Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted
Anna has had excellent coverage of this developing case in which the Trump administration tried to use the holiday weekend to secretly and illegally deport children.
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Anna has had excellent coverage of this developing case in which the Trump administration tried to use the holiday weekend to secretly and illegally deport children.
Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal.bsky.social) reposted
What are we even doing?
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Google maps says it might be Paclantis.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer)
let's all have the same wonderful dream tonight
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted
waow
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
He was just sizing him up for organ donation.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Pure faith doesn't require explanation.
Caleb Crain (@calebcrain.bsky.social) reposted
This deleted (but archived) Truth Social post of Trump's from Thursday night is like something out of Twin Peaks: media-cdn.factba.se/realdonaldtr...
Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) reposted
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Thank you, Putin body double!
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Fuck, he's gonna miss it.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
I'm saying Croaker Barrel at the top of my lungs.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
They need calm waters for a funeral at sea.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reposted
It's extremely unfair to speculate about Donald Trump's health just because he's elderly and can't form linear thoughts and has the diet of a first grader who won the lottery and his flesh has been changing color like autumn leaves.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer)
Jr is probably waking up in a bathtub full of ice.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
yep
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
lmao that 'bye felicia'
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Should just be "thoughts and prayers for his family."
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
I'm thinking more along the lines of Vance filling his shoes.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Funundrum.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
People are forgetting he also owns a robotics company. So he probably has built a personal Polar Express fleshlight.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
You would think he could afford to lower his car to avoid this.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Me on Tuesday
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
The Killer (1989)
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
You almost fell into his trap!
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
This is more like bouncing an idea off a friend or colleague, but this person obviously doesn't have any.
Nitish Pahwa (@nitishpahwa.com) reposted
a scoopy one from me, with an assist from @accountable.us: Bill Pulte is using Palantir to gather "mortgage fraud" accusations and weaponize them against Dems in order to abet Trump's government capture. but, he formerly disclosed owning Palantir stock—and that's not his only potential conflict:
Zeteo (@zeteo.com) reposted
"Trump, Israel, pedophilia, corruption. If you were to lab-engineer a scandal to hurt the president and the GOP, this is exactly what you would concoct." Why Aren't Democrats Capitalizing on the Scandal of the Summer? Read: zeteo.com/p/why-arent-...
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Every day?
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Happy this ruined his Labor Day weekend.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
As always. You go first.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Yeah, we should just let the economy crater to make him unpopular. Real genius move. I'm sure this is just a game with no real-world consequences.
The Associated Press (@apnews.com) reposted
BREAKING: Missouri governor orders redrawing of U.S. House map, expanding President Trump's push to tilt more seats toward Republicans in 2026.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
oof
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
We all win.
Christopher Wiggins (@cwnewser.bsky.social) reposted
“The CDC you knew is over,” Dr. Demetre Daskalakis told me today. “Unless someone takes radical action, there is nothing there that can be salvaged.” www.advocate.com/politics/dem...
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Joe G (the OG Genocide Joe)
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
At first I was like, what's wrong with a gondola. Then you nailed it. This is a Dodger Fan cage match in the sky.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Weird that "gondola to Chinatown station" was not a better option. Much shorter distance. Plenty of open land around that station.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
You know it's true when they trot out the dickhead.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
That's just a facet of the Jerry experience. Where is Jerry Yes, Jerry Maybe, Jerry WTF?
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Social Security Administration chief data officer and whistle-blower Charles Borges has resigned after bombshell report that SSA put highly-sensitive data at risk. He sent out an email to colleagues moments ago. Here is the text of his email shared with me:
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Counterpoint: there should be a Jerry feed.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
And he sucks because he's very much also just doing "Trump-stuff" himself.
Adam Klasfeld (@klasfeldreports.com) reposted
Jan Carey is charged with lighting a fire in an undesignated area and in a manner causing damage to real property or park resources — Class "B" misdemeanors, typically resolved in D.C. with a small fine, per this story. He called Trump's executive order bluff.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Looks ripe (cheesburger).
