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You'd think we'd see a steady diet of screens.
Rams, Dodgers, Lakers, and snakes.
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You'd think we'd see a steady diet of screens.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Aren't you on the west coast?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuckin Thor!
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Hospital ball.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Look good, feel good. Feel good, play good.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Out? Doubtful? Questionable?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what happens if you don't upgrade to the premium ultimate platinum starter pack. For a moderate monthly fee, I only get to follow people who think like I do and help support my narratives. It's like I don't even have to think!!
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
🎶 with gaps wide open.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
......🎶 and the worms ate into his brain.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Rams practice squad about to get Raided.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I gotta think the Cowboys may be worth a couple bucks less than they were last week.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
That's interesting. I view running as more of a self-preservation skill. I think of creativity as more making plays outside of the structure of the offense, or at least, baiting defenders out of position with looks and pump fakes and such.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
There's always those that complain about where "their guy" is ranked, but creativity is not were I'd rank Matthew Stafford greatest weakness in this list. Any other quarterbacks throwing no-look passes?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
The new Jourdan. Good Luck!
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a big group!
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Moscow has notoriously slippery elevated windows that people just can't seem to stop falling out of.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like we (as Rams fans subscribed to the Athletic) have been waiting at the orphanage for a new parent, have finally been adopted!!
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I always thought he was a midnight toker who sometimes went by Maurice.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Staying with metaphors, out of a sense of fashion?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
That'll help stop the run, too, right?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
My team, quite obviously.
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
This sounds incredible in the purest sense of the word.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, there's an obvious Patrick Swayze movie just begging for a sequel.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
No-hit blood!!
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Michigan linebacker ejection?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope it's not too sticky.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Duck dynasty.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
There may be some issues with this year's college football preseason rankings.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
...and Jerry Jones exemplifies the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Jordan Love is the weak spot?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Great point. But you could've left that last sentence out.
Alex Kirshner (@alexkirshner.com) reposted
Not a good first half for Arch, but I think there's still hope for him. Probably transfers to Maryland next year, redshirts behind Malik Washington, and then leads the Terps to the playoff in '27 before the Steelers take him 9th overall in '28
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)
The Arch Manning official bandwagon has several new news sopts which have recently opened.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure it's coincidence. Much like the liberal use of the name "Felcher" in that Reebok super bowl commercial featuring Terry Tate Office Linebacker.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)
Did Texas even practice this summer?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)
This Texas offense doesn't seem like they have much of a game plan.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't be dissing my sarcastic tone!
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)
Disclaimer: I plan to be overeating to everything Arch Manning does throughout this game.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)
Arch Manning is officially an NFL bust......though he has yet to be drafted.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently it is in the Big Ten. I mean, it's not like his head was still in it or anything!
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Just cause the man's helmet came off, did they have to call the face mask?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
He strikes as a fellow who enjoys his toilet humor, perhaps overly much!
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't know they had a prime minister.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)
3 and out. Who's getting off the Arch Manning hype train?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I gotta believe Brian gets his opinions from the daily memos which tell him what to think.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. I did not expect that this year.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Timing is a little odd.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)
Lance Stroll is not good at Formula Oneing.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
My, bad. Apparently it was 1970.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
1972 l.a. forum. Matinee show. I was 8
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe this is Mazi Smith's breakout year.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Elvis Presley.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Cuckoo scale 1-10, 1 beingreasonable and 10 being severely bat shit, how might you rank this one?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there an NFL equivalent of the 25th amendment where the if the leader (Jones in this case) is not mentally capable of preforming his task that he can be replaced by, say a vice owner or something?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, if this was established back in April, what took so long to trade him?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Right, because there's so many quality players available this time of year.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Follow up question: "How's that judgment been fairing over the last 30 years?"
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Who's we??
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, they get coverage because of a massive fan base but one thing you don't do is trade popular players. Especially great popular players in their prime.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm wondering if a trade of this magnitude will have a negative impact on the value of the Dallas Cowboys as a franchise. I mean, it's certainly tough to call yourselves America's team when you're operating like you're in a small market.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
It would have made a lot more sense for the Falcons before the draft as well!
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
That's 514.25 points extrapolated out to 17 games. Is that a lot?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea, but the Rams didn't give up Puka Nacua to get them.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Jimmy Haslam paid his superstar.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Dak wasn't the only one. ☝️
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I think this news dramatically reduces the chances that Micah Parsons will suit up for the Cowboys week 1.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
That Jerry Jones sure is a savy gm, huh?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Poor Kenny.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Which will now be late, perhaps very late, 1st round picks.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
This reminds me of when Bo Jackson told the then owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that he'd never play for them. Guess Micah was serious. Jerry Jones is officially a laughing stock.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
That's one hell of a spin.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social)
Eduardo Henriquez has stuff!
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't he get in trouble for talking about a player on a another team?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems a little light given the seriousness of his actions. I'm guessing there was no video evidence.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't even know what that is but I bet I want one!
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent show. I beg to differ with some of your conclusions, however, but great job!
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Things that would seem obvious to those who don't try to create their own narratives to explain life's mysteries.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
And now that has been addressed by McVay, it's an even bigger wtf moment. Special teams??? Really??? Reeder was tearing it up in punt coverage, was he??
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds like a reasonable explanation, but, for the life of me, I can't recall Troy Reeder ever making much of an impact on special teams. I'm sure he has, at some point. It's just that my memories of him are flooded with missed tackles!
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a strong roster to be sure but there was one big wtf moment that has yet to be addressed by the Rams.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
The Paul thing makes zero sense....as did the trading of Earnest Jones last year. Conversely, Reeder's ceiling was reached long ago. There is no upside there. It's almost like they don't want athleticism at mlb.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
The Pual cut makes zero sense. Must've been something other than play because Reeder can't do the things on the field that Paul can.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I would've thought 1 year 40 mil minimum.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sensing a controversial soft tissue injury may cut his season short.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, that seems really low.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
He made that catch look awfully easy.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds awfully ready week one-ish.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude's got some yac as well!
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the idea, again??
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Haven't seen you in a while. Been over at yhe dark side?
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice. More videos please. Love your work.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude had like 5-6 oooh moments. He also, unfortunately, didn't cover the flat on that td. Rams, obviously, love him but they're kinda set a safety currently. I'm sure Jacksonville will be watching him closely during cut downs.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
If Bill Clinton were the current president of the United States this might be relevant.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
There's also a strong chance he gets cut.
Todd Goslin (@toddgoslin.bsky.social) reply parent
Drats! Thwarted by the paywall again!