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Some Argle Barglle about Venezuela.

2/9/2025, 7:35:58 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exclusive preview of the press conference.

2/9/2025, 3:20:56 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm thinking it took a lot of effort to get to that spot. Magnificent.

1/9/2025, 11:30:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woody, are you in the Epstein files?

1/9/2025, 11:29:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's the strangest damn thing.

1/9/2025, 9:19:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're going to need that coal when they switch back to steam locomotives.

1/9/2025, 9:18:20 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile, it's fat times on the international sunflower oil market. Oh well.

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1/9/2025, 8:13:39 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somewhere on the island. (Gonna hear from some bloke from Guernsey before the day is out)

1/9/2025, 6:25:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 6:17:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they lit themselves on fire, that would melt the ice. Just saying.

1/9/2025, 6:07:42 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 5:49:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Life itself is becoming X-ified.

1/9/2025, 5:47:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eventually they'll slap a 25% tariff on tariffs.

1/9/2025, 5:17:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I had thoughts of giving up everything because I had a grenade in my hand, but my wife and daughter gave me the strength to crawl": the story of National Guard soldier Vladislav, who escaped from a mass grave with his throat cut The fact that he survived is a

1/9/2025, 4:42:29 PM | 191 59 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Labor Day. 1938 photo by Arthur Rothstein of a child working cranberry bogs in New Jersey. Never again. (Library of Congress)

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1/9/2025, 4:41:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just an ordinary man, walking through an extraordinary world.

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1/9/2025, 4:31:16 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Berg (@jeremymberg.bsky.social) reposted

Yes, it was carefully hidden in the New England Journal of Medicine. Pfizer/BioNTech vaccine (www.nejm.org/doi/pdf/10.1... ) 1/2

1/9/2025, 4:08:08 PM | 2285 701 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got the vaccine, didn't get sick, and then went hiking and pulled a muscle. Another vaccine related injury.😃

1/9/2025, 4:08:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The idea behind white water rafting is that the raft should float. Correct me if I'm wrong.

1/9/2025, 4:02:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's almost as if a certain someone is out to destroy America.

1/9/2025, 3:47:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm assuming that the Satanism ban will include watching re-runs of Teletubbies.

1/9/2025, 3:44:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wicked cool.

1/9/2025, 3:41:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Out of duct tape again.

1/9/2025, 3:38:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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IIRC, chicken tikka masala was invented in London. Mmmhhh....good.

1/9/2025, 3:34:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BK. Titanji (@boghuma.bsky.social) reposted

The pre-vaccine era was HELL for kids. We have already failed them on gun safety, we cannot fail them on the issue of vaccines. #VACCINES cause Adults!

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1/9/2025, 12:58:25 PM | 555 210 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those are really frickin' nice. He should post some of his Etsy collection on bsky.

1/9/2025, 3:19:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clearly if there hadn't been a Cracker Barrel on the west bank of the Delaware that fateful Christmas night, Washington would've never pulled it off. Those troops were parched and famished.

1/9/2025, 3:14:18 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 7:55:35 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The day before Knowledge Day, folks will stock up. After all, they have Knowledge.

31/8/2025, 7:53:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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... and the kidnappings begin.

31/8/2025, 7:50:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ukraine has been hammering away at Russian AD for quite some time. This may make them quite a bit less vulnerable.

31/8/2025, 7:48:37 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Recycling body bags no doubt.

31/8/2025, 7:44:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:29:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I honestly don't get how it is that these magnetic storms affect different regions at different times. Must be an eastern hemisphere kind of thing. I am not a registered scientician mind you.

31/8/2025, 5:03:26 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm ready.

31/8/2025, 4:56:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It has occurred to me that a eugenicist would argue that a family that produces a number of alcoholics/drug abusers shouldn't be allowed to propagate. I wonder what RFK would think of this. Someone should ask him.

31/8/2025, 4:01:35 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What he's saying is he doesn't want to get the Ceausescu treatment.

31/8/2025, 3:39:19 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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American workers to the fields!! That lettuce isn't going to harvest itself.

31/8/2025, 3:07:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only thing that's coming is the crazy train.

31/8/2025, 6:14:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dunning-Kruger meets sociopathy.

31/8/2025, 6:03:50 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to take my daughter to American college women's athletics. It was amazing how nice the athletes were to the young fans and how much time they took to talk to them and sign autographs. Glad to see it in ruggers.

30/8/2025, 10:02:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess we knew this was coming. fortune.com/2025/08/28/t...

30/8/2025, 9:59:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stephen- the people you hang with NEED someone to hate. When all the browns are gone, who do you think will ascend the list?

30/8/2025, 8:23:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what someone who failed miserably would say. Fox and the Grapes.

30/8/2025, 8:20:53 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The un-collapsed part looks pretty ratty.

30/8/2025, 8:02:08 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember early on in Covid a clip of a young libertarian economist explaining that it's not cost effective to save seniors as they are a net drain on society. My first thought- Aktion T4.

30/8/2025, 5:44:48 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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😃

30/8/2025, 5:38:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's ineffectual, so he has to belittle them. It's a bit of a Fox and the Grapes kind of thing.

30/8/2025, 4:56:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:41:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a whiff of Aktion T4 to these folks. The smell of brimstone. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aktion_T4

30/8/2025, 4:32:29 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Caturday.

