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Tom Pashkov

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created January 20, 2025

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Unless and until there are consequences for crimes such as this, JD Vance will continue to be right about it. Have I mentioned lately how much I hate Merrick Garland?

7/9/2025, 12:52:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mon Mothma funded armed rebel groups.

7/9/2025, 12:49:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do not want Trump to die of 'natural causes' unless what you mean by 'natural causes' is being eaten by a predator.

6/9/2025, 1:07:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/9/2025, 12:52:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"No one sings 'Fuck the Fire Department!'"

3/9/2025, 10:54:13 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does this mean the red squiggly line won't be there when I post 'Capitalism enshittifies everything?' Drat.

3/9/2025, 10:51:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Money, all the way the fuck out, of politics.

3/9/2025, 8:13:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God, notoriously bad with money.

31/8/2025, 11:52:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's capitalism. It wants to kill. It will come for us all.

31/8/2025, 10:21:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blame the umbrella for the rain.

31/8/2025, 5:33:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social)

Here in ze bar, she killed Nazis for fun, there vus no vere to hide there vus no vere to run in barss. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie...

31/8/2025, 5:19:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As I eat my Sunday donut.

31/8/2025, 2:10:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the guns. Seize the means of destruction, cold dead hands be damned.

28/8/2025, 1:01:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the guns. We must seize the means of destruction, cold dead hands be damned.

28/8/2025, 1:00:07 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the guns.

28/8/2025, 12:58:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans don't care if your kids get shot.

28/8/2025, 12:17:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need class traitors and he needs to fund the armed rebellion.

26/8/2025, 7:09:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

Decertification of all police unions needs to be job one.

25/8/2025, 1:32:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bro for beat up by two 15 year old girls because he was a mouthy little bitch. Real role model.

25/8/2025, 2:20:15 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

I trust her to lie.

24/8/2025, 9:13:22 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are a great many Andrew Cuomos still lodged firmly in the skin of the Democratic Party, slowly sucking the blood out of us.

24/8/2025, 12:33:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's still mostly air. Just a tiny amount of money at the bottom of an oversized bag. Sheesh.

21/8/2025, 10:07:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you not fucking off like I told you to?

21/8/2025, 7:56:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck off

21/8/2025, 7:30:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

Occam’s razor. You ask yourself the question: What would it take to shame a creature like Trump?

21/8/2025, 6:48:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Kremlin has a video recording of Donald Trump raping and murdering a child prostitute. I don’t know that for a fact, I just know it’s true.

21/8/2025, 5:38:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck this loser bitch. No one want boiled chicken, white or dark meat.

21/8/2025, 5:36:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

Diane Abbott was wrong. Cool story, bro.

21/8/2025, 5:35:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

Leftism doesn’t have that problem. All you need to be a leftist is a brain and a conscience.

21/8/2025, 5:34:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump puts the crack in crackdown.

21/8/2025, 5:32:27 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry you’re a retard.

19/8/2025, 3:46:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want a group of leftists to buy MSNBC and start from scratch.

18/8/2025, 9:44:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 3:28:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, it's called a smart phone. Before that there was a thing called the typewriter. But if you want to go really low tech, you could pee your thoughts onto snow.

16/8/2025, 10:47:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The boss eats first.

14/8/2025, 2:20:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump does whatever he wants because no one will stop him.

14/8/2025, 2:20:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"As president, I will tear up every deal Trump made on day one." We know it can be done, we just need to do it.

13/8/2025, 12:37:12 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

Win. Establish a nonpartisan national redistricting commission. In that order. I don't know why we're entertaining any other strategy.

11/8/2025, 11:40:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Merrick Garland can burn in hell.

11/8/2025, 9:50:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

Merrick Garland was appointed by Joe Biden.

10/8/2025, 8:11:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe the kids call it 'Star Trek Socialism' and I want it.

10/8/2025, 2:09:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll watch the tv series when it comes out. As of right now, the plot seems a bit fantastical.

10/8/2025, 1:30:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

Enforcement. That's the thing that's missing. Enforcement.

9/8/2025, 7:57:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

My position is that the fossil fuel executives, who knew decades ago and chose to make things worse, should be executed in public.

9/8/2025, 11:53:41 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfair to Luddites. Luddites were based. Luddites were correct. "If it's Luddite, it's alright."

7/8/2025, 7:59:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfair to Luddites. Luddites were based. Luddites were correct. "If it's Luddite, it's alright."

7/8/2025, 7:58:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

we*

6/8/2025, 11:15:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's a fully loaded assault cow.

6/8/2025, 11:13:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

5% of Democrats surveyed were themselves in the files.

