about to announce a real estate venture.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh look, Bezos is about to announce a real estate venture.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
We're thinking something like this.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
So much for wishful thinking. We'll go back to forbes dot com level speculation and innuendo now.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know, I'm pretty sure that's Mike Johnson.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm rereading Old Mans War for the first time in forever and I think, "We are green, cat eyed, hot aliens now, lets fuck like rabbits", is really relatable. :)
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A delusional, clinically depressed, racist, anti-semite, with easy access to guns goes on a shooting rampage and all anyone wants too mention is she was trans...
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
They coulda spent that 150grand on a nicer trailer...
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
ATF has also been the dumping ground for federal law enforcement agencies to send their unwanted and incompetent employees so they don't have to go through the hassle of firing them.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
SSRI use is at historical highs, violence is at historical lows. They need to find a different strawman.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
More importantly what the fuck are “mitochondrial challenges”
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
the transportation department has been running Union Station the whole time. They didn't "reclaim" anything.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Counterpoint: This is the best possible outcome to the national guard being told to "police the area".
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
When did Ethan Hawke turn into Billy Bob Thorton? Damn I'm old.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
didn't he spend 10 years making softcore porn with girls making out all around him?
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump was released on cashless bail pending his fraud trial. He was convicted on 34 counts.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like the TL;DR is "I know it's protected by the first amendment, but we'll weaponize any law we can to prosecute someone who burns a flag" Is "conspiracy to violate the constitution" an offense?
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
"Runs" is carrying a lot of weight there. Not as much as Deans belt, but still.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
"OOPs off to foreign torture camps they go, judge told us we had to"
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
of course they won't. but there will be a chart that shows a nice little dip in prices that a talking head on newsmax will be able to point too and say "SEE IT'S WORKING!!! ALL PRAISE TO DEAR LEADER"
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup, unfortunately, they are way better at messaging and have a captive audience to lie too. It's going to require aggressive messaging in places dems don't usually advertise.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course they'll be "short lived". Jack up prices by 50% and then remove the tariffs before the midterms so they come back down 25% and point at the "economic miracle" you performed...
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so perfect. Fighting stupid with a mirror.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
While that would void any case she touched in that time. What are the chances she has done anything remotely resembling the job of US attorney in that time?
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Oops, Wrong person! Can I have that bribe back?
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
They laid of the broadcast graphic guy and the anchors are doing it themselves in powerpoint now.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
I see so many 4th down tries this season. It's the perfect biased data set that should never be relied on for decision making.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
1.2 million since the last census. It's a shame a US senator doesn't have access to that information.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
So did trump send him that 1.1 billion for sex or because he was dumb enough to fall for the ponzi scheme? both?
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool! more free paper towels...
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Explicitly repealed by section 2 of the 14th amendment
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
And this years theme is "embarrassment"
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone dumb enough to vote for Adams would definitely vote Cuomo if he wasn't an option...
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
TBF, most of the combat manpower in the DC NG is an MP battalion. And the greater part of those people are probably cops that are being pulled out of their regular jobs to provide security theater in DC instead.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
I sincerely hope that was the joke. I doubt it. But I have some hope left
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
You just said the Princess Bride was released in 1987. This comment made be cry twice.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
As an old person... 1990 was 10 years ago get off my lawn?
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
ewww melted tourist can not be good for the springs.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Dangerous Liaisons
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmmm that's why they call it the red planet
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Yes it is.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Time for a national strike
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
We should probably define what would constitute "concerning" to a woman who enjoyed raping children.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
What a better world it would be if trump had been into cocaine in the 80's instead of teenagers.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Hispanics tend to be pretty conservative, in normal years it's a 50/50 split. The biggest indicator is rural/suburban v urban and they can't draw a 'safe' red map with those parameters. Everything is within 5 points... This little experiment could bite them in the ass in a big way.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
He'd find a way to fuck that up too.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
When administering a corporation with a hugely inflated value, it helps to appoint your family as the board of directors so you can abscond with as much cash as possible before the whole thing implodes.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
If all the idiots that stand around behind him looking embarrassed when he speaks could just STOP STANDING BEHIND HIM, that would be great.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
I need a visit from Pimp my Vardo.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
And people used to say "That's so UNREALISTIC" when the bad guy monologued their entire evil scheme in Act 2...
