“This is how I have to sit when Scalzi is using that useless damn light box.”
“This is how I have to sit when Scalzi is using that useless damn light box.”
Trump will give him anything rather than pay his bills.
TBF, this was great advice for about 24 hours.
I mean, Craig’s DB5 has GATLING GUNS.
I’m prepared.
Never Say Never Again is better than any Roger Moore Bond film.
I have some cesium-137 ointment you can borrow.
He looks like somebody has made too many copies of Jared Harris.
As the official spokesperson of the Online Left, may I please invite you to go fuck yourself, arsehole.
*visits Gaza* “Well, at least you don’t have Trump here!”
Yes, but unfortunately everyone’s mental and physical health improves.
I suppose Marco Rubio has baseline competence, at by the fairly low standards of previous appointees, but he’s such a spineless little bitch that any competence he has is completely irrelevant.
Do you think he meant midichlorians?
I have good news! We are sending the Palestinians to the camps this time! I regret to inform you that you are now Palestinian.
MORE SUPERMARKETS owned by new world and food stuffs
I remember the days where we would hang the kids’ pictures on the fridge with a hammer and nails.
I don’t know any of my butler’s names, I just call him Wilson, because that’s what we called the butler when we were children.
This is unfair. What if these people are actually salivating over the “weak” babies that are also likely to die?
This is a common misconception. Many believe that managing the economy well means increasing income and welfare across the general population. In fact, good economic management puts your money in my pocket.
Am posting this here because it remains the single most perfect interaction in social media history.
Did they put the “former” in bold text?
I hate how the right is trying to bring back the R-word, but we should call these people fucking pussies more often.
We’ve stopped government spending on homes, and for some weird reason the construction industry is in recession.
“POINT 4: The Antichrist, when it comes, will not have soulless, empty eyes that do not in the slightest match up with its fake, lopsided grin. DEFINITELY NOT.”
I think you’re just underestimating Trump’s clear dedication to the proper handling of classified materials.
Bonnie: I’ve never even seen Clyde NEAR a bank.
Isn’t that what the elections are for?
Well, they had to wait until Trump invented the concept of a wall first.
In other news, the ground at the foot of this cliff I’ve fallen from is nice and level.
The Reserve Bank is slashing the OCR because of all the insane growth that’s happening at the moment, yup.
Should be fine. What the odds that the remains of a sick horse should turn up in an old meat packing plant?
Will the rest of her body follow along later?
Probably a wise move for Zelenskyy to offer him $7m for a signed hat or some shit.
I notice that he wisely got rid of the clock with the funny hands that you can’t tell the time from.
Just saw another photo of this guy where he has a pathetic wisp of a goatee, and he breaks his own record for “punchable face”. Incredible stuff.
If you have four days of charge, but lose 25% over time…you’re fine. But if your battery only just lasts the day and you lose 25%-congrats! It’s time to buy a new phone!
Ya gotta hand it to the Republicans, they’re pushing out all the limits on the definition of “punchable”.
Genuine question-is there potential OSH-risk in allowing people to hunt on your farm block?
“But only old people remember NBC.” “Who do you think still watches fucking TV?”
Most of these assholes voted for W as well.
Sometimes we all go out on the piss- -Downtown
“We’ve tried slashing health, education and infrastructure spending and we’re all out of ideas”.
Oh, I could take a guess which country they live in.
Personally I thinking likening your opponents to terrorists much more egregious than calling them moral cowards, but I’m not Gerry Brownlee (thanks Christ for small mercies).
It turns out, we don’t have to wait at all. Simon Court accused the opposition of promoting “Hamas propaganda” in THAT SAME DEBATE, and was not censured.
TBF, it is a very, very, very secret weapon.
Nice save.
That’s so sweet! How many murders have you done together?
“Fan of history” with this crowd normally translates as “likes to collect iron crosses and first editions of Mein Kampf”
This is both funny and 100% what she should do, I hope she sees this.
Devoting yourself to good, honest work is a well-proven path to reform. Say, what was Ghislaine’s job again?
Honestly, this sounds like TWO problems that need fixing.
“But even the stars are a FUCKING MESS in a place like this”
So are you gonna speed limit ambulances Michael, you monster?
Jim Bolger: would.
I feel this image would be a lot more entertaining with a few dozen more “don’ts”.
This goes hard tho-I’ll allow it.
The conversation did remind me of this interaction with a previous National Party leader:
Yup
If you plan to be cruel to children, I don’t see why you should be rewarded for doing the bare minimum.
Legion also seems relatively invisible, and is a bit too messy to rank amongst the greatest, but it is truly nothing like anything else on TV.
But also, The Americans seemed to go a bit under the radar as well. I assume we’re talking about long-running series here, otherwise I would add The Singing Detective and Watchmen.
It always comes up too late in these threads, so Justified. Great characters, great antagonists, great dialogue, and every episode made me laugh out loud at least once.
At least Muldoon had an ethos.
Honestly though, if I had to take a guess, I would have said the original “Running Man”
Update, courtesy of RNZ: “Ashley Allen said he had been inspired by the film Blade Runner”. I did not know this. I should have known this.
In the IDF’s defence, there is no evidence that they are eating Palestinians.
You arrive in a deserted dystopian hellscape briefly lit by one sparking fluorescent tube. Congratulations. You have found the food court.
So dramatic! I mean, take a breath Sunset!
Wait, you mean EVERY genocide is bad? huh.
Nerds. You mean we’re nerds, right? (it is a great story)
Also too, Romeo was also a teenager, and not, to use a random example, a 50+ year old real estate millionaire/reality star.
Does Giovanni Capriglione work there?
That squirrel is living in the middle of Metropolis. Whose crops do you think it’s destroying?
I’m too tired to click through, any possibility that the entire article is just the word “NO” in a 60 point font?
Come on Pilgrim and Surfer Rosa both came out while I was 16. Gotta go with Sufer Rosa.
I see your Green and raise you a Document.
I’m not one to judge how anyone celebrates their birthday, but this has got to stop.
Please, call me Frank.
Go on to print four volumes like this and you will have a metric omnibus.
I think a lot of pols could get away with saying “frickin” in public. It’s the fact that we all know he would use “frickin” if he was at a pub with his mates (and it’s hard to imagine that too).
Although I do need to find a good sweet scone recipe. I want to make something like the date and orange scones from Seabreeze cafe in Westmere. Sweet scones and cheese scones are just two different beasts.
With homemade plum jam…mmmmm
Call me a monster, but I’m happy to put jam and cream right on to those cheesy fuckers.
And let’s face it, a plain scone is fairly pointless when the vastly superior cheese scone exists.
There does seem to be one major difference, and that is the dough in the American version is formed like a puff pastry. You can see the lamination in Jamelle’s photo. Looks impressive, but the (admittedly commercial) versions I have tried have been too dry compared to a good NZ scone.
For added confusion, wait til you see the “gravy” they pour over them.
That’s unfair to those in Trump’s orbit who are NOT batshit, merely amoral, cowardly pieces of human garbage.
Also too, baking powder has cream of tartar in it. What good would adding cream of tartar by itself do?
Pity there wasn’t photoshop then, you really needed to add David Byrne to the Heathers poster.
Too soon?
That’s why you should take your wicker man everywhere, you never know when you’re gonna need it.
Nope. Nope nope nope nope.
This like Escher-level recursive shit
You mean Trump denied it? AND he threatened to sue? Surely this is unprecedented and he must be innocent!