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30/8/2025, 4:13:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bit of a Horst Wessel thing going on here. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_W...

30/8/2025, 3:42:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Relentless. Methodical. The wolves are built for endurance.

30/8/2025, 5:31:40 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great news.

29/8/2025, 10:20:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adult onset diabetes, heart disease, emphysema, fatty liver, those are all right up MAGA's alley. Good luck against those headwinds sailor.

29/8/2025, 10:19:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For those who grew up in Connecticut, Boston Butt has more than one definition. Just sayin'.

29/8/2025, 10:13:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It might be that he got drunk and felt up the wrong person's mistress. Who knows.

29/8/2025, 9:47:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your latest railway promo is pretty awesome actually. But I also like the quirky human interest stuff.

29/8/2025, 8:42:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems like a lot of work for a cholesterol pop-tart. It's probably good though.

29/8/2025, 8:38:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These guys make some good points. Luckily no one in power listens to them. Thanks for posting.

29/8/2025, 8:33:19 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like the lower right where the bear is going "What's this brown spot?".

29/8/2025, 8:28:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 7:38:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI = Awful Inflation?

29/8/2025, 7:37:01 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Estimates coming from Russia are a bit like New Jersey driver speed limit calculations. Double it and add ten.

29/8/2025, 7:10:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With folks in Russia proper coming out with these pronouncements I expect things are accelerating. 🎶When Black Friday comes I'm gonna stand down by the door And catch the grey men As the dive from the 14th floor🎶 Steely Dan

29/8/2025, 7:07:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd be better off getting medical advice from a used car salesman than from RFK.

29/8/2025, 6:24:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The whole Samoan tragedy was especially egregious as we already knew what measles did to people. There were centuries of pre-vaccine data. The man is sick in the head.

29/8/2025, 6:20:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Busy streets with late model cars rolling by. I'm sure Soviet citizens were noticing that.

29/8/2025, 6:08:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This desert city has been storing excess water in aquifers for years. Seems like a plan. tucson.com/news/local/t...

29/8/2025, 5:51:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just an ordinary man, walking through an extraordinary world.

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29/8/2025, 5:10:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 4:31:40 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 4:03:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No armored wheelchairs.

29/8/2025, 4:01:20 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This dog’s owner was killed during the russian terrorist attack on Kyiv on August 28. They’ve been walking around the destroyed building for more than a day, looking for their friend💔

29/8/2025, 11:20:10 AM | 167 71 | View on Bluesky | view

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She needs to read up on Russian history. The Tsar doesn't care. The Tsar has never cared.

29/8/2025, 3:37:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Long-Term War Funding Program"

29/8/2025, 3:09:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disjoint the squirrel. Sounds like me when I wake up.

28/8/2025, 11:31:40 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/PGMCw8RAQ0Q?...

28/8/2025, 9:06:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sid Hatfield.

28/8/2025, 9:00:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Beefeater Fella (@beefeaterfella.bsky.social) reposted

Thank you for your support, engagement, rage and laughs over the past 3.5 Years. I really appreciate all your support given, I don’t think I will reach my target, so I have funded the balance to get back in the game with replacement secure kit for SEASON 4. 1/5

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28/8/2025, 8:40:55 PM | 56 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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A little reminiscent of this.

28/8/2025, 8:08:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a good sign about what ACIP's recommendations are going to be I would guess.

28/8/2025, 7:28:40 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Luckily, all the crap I buy is made in Amer..... uh-oh.

28/8/2025, 7:26:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bannack, Montana was a boom town and the territorial capital. Then the gold played out, like in dozens of other boom towns in the American west. 1942 photo by John Vachon for the Office of War Information. (Library of Congress)

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28/8/2025, 6:52:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BK. Titanji (@boghuma.bsky.social) reposted

Do NOT allow them to rewrite history with disinformation. #COVID vaccines worked remarkably well and allowed us to come out of a global pandemic. A picture is worth a thousand words.

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28/8/2025, 2:43:29 PM | 128 45 | View on Bluesky | view

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😃

28/8/2025, 3:44:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Couldn't be clearer. Many thanks.

28/8/2025, 3:37:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Follow the assembly instructions VERY carefully.

28/8/2025, 3:33:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good info. Thanks.

28/8/2025, 3:30:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Help Ukraine protect its skies from nightly Russian terror. DONATE 👇 u24.gov.ua/sky-sentinel...

28/8/2025, 10:52:24 AM | 122 52 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess just covering the tomatoes won't work well.

28/8/2025, 3:21:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats to a helluva writer.

28/8/2025, 3:11:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exercise hour at the funny farm.

28/8/2025, 3:10:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

28/8/2025, 3:05:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rule #1- never piss that particular fellow off.

28/8/2025, 2:35:13 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎯

28/8/2025, 2:36:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good point.

28/8/2025, 2:11:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's quite the show. Whatever it hit had a lot of petroleum in it.

28/8/2025, 2:08:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could be, it's hard to tell. But if so, maybe they're flamingos? Your sanity is fine.

28/8/2025, 2:07:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the economy stumbles he's got farther to fall. GWB- "in 2008, the economy went into a dangerous free fall that led to controversial and expensive government intervention in financial markets. The president’s approval ratings slid over time to historic lows. It stood at just 24% in early December"

28/8/2025, 1:18:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view