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Todd Lambert

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Hi, I'm Todd. ๐Ÿ˜ Follow me for unabashed bullshit that'll make you wonder [coming to you from behind enemy lines] Follow: @blueskyshow.com Reclaim Your Digital Freedom! Video Privacy: @VideoPrivacy.org My Photography @Twilightscapes.com UrbanFetish.com

created November 7, 2024

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Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Hmmm, Melania? ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2/9/2025, 3:08:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heโ€™s such an idiotโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคฌ

1/9/2025, 6:47:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, we are so screwed ๐Ÿ˜ณ

1/9/2025, 6:46:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Lol a dead giveaway!

1/9/2025, 6:46:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜†

1/9/2025, 6:45:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Completely bad idea, agree. But itโ€™s the best they got? ๐Ÿ™„

1/9/2025, 4:28:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Fecal matter is better than what we have here.... flesh eating bacteria. A tourist here, lost their leg a couple weeks ago, just by going in the water. This happens here ALL the time. You'll never be able to tell me that the Gulf of Mexico isn't a complete toxic cesspool.

1/9/2025, 2:42:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Edit button edit button edit button!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

1/9/2025, 2:32:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Fully agreed! Trumpโ€™s lifeless bloated sausages did not type this. ๐Ÿ˜†

1/9/2025, 2:32:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Nope, clearly not typed by the dead and bloated fingers of Trump ๐Ÿ˜‚

1/9/2025, 2:27:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com)

Since when did Capitalism include penalizing someone else for selling "too much"? I thought that was the definition of Capitalism?

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1/9/2025, 2:24:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Somebody got a new look ๐Ÿ‘€

1/9/2025, 2:13:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜„

1/9/2025, 2:04:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

lol ๐Ÿคฃ right?

1/9/2025, 3:26:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Itโ€™s a cultโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜

1/9/2025, 3:23:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜

31/8/2025, 11:21:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com)

He's dead. This is digital weekend at bernies propaganda. Maybe not dead yet, but definitely incapacitated. Enough to invoke his removal. They are stalling and crafting the story.

31/8/2025, 10:07:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's funny how misfortune always follows him. He must be cursed or something. ๐Ÿ˜

31/8/2025, 10:03:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Orla McCool ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@orlamccool.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Ok. Here goes nothing. He was drunk driving. There was a woman in the car. Unsure if she was a hooker or not. He refused to stop the car and let her out. His behaviour was starting to freak her out. She called 911. He panicked and slammed the breaks on and was hit from behind. End.

31/8/2025, 8:45:50 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 9:44:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

31/8/2025, 9:43:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ fr

31/8/2025, 9:43:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rudy Giuliani likes em all, as long as they look like Kellyanne Conway.

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31/8/2025, 9:39:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

^^^THIS^^^

31/8/2025, 9:33:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture andyโ„ข (@andylevy.net) reposted

this is giulianiโ€™s 9/11

31/8/2025, 9:13:25 PM | 588 75 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rudy Giuliani offered assistance to a stranded motorist and got rear ended

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31/8/2025, 9:30:29 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Ah yeah, for some reason I read that as California. I'm a bit stoned right now. ๐Ÿ˜

31/8/2025, 9:20:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reposted reply parent

Rudy Giuliani "Assisting"

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31/8/2025, 9:18:55 PM | 32 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rudy Giuliani "Assisting"

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31/8/2025, 9:18:55 PM | 32 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Yeah, exactly. It's over the top bullshit added to make him look okay. They can't have America's-tainted Mayor being arrested for DUI, and solicitation of a prostitute in a city that they are currently at war with.

31/8/2025, 9:09:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Look at this graph

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31/8/2025, 9:06:54 PM | 36 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This smells funny.

31/8/2025, 9:00:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

The whole thing smells of a DUI being covered up. Like he had a dispute with his "date" and had stopped the car in the middle of the highway, when carblammo! ๐Ÿ˜

31/8/2025, 9:00:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rudy Giuliani might be in trouble since his last back injury nearly broke him in half. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

31/8/2025, 8:58:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

aw shit, no... omg. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

31/8/2025, 8:51:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because there's probably one near you right now

31/8/2025, 8:49:55 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜

31/8/2025, 8:48:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Penises are just funny

31/8/2025, 8:44:38 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:23:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gawd I hope not ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

31/8/2025, 8:22:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did Jesus wear cargo shorts?

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31/8/2025, 8:16:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:13:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I decided to post this, in case the President forgets to post something about Labor Day.

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31/8/2025, 7:58:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

lol fair enough... again, sorry to direct at you. ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜

31/8/2025, 7:51:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Sorry, didn't realize it wasn't yours. ๐Ÿ˜‰

31/8/2025, 7:44:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com)

The signs were there all along, if you just paid attention. Did his inauguration look "American" to you?

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31/8/2025, 7:42:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Wouldn't it be cool though, if they all just took themselves out? Holy crap, never even thought about that possibility before. That's my new happy place.

