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We can all dream tonight.
Teacher, husband, father, dog owner, in no particular order. Practicing Democrat, aspiring hiker, and admirer of artists and writers who inspire me. Oh, and F47. 🚫crypto
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We can all dream tonight.
See Through Canoe (@seethroughcanoe.bsky.social) reposted
A sea turtle surfacing by a MASSIVE school of rays near Clearwater, Florida a couple days ago. Another post into the BluSky void. Maybe 2 or 3 people will see this one and my time won't have been wasted. I'll keep trying a little longer. #nature #animals #amazing #wildlife #awesome #ocean
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Brown chicken, brown cow.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Love the furbaby story, and the pillow in the background.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
All of us behind the president in his expression of what a good night this would be if it were his last night.
Raymond Schrab (@raymondschrab.bsky.social) reposted
Today I hiked from the beach at Pike Lake to the top of Powder Hill and back, 3 times. About 9 miles, and 1,100 feet of elevation gain. Getting in shape for a backpacking trip. Meanwhile, everybody else was soaking up the sun. I know, I'm just not that smart. 😅 #hiking
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Two is my count.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
The one they show in metal shop class the first day about wearing eye protection so you don’t get shards of metal in your eye. Just once is enough. My eyeballs filed it under « most important film ever made. »
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
What other situation in life affords you the opportunity to suggest the possibility that one should form a rudimentary lathe? At work I only get to say it once or twice a day.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
I know you’re real name, but I am going to insist on calling you Baby.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume these events are planned in advance, so is the parade celebrating his arrival after a lifetime of work going to travel through all 9 circles before arriving at the lake of fire?
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
I was waiting for the Skynet Becomes Self-Aware Weekend Sales Event to buy you your present.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m certain he doesn’t want to help anyone at all, regardless of status. He just gets off on the appearance of dividing people into us and them.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
“Right. And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that?”
💛💜JB💛💜 (@msjulesb.bsky.social) reposted
Good morning and happy Tuesday, BS 🦋👋… have a great one! ☕️🌿☀️🌳💛🌱✨
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Now watch him brag that Mexico had to pay for their paint.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Post a Movie GIF from the year you were born.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
SAD!
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
HAVE A GREAT FIRST DAY! MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT YOUR STUDENTS ARE INCREDIBLY LUCKY TO HAVE YOU AS A TEACHER. MAYBE THE GREATEST TEACHER IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY! THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!
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TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t be specific anymore.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social)
Pretty sure we have reached the point where you spit after saying Trump’s name. Spouse thinks this applies only outside the house.
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TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Just playing stuff from the new album.
Hookcity - 🚫“War Plan” DMs Please 👊🏻🇺🇸🔥 🫣 (@hookcity.bsky.social) reposted
Night Sky on Mars #nasadailyupdates
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
"We're getting word that we have a man on the scene. What can you tell us, George?"
Climb To The Clouds (@climbtotheclouds.bsky.social) reposted
Good morning my friends! From the mountains and fields of New Hampshire. We are going out on a trek soon. I hope everyone has an incredible day! #photography #sunsets #landscapephotography #EastCoastKin #NewHampshire
George Steffanos (@gsteffanos.bsky.social) reposted
🧵1/5 My 2025 hike is starting. My hiking partner Dave and I are hiking from Northwest Connecticut to Vermont's border with Canada. We start with 100 miles of the Appalachian Trail from Falls Village, Connecticut to the Massachusetts-Vermont border.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
“Now pose as if you were a person responsible for a relentless flood of social media posts on DHS pages using Nazis memes, slogans and images.”
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
You must not have known the gravity of the situation.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
We can set up a perimeter outside the blast radius. Will that help?
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
I actually stopped “paying attention to this matter” when I read who it was from.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Full cattery.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
I think they were already hurt when they laid it out.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin also told him he is not mentioned in the Epstein files.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
“Please Alaska, don’t hurt us.”
