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Hmmm, Melania? ๐
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Hmmm, Melania? ๐
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Heโs such an idiotโฆ ๐คฌ
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Yeah, we are so screwed ๐ณ
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Lol a dead giveaway!
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Completely bad idea, agree. But itโs the best they got? ๐
Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent
Fecal matter is better than what we have here.... flesh eating bacteria. A tourist here, lost their leg a couple weeks ago, just by going in the water. This happens here ALL the time. You'll never be able to tell me that the Gulf of Mexico isn't a complete toxic cesspool.
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Edit button edit button edit button!!! ๐๐๐
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Fully agreed! Trumpโs lifeless bloated sausages did not type this. ๐
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Nope, clearly not typed by the dead and bloated fingers of Trump ๐
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Since when did Capitalism include penalizing someone else for selling "too much"? I thought that was the definition of Capitalism?
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Somebody got a new look ๐
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lol ๐คฃ right?
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Itโs a cultโฆ. ๐
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He's dead. This is digital weekend at bernies propaganda. Maybe not dead yet, but definitely incapacitated. Enough to invoke his removal. They are stalling and crafting the story.
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It's funny how misfortune always follows him. He must be cursed or something. ๐
Orla McCool ๐จ๐ฆ (@orlamccool.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Ok. Here goes nothing. He was drunk driving. There was a woman in the car. Unsure if she was a hooker or not. He refused to stop the car and let her out. His behaviour was starting to freak her out. She called 911. He panicked and slammed the breaks on and was hit from behind. End.
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Rudy Giuliani likes em all, as long as they look like Kellyanne Conway.
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^^^THIS^^^
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this is giulianiโs 9/11
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Rudy Giuliani offered assistance to a stranded motorist and got rear ended
Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent
Ah yeah, for some reason I read that as California. I'm a bit stoned right now. ๐
Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent
Yeah, exactly. It's over the top bullshit added to make him look okay. They can't have America's-tainted Mayor being arrested for DUI, and solicitation of a prostitute in a city that they are currently at war with.
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This smells funny.
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The whole thing smells of a DUI being covered up. Like he had a dispute with his "date" and had stopped the car in the middle of the highway, when carblammo! ๐
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Rudy Giuliani might be in trouble since his last back injury nearly broke him in half. ๐ณ
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aw shit, no... omg. lol ๐
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Because there's probably one near you right now
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Penises are just funny
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Gawd I hope not ๐ฌ
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I decided to post this, in case the President forgets to post something about Labor Day.
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lol fair enough... again, sorry to direct at you. ๐๐
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Sorry, didn't realize it wasn't yours. ๐
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The signs were there all along, if you just paid attention. Did his inauguration look "American" to you?
Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent
Wouldn't it be cool though, if they all just took themselves out? Holy crap, never even thought about that possibility before. That's my new happy place.
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Yeah, what else is new.
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You can give em my address ๐
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It's the little things that keep you goin ๐
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Yeah, but you know some aide, or marine or staff, will whip out a cell phone and get it. We'll see it eventually. ๐ค
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๐ Hope he gasps
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"I thought you said he was buying?"
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Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent
Yes, it would. I don't follow his show much, but he rarely seems to talk about politics anymore. He's trying to pivot away from things he's said and blend back in.
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๐ He's just missing the the earbuds up his nose and cable taped to his arm.
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I bet he lives in the valley, in a cookie cutter little box, on a hill, in a gated community that doesn't pay for the gates to be closed anymore, so people just drive right in. I bet his house has a room with a pool table with a superman logo on it. I bet he applied to be on Cribs, but rejected.
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He's a clown...๐ and a chump.
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๐ chop chop
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Just sucks, now I worry about retribution. [sigh] - My vehicle is not garaged.
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We might be nearing the stage where everything is delivered by video address (because he doesnโt have time for evil, petty reporters) and he canโt string two sentences together without video editing.
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Yes, they should, unless user has video auto play turned off, or there is audio on the file.
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That was my first thought, but then I have to look at it, and since theyre gone, it would just sit there. Sorta damned if do.
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It was some contractor ( think craigslist ad, guy in a truck with trailer of trash). heโs long gone now. ๐ก
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I really donโt know. I thought he was compromised, but now I am not so sure. Itโs truly like heโs doing whatever is the absolute worst opposite of everything.
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Thatโs what I said ๐คท
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Says. Everybody is saying. Less say, more do.
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And everyone else still hates America as wellโฆ so itโs a big lose-lose ๐คจ๐ก
Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent
It got converted to a still image. Bluesky doesnโt handle things like this very well, I totally agree!
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Itโs getting to the point that gifs are like Flashโฆ their time has come and gone. lol ๐ And just like Flash, the transfer over, isnโt a pretty sight. Tons of alternate ways to deal with them, competing file formats, etcโฆ Itโs a mess.
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Is that her porn name? Iโve been wondering about that๐ค
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GIFs suck and should die. ๐ They are massive size and a tech from the 1800s. Bluesky doesnโt want them(nobody really does) because of that, but supports them by converting to a more modern format.
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MAGA confidence maybe
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Rob who?
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Thatโs the GorkaBlaster 3000. It can oscillate at 3000 thrusts per minute, and is gasoline powered and internet enabled.
Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent
Can we go one week without seeing this twat?
Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent
What an idiotic website. Just admit you canโt understand anything beyond markup, and lose the vile, elitist cussing. You sound juvenile and dumb.
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lol, figures.. I just watched quickly on my phone and fell for it. ๐๐ฉ๐
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shamefully admits that yes ๐ ๐คฃ
Jeff Deroshia (@jeffderoshia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Imma share some pics made by @funco.bsky.social
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๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ณgross!
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Has she done porn yet? Gonna grow up an become an escort?
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Joe Rogan is trying to save his โcareerโ - fuck him! You loved Donnyโs little cock so much before, you deserve to have it up your ass forever.
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Screw himโฆ he should go down with (on?) him.
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Agreed, I donโt really miss it at all, anymore. Just got me reminiscing about some of the fun times lol
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That would be perfect lol ๐