Dion sings both “The Wanderer” and “Runaround Sue”. Kind of a double standard, my dude.
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Dion sings both “The Wanderer” and “Runaround Sue”. Kind of a double standard, my dude.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales was on TV and I looked up the actress in it. Kaya Scodelario. Oh, I’ve seen her before. Got an email about the Starfarers book by Vonda N. McIntyre, whose website says The King’s Daughter was made into a movie. The star? Kaya Scodelario. Coincidence!
When witches send spicy messages it’s called “hexting“.
2025: The Rock “Dwayne” Johnson losing weight to play The Chicken Man in Lizard Music. 2026: The Rock undergoing surgery to play Kevin Hart in The Kevin Hart Story.
Only if it ducks. Does it suck?
I was just randomly reading about Jewish baseball players and am very disappointed to find there’s no such thing as a “seventh inning kvetch”.
Space Command in Alabama will be as successful as a billionaire druggie trying to colonize Mars.
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This chick already looks like it’s seen too much 💭🦤😂 #birds #humor
Why do they look like creatures from a Godzilla movie?
Only a child wants things to be cool.
M-orons A-re G-overning A-merica shorturl.at/Y5yPL
Same, Wabash. Same.
good mornin #sInGeRsOnGwRiTeR #cOuNtRy #OrGiNaL #folk #song
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“school shootings are a tiny fraction of child firearm deaths” Oh, well that makes it okay then.
I’ve been seeing a lot of chatter this week about “old parents” and how that’s a new thing. Maybe statistically it is. But I will tell you this: my grandfather started high school in 1922, the same year my great-grandfather turned 72. My grandfather was not their youngest child. 😜
This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
What if we established a tax-exempt Church of Democracy and sued the government for infringing on our religious freedoms when it does authoritarian stuff?
“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.” Saying other countries have higher homicide rates ignores the fact the actual gun deaths are fewer because the population is smaller. And almost none of those are mass murders of children. Stop excusing child murder.
Are these reprints? Or is there new content? I already have the original book.
Her death wasn’t tragic. Stop with the performative fake empathy. She’s dead because of her own actions and you damn well know it.
Hey Brian, what’s it like being that stupid?
You owned the libs. Shame you no longer own your house or your farm.
It’s almost as if appointing an anti-vax lunatic with zero qualifications to oversee America’s health was a numbskull idea and everybody with a functioning brain knew it.
“Thank god for IVF so I could get pregnant” “Actually god made you infertile, science made you pregnant. So it’s thank science actually”
This scene from Rogue One perfectly sums up the experience of living in America, right now.
I first heard that in high school in 1982. I was like, “Yeah, right, how do you know what’s going to happen in 2025?”
All the wingmen/wingwomen at the bar, watching out for their buddies.
My wife has Long Covid. Equating it to a stroke is spot-on. She was fine before we got Covid, but now she’s seriously impaired: balance, depth perception, brain fog, memory loss… it’s brutal. The newest symptom is replacing words with the incorrect word. Instead of “pillow” she said “cousin”.
This is from 10-15 years ago. It’s still not standard treatment. Just FYI.
“Bitch, I am a QUEEN, and I SLAY.”
So a tempworker doing parttime shiftwork is all of these at once?
The greatest album of the 1970s is also the greatest album of the 1980s: London Calling by The Clash. Released in December ‘79 in the UK and January ‘80 in the US.
Superman is already available on digital. Why should we even go to see DC movies if they’ll be on TV so soon after? This reminds me when Breaking Away was in the theatres and then like 2 weeks later was on TV. My cousin Jim was so mad about that, and that was when movie tickets were only $3.
Crazy idea - instead of getting Nvidia and AMD to pay 15% of their profits on one specific gizmo they sell, how about getting them to pay taxes on all their profits? And hey, maybe make other corporations do the same. We should try that.
How do we know it’s great? Might just be an okay horned owl.
At that age when looking up old friends online is fraught. RIP Dave, an amazing photographer and the best coworker ever, with a sense of humor drier than a cracker in the desert. If you read any magazines in the 1980s through early 2000s then you saw his work. www.dispatch.com/obituaries/p...
Bureau of Labor Statistics Commissioner: In July the numbers of unemployed increased by 275,000. Trump: I THINK you mean INCREASED by 275,000 and ONE!! As usual, doofus blames the messenger.
It annoys me when someone says, “Banks didn’t understand X”. These aren’t omniscient entities that exist outside humanity. It was Jeff. Jeff didn’t understand what was happening. Stop acting like “the banks” are sentient things. It’s just stupid people thinking they’re smarter than they are.