5/8/2025, 9:27:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

edit!!! and congrats

5/8/2025, 8:54:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

Who else said 'wider' with a Boston accent?

4/8/2025, 1:13:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

Coffee themed dessert. FTW

4/8/2025, 1:11:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

And the Epstein files. Still talking about that.

4/8/2025, 1:11:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

"This isn't completely private property." "Very well, I will only arrest your leg and take it to jail."

3/8/2025, 2:58:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

If I was King of America I would decree that bolt action rifles and shot guns must be the only types of firearms civilians can own. If any of my subjects desire to shoot anything else, they must join the military or reserves.

3/8/2025, 12:15:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would contend that the executives at the BBC, have over the years made decisions which caused their viewers, those who have lived long enough to notice, to see said British broadcasting corporation as predictable in its support for the establishment, inauthentic and as such, unreliable.

3/8/2025, 11:21:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

I would contend that the executives at the BBC, have over the years made decisions which caused their viewers, those who have lived long enough to notice, to see said British broadcasting corporation as predictable in its support for the establishment, inauthentic and as such, unreliable.

3/8/2025, 11:20:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 12:16:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suggestion: If someone you loathe gets food from you, there's a thing you can do to feel good about it.

1/8/2025, 12:00:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

And I will only support politician who understand that and treat them as such. I want heads on pikes.

30/7/2025, 10:19:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

Ask ICE

30/7/2025, 8:35:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

Pushback? By genocidal psychopaths. It can be ignored. Or better yet, push that pushback back’ into the sea.

30/7/2025, 10:44:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And just like that, the thrill was gone.

29/7/2025, 12:56:59 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/7/2025, 12:41:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those senators are among the dead in the scenario.

28/7/2025, 11:21:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans are only ‘pro-life rhetorically; ironically.

28/7/2025, 10:36:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If everyone in those red areas perished, the United States would be a hell of a lot more united.

28/7/2025, 10:18:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Republicans don’t care if you die.

28/7/2025, 10:16:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Expel Schumer and Jeffries. They're the biggest obstacle to real progress.

28/7/2025, 5:46:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/7/2025, 3:35:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lawful Neutral

27/7/2025, 10:21:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s crazy. Anyway, Donald Trump raped children.

27/7/2025, 10:03:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/7/2025, 8:58:12 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are too many humans and not enough rhinos.

27/7/2025, 7:58:07 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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James Bond would have eliminated Trump by now.

27/7/2025, 3:26:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/7/2025, 2:32:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s not failing the victims so much as aiding and abetting the perpetrators.

27/7/2025, 2:31:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/7/2025, 2:30:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/7/2025, 2:19:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always thought that 'P. Diddy' sounded like a country song about urine.

27/7/2025, 12:27:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I always thought that 'P. Diddy' sounded like a country song about urine.

27/7/2025, 12:26:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dying in prison is appropriate. My only wish would have that he lived longer.

26/7/2025, 10:30:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

There are over 18,000 law enforcement agencies in the United States. Democrats need to pick one and start arresting and charging ICE agents with kidnapping. And as it’s a violent crime, they need to be ready to engage and neutralize.

26/7/2025, 10:27:14 PM | 20 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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This involves purging the Democratic Party of all corporate liberals.

26/7/2025, 10:17:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cool, Gavin, now stop talking (aka playing by the rules) and make every congressional seat in California blue. I might even support you for president if you do.

26/7/2025, 10:09:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is kidnapping. This is a violent crime. Democrats need to show up with a militia.

25/7/2025, 12:20:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/7/2025, 12:18:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Democrats need to campaign on the explicit pledge to reverse all of this rank corruption and punish the offenders.

24/7/2025, 10:41:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the way.

24/7/2025, 10:34:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Pashkov (@tompashkov.bsky.social) reply parent

Why didn't you eliminate him when you had the chance, Mark? You were right there. You could have done the world a favor and I bet you wouldn't spend a day in prison. But do go on with the words.

24/7/2025, 10:32:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lay him down in front of the bus, roll the bus on to him and leave it there.

23/7/2025, 9:49:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dissolve all police unions

23/7/2025, 8:12:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait until you hear about the Bible.

22/7/2025, 12:23:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Orange sparrow!!!

20/7/2025, 8:20:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/7/2025, 1:41:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You assume that’s an error at your peril.

18/7/2025, 1:21:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn’t you hear? White collar crime is legal now.

18/7/2025, 12:57:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I am condemned to use the tools of my enemy, to defeat them.” - Luthan Rael

18/7/2025, 12:53:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No.

18/7/2025, 12:52:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pedantic contrarianism is cool now.

18/7/2025, 12:24:31 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view