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O hai! 👋🏻❤️
One glass of water for every drink! Pace yourself!
A lovely redebut!
That little paw wrap! The wide, slightly startled eyes! It’s giving strong “this is my emotional support dinosaur, and you can’t take it from me” energy. ❤️
“Policy 4.2: All zombie bite inspections must be consensual. Survivors may opt out, but then can be immediately yeeted from camp without further appeal.” Can I get a second to this motion?
Charlie's a hell of a guy; you're lucky to have him in your corner!
Charlie is one of the scrappiest, most principled punks in our Parliament. Frankly, I'm thrilled to see what's next for him.
#poetry Sometimes I ponder Herr Carl Schmitt Twas Brilliant, Vile And Nazi as shit His musings worth learning An evil how-to They mock neolibs And especially you His fascist hypothesis? The Libs have no spine They'll vote with distress You can't! They will whine
Red Delicious apples are the cardboard of the apple world: Bred for looks and shelf life, not taste or texture.They've got the glossy red look, but bite into one and it's got a texture like damp Styrofoam. They're tragic, given the VAST DIZZYING ARRAY of ACTUALLY GOOD APPLES available.
Cruz should get back to his vacation.
We can be the stable North American trading partner the world needs. We can and should profit on the US' failures.
Bro thinks estrogen is radioactive but somehow drinks 3 Monsters a day without fear.
If people are desperate enough to walk thousands of kilometres, dodge cartels, and risk the desert heat, they’re not going to be stopped by “ouch, it’s hot metal.” Gloves, blankets, even just pouring water over the wall to cool it down—migrants have always adapted, always will.
The colour suits you, Lydia! I love it! 💙👍🏼
Pretty sure they didn't.
1. History isn’t there to be liked or disliked. 2. History is there to be learned from. 3. History offends you? Even better. Then you’re less likely to repeat it. It’s that simple.
I'm glad! It's great to find those moments of decompression in these times. Be well, friend! ❤️
lumping PBS and NYT together with Fox and Breitbart is like saying you balance your diet with kale, salmon, Doritos, and motor oil
Do what you can with what you have from where you are, friend! Don't overextend yourself! I'm proud of all you're doing! 💖
Looking great, Emma! 👋🏻💖
"There's no deal until there’s a deal" = "I ended up empty-handed again because I'm too stupid to not be played Ike a fiddle".
Aaaaaaa!! So cute!! 😍
It's so stupid! Does he not think the Nobel Prize Committee gets the same news as the rest of us?!
Sounds good. Let's hope it's an effective strategy.
Some people take themselves so seriously, you’d think they were being paid by the grimace. I’m over here tripping on sidewalk cracks and making fart jokes at my own funeral. Lose the Main Character Energy and relax, people! Don't carry the stress!
An absolutely classic unit! Nicely done!
I hear you. It’s a strange space to occupy — feeling shaky in some areas but knowing you’ve got this rare connective skill that others can’t replicate. That synthesis is huge, even if it doesn’t always feel "techie" in the conventional sense.
If they won’t say who they are, what agency they're with, or show ID—they're not “officers.” They're kidnappers. Call it what it is. Record. Report. Demand accountability.
The stupid aren’t harmless—they’re lethal. Nikiforuk channels Cipolla: idiots destroy value for everyone, and they’re everywhere. Smart people keep losing because they keep underestimating the dumb. This isn’t decline—it’s demolition by morons. #TriumphOfStupidity #DunningKreuger #CentristsAreIdiots
youtu.be/_jkGOOS0xg0 A song written for the 2010 Winter Games is suddenly very salient in today's political climate. Listen and sing along, or maybe sway gently. #TrueNorth #StrongAndFree #ElbowsUp
It’s a wealth siphon disguised as “smart financial management,” and the only thing that trickles down is the PR spin.
Dang, do you have enough for the mariachi band to play Señor Barko's party?
That’s a stunner — the kind of sunset that looks like the sky decided to set itself on fire just to show off. The orange-to-purple gradient and the way it doubles in the water almost makes it feel like you’re standing between two worlds. Great photo!
Emailed! This is the same colonial violence that underpinned the schools. We've come too far to allow ourselves such an egregious mistake!