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Gates was a nerd in the right place at the right time. The right time being when you could steal software and repackage it as your own, and the right place being where his mother could swing a huge contract too him to get his company off the ground. The rest was business acumen.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone with a shred of self-awareness was laughing too hard to object?
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
The young lady with the handcuffs is older than he likes...
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
what a reliable little weathervane she is.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
MMMmmmmm private equity had nothing to do with that.. It was all that evil Fed's doing.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Woke AF too...
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
The one MAGA star Trump would never consider pardoning because of all the 'gay'.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
It must be very difficult to remember if you are making stuff up about "Anti-semetism" or if you are making things up about "The Jews". Especially with Linda's limited gifts.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't wait for discovery
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh look, this is why the secret police needed a 10 fold budget increase before the mid terms happen...
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasn't it the rankest form of communism when Michelle Obama said we should feed kids fresh vegetables?
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds better in the original German.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
With a few mental gymnastics they can blame it all on Trump and continue voting themselves to death with other republicans.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social)
Can we all agree building a concentration camp in the middle of a Florida swamp at the beginning of hurricane season is either monumentally incompetent or calculated evil? Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Andrew Cuomo should instead fuck all the way off.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess it took them a while to find someone who could read Bondi's handwriting in crayon...
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Darnit Reagan's imaginary "welfare queen" is out there tryin to get healthcare again...
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
"I don't want daddy to go to jail, the other kids will make fun of me"
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
But it sure would dilute their voting power, eh?
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
nonono We're phasing out the FEMA Obama used to put people in secret FEMA camps with but half-assed keeping the FEMA Texas screams for every time any easily foreseen and preventable tragedy happens...
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Creating the "Boy this park is a shithole it should be managed by a private company" narrative. Someone watched the Tories manage NHS funding and took notes.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
"all you need to do is play make believe and everything will be OK" I've been pretending congress is capable of rationality and moral courage for decades now. Hasn't worked yet.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
...dude
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
He's saying so long as they get their gestapo fully funded, it doesn't matter what happens with the rest of the bill...
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess we need to start calling it "heteroculture" instead.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Also there is zero chance he can lose his district the way they have rigged the voting system there.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
More like
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
So... Everything that was already happening under the previous treaty trump withdrew from, except this time we are paying for the reactor.... art. of. the. deal.
Miles Howard (@milesperhoward.bsky.social) reposted
This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
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Daddy's home, hope he goes to be soon so Mom can get some actual work done, at least he'll be playing golf all weekend.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Bank of America, Wells Fargo, and Deutsche bank getting a pass?
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
They’re planning on building a detention center for migrants in the middle of the fetid swamps of Florida. If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
That's because they don't know what the fuck they are doing.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe, but Iran will surely be blamed for any "incidents" that might happen.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
...While Israel plans the next bombing campaign and Iran's sleeper cells scout targets.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
That's dumb even for a republican congressman from North Carolina...
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
why bother?
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
If the cities are where democrats "grow their power with illegal immigrants" why would they want to "destroy" them. Can we get some internal consistency in our nonsense fear-mongering?
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
In the primaries. Get the hell out and vote for the best candidate available in the primaries. After the primaries are over we have no choice but to hold our nose and vote blue. No. Matter. What.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
so long?
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
They're not marching, they're walking. Occasionally in step...
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
No chance, way out of your league. ;)
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
The US military has plans for everything. A SECDEF smarter than a parsnip would never say so. But hey, it was probably the booze talking.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
"Art of the deal" Set an artificial deadline so no matter what happens, the other side can just delay a while to make you look stupid. So much winning.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
How did you escape with your life!?
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
If trump knows about anything it's about being gross and incompetent.
tjamesosborne.bsky.social (@tjamesosborne.bsky.social) reply parent
Fear of something their invisible friend told them to hate IS their top issue.