Ryan Jung

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His 9/11 was when Bledsoe went down.

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Normal as hell ass hair

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Jokes on you. Mr. Burns is still alive.

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He should go by “Jim”

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Bathroom pic next?

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I say “get your own bottle” in conversation to this day.

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Quatro leches cake

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Jizzadilla?

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Look at my judiciary dog

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Opening and dumping 16 cans of fruit in a bowl for a party.

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There’s a Taquito in there.

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hardkour

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have wfun

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He ingested Greek fire, that’s why he sounds like Mercury Sable struggling to start.

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They’re driving up from Freedom and Watsonville.

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Newcastle can’t get/keep a striker on the field this season #lfc

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@mattapodaca.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/oAAVY...

unlawful whatever 🐝 (@inlovewthemooon.bsky.social) reposted

Y'all The ICE building in Portland is painting a line in front of their building But they don't even know how to spell government

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… deserves a quiet bite

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“We put the ‘oral’ in Corral”

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The greatest fighting force on earth.

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But what if my friends try to call?

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“Nick Lutsko at the Melody Tent” has a nice ring to it.

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Gator got em’

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The Big Snort?

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Kellyanne Conway looking ass

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Biblically accurate angel

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Premier League Mornings?

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"pack my desk and go I will"

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Shing!

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*RFK Jr voice* intergalactic planetary

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What does this have to do with ER?

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I’m up for a Mannheim Steamroller 8 part docuseries.

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Looks like a guy with thick skid marks.

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Still my favorite Animorphs transition

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Run it back

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Reminds me of my favorite Jon Dore routine (on Conan as well).

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It's probably the blood moon. Need to start eating dinner at 4pm.

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I think this is what he’s looking for:

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My kids check out 12 books each at a minimum. They love the library.

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Damn, I thought Super Pitfall was next.

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Only one pitfall, next one was on NES

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Local glass shop should be able to cut to the dimensions. Underlays are available online.

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It’s giving Wacky Races

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If you’re talking Sandwich, Massachusetts, then salute away

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Guaranteed that Fever Pitch is in his top five.

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What’s Mark Lemke up to?

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Put Olestra in my Chobani, I don’t have time for this.

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None of the last seven premier league champions won the Community Shield. That said, Kerkez, Van dijk, and Gakpo were awful.

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Only Army Man I’m interested in.

Zito (@zeets.bsky.social) reposted

Mo Salah is asking the right questions

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A homeward bone so potent you end up at Borders.

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Nuggets should play in Niwot

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Worth it

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Sinise?

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That bubble don’t burst

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I’m scrubbing the fuselage or wagon body for sure

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I love that KOL song

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monetizing failure is what this country is about

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So he’s sideways?

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Where do you think ketchup comes from?

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@cbbworld.bsky.social a sensation Labubu has become

The Guardian (@theguardian.com) reposted

Labubu underground: Lafufu makers defy Chinese authorities to feed the world’s appetite for viral doll

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It had it’s world premiere in September 2001 and the release was delayed 2 years because of 9/11. I doubt most people have even heard of it.

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Buffalo Soldiers

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So close to renting a car

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Already been perfected

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U.N. Squadron

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Chiming back in to say that I’m back on my bullshit building a chicken coop and run (fence in background). Also, hip replacement is scheduled for October (I’m 43).

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But you get something AND free shipping.

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Aesop would like a word with you.

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They made a game out of the Bowser sequence in Odyssey and I love it.

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I met my wife at the Mucky Duck in Monterey, CA.

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My first car was a yellow 1981 VW Vanagon with the vanity plate “Bananer” (all true). I’ve been on it since 1998.

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Not if you just found your phone

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I’m wearing that shirt right now!

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This isn’t fair for a man that is a dad that just watched the Grad(uate).

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He also wrote a raunchy book

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video games will never look better than this

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Can you spank the monkey?

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By the Abyss thing

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The dancing kind

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tsk tsk-ing always moves the needle for me

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There’s insane Trump supporters every tenth house or so here. There’s a guy here that must be on a maga flag of the month plan. Different unhinged flag every time I pass by. He drives a Honda. Welcome to Sandwich!

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Jay Sherman didn’t stink