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Ugly Old Man

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Molecular geneticist who has seen the wonder of randomness and the joys of spending my children's inheritance. “Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.” ― Philip K. Dick,

created November 20, 2024

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Emptying the diaper room.

1/9/2025, 9:21:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#PoisonedByPutin

1/9/2025, 9:20:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poisoned by Putin.

1/9/2025, 9:18:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mississippi Govenor Tater Reeves must be so proud to send his National Guard to DC.

1/9/2025, 9:11:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ashlii Babbet is next

1/9/2025, 9:02:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK. Jr. Epidemiology, Psychiatrist, Face Reader, Bear Killer

1/9/2025, 4:18:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hand makeup.

1/9/2025, 4:11:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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US seniors export wealth to Indian telephone scam networks.

1/9/2025, 4:06:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Instead of replacing minimum wage workers how about AI replaces the CEO?

31/8/2025, 9:47:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Voi che sapete

31/8/2025, 9:43:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's like 80s gentrification

31/8/2025, 4:22:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought the bronze age desert dwelling goat herders' religion allowed for last-minute conversion.

31/8/2025, 4:21:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While he still lives

31/8/2025, 11:58:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not dead? Sad.

30/8/2025, 10:18:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donold Dead Yet.

30/8/2025, 6:01:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Laminated paper signs. Seems like FDOT is running short on funding.

30/8/2025, 5:59:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's a kidney in DC that's not getting any fresher. Paraphrase of Bette Midler in Outrageous Fortune.

30/8/2025, 1:20:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was for the New Jersey cemetery tax break.

30/8/2025, 1:03:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agree. That 1 eye looks almost normal.

29/8/2025, 10:36:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jackson is up there with Memphis

29/8/2025, 10:31:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True for Mississippi

29/8/2025, 10:28:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let the fire burn itself out or ICE can fight it.

29/8/2025, 10:24:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks all white to me.

29/8/2025, 10:14:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next time, try the faux gold color.

29/8/2025, 12:26:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See? Prayers don't work. Closing your eyes, folding your hands and hoping isn't action.

29/8/2025, 12:25:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thailand? Thailand. Thailand? Thailand.

29/8/2025, 12:22:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Idk about places of worship. Tax-exempt organizations benefitting from taxpayer services doesn't sit right.

28/8/2025, 9:51:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's no art to find the mind's construction in the face - King Duncan in Macbeth

28/8/2025, 9:48:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a drag queen.

28/8/2025, 9:45:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or pedophiles

28/8/2025, 9:15:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually, bullets. There ought to be a ban on ammunition because it's not constitutionally protected.

28/8/2025, 9:15:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sad about the Drumpf judgement

28/8/2025, 9:13:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The great thing about it is Hitler, Mao and Lenin are dead and soon he will be, too.

28/8/2025, 9:11:26 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imaginary friends are difficult to understand

28/8/2025, 9:10:15 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's like folding your hands, closing your eyes and hoping things improve doesn't work

28/8/2025, 5:26:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Either way, the shooter was white, not a brown immigrant.

28/8/2025, 5:42:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Idk. Drumpf, Mike Johnson and Ghilane love children.

27/8/2025, 10:17:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You'd think Jebus would protect Catholics.

27/8/2025, 6:00:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like if Biden said it

27/8/2025, 5:58:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scotus already ruled on this years and years and years ago.

27/8/2025, 5:58:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's trash in the Oval Office needing removal.

27/8/2025, 5:56:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It'd be so cool to have an original movie idea.

27/8/2025, 5:53:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elon can take Millers wife on a romantic stroll

27/8/2025, 12:53:03 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are they flammable?

27/8/2025, 12:27:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She still has the right to bear arms, right?

27/8/2025, 12:26:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Armed trash pickers?

27/8/2025, 12:20:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald, Dead Yet?

26/8/2025, 11:17:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The more you buy, the more you save. Spend $1 and get $15 back.

26/8/2025, 10:47:51 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Needs to put a Maxi Pad on it.

25/8/2025, 10:35:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not how EOs work.

25/8/2025, 9:33:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nevermind the other 50,000 dead civilians

25/8/2025, 9:31:18 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cracker Barrel Logo

25/8/2025, 9:28:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crime is up 3400% in the White House this year.

25/8/2025, 9:27:25 PM | 200 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Biberty.

25/8/2025, 8:46:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because FEMA won't help.

25/8/2025, 8:30:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mississippi was successful with Dobbs so, why not this?

25/8/2025, 8:29:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All Blot Clots Matter.

25/8/2025, 8:05:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Washington monument next. Then the blot clot.

25/8/2025, 7:58:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems legit.

25/8/2025, 7:57:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See COVID deaths for reference

25/8/2025, 4:18:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So drug companies pay me $490 for Bidens $35 insulin? I don't use insulin but sign me up for a prescription.

25/8/2025, 4:11:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not surprised

25/8/2025, 2:50:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To Pam Blondi it's the Metro Dade police. Sheesh.

24/8/2025, 4:53:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Democrats should move to GOP cities for safety and eventually flip the vote.

24/8/2025, 4:52:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it a federal or state road or is it city street?

23/8/2025, 6:30:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See SCOTUS for details

23/8/2025, 6:28:23 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Judges orders don't mean anything in Fascist America

23/8/2025, 12:22:37 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Death Become Her vibes

23/8/2025, 12:20:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Usually follows a genocide.

22/8/2025, 10:57:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Release the phone logs

21/8/2025, 10:11:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Womp womp

21/8/2025, 10:08:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like kidnapping. Is kidnapping illegal in Texas?

20/8/2025, 7:56:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Try AI Data Centers for the win.

20/8/2025, 1:56:31 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard the Dollar General shrimp is safe.

20/8/2025, 11:56:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And nothing will happen to stop it

20/8/2025, 11:53:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird since Putin signed mail in voting into Russian law.

19/8/2025, 9:40:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gov. Tater Reeves don't care and Lt. Gov. Hoseman only cares about Christofascist rights.

19/8/2025, 9:38:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We know Putin told him not to.

19/8/2025, 3:14:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He tells you all you need to know

19/8/2025, 2:49:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But Bill Barr said under oath...

19/8/2025, 2:05:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The jello is melting.

18/8/2025, 10:10:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Russia has mail in voting and get this, it was signed into law by Putin.

18/8/2025, 10:07:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm prayer for a blood clot

18/8/2025, 10:03:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He learned it from Zelenskyy today.

18/8/2025, 10:01:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird. Russia has the. Not not US?

18/8/2025, 1:13:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My imaginary friend doesn't h8 anyone

18/8/2025, 1:12:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No it protecting the Epstein Files from being released.

18/8/2025, 1:47:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 9:32:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly, not today.

17/8/2025, 9:28:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The demand for the Epstein files are an emergency

17/8/2025, 9:25:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's why he's called Pootin'

17/8/2025, 9:23:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1. Will Zelenskyy be referred to His Excellency? 2. What's for lunch? 3. Will there be red carpet and a ride in The Beast?

17/8/2025, 6:08:22 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reality. Reality slapped her in the face.

17/8/2025, 5:57:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Life is better when he ain't doing his job.

17/8/2025, 5:52:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're god. So. You'd know.

16/8/2025, 11:14:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Puerto Rico and DC first

16/8/2025, 11:12:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hamberders.

16/8/2025, 11:06:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 1:31:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And adding uncapped "Management Fees"

16/8/2025, 1:29:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And validation. Putin stood there behind the US Presidential Seal and gave a speech warning the EU from throwing a wrench into his operation.

16/8/2025, 11:44:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view