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Todd Goslin

@toddgoslin.bsky.social

Rams, Dodgers, Lakers, and snakes.

created November 13, 2024

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Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

You'd think we'd see a steady diet of screens.

5/9/2025, 3:49:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Aren't you on the west coast?

5/9/2025, 2:49:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuckin Thor!

5/9/2025, 2:28:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Hospital ball.

5/9/2025, 2:17:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Look good, feel good. Feel good, play good.

4/9/2025, 11:38:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you.

4/9/2025, 10:55:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Out? Doubtful? Questionable?

4/9/2025, 10:46:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

This is what happens if you don't upgrade to the premium ultimate platinum starter pack. For a moderate monthly fee, I only get to follow people who think like I do and help support my narratives. It's like I don't even have to think!!

4/9/2025, 8:40:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

🎶 with gaps wide open.

4/9/2025, 8:36:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

......🎶 and the worms ate into his brain.

4/9/2025, 6:52:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Rams practice squad about to get Raided.

4/9/2025, 6:24:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

I gotta think the Cowboys may be worth a couple bucks less than they were last week.

4/9/2025, 3:50:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

That's interesting. I view running as more of a self-preservation skill. I think of creativity as more making plays outside of the structure of the offense, or at least, baiting defenders out of position with looks and pump fakes and such.

4/9/2025, 1:11:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

There's always those that complain about where "their guy" is ranked, but creativity is not were I'd rank Matthew Stafford greatest weakness in this list. Any other quarterbacks throwing no-look passes?

4/9/2025, 12:51:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

The new Jourdan. Good Luck!

3/9/2025, 8:49:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a big group!

3/9/2025, 4:40:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Moscow has notoriously slippery elevated windows that people just can't seem to stop falling out of.

3/9/2025, 3:51:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like we (as Rams fans subscribed to the Athletic) have been waiting at the orphanage for a new parent, have finally been adopted!!

3/9/2025, 2:49:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

I always thought he was a midnight toker who sometimes went by Maurice.

2/9/2025, 4:51:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Staying with metaphors, out of a sense of fashion?

2/9/2025, 4:49:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

That'll help stop the run, too, right?

31/8/2025, 9:45:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

My team, quite obviously.

31/8/2025, 9:45:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

31/8/2025, 8:56:16 PM | 8569 1440 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

This sounds incredible in the purest sense of the word.

31/8/2025, 9:30:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, there's an obvious Patrick Swayze movie just begging for a sequel.

31/8/2025, 6:16:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

No-hit blood!!

31/8/2025, 2:21:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Michigan linebacker ejection?

31/8/2025, 2:21:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Hope it's not too sticky.

31/8/2025, 1:44:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Duck dynasty.

31/8/2025, 12:43:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

There may be some issues with this year's college football preseason rankings.

30/8/2025, 10:52:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

...and Jerry Jones exemplifies the Dunning-Kruger effect.

30/8/2025, 7:29:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Jordan Love is the weak spot?

30/8/2025, 7:27:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Great point. But you could've left that last sentence out.

30/8/2025, 6:31:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Kirshner (@alexkirshner.com) reposted

Not a good first half for Arch, but I think there's still hope for him. Probably transfers to Maryland next year, redshirts behind Malik Washington, and then leads the Terps to the playoff in '27 before the Steelers take him 9th overall in '28

30/8/2025, 5:36:42 PM | 119 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)

The Arch Manning official bandwagon has several new news sopts which have recently opened.

30/8/2025, 6:25:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure it's coincidence. Much like the liberal use of the name "Felcher" in that Reebok super bowl commercial featuring Terry Tate Office Linebacker.

30/8/2025, 6:24:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)

Did Texas even practice this summer?

30/8/2025, 6:13:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)

This Texas offense doesn't seem like they have much of a game plan.

30/8/2025, 6:09:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't be dissing my sarcastic tone!

30/8/2025, 5:45:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)

Disclaimer: I plan to be overeating to everything Arch Manning does throughout this game.

30/8/2025, 5:20:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)

Arch Manning is officially an NFL bust......though he has yet to be drafted.

30/8/2025, 5:19:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently it is in the Big Ten. I mean, it's not like his head was still in it or anything!

30/8/2025, 5:17:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Just cause the man's helmet came off, did they have to call the face mask?

30/8/2025, 5:01:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

He strikes as a fellow who enjoys his toilet humor, perhaps overly much!

30/8/2025, 5:00:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't know they had a prime minister.

30/8/2025, 4:49:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)

3 and out. Who's getting off the Arch Manning hype train?

30/8/2025, 4:47:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

I gotta believe Brian gets his opinions from the daily memos which tell him what to think.

29/8/2025, 10:06:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. I did not expect that this year.

29/8/2025, 7:28:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Timing is a little odd.

29/8/2025, 5:58:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)

Lance Stroll is not good at Formula Oneing.

29/8/2025, 3:50:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

My, bad. Apparently it was 1970.