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Knob Loser Pedo Prize Award Winner.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
The Bourne Abrasion
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Now becoming the most valuable plants in my garden for a few more weeks.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
The press, as I understand their role, deserve no thanks.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure there’s a deleted scene from Ronin where the team finds him and ties up a loose end by silencing him.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
No longer part of the deep state. Now a member of the piled high state.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
1:50 Desert Island Disc youtu.be/QsJSvOPuunM?...
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
No sheet.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
At any place a camera points at the occupation forces in Washington DC, the crowd surrounding them should be chanting “Release the Epstein files!” Every moment of coverage he gets for his attempted takeover should echo with his motivating guilt.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
At any place a camera points at the occupation forces in Washington DC, the crowd surrounding them should be chanting “Release the Epstein files!” Every moment of coverage he gets for his attempted takeover should echo with his motivating guilt.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
“I’m Subwayacus!”
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
You may end up having to shell out for this yourself.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Not her only qualifications that he values.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you. I have a couple dozen already, but I appreciate the new adds!
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Complete with the trademark Trump mistake, “thank you for you attention.”
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
The Lord of Light will not be pleased.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
They say the presidency changes a man.
A Snarky Grandpa (Bruce) (@asnarkygrandpa.bsky.social) reposted
If you agree that Trump is the worst President in the history of the United States we should be friends💙
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
What is the appropriate amount of accounts to follow? Who determines that?
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Jim Henson with four different voices in this version.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/XF8ZgguyQ3Y?...
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
When are we getting our Tariff Rebate Checks?
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social)
Trump wants Ukraine to give up about 20% of its territory to an enemy that attacked with no reason. That would roughly equal Texas, Oklahoma, Nebraska, Kansas, and both Dakotas. Imagine what that would do to our country.
Prem Thakker ツ (@premthakker.bsky.social) reposted
Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all: “If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.” Israel just killed him.
Karly Kingsley (@karlykingsley.bsky.social) reposted
Why don’t we just hand Texas, Florida, or Oklahoma to Russia? We can call it a “territory swap” for goodwill. Americans can just leave and go somewhere else or live under Russian rule. Absurd, right? Stop suggesting people should just give up their home to an invader.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
What a wonderful way to start a family curse that will haunt future generations.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Melisandre vibes.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
If people looked like him, the population would take a precipitous decline.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll kick in a few bucks more if it will help.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he wants to include a parade.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t begrudge Melania her part in this triumph. She was surely a hands on manager.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
He did say, "whether you like it or not." He warned us how awful he would be.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
What was his line, "whether you like it or not."?
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
ICE GOONS in Burbank have been seen tearing down cameras, breaking doors, and shattering windows at a restaurant.
KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted
Martin Gregus Jr. Cinematographer 📸GEO, National Geographic, BBC 🎥Netflix, Disney, Discovery "I often get asked if my images are real; if the flowers are really that purple, if the bears are often that calm. Well if you were wondering here is a little video from my most famous image."
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Their lawyer must have gone ballistic.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Surprised that a Donnybrook hasn’t broken out over the words left off this list.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Thoughts and prayers. For the Cape buffalo, of course. 🐃
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/LQCU36pkH7c?...
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
“What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.”
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
But if Biden were to turn around and interact with paratroopers at a G7 summit….
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Get ready for the Mandela effect.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Thoughts and prayers for the Cape buffalo.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
“Come see Jamie make a spectacle of herself.”
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Well it seems you know what he is, but the question remains, what are you?
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
New Side Hustle?
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
Writing my response to this in a spreadsheet with columns for original post, replies, and my private comments for each.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the fates were counting on B when they gave me C.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree. I was talking about jokes like “Abbott won’t ______ for this.” It’s just in bad taste.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
No need for The Onion any more, when reality is satire.
TomPaleo (@tompaleo.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m disappointed every time I see a post about Abbott being disabled. There are many reasons to hate/condemn him. No need to reference his disability.