Canada's onshoring so many industries now, too. Trump revitalized our manufacturing sector, and unified Canadians in a way I've never seen before or knew was possible.
Glad to hear it!
Great selfie! You look fabulous, friend!
Feels cromulent.
Honestly, if they were so confident the files would only hurt Democrats, they’d be first in line to demand their release — the fact they aren’t says everything we need to know.
Vance needs to put up or shut up.
The disk likely contains the GCP/IP drivers, optimized for low-latency bleating across distributed herds, Headbutt packet transmission (collision detection is literal), Ruminant-based encryption. It takes four stomach cycles to decode a message.
shit shit shit. I'm glad everyone's okay. 🫂 This is creepy stalker-like behaviour. Inexcusable regardless of the target! How can I support you in this, friend?
Hell of a glow-up, friend! I honour your journey! ❤️
Soon. They’re probably going in the paved-over Rose Garden.
A gaudy, tacky treatment for a gaudy, obscene man. It tracks.
I dunno, I seem to recall hearing a lot of "Well, maybe he'll run the government like business!" from both sides in 2015. The thing is, governments are not businesses. The entire country needs a fucking Political Science lecture.
Solid losing strategy; the rules have changed while you weren't looking, and taking the high road got us to where we are rn. Keep tooling it, you'll come up with something soon.
Honestly? America's democracy is so crooked, so bloated, so broken and corrupt, it's not worth saving. Burn it all down so something else can take its place.
Watters needs to be too hideously disfigured for TV.
You should realize that citing CTV is not a good look. They’re lousy with editors who like to screw with journalistic integrity and impose their own narrative stamp on things and not report stories they don't like. Better Canadian outlets to cite: CBC, Global, CityNews, uninformed randos
To lose it, he had to have had one to begin with. He's pretty consistently stupid.
That sink is staying right where it is without a SIGNED JUDICIAL WARRANT! I KNOW MY RIGHTS
It's not common, and it ain't plentiful. You need to rid your nature of that malignant man-shaped tumour if you want any decency.
"Legal" and "illegal" are just funny sounds that fall out of people's mouths when you don't respect the rule of law or think you're bound by the same rules as anyone else.
Exactly. It takes a special kind of cowardice to dodge the draft and then spend your life sneering at those who showed up. Trump’s whole thing, posing as a warrior for patriotism while systematically undermining and demeaning actual service members, not just hypocrisy, it’s contempt in a flag pin.
When he dies, he'll burn like a tire fire in hell for several eternities.
I'm feeling this way with August. It’s *only* the 7th?!
Dealing with law enforcement can be stressful, so it’s important to know your rights before you’re face-to-face with ICE agents. While there’s never any guarantee that law enforcement officers will follow the law, here’s what they can and can’t legally do to you and what you can legally demand. ⬇️
Mary arrives when the British Empire is wobbling post-WWI, with class tensions high, and a growing labour movement. Her job? Prevent familial disintegration, protect imperial morale, and keep the kids of London bankers from turning to Bolshevism. And she does it with ✨️flair✨️!
Instagram’s out here serving polished brunches and thirst traps, and Chuck’s just documenting legume development like it’s a sacred duty.
Problem here is that CTV News is shit. Always has been. Not for lack of resources, but for lack of rigour. That, and a quiet loyalty to the status quo that can’t quite stomach when the polling doesn’t align with the editorial hunch.
Guy probably has a little shipper board with red yarn and pfps and mumbles ‘huh, they’d be cute together’ before flagging your group chat as a domestic terror cell.
I made a bot, Nora! It posts snarky haikus! @haikuligula.bsky.social
Of COURSE she did! Because when I think unimpeachable credibility, I think Ghislaine Maxwell, convicted sex trafficker and close confidante of a dead billionaire predator with intelligence ties and a black book thicker than a Tom Clancy novel.
Any resources you can recommend I read? I have some bot ideas that I'd like to take a crack at.
I'm interested in the process, Nora -- when you get a moment, I'd love to ask a few questions!
*stretches, makes all kinds of cracking noises from multiple joints* ooooh-wee! Feels so good it makes you wanna mail a brick to Holland, eh? Wow! *shakes their arms and torso*
Carcinization? Nature goes, “Yup, this form handles pressure, adapts to terrain, protects the soft parts. Keep it.” Transition? Humanity goes, “Yup, this way I can live—not just exist. Keep it.”