29/8/2025, 6:12:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

1972 l.a. forum. Matinee show. I was 8

29/8/2025, 6:09:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe this is Mazi Smith's breakout year.

29/8/2025, 4:17:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Elvis Presley.

29/8/2025, 4:16:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Cuckoo scale 1-10, 1 beingreasonable and 10 being severely bat shit, how might you rank this one?

29/8/2025, 12:47:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there an NFL equivalent of the 25th amendment where the if the leader (Jones in this case) is not mentally capable of preforming his task that he can be replaced by, say a vice owner or something?

29/8/2025, 12:45:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, if this was established back in April, what took so long to trade him?

29/8/2025, 12:23:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Right, because there's so many quality players available this time of year.

29/8/2025, 12:22:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Follow up question: "How's that judgment been fairing over the last 30 years?"

29/8/2025, 12:21:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh?

29/8/2025, 12:19:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Who's we??

28/8/2025, 11:52:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, they get coverage because of a massive fan base but one thing you don't do is trade popular players. Especially great popular players in their prime.

28/8/2025, 10:48:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm wondering if a trade of this magnitude will have a negative impact on the value of the Dallas Cowboys as a franchise. I mean, it's certainly tough to call yourselves America's team when you're operating like you're in a small market.

28/8/2025, 10:42:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

It would have made a lot more sense for the Falcons before the draft as well!

28/8/2025, 10:35:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

That's 514.25 points extrapolated out to 17 games. Is that a lot?

28/8/2025, 10:34:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Yea, but the Rams didn't give up Puka Nacua to get them.

28/8/2025, 10:28:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Jimmy Haslam paid his superstar.

28/8/2025, 10:08:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Dak wasn't the only one. ☝️

28/8/2025, 9:53:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

I think this news dramatically reduces the chances that Micah Parsons will suit up for the Cowboys week 1.

28/8/2025, 9:33:09 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

That Jerry Jones sure is a savy gm, huh?

28/8/2025, 9:20:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor Kenny.

28/8/2025, 9:19:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Which will now be late, perhaps very late, 1st round picks.

28/8/2025, 9:17:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

This reminds me of when Bo Jackson told the then owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that he'd never play for them. Guess Micah was serious. Jerry Jones is officially a laughing stock.

28/8/2025, 9:15:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

That's one hell of a spin.

28/8/2025, 4:15:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)

Eduardo Henriquez has stuff!

28/8/2025, 3:13:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't he get in trouble for talking about a player on a another team?

27/8/2025, 11:11:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems a little light given the seriousness of his actions. I'm guessing there was no video evidence.

27/8/2025, 4:31:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't even know what that is but I bet I want one!

27/8/2025, 3:37:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent show. I beg to differ with some of your conclusions, however, but great job!

27/8/2025, 3:44:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Things that would seem obvious to those who don't try to create their own narratives to explain life's mysteries.

27/8/2025, 2:22:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

And now that has been addressed by McVay, it's an even bigger wtf moment. Special teams??? Really??? Reeder was tearing it up in punt coverage, was he??

27/8/2025, 2:15:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounds like a reasonable explanation, but, for the life of me, I can't recall Troy Reeder ever making much of an impact on special teams. I'm sure he has, at some point. It's just that my memories of him are flooded with missed tackles!

27/8/2025, 12:49:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a strong roster to be sure but there was one big wtf moment that has yet to be addressed by the Rams.

26/8/2025, 11:33:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

The Paul thing makes zero sense....as did the trading of Earnest Jones last year. Conversely, Reeder's ceiling was reached long ago. There is no upside there. It's almost like they don't want athleticism at mlb.

26/8/2025, 8:21:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

The Pual cut makes zero sense. Must've been something other than play because Reeder can't do the things on the field that Paul can.

26/8/2025, 8:15:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

I would've thought 1 year 40 mil minimum.

26/8/2025, 12:39:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 11:34:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sensing a controversial soft tissue injury may cut his season short.

25/8/2025, 10:35:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, that seems really low.

25/8/2025, 9:29:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

He made that catch look awfully easy.

25/8/2025, 6:32:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounds awfully ready week one-ish.

25/8/2025, 6:07:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude's got some yac as well!

25/8/2025, 4:31:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 4:40:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the idea, again??

25/8/2025, 4:37:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Haven't seen you in a while. Been over at yhe dark side?

25/8/2025, 3:33:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice. More videos please. Love your work.

25/8/2025, 2:21:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude had like 5-6 oooh moments. He also, unfortunately, didn't cover the flat on that td. Rams, obviously, love him but they're kinda set a safety currently. I'm sure Jacksonville will be watching him closely during cut downs.

24/8/2025, 6:05:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

If Bill Clinton were the current president of the United States this might be relevant.

24/8/2025, 4:27:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

There's also a strong chance he gets cut.

24/8/2025, 4:24:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent

Drats! Thwarted by the paywall again!

23/8/2025, 9:23:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view