31/8/2025, 7:38:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 7:31:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 7:25:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Yeah, what else is new.

31/8/2025, 7:20:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can give em my address ๐Ÿ˜

31/8/2025, 7:18:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜‚

31/8/2025, 6:49:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the little things that keep you goin ๐Ÿ˜

31/8/2025, 6:49:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Yeah, but you know some aide, or marine or staff, will whip out a cell phone and get it. We'll see it eventually. ๐Ÿคž

31/8/2025, 6:47:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜‚ Hope he gasps

31/8/2025, 6:43:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

"I thought you said he was buying?"

31/8/2025, 6:42:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Last Supper (at KFC)

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31/8/2025, 6:40:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 6:26:53 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคž

31/8/2025, 6:25:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup

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31/8/2025, 6:02:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Yes, it would. I don't follow his show much, but he rarely seems to talk about politics anymore. He's trying to pivot away from things he's said and blend back in.

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Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

๐Ÿ˜‚ He's just missing the the earbuds up his nose and cable taped to his arm.

31/8/2025, 5:47:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

I bet he lives in the valley, in a cookie cutter little box, on a hill, in a gated community that doesn't pay for the gates to be closed anymore, so people just drive right in. I bet his house has a room with a pool table with a superman logo on it. I bet he applied to be on Cribs, but rejected.

31/8/2025, 5:44:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

He's a clown...๐Ÿ‘ and a chump.

31/8/2025, 5:38:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜‚ chop chop

31/8/2025, 5:27:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Just sucks, now I worry about retribution. [sigh] - My vehicle is not garaged.

31/8/2025, 5:24:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:20:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We might be nearing the stage where everything is delivered by video address (because he doesnโ€™t have time for evil, petty reporters) and he canโ€™t string two sentences together without video editing.

31/8/2025, 5:09:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

31/8/2025, 5:06:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, they should, unless user has video auto play turned off, or there is audio on the file.

31/8/2025, 5:04:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

That was my first thought, but then I have to look at it, and since theyre gone, it would just sit there. Sorta damned if do.

31/8/2025, 5:03:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was some contractor ( think craigslist ad, guy in a truck with trailer of trash). heโ€™s long gone now. ๐Ÿ˜ก

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31/8/2025, 5:00:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really donโ€™t know. I thought he was compromised, but now I am not so sure. Itโ€™s truly like heโ€™s doing whatever is the absolute worst opposite of everything.

31/8/2025, 4:04:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thatโ€™s what I said ๐Ÿคท

31/8/2025, 4:01:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 3:54:41 PM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Says. Everybody is saying. Less say, more do.

31/8/2025, 3:57:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And everyone else still hates America as wellโ€ฆ so itโ€™s a big lose-lose ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜ก

31/8/2025, 3:55:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

It got converted to a still image. Bluesky doesnโ€™t handle things like this very well, I totally agree!

31/8/2025, 3:49:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Itโ€™s getting to the point that gifs are like Flashโ€ฆ their time has come and gone. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ And just like Flash, the transfer over, isnโ€™t a pretty sight. Tons of alternate ways to deal with them, competing file formats, etcโ€ฆ Itโ€™s a mess.

31/8/2025, 3:47:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Is that her porn name? Iโ€™ve been wondering about that๐Ÿค”

31/8/2025, 3:41:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

GIFs suck and should die. ๐Ÿ˜„ They are massive size and a tech from the 1800s. Bluesky doesnโ€™t want them(nobody really does) because of that, but supports them by converting to a more modern format.

31/8/2025, 3:40:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

MAGA confidence maybe

31/8/2025, 3:26:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rob who?

31/8/2025, 3:20:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Thatโ€™s the GorkaBlaster 3000. It can oscillate at 3000 thrusts per minute, and is gasoline powered and internet enabled.

31/8/2025, 3:05:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Can we go one week without seeing this twat?

31/8/2025, 2:57:08 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

What an idiotic website. Just admit you canโ€™t understand anything beyond markup, and lose the vile, elitist cussing. You sound juvenile and dumb.

31/8/2025, 2:05:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

lol, figures.. I just watched quickly on my phone and fell for it. ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜†

31/8/2025, 1:46:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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shamefully admits that yes ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿคฃ

31/8/2025, 5:55:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Deroshia (@jeffderoshia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Imma share some pics made by @funco.bsky.social

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Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ณgross!

31/8/2025, 5:52:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Has she done porn yet? Gonna grow up an become an escort?

31/8/2025, 5:46:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joe Rogan is trying to save his โ€œcareerโ€ - fuck him! You loved Donnyโ€™s little cock so much before, you deserve to have it up your ass forever.

31/8/2025, 5:42:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Todd Lambert (@toddlambert.com) reply parent

Screw himโ€ฆ he should go down with (on?) him.

31/8/2025, 5:39:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agreed, I donโ€™t really miss it at all, anymore. Just got me reminiscing about some of the fun times lol

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That would be perfect lol ๐Ÿ‘Œ

31/8/2025, 4:48:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view