Turns out the real PizzaGate was the Republicans we elected along the way.
Do you listen to music when you paint? And for this painting, was it KC and the Sunshine Band? 😏 youtu.be/HT0wGSbASZE
tomb = toom womb = woom bomb = boom (eventually)
A squirrel leaves a thank-you gift for the woman who feeds him every day... 🥺
Is this your first time seeing a video?
Frank Grillo is this generation’s Fred Ward.
James Cameron's Aliens was released 39 years ago today. Art by James Cameron:
But, but, Chuckie Schumer wrote a sternly-worded note!
Trump’s letter to Epstein, the 312th smoking gun.
…and done. Paramount+ subscription canceled.
NEW YORK (AP) — Stephen Colbert tells studio audience CBS is canceling 'The Late Show,' to end in May 2026.
Time to boycott CBS and Paramount. Canceling my subscription now. youtu.be/qoT3dDivWSE
Time to boycott CBS and Paramount.
“I will release the Epstein files.” “You’re in the files.” “There are no files.” “You said the files existed.” “The phony files were made by Democrats.” “Then why didn’t the Democrats release them?” “Because there are no files.” MAGA: “mAkEs SeNSe!!”
40 years ago this week I went online for the first time, hitting up a local BBS. I’m a naturalized netizen, in before the land rush.
Superman is not just an immigrant, he’s literally an illegal alien.
Clyde Lawrence is this generation’s Randy Newman.
USA 7-4-2025
No one can tell how tall you’ve gotten, either.
Happy 4th of July, Batman.
Is the town somewhere specific or did you conjure it up?
Global warming is not a “celebrity cause”. It’s a planetary emergency.
So much for that “no more wars” promise. Someone should tell Trump what the actual definition of isolationism is.
Sometimes when writing I have an entire piece come to me, full-blown. And I wonder, “Did I just receive a gift out of the aether or am I remembering a story from my youth and am now plagiarizing it?” Does that happen to you when you see the mental image of scene to paint?
Has anyone rebodied the new Corvette to resemble the 2002 Cadillac Cien concept car? Seems almost straightforward with artists who have the skill set.
Just heard the official count of attendees to the Trump Parade: 8647.
Frankly, this parade could’ve been an email.
When the $80 million birthday party you threw for yourself is so boring you nearly doze off standing up.
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Oh, well, a-bless my soul, but what's wrong with me? Just walkin’ along and twisted my knee I was just strollin’ along normally And then ow I’m all bunged up Uh, ooh, ow ow ow Wow I’m old - apologies to Elvis
Quoting the Wall Street Journal: “Everyone is just pulling this Gumby in lots of different directions,” said Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R., Alaska). “We are not, I think, resolved as a conference as to what that bill looks like.” That’s relatable to the kids. I’m 60 and I barely get that reference.
Wife: “Will you hang a picture for me?” Husband: “Sure, where?” Wife: “Let me explain the history of painting. During the Paleolithic era…”
Don’t look at the Triffid nebula! You’ll go blind!
If you think that’s bad, I’ve got bad news for you about your boss.
“You have reached your doctor’s office. If this is an emergency, please hang up and call 9-1-1. If you are Gen X, then rely on yourself.”
A couple hots, many colds. (New Hampshire)
😞https://www.rawstory.com/trump-tornado-kentucky-cuts/
You’ve been listening to Jethro Tull again, haven’t you?
London, Kentucky, is in a deep red county in a red state that voted overwhelmingly for Trump, and I can just imagine the right-wingers and Fox News crowing about the death and destruction if they’d voted for Democrats, the way they do when places like New Orleans get hit.
Trump froze billions of taxpayer dollars from being used by FEMA for disasters like the tornado outbreak last night. Trump has also gutted NOAA, the non-political scientists dedicated to predicting extreme weather and saving lives by issuing warnings. Everything is politics.
Corporations be like, “AI? More like Yay-I!”
I sure spend a lot of time cleaning out my cleaning robot.
Make up your minds.
I always thought you’d be more of a Spandau Ballet guy.
*crab-walked
Trump in 2015: “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. ... They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime.” Trump in 2025: allows 17 family members of the El Chapo Mexican drug cartel to immigrate to the US.
Does anyone have a poll going on how many listening devices and other spycraft crap is on that free plane Qatar is giving to Trump? I’ll take 97 apparatuses.
