how inexplicable weird that is.
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how inexplicable weird that is.
seems fair.
helping out.
let’s not politicize this tragedy, whine the shitwads who politicize everything open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
Only the idiots. I know, I know, that doesn't narrow it down much. I am perpetually confused as to why they were ever in there in the first place.
honestly I wish he was way lazier. Like, I would prefer it if he just quit cosplaying as president and played golf exclusively for the next few years.
Well? Did he Mitch-Glitch?
that tracks.
Good name. He's a master of spinning shit out of gold.
heh. right?
thanks for the link, he's another of my favorite storytellers.
I first saw a post which, as I recall, made me laugh. I recognized your name from having read a few of your books. So, here I am.
/sigh. This guy.
LOL
I genuinely laughed out loud.
The answer to the question John posed is simple. It's because the republicans in the Senate and house, by and large, are not serious people and aren't there to do their job and appropriately represent the best interests of their constituents.
thank you captain f#cking obvious. Next on the things that are more and more unlikely, SCOTUS accountability and ethics reform. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Happy Beltane!
I think calling it a 'plan' is generous. But I agree with the sentiment.
LOL
it only makes sense if the long term plan is to privatize the parks. weird.
As I recall, Colorado pays more in federal taxes than it receives back. How's about we don't pay it in the first place?
so the region of dumbfuckistan?
awesome!
Hmmm, Well, like they say, follow the money and you will likely find the cause.
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Good. She clearly knows that there is no need to legitimize the idiocy. Let the buffoon make an ass of himself and remove all remaining doubt as to his stupidity and use that to continue to oppose his initiatives.
Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…
Folks @philoof.bsky.social has the best meme game on all the interwebs. If you aren't following him you must be really old or really new to the internet tubes.
Boot-licking spineless clown.
perfecto!
maybe because he has more important shit to deal with than wearing a suit. Christ what a moronic question from a simple minded dickwad.
heh. hehe. hehehe. Nice.
Jesse 'Whatever' is the sort of whiny little man bitch who, if he doesn't get his way, get pissy and takes his ball and slinks home. For a dude who is obsessed with weird masculinity indicators when an ally needs our help he's quick to cheer as our administration decides to cut and run. Wuss.
so the current president 'in name' if not in reality has made english the official language in the US, maybe he should try and master it beyond the 5th grade level. Oh, and learn to read.
I'm not fucking sorry.
:D
and they aren't even trying to hide it anymore.
and the hits just keep on coming! Seriously though, this is bad and it;s going to get worse.
/glances nervously around. yep!
Seems about right.
the white house (executive) has no money to give, that's literally the role of congress. Also, the president is not 'the law.' An executive order is not a 'law'. This administration is comprised of idiots.
Absolutely how it should go. Love the 'see you in court' Fuck him.
or songs that mention classified personal ads in the paper
lol! exactly.
'advanced'? what the actual fuck is he talking about? How is he 'advanced'? /sigh, what a dipshit.
Good, and good riddance to the man who has arguable done more harm to our Democracy and this country than any other single person in modern history.
always loved this one.
LOL! nice.
re-posting 'caus, important!
That's lovely. I've never heard it before. I kinda feel un-sophisticated all of a sudden. ;)
Exactly. Go sit down Vance. ... and wait for a tie in the senate to do your only job. Idiot.
Yes, they can you shit weasel. The judicial branch and the legislative branch exist as a check on the executive. A president is not a general, or a king. Moron.
It's a start. Good.
He figured that out all on his own?
She says what we're mostly all thinking. ;)
Just the tip. For now.
He's doing this chaos blitz to justify martial law They KNOW they're getting caught
In other 'not-news' delusion-don claims US Military found the magic faucet to supply water to California wildfires. CA-DWR disagrees with his lie.
Common sense restrictions on bribery.
Wow! You too! We should be DILF friends!
Done!
Soon says you're cool
is this a troll? Onion article?
I didn't have ' be present for christian the end times' on my Pagan bingo card. Ragnarök, anyone?
ah, the good ol' loner boner bill.
Same. Catchy tune.
hahahahahahahahah...what?
Believe them when they say it out loud.
I don't wanna be 'that guy' but...
I wish trump nothing but failure.
I can't even. Where the hell do you start? Should someone tell him?
ouch. That hits a little close to home.
Seems Legit. #Resist#Apathy
That's unpossible! (I mean, nice work)
I literally laughed out loud.
I wish the joke was funny. /sigh.
Of course he did. He can barely make it through a 1 page, bulleted security brief. She used big complicated words like compassion and mercy and had a notable lack of colorful pictures for him to color. Also, he didn't get to steer a garbage truck and make 'vroom vroom' noises. So, she = nasty.
it's worse than 'wants us dead' he doesn't give a shit if we die, it's 'apathetic-ignorant dismissal.' What he cares about, as usual, is himself. If we're out of the WHO he can avoid accountability in deaths and reporting and make up his own bullshit. You know, his only real talent.
pretty much says it all.
Speaking as a Cyber Sec professional this is exactly the kind of stupid-moronic-idiocy that I expect from trump and the 'clown car rejects' in his cabinet. Too dumb to understand the threat and clearly in bed with authoritarian scum bags.
yes.
Clown Car Rejects
right? focus on the really burning problems like drag queen 'reading time', bathroom policing and TikTok.
This is a sentiment that I can really understand today. Not that I am happy about my awakening to this reality. I'm thoroughly pissed that it has become necessary.
Deleted my account on the platform formerly known as Twitter. Screw Elonia Muskifart.
lol! Nice.
Well that's...creative.
Well, he clearly has a reasonable grasp of the glaringly obvious
Who knew that living life with your head 3 feet up your ass could ever backfire.
yet another pretty freakin' obvious Project 2025 'force-women-to-stay-married-to-avoid-the single-parent-tax' bullshit.
oh, maybe, I don't know...'tug on superman's cape'. Then maybe 'spit into the wind.' The also maybe' pull the mask off that ol' lone ranger' and something, something, doo bee doo bee dee.
thanks buddy.
there was a time when this would have made me sad. Then Elon, 'Musked around' to the idiot place and ruined my illusions of his intelligence and decency.
...and if they share the knee pads between them it will ease them into 'other' acts of obeisance.
Great. Color me shocked. I'm about ready to start with chicken bones and moonwater.
@surlyburris.bsky.social I'm ready for the random lies!
That tracks. Typical citizens are not his target audience.