I'm glad Canada's commitment to a two-state solution upsets Nutlick so much.
Gj, Nora. One small step at a time. I see your effort, friend.👍🏼
Keep sharing, friend!
You bet! Self-care is important in these times. Hugs, scream-o. 🫂
Don't forget to hydrate! All that screaming must dry out the throat. 💦💦🚰
Yes! Stick it to The Man, Heloïse! 👍🏼🎉
If they won’t say who they are, what agency they're with, or show ID—they're not “officers.” They're kidnappers. Call it what it is. Record. Report. Demand accountability.
You tell 'em, Charlie!!
O--over ... 9000? 👀
Now that’s a survival rig for the modern era. Tactical Mozzarella Deployment System (TMDS) Holds up to 18 individually wrapped cheese units Ideal for snack emergencies, passive-aggressive potlucks, or high-stress committee meetings Comes in camo, neon rave, and “I’m just tired, okay?” grey
This is a turning point. If women can’t safely script their own experiences, what are we even building? This is medical-public-trust level betrayal. An app that claimed to shield women from abuse instead *placed them directly in digital harm’s way*. Unacceptable!
American Eagle dropped an ad where a blue-eyed blonde says she has "great genes." That’s not cheeky. That’s eugenics-coded fash-chic. You’re not selling jeans—you’re laundering white supremacy with a coupon code. Keep the denim. We see you. #BoycottAmericanEagle #NotJustJeans #EugenicsAesthetic
I hope you find your local ice cream cutie, friend. 👍🏼
Jesus couldn’t stop Ozzy from biting a bat, but even Jesus couldn’t redeem Hulk Hogan.
This isn’t just another headline—it’s the same pattern we repeatedly see among high-profile conservative Christian figures: loud calls for morality, hateful rhetoric, and yet a messy, predatory secret life. The hypocrisy is DEAFENING. God damn Christians.
And really, how else should we store data in 2025? Forget USB sticks. Forget the cloud. Give me an army of high-fidelity starlings, trained to sing gigabytes of cursed internet ephemera back at us in waveform falsetto. Give me avian steganography. Give me CHAOS.
Ah yes, of course—how could I forget? In the Year of Our Algorithm 2025, no legislation passes unless it's got an “X” in it and sounds like either a crypto token or a failed e-scooter startup. We’ll just… recalibrate. It'll still pass Committee.
Love it. Let's call it the The Subaquatic Redistribution Act (SRA), because no law gets passed without a zippy name or acronym.
Say it louder for the yachts in the back. The fact that one guy—any of these guys—could personally end hunger and homelessness in the U.S. multiple times over and still have enough left to buy a private moon base is not an economic triumph, it’s an indictment of the most damning degree.
After a life of enduring schoolyard taunts, colonial bureaucracy, and probably a hundred bad puns at Parliament dinners—Dingle Foot goes out in a Hong Kong hotel via sandwich-related mishap, just like Mama Cass. It’s almost too cruelly poetic.
Also, how Ghanaian is it to pose in full linen suits with absolute dignity while standing next to a guy named Dingle Foot and still come out looking like the architects of the seismic reshaping of western Africa? Kings, the lot of them.
Oh, Juno-friend. I get moneys around the 20th or so. Can you make it until then? Plz hang on for me; I can give you a meaty chunk so you can buy all the tuna salad sandwiches in town ❤️
*offers you the rest of my tuna salad sandwich on brown*
Agreed, very well done! Good buppy! 💖
Let’s be real: only Tom Lehrer could casually throw "motherfuckers" into an intellectual property release and still sound like a retired Harvard professor who just might set your draft paper on fire for fun.
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Oh heck Mallory! How is it you keep getting more drop dead gorgeous every time I see you on my feed?! I hope you're well, friend! ❤️👍🏼
Nope. Let them rot.
The stupid aren’t harmless—they’re lethal. Nikiforuk channels Cipolla: idiots destroy value for everyone, and they’re everywhere. Smart people keep losing because they keep underestimating the dumb. This isn’t decline—it’s demolition by morons. #TriumphOfStupidity #DunningKreuger #CentristsAreIdiots