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
What balls?
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Yeah, I read the stupid article. If anyone thinks there will be a MAGA movement without Trump they didn't pay attention to what happened to DeSantis.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Effective altruism says "fuck them kids."
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Okay that makes sense.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Why would he have to "seize power" when he will just be the successor?
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
I think he's laughing thinking about Trump not being around for the midterms.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Of course! I'm just saying to all the "it can't be done" naysers basing their arguments on complexity and specificity just don't realize that we already have super complex regulation regimes. They're not perfect, but they're better than the nothing we already have.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
You can't realistically do this by enumerating everything in a single bill, you could do this by creating a framework similar to the Controlled Substances Act.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Practicing being invisible.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Yeah, there is always a comic version that will work.
Anna Merlan (@annamerlan.bsky.social) reposted
While he throws the CDC into chaos that may not be fixable, read @kieraevebutler.bsky.social and I on what else RFK Jr. is planning to do to vaccines, and remember the artificial September deadline he's set to "discover" the causes of autism: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
What'd they do, add electric windows?
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Yep. www.litespace.io/blog/ai-cond...
K. Thor Jensen (@kthorjensen.bsky.social) reposted
yeah I gavin newsom... i new som people would be dumb enough to fall for that shit!!!!!!!
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Should have called it Primecock.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
No wonder they hate it. It's too old.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
This is why Trump is adding a third-floor ballroom with hundreds of windows.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
They're calling it GAVIN'S GALLOWS, a big beautiful sweaty place. No one puts baby in the corner unless it's me, I'm putting the babies in the camps. I'm using the CHiPs to bust gangbanger heads, MS-13 are some bad hombres amigo. No one will out-dictator ME, Gavin Awesome Newsom. Thank you for your
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
I also think they're just oyster crackers that escaped their context. Fine for babies.
Brian Hiatt (@hiattb.bsky.social) reposted
I walk through spaceports and see so many with midichlorian challenges
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Yeah, we won't tell anyone.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
(Always Sunny Intro Music) The Worm Gets a Job.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Baby's first choking hazard.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Yeah this is just a painfully long setup for a reversal punchline.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Ah yes, POTUS, who *checks notes* thinks tariffs don't affect the buyers.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Pouring one out (40oz lube) for the domies.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
I've always wanted to ask a lego collector: do you build it, then dissemble it and box it back up?
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
I don't think that person understands much.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Tesla: now offering cremation services.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Great, he wants his own Grenada. Everything is an 80s flashback with gramps.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
They made the robot unfunny. Comedy is dead.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
His thoughts: hold my beer.
David Dayen (@ddayen.bsky.social) reposted
This is the way
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Least surprising news ever.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Nothing like first hand research.
EZGames69 (@ezgames69.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Once again I am encouraging people to watch the Documentary "Life After Pi" which has been documenting this very thing over a decade ago. youtu.be/9lcB9u-9mVE?...
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Seems like Republicans want a mulligan.
Laurence H. Tribe (@tribelaw.bsky.social) reposted
Putin did more than eat Trump’s lunch in Alaska. He ate Trump for lunch and swallowed him whole. The losers? Ukraine, the EU, NATO, and the United States of America.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Never thought I could be racist against an accent, but I will admit I am.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
jfc where are they from so I never go there. I cannot stand their accents.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
It's like we're redoing the civil rights movements of the 60s from first principles.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
@thelouvreof.bsky.social
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
New intern didn't even make it through the first day.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Andrew Cuomo https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-andrew-cuomo/
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
Maybe Newsom can send the CHP to this high crime organization.
Radley Balko (@radleybalko.bsky.social) reposted
After years of mass shootings by Trump-supporting bigots spouting the anti-immigrant, replacement theory garbage these assholes push daily, MAGA is exploiting two shootings by trans people to incite a pogrom. And holy shit, that last sentence is some serious projection.
Habeus Jocus (@toowoke2joke.on.computer) reply parent
The writing is on the wall. This is exactly why we hate fucking Newsom for even giving an inch.